Starting from Konoha's exile

"My lord, what are we doing here at the monk temple?"

Xianglin climbed the stairs for a long time and was already out of breath when she reached the entrance of the Fire Temple.

"Silence, don't be disrespectful to Buddha!" ​​Zhenwo turned to scold Xianglin.

"Oh, it turns out that Lord Jingo actually believes in Buddhism..." Xianglin muttered in a low voice.

Kakashi also narrowed his eyes, thinking this was very useful information.

I clasped my hands together and walked slowly and softly to the temple door.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!..."

"Open the door, open the door, the big pilgrims are here, but there is not even a monk at the foot of the mountain to entertain the guests, and we can't do business anymore. You have the ability to open the temple, but you don't have the ability to open the door!"

The real self raised his fist and banged the temple door hard while shouting. Cracks appeared on the door visible to the naked eye.

Perhaps because the air was relatively humid, there were actually a string of water drops flowing down the cheeks on the two statues of the Dharma Protectors next to them.

"Hey! Hey! Aren't you a believer in Buddhism? What's going on with you, bastard!" Xianglin pointed at True Me and yelled.

Kakashi suddenly felt that he was so naive, and for a moment he put his head on his forehead and said Wu Vaq.

"You know what? I am a true believer who has the Buddha in my heart. The more I am like this, the more I can show my sincerity."

Zhenwo turned around and said to Xianglin, but his hands still didn't stop smashing the door. At this moment, the door suddenly opened. The person who opened the door was the great monk from Earthland, but before he could shout angrily, a fist as big as a sandbag fell on the top of his head.

"Eh? Why does my hand feel a little wrong?"

When I looked back, I saw the great monk Dilu holding a bunch of candied haws-like buns on his head, glaring at me fiercely, the anger burning in his eyes uncontrollable.

"Hehehe...Master Dilu, your look is quite unique. Do you have anything? I'll leave first."

"The madmen should leave!"

Dilu shouted, and a burst of dazzling golden light emitted from his palms to hit Zhenme.

"Master Dilu, please be patient. This is a misunderstanding."

In the midst of lightning and flint, a hand reached out and pinched Dilu's wrist tightly, causing the palm to stay in front of Zhenmei's chest and no longer be allowed to enter.

"You are... Kakashi? If you don't stay well in Konoha, why are you coming to the Fire Temple? Also, is this madman with you?" Dilu looked at the ninja in front of him, feeling a little uncomfortable. He asked with too much certainty, although his face was still angry, but his hands relaxed.

"This is the current acting leader of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Makoto. You must have heard of his name." Kakashi immediately let go of his hand and said with an embarrassed smile.

"So you are the madman who created the Ninja Technique?" Di Lu looked at the real me in surprise. After looking at it for a long time, he shook his head, but he still couldn't hold back his anger and asked the real me sternly: "Our Fire Temple has nothing to do with your Uchiha clan, why do we come here to run wild?"

"I'm a very particular person. When I go to a temple to burn incense or worship Buddha, of course I have to come and pay homage to the Buddha when I pass by Guibao Temple." Zhenwo said to Dilu with his hands clasped together seriously, as if the bag he wore had nothing to do with him. Same.

"Sorry, the temple is engaged in internal affairs today and does not accept visitors. We will not send them away."

Dilu bowed politely, turned around and left.

"You, the great monk, are so unreasonable. I am here to offer some sesame oil money to the Buddha. I don't look at the monk's face to look at the Buddha's face. Alas... no..." Just as I was about to catch up, the temple door was slammed with a "clang". Share forcefully.

I touched the tip of my red nose, cursed and walked down the mountain.

"Bald thief, when grandpa settles the matter, I will light a fire on your ruined temple."

"Hey! My Lord, what are you doing here at the monk temple? Are you really here to chant sutras and worship Buddha?" Xianglin asked curiously on the road.

"Is there any lie? I am proficient in all kinds of Buddhism. Do you want to read a paragraph to you?"

"Okay, okay, my lord, please remember me." Xianglin clapped her little hands and said with a smile.

The true self was not ambiguous either, so I cleared my throat and started reading.

"Ahem,... Amitabha, I am the real me. Rich, handsome, and carefree. I can give you a hundred, but not a piece. Ask me what I want to eat, beer and stir-fry. I serve on my knees, and be entertained by beautiful women. I'm crazy and don't get weird. ! Hahaha, Xiao Xiangxiang, did I read it well?"

"Hahaha... What kind of ghost sutra are you, a crooked-mouthed monk, reciting? It makes me laugh so hard, hahaha..." Xianglin laughed so hard that she couldn't even stand up straight.

After Zhenwo laughed loudly, he clamped Xianglin around his waist and headed down the mountain for a few ups and downs before disappearing.

Kakashi shook his head helplessly, and chased after the two of them with force from his feet.

Yi Er, who had just climbed up not long ago, sighed, hugged his fat self, formed a ball, and rolled down the steps.

"As far as I know, the Fire Temple has nothing to do with us. I really can't guess what the purpose of your trip is." While on the way, Kakashi couldn't help but ask Makoto.

"Actually, I don't have any other meaning. I just want to see if those great monks have any secrets like the Tathagata's Palm. Anyway, I'm just passing by and it's just a sightseeing trip." The real self sat behind one ear, Xianglin was already in his arms. Sleeping soundly inside.

"What kind of ninjutsu is the Tathagata Palm? I've never heard of it. Could it be that you made it up again? And as far as I know, the three secrets of the Fire Temple, Thousand Hands Kill, Angry Eyes King Kong and Sealing Iron Wall, are all required The talent of a fairy, but in terms of strength alone, is definitely not as good as Ninja Swordsmanship." Kakashi was a little unconvinced.

"Hmph, stupidity! That's a palm technique that falls from the sky, especially the last move, Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong. Tsk, tsk, I won't scare you to death if I tell you."

"Okay...where did you find Xianglin? Doesn't she have any other family members?" Kakashi didn't want to hear this guy's boast, so he changed the subject abruptly. In fact, this was what he had been wanting to ask along the way. .

"She was the only one left after her mother died. If there is a demon in this world, it must be in Kusanagi Village." Jinga sighed and subconsciously hugged the sleeping little girl tightly in his arms. A little bit.

Kakashi can completely imagine that the fate of those so-called "devils" will definitely not be that good.

"Where are we going next?"

"Let's rest in the town ahead first. We were really in a hurry along the way."

"Well, it's time to take a rest. I'm also feeling a little tired." Kakashi responded.

"When have you ever been so fucking energetic?" I couldn't help but complain.

"Ahem... It's okay to curse, but don't expose someone's shortcomings. However, I have actually always wanted to ask you a question." Kakashi said.

"Loved me. I'm sorry, but we are not suitable. I like women."

thump.

Kakashi fell.

"I don't like women either, okay!"

"Well, it seems I was right."

"Asshole, I was thrown into confusion, I also like women, okay!" Kakashi was confused.

"So that's it. Don't worry, I've written it down. Kakashi likes women, and I will help you spread the word." Makoto nodded seriously.

Kakashi has already thought of dozens of assassination ninjutsu in his mind.

"By the way, what do you want to ask me?" I said with a mean smile.

"...What I want to ask you is that I have never seen you use any clone techniques." Kakashi took a deep breath and regained his composure.

"What? Kakashi, don't you really have any special hobbies or other fancy ways of self-deprecation? Kakashi, you have to understand that no matter what we change, from a 'root' point of view, we are actually still men. Ah. Anyway...there's something wrong with you, Kakashi."

"Rachel!"

……

When the three of them arrived at the entrance of the town, Xianglin was woken up by Zhenme. She was still a little dazed from sleep, with a large amount of saliva stuck to the corner of her mouth.

"Is dinner ready?"

"Well, let's go to a restaurant in town. Kakashi-san just met Xiao Xiangren. Shouldn't we treat him to a treat?" Makoto drooled a little and pressed down the dull hair on Xiangren's head.

"Really? That's great! Mr. Kakashi, I want to have a big meal." Xiang Rin raised his little hands high and said, but when he opened his eyes, he saw Kakashi's in front of him. Ghost shadow. "Eh? Where is Mr. Kakashi?"

Zhenwo sighed, pinched Xianglin's head with his big hand and turned it in another direction. Then Xiang Rin saw Kakashi wearing an ascetic outfit at some point, holding a broken bowl, walking up to a villager and saying something, and then pointed here with his finger.

Kakashi came back with a smile on his face, brought the broken bowl to the two of them and bumped it, making a crisp sound.

"I tried my best, everyone, just watch and eat..."

I couldn't help but take a breath of air-conditioning. When it came to the white ticket, Kakashi really nailed his temperament. Throughout Kakashi's life, he would never let go of anyone who could get away with it, whether it was ninjutsu, props, information, or dinner. For example, all the subordinates in the ANBU, headed by Yamato, are Kakashi's long-term meal tickets.

It seemed that I had met my match, so I sighed again and climbed down from Yi Er.

After the white smoke dissipated, a blind beggar with disabled legs struggled to pull his hands on the ground and crawled toward the town.

"You two bastards! It's so embarrassing. Can I treat you to a treat? You're so mad at me!" Xiang Lin was about to explode with rage.

Kakashi and Jingo acted as if they hadn't heard anything, one continued to beg for alms, and the other continued to beg.

You don’t have to be shy, but you can’t give up easily in a duel between kings!

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of chickens and dogs jumping in the town.

"Chase! Don't let that fat sheep who gambles on Wangbo get away!"

"Get her now!"

"do not run!"

I saw a blonde lolita with twin tails running out of the town, followed by a black-haired girl with a little pink pig in her arms. The two of them fled out of the town at the same time.

The twin-tailed loli passed by the beggar and said "Hey", then immediately turned back, stopped in front of the beggar, raised her foot and stepped on his head twice, and said overjoyed.

"As expected, it's you! Why are you here? You just happened to help me settle the bill!"

"Holy crap! No, can you recognize this?"