Starting from Konoha's exile

"Uncle Wei, I'm leaving. Thank you for your hospitality today."

Naruto patted his round belly and thanked Mame.

"Hmph, you're a freeloader." Sasuke tilted his mouth and hummed.

"You bastard, it's not you who's treating me, it's the weird uncle who's treating me to ramen. What does that have to do with you?"

"Uh... you're a big idiot." Naruto said that it was hard for Sasuke to argue, so he simply turned his head away.

"Sasuke, forget it, don't be such a stinker, hiccup..." Shinga burped loudly and stopped between the young couple, preventing them from fighting again.

Ichiraku Ramen really lived up to its reputation. With the mentality of giving it a try, I ate until I was about to vomit, and then I let go of my tired hand lying on the ground and hit the boss.

What if it’s really Otsutsuki Ichiraku Ramen? What if eating it can increase attributes?

"Stinky fart! Hahaha, the weird uncle said it right, stinky fart man Sasuke!" Naruto pointed at Sasuke and laughed, feeling like the noodles in his stomach were about to burst out from laughter.

This unsatisfactory and crazy second uncle has done everything he can to destroy himself since he met Naruto. Sasuke's teeth were itching with anger, but he didn't dare to show his teeth at the real me, and pounced directly on Naruto.

Naruto didn't give in when he saw this, but before the two of them came together, they were separated by Zhenga pressing his forehead with one hand, and the two little guys kept waving their bastard fists in the air.

"Okay, okay, if you fight after eating, you will vomit it out. It will be so embarrassing then."

When Sasuke heard this, he immediately chose to stop, and he didn't eat less.

Can you still survive if you vomit noodles all over the ground in public?

Naruto, on the other hand, was half-bent, with a livid face, covering his mouth with both hands, already looking like he was about to vomit, and his small belly could hold three large bowls of ramen.

"Wow, it's a risk, it's a loss if you spit it out." The noodles that came to his throat were swallowed by Naruto.

"It's getting late. It will get dark in a while. You two, don't mess around. If you don't feel like it, just make a fight and fight another day. But then again, you two are so similar, why can't you get along well? ?”

I lit up an after-dinner cigarette, took a puff and said.

"Who looks like this crane?"

"Who looks like this stinky man!"

After they finished speaking, they were stunned at the same time.

"Look, look, old couples may not have such a tacit understanding like you. Let's go, Sasuke, it's time to go back." Jinga teased, and then said to Naruto: "Naruto, you should go back early. Don't run around, be careful not to get caught by those little gangsters today."

"Don't worry, I, Naruto Uzumaki, will not be caught by those idiots. Goodbye, strange uncle...ah, I don't know the name of strange uncle yet. I'm really sorry, hehehe..." Naruto felt a little uncomfortable. He scratched his head in amusement and said.

"I just remembered to ask now, it's really a rough statement. Listen up, I am the wandering prodigal son, the lover of thousands of girls' dreams, the wine-drinking immortal, the ruthless swordsman, the true Uchiha!"

"It sounds so stupid, weird uncle. Hahaha, bye." After Naruto finished speaking, he waved to the real me, then waved to the pretty girl who had never spoken, and then vomited to Sasuke. Tongue, then turned around and left in a swaggering manner.

"Humph, big idiot."

After Sasuke muttered something, he turned around and left with his true self.

But before I took two steps, I suddenly remembered what I had just said.

The two of them are very similar... Yes, I am like him now, without my parents, but he has been alone since he was a child, how lonely it must be.

Sasuke couldn't help but look back, and at that moment Naruto also turned to look at him.

"Humph!"

They both turned their heads back at the same time.

The sight of a meal has touched the hearts of many people.

The ninjas hiding around have already arranged their tasks. Who is responsible for protecting Sasuke, who is responsible for protecting Naruto, who is going to hold Shiro back, who is going to attack the real me, all they have to do is wait for the Hokage's order.

But until a few people separated, the mission was never launched.

"Mission cancelled."

Sarutobi issued an order from a corner not far away. After saying these four words, he felt his whole back getting wet.

After dismissing the various task groups, Sarutobi returned to the Hokage Building.

Sarutobi was now unsure whether he should follow Danzo's advice, losing his former self-confidence and falling into deep self-doubt.

After hearing that his true self was in contact with Naruto, he was scared.

He couldn't help but not be afraid, it was such a coincidence that Sarutobi was completely confused.

When the Kyuubi rebelled, something strange happened to the real me. In order to deal with the Uchiha clan, I indirectly saved his life.

Now that the Uchiha clan was destroyed, he was able to escape again as a blessing in disguise, and returned to Konoha with the aura of being the only adult man in Uchiha. Moreover, he has no leaks, and his powerful ninjutsu constantly refreshes people's understanding of him.

On the first day, I met Sasuke, an important figure in the night of genocide, and on the first day, I met the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki Naruto.

The Nine-Tails Rebellion was still fresh in his mind, and Sarutobi really couldn't imagine what the outcome would be if the Nine-Tails Rebellion happened again.

Nowadays, there is no golden sparkle in the village, the three ninjas have left one after another, and the high-end combat power in the village has become somewhat weak. If there is an emergency, even if you risk your own life, it probably won't help.

The more Sarutobi thought about it, the more he felt a deep sense of powerlessness.

Standing next to the window, an old guy was reflected in the glass.

He suddenly regretted sitting on the Hokage's throne again. Back then, he indirectly forced the Yondaime to death and regained the position of Hokage. He was very proud then, but he is very depressed now.

When the Kyuubi is in trouble, if the entire Uchiha clan uses their strength, they should be able to control the Kyuubi. Moreover, he was still strong and strong back then, and was fully capable of cooperating with the Yondaime to take down the mysterious man. Even if he failed, he would not let the Yondaime lose his life in vain.

However, he accepted Danzo's opinion and used this incident to completely push the Uchiha clan against Konoha and stabilize the village's Q power.

The price was to sacrifice Minato, a large number of ninjas, and his wife Biwako.

But he has no regrets, and even Danzo's opinions were indirectly hinted to him by himself.

He firmly believed that he was not a person who was greedy for power. The reason why he did this was because the Yondaime's idea was too dangerous and everyone had misjudged the gentle young man.

As the third generation, the reason why he is called the strongest Hokage is not that his ninjutsu surpasses the first two, but that he inherits and combines the will of the first two.

In addition, he inherited the gentleness and kindness of the generation, which improved the reputation of Konoha Village in the entire ninja world. Inside, he learned the Nidaime's superb ZZ skills, which intimidated and suppressed all the ninja clans in Konoha, making the village peaceful and peaceful.

He originally thought that this genius ninja who was born as a commoner would inherit his mantle, but it was not until Minato took over his position that he discovered that his ideas were completely contrary to his own.

Minato was a member of the Uchiru generation, and he showed tolerance and kindness to all the ninja clans in the village. Outside, he is as tough as the second generation and is not afraid of war.

This is wrong. Such a tough and militant leader will definitely lead Konoha to destruction.

But if Minato encountered the same situation, he would definitely handle it better than himself, right?

No, he doesn't even need to think too much. The time when the enemy dies is just a thought before he activates the Flying Thunder God.

Thinking of the Yondaime, he couldn't help but think of his three disciples, the happy time of educating his disciples, the first time he saw Lake Biwa, and the thought of learning skills from his master...

Sarutobi was so engrossed in his thoughts that he didn't even notice that a person appeared in the darkness.

"Who is it?" Sarutobi discovered the figure behind him only through the reflection of the glass.

"Sarutobi, you've lost your composure..."

Danzo stepped out of the darkness.

"..." Sarutobi had nothing to defend. He was indeed blinded just now.

Danzo keenly captured Sarutobi's weakness at this time. He knew the weaknesses of his old friend too well. This time he must seize the opportunity to amplify his failure, undermine his confidence, and make him willingly let go of his power.

"Sarutobi, do you still need to hesitate? Do you have to wait for the enemy to put the knife on his neck before you take action?"

"Let me think twice about this..."

"Stupid! We can't drag it out any longer. If the Nine-Tails Rebellion happens again, how will we respond!"

Danzo hammered his crutch on the ground, not giving Sarutobi any chance to breathe, and took two steps forward, yelling loudly.

Sarutobi took half a step back involuntarily.

Maybe, Danzo is right...

He is old, and the age spots on his face remind him every day that he only has a few years left to live.

Why bother to support yourself? Why not leave important matters to Danzo and the other three, raise your grandson at home, and ease the relationship with Ashima...

Just when Sarutobi was about to say the word "good", he suddenly saw the shadow crown buckled on the table from the corner of his eye. The big fire character was so dazzling.

For a moment, he also noticed the excitement and expectation that could not be concealed in Danzo's eyes, and he said almost subconsciously.

"no!"

"you……"

Danzo took two steps back and looked at Sarutobi speechless in surprise. He was obviously about to compromise!

"There is no doubt about this matter. Just go down if you have nothing to do." Sarutobi didn't show any trace of fatigue at this moment. His whole body was filled with the pride and confidence that belongs exclusively to the Hokage, and he even looked as if he was several years younger.

Danzo knew Sarutobi and vice versa.

In Sarutobi's view, Danzo is thoughtful, but has always lacked structure and true courage, nor the wisdom needed for a leader.

Danzo is indeed good at conspiracy, but when faced with major choices, he almost never makes the right choice.

Konoha still cannot do without me, and it still needs me, an old captain, to continue to be at the helm.

Danzo walked out of the Hokage Building in a daze. He couldn't figure out where he had made a mistake and Sarutobi saw through it.

At this moment, Danzo suddenly remembered the scene before Teacher Tobirama left.

He clearly knew that both he and Sarutobi had equal opportunities. But at the critical moment, he was half a beat slow. He was not a coward, but Sarutobi was just like before, it was a subconscious reaction.

Therefore, Sarutobi was always ahead, and he was always half a step behind Sarutobi.

Danzo calmed down, turned his head and looked at the figure standing in front of the window upstairs before walking into the darkness.

Sarutobi, since you are still so kind to a woman, then let me protect the safety of Konoha in the darkness!

When Jinga and his friends returned to the hotel, it was almost dark. Sasuke was a little coy when he said goodbye to Jinga, obviously he was embarrassed to say something.

"Say what you want to say, don't act like a little girl." I said and raised my hand.

Sasuke thought he was about to be violently violent again, so he quickly covered his head in fear. The result was a big warm hand touching his head.

"Would you like to come and live with your second uncle?"

"Ah."

Sasuke nodded, a smile appearing on his face for the first time.

Although this unreliable second uncle was crazy, Sasuke felt the warmth of family affection in him.

As of today, only his second uncle supports his revenge.

At such a moment, what he needs most is sincere care and support, rather than the so-called "don't be sad, there is still Konoha Village" or "let go of hatred and live a good life".

Even fighting with Naruto made him feel better, but the hypocrisy and overflowing sympathy made him even more sad.

In the original time and space, the reason why Sasuke became paranoid and extreme was that, in addition to witnessing the family tragedy with his own eyes, the most important thing was that in the following period, no one who truly cared about him was by his side.

Although there are many fans in school, and Hokage-sama takes good care of him, this kind of care is superficial or superficial.

The original time and space, after the two of them grew up. Naruto's heart is also stronger than Sasuke's. On the one hand, Naruto inherited his parents' optimistic, positive and rough character.

On the other hand, it is a bit cruel to say that since the day Naruto can remember, he has been a wild boy without a father and a mother, and he has grown up by falling and stumbling.

In addition to the loneliness in his heart, Naruto can still have such a positive attitude after suffering from the indifference and hostility of the villagers for many years, which shows that Naruto's heart is so strong.

Unlike children like Sasuke who have been soaked in honey pots since childhood, their happy lives suddenly undergo earth-shattering changes, and even adults cannot bear it. It's amazing that Sasuke can survive strong and work hard for a goal.

Maya asked Shiro to follow Sasuke and go to his residence to pack his luggage first, while he went to the Sandaime to ask for instructions.

The old man has been through a lot of trouble today, so he has to find a way to get off.

Inside the Hokage office.

"Lord Hokage, Uchiha is out here asking to see you."

"Let him in."

Hum, finally willing to come.

Sarutobi adjusted his mood and sat at his desk to review documents.

After I came in, I found that the old man ignored me and was buried in the case, so I stood aside and waited quietly.

After a while, I still regarded him as air. I was not polite and planned to find a chair to sit down.

But where’s the mother’s chair?

Are you playing this game with me? It seems that the Sandaime master still doesn’t understand me very well. If you don't pay attention to it, don't blame me for messing up your fists.

When Sarutobi found the real me squatting on the wall and starting to smoke, he almost lost his grip on the pen in his hand.

"Cough cough..."

"Hey, Hokage-sama has finished his work. Seeing that you have been busy, I don't have the nerve to disturb you."

Jinga wiped out the cigarette butt on the sole of his shoe, stood up, patted the ashes on his body, and came to Sarutobi's desk.

Sarutobi's eyelids jumped at the sight. Did this old farmer's attitude really come from a wealthy family?

"You know who Uzumaki Naruto is, right?" Sarutobi said with a straight face and a bad tone.

"The Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki."

"Then why did you approach him without permission?"

"You didn't ask for it before you got old!"

It's a mess, it's a fucking mess, this bastard doesn't play by the rules, shouldn't he apologize first, I am the Hokage after all!

Before Sarutobi could think of his lines, Maya continued.

"I saw that when Sasuke and Naruto were together, they no longer looked sad and looked a little like children. Fortunately, I took them to have a meal together."

It's barely a reason, Sarutobi thought to himself, and then said to Maya.

"You were also in Konoha during the Nine-Tails Rebellion. You must know how much damage it will cause to the village once the jinchūriki loses control. So..."

"Master Hokage, didn't you find out everything back then? Your Majesty, the Sage of Six Paths, that matter has nothing to do with me! Could it be that... you are planning to overturn the case and retry it?"

"No, I mean..."

"Oh, that's fine. I thought you started to suspect that what happened back then was related to me."

"No, actually I want to say..."

"I understand, I understand. In those days, those Uchiha gangsters could do things like watching the fire from the other side. I am definitely not that kind of person. If anyone dares to have the idea of ​​​​Kyuubi, don't worry, I will definitely charge. Go ahead, retreat behind.”

"It's not you..."

"That's right, it's me, Uchiha, who just said this. If I am really unfortunate enough to be severely punished by you, then you will always have to look at my performance. Although I am a person who is not very smart sometimes, but when it comes to hammering I'm never willing to fight."

"He and I*……"

"Well said, those guys who dare to come and destroy the peace of our Big Leaf Village are going to *him*. By the way, I am here today. In addition to giving you a proactive report on today's situation, I also want to report something to you. matter.

My second nephew, Sasuke, came to me crying today, saying that he has been restless, insomniac and dreamy lately. He always dreams that someone is going to kill him, and he is too scared to go out in broad daylight.

I'm telling you quietly, please don't tell anyone, he has started to wet the bed! Tell me, is it embarrassing? Uchiha loses his face if he loses it, but the face of Konoha Village is a big deal!

So, I will take him to live with me tonight so that I can take care of him. And when I was traveling around for business, I came up with several home remedies for bedwetting, and I started giving them to him tonight.

Ah, that's basically it. Oh, it's already so late, so I won't bother you. The body is the capital of revolution. Sir, please don't work too hard. I'm saying goodbye. See you later. "

Even until Shinga closed the door and left, Sarutobi's mind was still buzzing.

With a trembling hand, he took out a bottle of medicine from his arms, poured out one pill and swallowed it.

I still felt dizzy and dizzy, so I poured out another pill and ate it. It took me a while to catch my breath.

Sarutobi slammed the cigarette pot on the ground.

No, in order to live for a few more years, it is better to have as few interactions with this madman as possible in the future.