Starting from Konoha's exile

Maya and Tsunade drank and drank until late at night.

A person who is touched by the past wants to drink away his sorrows, and is an alcoholic who never leaves his body. Once he starts drinking, the drinking party will not end unless one of them is knocked down.

At first, they were just chatting and drinking, but Tsunade insisted on seeking death and actually took out a pair of dice and wanted to play a drinking game. The ending can be imagined. After taking out the gambling equipment, Tsunade drank one glass after another, and I was thirsty.

Originally, Tsunade was supposed to be carried out sideways, but then the traitor Mame also tried to kill himself and started teaching Tsunade to play the guessing game between two little bees.

"Two little bees, fly into the flowers, fly left, fly right, fly..."

"Clap!"

"Clap!"

"Clap!"

……

After receiving more than a dozen slaps in a row, Tsunade finally couldn't help but win by cheating.

"Crack...boom!"

Real self was blown out by Tsunade's powerful big-eared melon seed. After passing through the ceiling of the restaurant, he swirled and disappeared into the night.

The next day.

Hangover Tsunade woke up with a yawn, and after washing up, she went to the hotel restaurant. I saw a guy with a pig's head and a body sitting near the door holding a ninja sword, waiting for him to come out.

"Haha, where did the boar spirit come from?" Tsunade flipped her hair, put a hand on her waist and laughed. As soon as she raised her hand, the fabric-saving blouse instantly became rippled, causing the entire restaurant to swallow their saliva.

I wiped my hair, and after chanting the Great Compassion Mantra silently twice in my heart, I pointed the tip of the knife at Tsunade and said angrily: "Ba Po, I haven't settled the debt with you for cheating last night, and I used dirty methods to do it again." Tempt me, I will fight with you today."

"You little bastard, I'm so excited, hehehe..." It's okay if Tsunade doesn't laugh. Once she starts laughing, the room will be filled with the sound of "suck, suck, suck," and when she keeps laughing wildly, the room will then emit a strong sound. The smell of blood.

"You female hooligan, I won't fall for your tricks!" I put my hand on my nose, and blood was pouring out from between my fingers.

Kakashi didn't dare to make a fool of himself in front of Tsunade, so he ran away early.

So it turns out that Lord Jinga likes this? No wonder he suddenly accepted Miss Xiyan as his apprentice, what a pervert! Xianglin thought she had discovered the weakness of her true self, and cursed secretly in her heart. But under the offensive of Tsunade's foul, even Xiang Rin herself felt strange.

It must be very... to rest your head on...

A trace of nosebleed flowed from Xianglin's nostrils unknowingly, and a certain orientation changed at this moment.

The real me lost too much blood, and the fight plan ultimately failed. After several people had lunch, they returned to the room and talked about business.

After Kakashi had a conversation with Tsunade, the latter fell into a long silence.

"Why do you have such unrealistic ideas? Is it because of the Yondaime's children?" Tsunade broke the silence with a long sigh and asked Kakashi.

"This is half of the reason, and the other is to gain the recognition of the Living Dragon Immortal, because I want to practice immortality. Although this is my original purpose, to find the Uzumaki tribesmen who are living everywhere and continue the Uzumaki bloodline , and it is also a mission that I will definitely work hard for in my lifetime.”

After Kakashi finished speaking, he bowed to Tsunade.

Tsunade is not only the princess of the Senju clan, even if the Uzumaki clan is still there, her status is as good as that of the clan leader, and she can fully afford Kakashi's gift.

"How did you learn about the relationship between the Uzumaki clan and the Living Dragon Sage?" Tsunade frowned and asked after pondering for a moment.

Kakashi looked at Mame, who smiled and accepted the words.

"There are some things in the Three Holy Lands that most people don't know, but there are basically not many secrets between the Three Holy Lands." Zhenme said, and the magical energy exclusive to Longdi Cave radiated slightly from his palm. .

"Mame! What's the connection between you and Orochimaru!?" Tsunade said, suddenly stood up and shouted at Mame, exuding a strong sense of oppression.

"Hmm, Orochimaru, a guy who has only half a leg to step into Ryuji Cave, what qualifications do you have to introduce me? Is it difficult for me to go to Ryuji Cave without him as a guide?"

Real Self asked with a smile, and then with a thought in his mind, a little green snake came out of his sleeves. After the white smoke of the transformation technique dissipated, a cute little lolita with green hair and a ball head stood obediently at Real Self. behind.

"Xiao Qing, say hello to the current spokesperson of the Living Dragon Immortal. Of course, Kakashi and Xiao Xiangxiang haven't gotten to know you properly yet."

"Yes, my lord! Hello, Princess Tsunade, Kakashi, and Xianglin. I'm Xiao Qing." The green-haired lolita greeted a few people. Although her voice was clear and sweet, her tone was It's full of indifference and condescension, which is completely different from the respectful attitude towards the true self.

"The elder of Ryūchi Cave!" Tsunade blurted out, her face full of surprise.

Unlike the Shigebone Forest Living Serpent Immortal, the Elder Snake of Ryūchi Cave and the Big Toad Bunta, who was often summoned by Jiraiya, were existences with basically the same status, and each was the core force in their respective holy lands. Moreover, according to the comparison of the hierarchy of Ryūchi Cave and Miaomu Mountain, Elder Snake's status is higher than Bunta and slightly lower than Shima Sennin.

Although the Xiaoqing in front of her is still a relatively "young" elder, her respectful attitude towards the true self can explain a very incredible thing. The true self's status in Longdi Cave may only be in the White Snake. Under the Immortal!

Kakashi also discovered from Tsunade's reaction that he had misjudged the status of the true self in Ryūchi Cave, which made Kakashi believe in the 'prophecy' of the true self even more.

"Hey! My lord, it turns out that the little green snake that has been crawling around in your body all day is actually a girl younger than me, a bastard and a pervert!" Xianglin waved her little hands and cursed.

"Stinky girl, if Xiaoqing were a boy, wouldn't he look even more perverted?" Zhenwo rubbed Xianglin's hair fiercely.

"Hey, that's right." Xianglin said, sizing up this little green-haired lolita whom she met for the "first time." "Finally there is a guy younger than me. Hey, call me, big sister."

"Hiss~" The little green snake eyes exuded a coldness, and at the same time made a snake-like sound.

"Wow! What a terrifying chakra, please help me, my lord!" Xianglin was so frightened that she sat down on the ground, stepped back on her hands and feet, and then got into the hem of her robe from underneath.

"You damn girl, can you drill into a man's crotch casually, not even mine!" Zhenwo said, bending down and pulling out the shrunken Xianglin. "Xiaoqing, don't scare Xianglin, but if others don't know what's going on, don't show shame."

"Okay, my lord. I'm sorry to frighten you, Miss Xianglin." Xiaoqing said with a smile.

Although Xiaoqing's attitude immediately became gentle, Xianglin still trembled and hid behind her true self, not daring to show her face.

"Hello, Elder Xiaoqing." Kakashi greeted Xiaoqing politely.

Xiaoqing glanced at him and had no other reaction.

It was because of Princess Tsunade's very high strength and status that Xiao Qing showed some respect to her.

But for Kakashi, a guy with mediocre strength and who is about to join the Living Serpent Sage, the snakes in Ryūchi Cave won't have any good impressions of him. They just don't embarrass him for the sake of his true self.

"It's a little embarrassing..." Kakashi rubbed the back of his head helplessly.

Tsunade's eyes kept switching back and forth between Xiaoqing and her true self, and her mind was filled with thoughts.