A Godzilla in Naruto

math problem?

Deidara stared at the test paper, looking at the question with some surprise.

chicken?rabbit?Counting the number of feet and heads?

He has never seen such a question.

You know, Deidara also attended a ninja school. He is a 10-year-old super genius and is no stranger to mathematics.

But I have never seen such a baffling question.

"Let me think about it... well, it looks difficult, but it's not difficult at all."

设鸡有x只，兔有y只，2x+4y=100，4y+2x=86……

Deidara was so confident last night.

He is one step closer to Master Xuan Yi!

In the entire classroom, more and more people figured out the solution to the first question, and their frowns relaxed one after another, and they let out a sigh of relief.

Although it is only the first question, finding the right path is crucial to improving confidence and relieving tension.

Continue to answer questions.

"A certain ninja village conducts two quality assessments, A and B, on the manufactured ninja tools. Those that fail both assessments are defective products, those that pass only one assessment are mid-quality products, and those that pass both assessments are excellent products. Now In the A test of a certain batch of ninjas, the number of qualified products is twice the number of excellent products. The ratio of the number of products that passed the test A and the number of products that passed the test B is 2:6. If the defective rate of this batch of ninjas is 5 %, Q: What is the quality rate of this batch of products?”

Deidara: ? ? ?

other people:? !

What the hell, is it so complicated to evaluate a ninja?

All the candidates were shocked at that time, writing and drawing on the straw paper, looking confused.

Just this question confused most people.

Ninja schools mainly teach how to kill, how to hide, and how to collect intelligence. In addition, political theory classes also take up a lot of time.

Especially now that it has not been long since the end of the Third World War, there are many examples of people going to the battlefield at a young age. The teaching style has also continued the style during the Third War, which is extremely rough and everything is for practicality.

This kind of question...

They haven't learned!

"Hmph, although it looks a bit complicated, it can actually be done. It just takes too much time and I don't bother to do it."

Deidara pretended to be calm, secretly complaining why this question was not a multiple-choice question, so that he could at least be fooled.

You can only continue to do the next question.

Or a calculation problem.

"In a certain ninja unit, every ninja is good at at least one language among cat language, dog language or insect language. According to the captain's statistics, there are 17 people who are good at cat language, 21 people who are good at dog language, and good at insect language. There are 23 people; 7 people are good at cat language and dog language, 6 people are good at cat language and insect language, 6 people are good at dog language and insect language; those who are good at three languages ​​only account for [-]% of the total number One of them asked: How many ninjas are only good at cat language?"

Deidara: ? ? ?

Is this question playing tricks on me?Is this the same type as the previous question?But why do you feel the approach is different?

"Damn it, why do humans need to learn the language of animals and insects? This kind of question should be done by people from the Shangshui clan!" Deidalaka broke the pen with a click.

In the entire ninja world, there are two insect-controlling families. The Aburame clan of Konoha mainly controls parasitic insects and other beetles; the upper water clan of Iwa ninja mainly controls various bees and insects.

Insect language and so on... Kusuo, how could I, Deidara, know that!

Deidara subconsciously looked up and looked at Itachi's position.

Even I can't understand such a difficult question, so that annoying Uchiha must also...what?

With his amazing eyesight, he saw that Itachi had calmly finished writing the third question and started to answer the next question.

And there are things written in the blank spaces.

"..."

Illusion must be illusion.

Deidara snorted coldly, withdrew his gaze and quickly glanced at the calculation problems behind him.

"There are 60 ninjas in a certain ninja village..."

"A war broke out between two villages, and at least one ninja killed one of the enemies..."

"A certain team is performing a infiltration mission. Each entrance is 50 meters apart. A was notified of changing the infiltration location at short notice. Then..."

Deidara finished reading, turned over the test paper calmly, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and smiled evilly.

will not.

What the hell kind of question is this? I’ve never heard of this type of question. Do everyone in Konoha learn this in school?Can learning this stuff teach them how to kill people?How did they survive on the battlefield?

Deidara cursed in his mind.

The other candidates also looked strange. Some of them who were good at brainstorming immediately felt that the adult must not have asked these questions randomly. Every word and deed of such a character has its own profound meaning. If you can learn a little bit, maybe you can Used for life.

It's absolutely impossible to have bad taste or anything.

"Is this conveying his teaching philosophy?"

"No, it's not that simple. Is it possible that the reason why Konoha can produce endless geniuses is because of their flexible minds? This matter needs to be reported to the village..."

Many candidates silently keep this incident in mind.

Whoa!

In a silent classroom with only the sound of writing.

Suddenly there was the sound of opening the test paper, the key sound was loud.

Many people looked up in shock and saw Deidara with a mysterious smile on his face, as he began to answer the questions on the second page inexplicably.

This?

He is indeed the super genius of Iwa Ninja Village. The time is so short, we didn’t even finish reading the questions, but this person has already turned the page? !

Even if you are powerful, is wisdom so terrifying?

Everyone was extremely shocked, in awe, and extremely jealous.

Even Uchiha Itachi couldn't help but look over, his expression slightly moved.

Deidara met Itachi's gaze and just sneered, looking confident, which made Itachi feel a little sense of urgency.

"It seems that I have looked down upon the geniuses of other villages... I think I have been taught and trained by Master Xuan Yi, so I am a little arrogant, which is very bad."

Itachi's heart trembled, and he learned this lesson painfully.

Deidara was glanced at by Itachi and felt panicked.

What do you mean, this person... is watching what I do?Masaka, he wants to use illusion to control me and then copy my test papers?Then I won’t be exposed! !

Deidara quickly looked away, suspicious, wondering if he was under an illusion.

The second page contains information analysis questions.

"Hmph, I'm familiar with this! Intelligence analysis is my second best..."

Deidara looked at the question.

"During the Warring States Period, the major ninja clans relied on employment from daimyo from various countries as the basis for their livelihood. That is, the ninja clans including the Senju clan and the Uchiha clan all used commissions to maintain their families' existence. This laid the foundation for the subsequent establishment of Ninja Village. However, the employment system itself is responsible for the task of maximizing interests, and it also faces complex realistic situations, which makes the employment system increasingly become a tool that has the upper hand. Institutions, moving towards non-value judgments.”

"Q: According to this passage, we can know:"

"A. Value judgments are becoming less and less constraining on the employment system."

"B. The ancient employment system did not face complex realities."

"C. During the Warring States Period, the employment system was a system with value judgment as its core."

"D. Changes in reality destroyed the fit between the employer and the ninja."

"???"

Finally came the multiple choice question.

But the problem is...

What is this!

Intelligence analysis?Shouldn't intelligence analysis be about analyzing the opponent's military strength and logistics after capturing the opponent's intelligence?Or analyze which genius or which family has conflicts within the other village, which can be exploited.

Deidara was completely confused. He stared at the four options for a long time, hesitating and thinking which one was right.

But this is a multiple choice question.

After staring for a while, Deidara suddenly put down his pen and sneered.

"Hmph, hum, hum..."

A low sneer suddenly sounded in the classroom.

Baiyun's face darkened in the morning: "No noise is allowed in the examination room, or do you want to be expelled from the examination room?"

If it weren't for Master Xuan Yi's sake, he would have driven Deidara out long ago.

As the elite Jonin of the village, Baiyun was named by Xuan Yi to take charge of the first exam this morning, so he naturally knew something.

For example, Deidara was sent to the roots after making a big fuss on the streets, and then was released intact - at least it looked intact on the surface. Is there any curse mark or the like placed on his mind? It's just that Baiyun couldn't see it in the morning.

With Baiyun's mind in the morning, he immediately thought that Master Xuanyi already knew Deidara's name, and he might have achieved some purpose. There was no reason for him to expel Deidara and go into this muddy water.

Baiyun is a low-key person in the morning and doesn't like to cause trouble, let alone Xuan Yi.

That is courting death.

Deidara closed his mouth, but his expression was still full of sarcasm.

In the eyes of others, this clearly means "Why do you Konoha have the nerve to test this super genius like me on this simple question?"

They can't sit still.

Time passed and the two-hour exam was already halfway through.

Many people looked at the test papers with blank eyes and dull faces. They struggled to do these unheard-of test questions.

On the contrary, the first question is the easiest.

Time is getting shorter and shorter, and some people can’t hold it any longer.

Under the supervision of the surrounding invigilators, he started to make small moves.

There are those from the Aburame clan who directly control bugs to sneak up on other people's desks and peek at test papers.

Temari, a sand ninja, carefully controlled the fine sand, looking for opportunities.

Ninjas from various villages began to take action one after another.

Someone on Kirigakure's side was anxious.

Kimimaro's team, Chojuro and Shiro are all very well-behaved, and they can answer some serious questions.

But Kimimaro, the captain, was a bit screwed up.

He grew up in the crazy Kaguya clan, and the education he received since childhood was to fight, fight, and fight again. Even if the enemy is both injured and killed together, he still has to rush forward and fight.

Where did you learn how to do questions?

Kimimaro saw that others had already taken action, while the proctors around him turned a blind eye to the candidates who used good ninjutsu, ignoring their cheating as if they were blind.

Instead, those candidates who were clumsy and even passed small notes as if they were funny were directly named and expelled.

By this time, people like Kimimaro had already understood the methods of this exam.

"I see. No wonder Baiyun said in the morning, 'You are not allowed to be caught cheating by me and the invigilator.' Cheating through ninjutsu is also part of gathering intelligence." Kimimaro felt that he had to do something, but he couldn't do anything. .

After thinking about it, he simply stretched out his hand and put it on the back of his neck.

"Wait a minute, that white-haired candidate from Kirigakure, what are you doing!!"

"Teacher, I'm tickling."

"I understand you were tickling, but why did you take your spine out?!"

"My bones are very itchy. I usually scratch it like this." Seeing that Kimimaro had been discovered, he immediately put half of the extracted vertebrae back in.

This move shocked everyone who saw it.

Is this the terror of the Kaguya clan? If anyone else had done this, they would have died a long time ago, but the Kaguya clan can control every bone of theirs at will and can thrust in and out at will.

Kimimaro felt unlucky that his attempt at cheating had failed.

"It would be great if I could snap my fingers together and make bones directly from the tips of my fingers. Maybe I could contact Bai and the others."

Kimimaro felt a little regretful.

The ten-finger flick technique is a technique that shoots bullet-like bones directly from the fingertips. Its suddenness and penetration are extremely strong, and it can be called a big killer.

It's a pity that Kimimaro is only 10 years old and has not learned it yet.

At this time.

Whoa!

An inaudible voice came, and a mirror made of ice quietly appeared on Kimimaro's desk.

A picture of a test paper appeared above.

"Shiro? People from the Snow Clan are reliable." Kimimaro was surprised and immediately began to copy.

When he came to Konoha, he was ready for battle and confident that he could crush everyone, but he didn't expect that he almost couldn't pass the written test.

An hour later, 129 of the 37 candidates were expelled, leaving 92.

Most of those expelled were teams sent by various small ninja villages. These people's cheating methods were terrible.

"There are so many people left... I don't know what the elimination rate is for the written exam, half? Two-thirds?"

The remaining people waited anxiously for the results.

"You bastards, I have tolerated you for a long time. Who put bugs on my desk during my exam? Who blinded my eyes with sand? I want to teach you a lesson."

The super genius of a certain Iwa Ninja Village was extremely angry, jumping up and down, and his figure was extremely embarrassed.

Obviously, Deidara's outstanding performance received everyone's attention.

The fact that he was a scumbag was almost exposed. Fortunately, Deidara's strength and sense of smell were excellent, and he stopped the waves of people who tried to peek at his exam papers.

It was useless to look at it, he handed in almost nothing.

After a while, the results of the written test came out.

92 people, 30 people were directly eliminated, which was much better than many people expected.

Just when the candidates who passed the written examination didn't know whether to be happy or worried, they immediately received the notice of the second examination.

The adult was already waiting for their arrival at the examination center.

"If this is used as an examination room, it will definitely be exciting, the dark forest..."

Surrounded by many Konoha ninjas, Xuan Yi looked up at the extremely deep jungle ahead.

This is the forest he created with his virtual identity. Any leaf in it is enough to cut off a flesh and blood body in an instant.

"It would be exciting to start an indiscriminate team battle here, right? A lot of people would probably die..."