American comics: Because I am Batman

"John Doyle!"

The lights in the room suddenly went dark, and then came on again in the blink of an eye.

Batman, dressed in black except for his chin and eyes, appeared in the room.

"Wow!" John Doyle opened his eyes wide, and there seemed to be light shining in his eyes: "I know you! I know you! You, you, you are Batman, right?"

He bent down and got closer to Batman. He looked like a puppy that had seen a bone toy.

Moreover, no matter how you look at it, John Doyle's body language is too rich, as if he is performing an opera.

But Batman is no longer in the mood to appreciate John's "performance". He is trying hard to calm down.

John Doyle.

Green hair, pale skin, a mouth that always smiles, and a hoarse voice that sounds like an old man when speaking, all fit that legendary character.

Batman's nemesis.

clown.

"Hey, hey, hey! Batman, I didn't know you would come to me today, ah, I didn't know why you came to me.

But you know what, Batman, I've been watching you for a long time! Very long!

There are not many things to do in Arkham for entertainment, but watching TV is a good thing!

You know, I really like watching those big shots on TV talking, they, they, they..."

John seemed unable to think of any words to describe it, and it took him a long time to think about it before he spoke: "It's easy for them to figure it out, it's really easy.

Do you know that feeling?

The things they say, the people who appear on TV, the things they say, no matter how you listen to them, you can take them..."

At this point, John gritted his teeth and twitched all over: "You can see their hypocrisy clearly, can't you?"

Batman's breathing became heavy. He was really afraid that the John in front of him would open his chest and splash the blood from his heart all over his face.

Although he felt that it was unlikely that a rookie like him would become Wei Yixiao, he definitely didn't want to return to the Batcave with a heartless smile and turn Fenghuaxueyue and Little Peter into his dogs.

In a physical sense.

"But you! You're different! Batman!"

John didn't do that kind of thing in the end, after all, he didn't smile like a clown now.

"You are different, I can feel it! Even with a mask on your face, you are much stronger than those people on TV!

You are completely different from them!

In a sense, you are too real to be from this world. "

Oh, only a psycho would think another psycho is real.

"Look, Batman, look at this!" John suddenly pulled Batman, who was still thinking about whether to strike first, to his bedside: "Harley, my friend!"

That's a stuffed animal.

And she doesn’t look like Harley Quinn at all, she’s just a teddy bear-like stuffed animal.

"She, she is much more real than the people in New York City! I am more willing to be friends with her than talking to people outside!

do you know? Batman? After I got outside, I didn't feel free at all. Instead, I missed Arkham even more!

At least here, I'll know what I'm supposed to do!

But when I got outside, those people, the one dancing with a dead man in his arms, just made me feel funny. "

Batman's white eyes narrowed into slits.

The clenched fists were slowly released.

Although he is not sure whether the clown in front of him is a threat, he will definitely make a backup plan to prevent John from turning into a clown...

But for now, just maintaining a certain level of caution is enough.

Moreover, Batman has more important things to do now.

"John, is that John Doyle?"

"Yes, yes! I am John Doyle! Everyone here calls me John Doyle! I like this name too!"

Batman nodded, and then looked at the back of John, who suddenly squatted down and rummaged through the boxes: "You just mentioned a person dancing with a dead person in his arms. Who is that person?"

"Oh~" John suddenly raised a finger: "He is the funniest person I have ever seen outside, the funniest person, and the most hypocritical person!

He's no match for you, Batman!

I saw him pretending to be extremely fierce, but in his heart, he was a person thinking about his own things, so-called love!

Very hypocritical! Isn't it? Batman! "

John glanced sideways at Batman, then chuckled, and then went back to rummaging through the box.

"He looks extremely fierce. Is he a tall, mountain-like person?"

"Yes, yes! That's that person! The dead bald one! The tall and big one!" After John finished speaking, he suddenly burst out laughing: "Haha, I found it!"

Then before Batman could react, he grabbed Batman's arm and lifted what he had just found.

"Come on, smile, Batman! I want to commemorate this historic moment!"

John seemed to be smiling all the time, but Batman couldn't do that.

But he finally pulled a smile from the corner of his mouth.

He was afraid that he would irritate John and that there would be a clown in New York City, really.

"Crack!"

The flashlight flashed, and John dubbed the phone thoughtfully.

"Hahaha, Batman smiled..." John looked at the photo on his phone. He was smiling at first, but then his face suddenly changed, and his tone became much deeper.

"A bit hypocritical! Batman!"

The look he looked at Batman was undoubtedly the look the Joker would have!

The alarm bells are ringing!

This is no joke, Batman feels that if he had a spider sense, he would be annoyed to death by the endless beeping spider sense.

"I..." Batman pondered for a long time before making up his mind to say to John: "I'm scared!"

"Huh? Batman will be scared too?"

John's eyes widened, staring directly at Batman.

"Yes, Batman will be scared too!"

Since John said he was hypocritical, let him express his truest feelings directly: "Batman is often afraid. He will be afraid that he will fail to fight evil and lead to the death of innocent people;

He would be scared too, if you, if a psycho like you, were goaded into doing something irreparable! "

Well, he still wasn't telling the whole truth.

"Still, it's a bit hypocritical, Batman!"

John, smiled.

Smile - like a clown.

"Are you sure it's a good idea for us to take advantage of Batman's departure and come to Wayne Manor?"

Spider-Gwen regretted it. She had no idea that Miles' plan was so bold. The most she could do was tease Batman. Where was Miles?

He's heading to Batman's hometown!

"I... we at least know that he is Wayne, then he is an ordinary person wearing a bat suit. We don't need to be afraid of him."

The little black spider stood on a branch, staring at the dark Wayne Manor - whether it was new or old.

"Besides, there is one more thing I need to confirm."

The white eyes on Miles' uniform shrank: "If Wayne is a person with a double life, then there is no need for him to adopt Peter Parker. It will only hinder his 'work', and now he reveals himself Adopt Peter Parker as an adopted son..."

Spider-Gwen also reacted: "You mean, the Peter Parker of this world knows that Wayne is Batman?"

"No." Little Black Spider's IQ finally came online: "I think it could be worse.

Batman, will probably train a child to inherit his mantle.

He might even train a child to be his assistant! "

Miles' tone became serious: "I can't allow this to happen!

Peter in this world is just a child, a child who has lost his parents!

Batman can't take him into a hail of bullets! I will never allow this to happen! "

Spider-Gwen shuddered when she heard Miles say this. She couldn't believe that someone in this world would actually push a child into a pit of fire.

"You are all right. Mr. Wayne is indeed training little Peter."

A female voice suddenly sounded, startling both Spider-Man. Miles even almost fell out of the tree.

"Wow! Madam! You are really good at scaring people! You are really in the same vein as Batman!"

Miles, who stabilized his body, couldn't help but said to the wind under the tree.

"In addition to inheriting Mr. Wayne's elusiveness, I also inherited a hospitality that would never have appeared in him!"

Feng smiled and opened his hands to the two Spider-Man: "Please allow me to take you two to visit Wayne Manor, and at the same time, also take a look at your two friends in this world.

what--

Even though this friend of yours doesn’t know you at all! "

Do they have a choice?

Of course you have no choice!

In this world, Peter obviously trusts Wayne and his servants very much. If Peter had to choose between the two Spider-Men and Wayne, he would definitely choose Wayne.

Both Spider-Men know who Peter is.

Although it’s not from this world.

Just when Miles was silent, Spider-Gwen stood up again: "Can you allow your master to train a child?"

"If you can help little Peter get over his grief and return to a normal life, I think Mr. Wayne will be happy to be a villain and drive little Peter out of the Bat Family!"

Feng still looked polite, but what he said was very mocking: "Of course, you can't do it, can you?"

"How will you know if you don't try?" Miles hung upside down from the tree: "I will let Peter leave you! I swear!"