Naruto I Neji will never go offline
Chapter 69 Correct posture for stuffing socks
Lao Zi was really a little scared when he heard this, and even the anger on his face was much less, while Bai had a blank look on his face.
"What? Master Neji, why are you holding your tongue down?"
Ningji held his head high and started to popularize science with some pride.
"At first glance, you have never kidnapped anyone. If you simply stuff someone's mouth with something, no matter how tightly you stuff it, the things in your mouth can easily be pushed out by your tongue, and if you stuff your tongue with something If you press it down and stuff it, the tongue can no longer push the stuff out of the mouth."
Bai opened his mouth slightly, and nodded suddenly.
"Oh~~ So that's the case, so why use ice? Isn't it better to use a spoon for eating?"
"Hmph~~ We are not the kind of people who don't give a chance. If we use ice, as long as the ice melts, he can push things out with his tongue. I am giving him a chance. Go ahead and remember to use stinky Some socks."
"Yes!"
Bai immediately used ice to make an ice that was slightly thicker than an ice cream stick and similar in shape to an ice cream stick, then took out a scroll, patted his hand on it, and a pair of smelly socks appeared on the scroll. The smell spread immediately, but Neji felt that these socks looked familiar no matter how he looked at them.
"Hey? Bai, why do these socks look so much like mine?"
"Well! Because these are Neji-sama's socks. I have taken the time to wash the other socks, but I haven't had time to wash this pair yet. Didn't you say you want to use smellier socks? This is the only pair that smells bad. "
"Uh……"
The corner of Ning Ci's mouth twitched. For some reason, a sense of shame suddenly appeared in his heart. When Lao Zi smelled the socks, the anger on his face had turned into fear.
"Hey! You, please don't mess around. I am an elder and a prisoner. You can't do this to me!"
"Bai, do it! Put both of them in!"
"Yes!"
Ning Ci gave Bai an order very decisively, and Bai came to Lao Zi with a scroll wrapped in socks, and looked at Lao Zi with a smile on his face.
However, in Lao Zi's eyes, this smile is as terrifying as the face of a devil. Sitting on the ground, Lao Zi quickly twisted his body backwards, trying to distance himself from Bai, but he only retreated less than ten centimeters when a block of ice suddenly Appearing behind Lao Zi blocked Lao Zi's retreat.
Bai stretched the popsicle towards Lao Zi's mouth, but at this moment Lao Zi closed her mouth tightly and kept twisting her head to avoid the popsicle.
Bai brows frowned slightly, a burst of cold air wafted from Bai's body, a thin layer of ice appeared on Lao Zi's face, and the ice that appeared on his face quickly spread towards Lao Zi's mouth, not long after, Lao Zi opened his mouth tremblingly. Opening his mouth, Lao Zi's teeth had already been propped open by two icicles, and it was impossible to crush the icicles by relying on Lao Zi's bite force.
Bai took the opportunity to stuff the popsicle into Lao Zi's mouth, then grabbed the scroll and stuffed all the smelly socks on the scroll into Lao Zi's mouth.
I don't know if it's the humiliation or the smell of the socks. Tears fell from Lao Zi's eyes. Bai clapped his hands, put the scroll away and looked at Ning Ci.
"Okay, Mr. Ningci, he's been gagged according to your instructions."
"Well, that's fine, you can continue to sleep, there is still a long way to go to the country of Sichuan."
"Ok!"
Shiro returned to his seat and fell asleep on his stomach. Neji closed his eyes again, and the ice snake became quiet again, but the smell of smelly socks did not dissipate.
Although Neji didn't have athlete's foot, as a ninja, sometimes he had to travel for ten days and a half, and there was no time to change his socks during the journey. Although Neji's socks didn't smell enough to make people smell it, He was about to vomit, but after wearing socks for ten and a half consecutive days and stuffing them into his mouth, Neji felt his stomach churn just thinking about it.
At this time, Lao Zi was already lying on the ground, his eyes were constantly rolling white, and he was in the middle of unconsciousness and sobriety.
About ten minutes later, Lao Zi spit out the smelly socks in Lao Zi's mouth. Lao Zi, who was lying on the ground, immediately sat up and retched in the corner.
"Ugh~~Ugh! Ugh!"
Lao Zi had been wandering outside before, and he hadn't eaten anything since he was caught by Ning Ci, so even though Lao Zi was vomiting violently at this time, he couldn't vomit anything.
"Old man, it's almost done, as for such an exaggeration?"
Ning Ci couldn't stand Lao Zi's retching sound, so he opened his mouth to stop Lao Zi, but what he got in return was Lao Zi gnashing his teeth.
"Boy, you will suffer retribution one day. If I still have the chance, I will definitely stuff your mouth with socks that have been worn for three months!"
Facing Lao Zi's harsh words, Ning Ci didn't care at all, just shrugged, put his index finger to his mouth and made a silent movement, and then deliberately lowered his voice.
"Old man, I advise you not to bark at night. I just asked why you don't use a spoon. You should have heard it, right? If you use a spoon, you won't be able to spit out your socks so easily. You have to think about it carefully." gone."
"you!"
Lao Zi was very angry, but Neji's words really worked. Lao Zi was really frightened, and he didn't say anything even though his eyes were almost cannibalistic.
Neji was too lazy to care about Lao Zi anymore, picked up the smelly socks and threw them out of the ice snake's mouth, returned to his seat and closed his eyes again.
The night passed peacefully like this, and Itachi was the first one to wake up and open his eyes.
Itachi rubbed his nose with his hands as soon as he opened his eyes, feeling that something was wrong, but he looked around and found nothing wrong, only Lao Zi sat paralyzed in the corner, staring at the front dully, as if lost Like a soul.
Ning Ci spent the whole night recovering his chakra, and did not fall asleep. As soon as Itachi woke up, Ning Ci also opened his eyes and greeted Itachi.
"Yo! How did you sleep last night?"
Itachi nodded and glanced at Lao Zi beside him with some concern.
"I slept well, but what happened to this guy? It seems that the soul has been traumatized a lot. Did something happen last night?"
"Huh? No, everything was normal last night, and nothing happened. As for this guy, it may be because he knows that his time is running out, and he is finally remembering good things."
Neji was really embarrassed to say that Lao Zi was turned into a bird that doubted life because of his smelly socks, so he chose to lie to Itachi, and Itachi didn't suspect it.
As the sun rose, Shiro and Ranmaru also woke up, and Neji sat on a chair with a card in his hand, thinking.
Ninjutsu card: Melting Escape Flower and Fruit Mountain. After being played, the ground with a range of one hundred meters times one hundred meters will be turned into magma. It is consumed after being played. The recovery time is thirty minutes. Chakra can be used to recover in advance.
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