Naruto Ace Spy

"Old man, my grandma is not at home, come back another day!"

Hearing someone ringing the doorbell outside, Li Wanji walked out curiously and opened the door, only to find an old man he didn't recognize, but he looked familiar, so he should have seen him before.

After saying that, Li Wanji closed the door. He was now concentrating on studying the research information on Hashirama's cells, and it was not appropriate for him to be distracted.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was turned away, fell silent. After a while, he raised his hand to ring the doorbell again.

"Old man, I told you that my grandma is not at home. If you are in a hurry, you can go to Zuixian Tower to have a look. Grandma usually takes turns taking care of the accounts with my grandma."

Opening the door again, Li Wanji was a little impatient.

After all, he had already understood a key point in the research data on Hashirama's cells, so he really shouldn't be distracted.

"You don't know me?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi asked, feeling very puzzled.

He didn't think Li Wanji was lying. After all, he still had this kind of vision. As for Li Wanji's acting skills, it was impossible to deceive him.

It's just that he didn't understand that this kid analyzed himself so thoroughly at the beginning, how could he not know himself?

And he is the Third Hokage after all, the most famous person in Konoha. He has only abdicated for such a short time, so why is he not recognized?

"It looks familiar. If you want to find my grandma, go to Zuixianlou!"

After sizing up the old man outside the door, Li Wanji didn't bother to think too much. He didn't want to interfere in these matters between the elders, and he didn't even have a problem with his grandmother coming back with a wife now.

After all, the elderly need more care and companionship.

"The old man didn't come to find your grandma."

The old man's face turned a little dark, and the Third Hokage explained that he didn't want to cause any scandal with an unknown old lady.

"Oh! I'm sorry, so you came to see my grandmother. I made a mistake. You are my grandmother's wife. Please come in and sit down!"

Li Wanji suddenly realized, and hurriedly invited the other party to come in and sit down.

He had heard from his mother that he wanted to find a wife to accompany his grandmother, and it seemed that this was the old man.

Not to mention, although this old man is a little short in stature, it can be seen from his face that he must have been a handsome guy when he was young. My mother and grandma have good taste!

"Hahaha... If Mrs. Biwako knew that Mr. Sarutobi was having an affair behind her back, I'm afraid there would be a huge commotion!"

Zirai from Hokage's office also burst out laughing, covering his belly and laughing, it was so funny.

Even Tsunade Hime, who had a serious face before, couldn't help laughing.

Namikaze Minato was quite embarrassed, after all, he was the youngest here, and he was the one who asked the Third Hokage to help with this matter, so he is also responsible for making such a joke now.

Looking at the player on the table, Minato Namikaze hesitated whether to turn it off.

The technique of looking at glasses can only transmit a simple picture, so when the third Hokage left, he took a bug from Anbu's hand and put it on his body, and then transmitted the voice for them.

I just didn't expect it to be so embarrassing at the beginning.

In fact, it’s no wonder that Li Wanji didn’t recognize the third Hokage Hiruzaru Sarutobi. When he was in the ninja school, the third hokage was in his prime, and the photos hanging in the ninja school were also young, and he was wearing a Hokage hat and a Hokage god. Robe, handsome in a mess.

But now Hiruzaru Sarutobi is wearing casual clothes, his thick black hair has turned gray, his figure has become a bit stooped, and there are many wrinkles on his face, the change is too great.

In addition, Li Wanji has been wandering around the Water Kingdom front for the past few years and only came back some time ago. It makes sense that he would not recognize the current Sarutobi Hiruzen.

So now Sarutobi Hiruzen is embarrassed, neither does he explain, nor does he not explain, otherwise wouldn't it be even more embarrassing once he reveals that he is the Third Hokage?

In the end, Hiruzaru Sarutobi showed a tacit expression. Anyway, this time he just came to confirm whether Li Wanji was secretly in love with Kushina Uzumaki, and it didn't matter what identity he used.

And the identity of his grandmother and wife might be more useful, and as a ninja, he must endure what ordinary people can't bear, and now these are nothing at all.

Following Li Wanji's lead, Hiruzaru Sarutobi came to the living room, and Li Wanji made a cup of hot tea for him.

"Wanji, have you heard all the recent rumors?"

Sarutobi Hiruza was too lazy to chat with Li Wanji, and asked straight to the point.

After all, he was the one who told his old partner to make those rumors. He knew the truth, and this visit was just a formality.

Of course, it would be even better if it can be confirmed that this kid is really in love with Uzumaki Kushina.

"Rumours? What rumors? I haven't been out for a few days. Is there any big news in the village?"

Li Wanji was puzzled, he really didn't know about the rumors, he had been devoting himself to studying the research materials of interstitial cells these days, and even the meals were brought back by his grandmother and grandmother in turn.

I really don't know what's going on outside.

"Haven't you ever gone out?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen frowned, but this was something he didn't expect. No wonder this kid has been so calm these days. After all, no matter how loud the rumors are, it's useless if people don't go out and can't hear them.

"There have been some very harsh and taboo rumors recently. Your existence has affected the relationship between the Fourth Hokage and his wife. I think it is best for you to leave the village and go outside to relax during this period. You will come back when the storm calms down. …”

He spoke solemnly and gave a brief explanation, and even Hiruzen Sarutobi seemed to be well-intentioned and suggested that Li Manji leave Konoha to avoid the limelight.

However, before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Li Wanji's shocked and angry voice, and he immediately started shooting the case.

"Are you kidding me! Although Namikaze Minato looks very girly, she is not really a woman, how could I have sex with him?

Although my name is Li Wanji, I am not gay!

This is an insult to my personality, tramples on my dignity, and what’s even more hateful is that it even distorts my sexual orientation.

If this gets out, how can I find my wife in the future?

and many more……"

Speaking of this, Li Wanji seemed to have thought of something, and his expression suddenly became ugly.

"I don't have a problem with myself, but the one who has a problem is that sissy Namikaze Minato, right?

Damn, I knew that sissy's sexual orientation would be problematic, but I didn't expect it to be a man and woman.

But he is Hokage, how should I refuse?

Depend on! Retire, you have to retire quickly.

No way, the retirement must be signed by that sissy Namikaze Minato, he is the current Hokage, there is no way to avoid this hurdle..."

At this moment, Li Wanji was in a state of collapse. How pitiful he was. He had made a lot of determination to risk getting involved in the vortex of Konoha's reform. He wanted to help Namikaze Minato, but who would have thought that that guy would repay a favor with a grudge so badly? For the Son of Man!

Wait, it doesn't necessarily mean repaying kindness, maybe Namikaze Minato's guy regards making a base as a kind of repaying kindness, and wants to repay him with a promise of his body!

It's just that he would rather not use this stupid way of repaying gratitude.

I've only heard that beauty is a curse for women, but I didn't expect it to be the same for men. Is it also wrong to be masculine and strong?

And listening to Li Wanji's thoughtful words, and looking at the other party's anxious look walking around, Hiruzaru Sarutobi fell into deep thought, not understanding why the style of painting suddenly became like this when he was fine before Ghost?

"Hahaha... Minato, it turns out you are a man and woman! It made me laugh so hard, haha..."

Jiraiya at Hokage's office squatted down laughing directly, his stomach cramped from laughing, while Minakame had a bitter and gloomy expression on his face.

Although he claims to be the most perfect ninja, and the biggest characteristic of a ninja is to endure what ordinary people can't bear, but he can't hold back when he is suspected of his sexual orientation.

Not to mention that good-for-nothing Xia Nin is still talking about a sissy, how can he bear it?

Whirlpool Jiu Xinnai also had a smile on her lips. She had been at the same table with Li Wanji for six years and was a teammate for three years. She knew that Li Wanji's brain circuit was different from that of ordinary people. Go to a place where people are speechless.

"boom!"

Noticing the embarrassment of the junior and brother-in-law of Namikaze Minato, Tsunade Hime directly suppressed the hilarious Jiraiya with a punch.

At this time, her face was also very ugly. If this word spreads, the Hokage family and Konoha will definitely become the laughing stock of the entire ninja world, even more so than the current scandal between Li Wanji and the Hokage's wife, Uzumaki Kushina. bad.

At this moment, the door of the office was pushed open, and a cold man with a bandage on his right eye walked in. It was Danzo Shimura, known as the Dark Ninja.

When he received a report from his subordinates, he immediately put down everything in his hands and rushed over. It was not easy for him to show up to stop Hiruza Sarutobi, so he came to Hokage's office to see what was going on.

As soon as Shimura Danzo came in, the atmosphere in the office immediately became dull. After all, this Shinobi An is not easy to get along with.

Looking at the smoke left by his old partner Hiruzaru Sarutobi in the office, Shimura Danzo frowned, and reprimanded in a cold voice: "Aren't you smart enough? Don't you know that pregnant women should not be exposed to these second-hand smoke?"

As he spoke, he stepped forward to open the floor-to-ceiling windows, and even used the wind attribute chakra to accelerate the airflow in the office. After a while, the choking smoke in the office dissipated and turned into fresh air.

After finishing this, Shimura Danzo nodded gently to Uzumaki Kushina, then found a chair to sit down, and signaled Namikaze Minato and others to continue, don't pay attention to him.

This scene made Namikaze Minato and others look at each other, feeling that this Shinobi's style of painting today was very different from before.

Uzumaki Kushina nodded politely to Shimura Danzo to express his gratitude, and had a new understanding of this previously hated Ninja Darkness.

In fact, what Namikaze Minato and others didn't know was that with the completion of the Wudang Nine-Yang Kung Fu, not only did her chakra volume increase dramatically, but she also further integrated with the Nine-Tails chakra, possessing the kind of power that originated from the Nine-Tails. The ability to perceive good and evil.

Although the current perception range can only cover ten meters, it is also very practical.

For example, she didn't sense any malice from Shimura Danzo. Obviously, the other party obeyed the deal with Li Wanji and completely gave up the plan to take action against her.

Even if they can't become friends in the future, at least they won't become enemies. In this way, in the coming crisis, their pressure will be much less.

Thinking of this, Uzumaki Kushina felt even more guilty and distressed for that man.

This is what that man earned with his life's hard work, his own life and death, and his freedom!

And at this moment, a new change appeared in the picture in the crystal ball.

Li Wanji on the other side walked back and forth anxiously for several times and finally came up with a solution.

"By the way, I can go to Third Hokage. Although Namikaze Minato's sissy became Fourth Hokage, he didn't have much real power in Hokage shortly after he succeeded to the throne. As long as Third Hokage agrees, Namikaze Minato can't stop it.

But what should I use to bribe the third generation to agree to retire?

I seem to have heard people say that Sandai and Jiraiya-senpai are the same breed and have the same hobbies, maybe I can write a colorful novel and bribe them in the past! "

As he muttered to himself, the anxiety in Li Wanji's heart gradually dissipated, and his face became more confident.

As a loyal fan of Japanese movies and literary films in his previous life, he could be said to have read countless films. He has saved several short films in his computer, making him absolutely invincible in this world.

Using it as a blueprint, there is no problem at all in writing a little literary work with color.

Moreover, the culture of the Naruto world is somewhat similar to that island country in the previous life, and the colorful novels written based on it should be very marketable.

"Ahem...this rumor is wrong. The Third Hokage and his disciple Jiraiya are actually different."

Embarrassed, Hiruzaru Sarutobi coughed dryly to show that he was innocent, and he was definitely not the same guy as Jiraiya.

"I know that the third generation is much smarter than senior Jiraiya. Jiraiya went directly to the bathhouse and hot spring pool to peek, while the third generation sat in the office and used a crystal ball to peek at the beauties, lolita, and elder sisters throughout Konoha. , married women, girls and so on are all patronized, but the materials are much richer than Jiraiya-senpai's."

Li Wanji nodded in agreement. Although he had never heard of this in the Hokage world, the roommate who was a Hokage fan in his previous life had mentioned it many times, and he was full of envy and jealousy towards the crystal ball of the third Hokage. hatred.

I even bought a crystal ball of the same size from the Internet and put it in the dormitory. Every night, I would get nervous facing the female dormitory opposite, trying to see the beautiful scenery on the opposite side through the crystal ball, but unfortunately I never succeeded.

However, this point impressed Li Wanji deeply, and it was also the reason why he used colorful novels to bribe the third generation of Hokage.

This made Sarutobi Hiruzen even more embarrassing. He obviously wanted to explain it, but why did he get deeper and deeper into it?

What went wrong?

Also, how come this kid knows me so well?

Could it be that Jiraiya leaked the secret?