Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

According to the custom of Rukawa, for the warriors who go to war, the women in the tribe—family members, wives, lovers, admirers, just such roles—will prepare handkerchiefs and sachets embroidered by themselves for them.

In addition to expressing thoughts, it is also a blessing to pray for the safe return of soldiers.

On this day, the person who receives the most handkerchiefs and sachets with the highest quality will be regarded as the most popular warrior in the tribe.

And according to the standard routine of Long Taotian novels, in such a plot, it is naturally an excellent moment for the protagonist to show his great charm.

You see, no, the most popular beauties in the entire village came to see him off, personally handed him a sachet, bid farewell to the protagonist, and let him remember the wedding in a month, so he must return safely...

...Wait a minute, something seems wrong?

[I wipe hahahahahaha isn't this a flag!Shut up, Miss! 】

[I'm getting married next month, and I have a lover who blesses me, so it will be fine this time; when I finish work, I'll go back and see my family; when I'm done, I'll wash my hands; From the bottom of my heart, I must tell you; when I come back this time, I will confess to you balabalabala... Miserable]

Ling Yao felt teeth ache when he heard the long-lost complaints jumping repeatedly in his sea of ​​consciousness.

He still clearly remembered what these annoying guys said when they first appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness.

Isn't it just crazy to complain about him as a "villain" to plant a banner and set up a flag in a single operation!

Speaking of which, since the incident at the Land of Inheritance ended three years ago, the frequency of these guys' appearances has plummeted.

And every time Ling Yao replies to them, the Tucao servants will collectively silence, and have to wait for ten days and a half months before coming out to say a few unnutritious words.

If not, he would still need to gossip with Ling Linhan himself, and the jokers would have already told him all about the "protagonist's deeds".

The disappearance of the Tucao servants made Ling Yao uncomfortable for a long time.It's not a problem of lack of information, but that the Sea of ​​Consciousness is too quiet...

But three years have passed, according to the Tucao staff, as the role of "01" has become less and less, the activity level of these guys has gradually increased, and the response to him will not end abruptly topic.

But these guys... are really off-line as always.

[No way, is this the author's prediction that Miss Yueniang will end badly? 】

[That's not sure.Lou Yueniang's personality is still very suitable for income in the harem.Maybe it means that this hunt is unsuccessful, people will die, or the protagonist is injured and loses his memory or something...]

Ling Yao broke out in a cold sweat - I don't care about the progress of your love, you can't talk nonsense about things that matter to your life!

[This flag is a bit far-fetched, maybe the author himself didn't realize it.You don't need to be so pessimistic from the beginning. 】

The voice of the rice bucket was like, Ling Yao couldn't help nodding frequently after hearing it: that's right, that's right, don't encounter any moths this time on the hunt.

Then he voice synced.

So someone answered immediately:

[Hahahaha, it is inevitable to meet Yao Mozi!The treatment of the protagonist, the ordinary exploration will inevitably lead to rare treasures, and the flawless plan will inevitably lead to unexpected situations! 】

[Hey old pigeon, you actually replied to Ling Yao, do you want to die? 】

Ling Yao: ...?

[Oh, isn't it true that 01 didn't appear in the recent episodes at all!Then what am I afraid of! 】

Ling Yao:? ? ?

The complainants let it go, but Ling Yao was dumbfounded.

No, he is such a big living person who puts Ling Linhan next to the "protagonist", the author of your "The Way of the Universe" doesn't write about me! ?

Just because I'm a "villain"? !He, the "villain", was personally invited by Ling Linhan this time!

[01 didn't show up?Who did Ling Linhan write the wedding invitation to? 】

[Isn't that "Yaolin"?Although I didn't write his name in the previous article, he still appeared. It was just when the protagonist first entered Rukawa, so please, brother! 】

[This is not a mistake, right? A villain camp and a protagonist camp are still very easy to distinguish.]

Ling Yao:?It's still true that I'm the co-author, but I'm not the person involved, is it?

And why "Yaolin" appeared openly and aboveboard!

Ling Yao felt very depressed, but he also guessed something.It seems that the author is determined to write this handsome guy as a villain.

His current actions that do not qualify as "villains" are all under the vest of other names, and it has nothing to do with his "Ling Yao".

So, now that he is "Yao Lin", he is not a villain for the time being?Wouldn't that make me happy...

What a ghost!He is still alive and needs to be divided into two!He was so angry that his lemon juice was about to explode!

But a certain salted fish didn't change face at the moment.After all, what he is playing now is Han Lin's sworn brother, a gloomy handsome man with ill-fated fate, a mysterious foreign master...

Um.Forced grid can not be dropped.

"That... Brother Yaolin..."

Ling Yao was suddenly brought back to his senses by a sweet voice.

He pulled the corner of his mouth slightly, expressing the only bit of kindness he had in his complicated mood.

But in the eyes of others, it is a relatively indifferent expression.

Seeing this, the little girl standing in front of him suddenly panicked.But after several hesitation, she gritted her teeth and handed the handkerchief to Ling Yao:

"Brother Yaolin! This is my wish! Please accept it!"

Amidst the booing, Ling Yao felt his poker face make a clicking sound, and a question mark slowly rose from the crack

--What?

He has no impression of this little girl at all!

"It seems that Brother Yao is quite popular with Miss Anqi."

Lou Chuanyang's ridicule reminded him suddenly that according to Rukawa's customs, if one accepts a girl's sachet and handkerchief when going out to battle, it is an acceptance of her love!

Unless he really made up his mind to stay in Rukawa for the rest of his life like Ling Linhan did.

If he dares to hook up with Ruchuan's girl, his leg will be broken by his master or the local people of Ruchuan in the future, okay?

However, before his scalp became numb, more voices swarmed in:

"Wait! Wait! And me!"

"Ah! How cunning! Alan, you go first alone!"

"My embroidery is the most beautiful! Please accept mine!!!"

So this scene, which was supposed to be a parting and sad farewell, turned into an enthusiastic Anqi girl chasing her husband with every step, a certain salted fish running a [-]-meter race with a bitter face, the voices of hunting team members pouring lemon essence, and the protagonist The group shows their affection while watching a good show... a funny scene.

People temporarily forget the dangers of hunting, the accidents that may happen at any time, the four years of parting, and even the pain of losing relatives and friends.

Hmm... maybe that's fine too.

Anyway, off they went.

"I'll go! There are more and more poisons in the woods recently!"

Qian Shang cleared the way with a spear, swept across the vines and thorns on the forest path, and used spiritual power to kill all kinds of poisonous insects running around.

Huo Hongchuan and a few others stood by the side, making up for the poison that Qian Shang had missed, and were always on guard for the large monsters that came out of the jungle.

"That's not true. Ever since the words 'disaster is about to manifest, a savior will be born' from the Temple of the Divine King ten years ago, the Liuchuan forest area has been in great turmoil, and I don't know what the reason is."

"Haha, we, Rukawa, depend on the heavens for our food. The earth veins have shifted, the monsters have rioted, and the conflicts between the various tribes have intensified. There is nothing we can do about it."

Lou Chuanyang just smiled and didn't comment much on the prophecy.

However, before he finished speaking, he heard Ling Linhan suddenly draw out his dagger, glance left and right, and made a gesture of guard:

"Something is coming. The peak of the fourth order."

Just now, I just encountered some low-level monsters of the first and second tiers, which were not even regarded as prey by the hunting team.

Suddenly a fourth-order monster appeared, and the hunting team members were not so much on guard as they were excited, all gearing up and eager to try.

Seeing this, Lou Chuanyang smiled and shook his head: "I know that you are very skilled, but don't take it lightly."

Then he turned his head again, looked at Ling Yao who had already held the hilt of the sword in his hand, and said:

"Brother Yao, we are still far away from the lair of the Thousand Poisonous Spider King, this time we will leave it to the boys of our hunting team.

"I'll also show you the majesty of our Anqi hunting team!"

Ling Yao's eyelids twitched slightly. Hearing the other party's words that he was inadvertently separated from the hunting team, he let go of his hand kindly and looked at him with folded arms.

Before Lou Chuanyang could say anything, he heard Ling Yao say like a cannonball:

"Northeast. Three miles. Poison-spotted fire toad. One at the peak of the fourth level, one at the beginning of the third level, two at the second level, and several at the first level."

This is what he is showing his attitude - I won't make a move?Yes, this is what you asked for.I have already helped you as much as possible without making a move, so don't turn it around and accuse me of enjoying the benefits when the time comes.

Lou Chuanyang heard Ling Yao's attitude, and he was naturally not in a good mood.

His calculations were enough to make him feel like a fish in water in Anqi village and even the nearby tribes.

But when you meet someone like "Yao Lin" who is even better than you, not only understands his secret words, finds out all the pits he dug, and even chokes you in turn, he feels a little aggrieved .

It is also expected.After all, wandering in the outside world for many years, this kind of people can't be as simple and easy to coax as those men who have guarded the cottage all their lives.

It can only be said that luckily "Yaolin" didn't mean to find fault on purpose, but just stuffed his words and secretly expressed his dissatisfaction.

Lou Chuanyang also knew that what he did was not pleasing, so he turned a blind eye.

The two of them are fighting here, and the hunting team can't hear it at all.

On the contrary, Yuan Xiaofeng laughed out loud, and generously accepted Ling Yao's reminder:

"Haha! Good! Thank you Brother Yao! Brothers in the hunting team! The copycat is on!"

The hunting team members all agreed, and the heads of big axes and hammers lined up in a row, looking as if they were going to a banquet.

Although Lou Chuanyang said that Yao Lin was not required to participate, he did not say that he and Han Hanlin would not participate.

They didn't dare to deal with the peak fourth-order soldiers plus the highly poisonous monsters.

The two quickly took out their weapons, and they were also ready for battle.

Although Ling Yao didn't participate in the direct fight, he didn't intend to stand still either.He swept across the surrounding bushes with his spiritual sense, his body rioted, and he jumped onto a big tree next to him in twos and threes.

He walked lightly, landed on the tallest branch, supported the tree trunk with one hand, and put aside the leaves and branches that blocked his vision with the other, looking around.

There are no other dangerous monsters around.It seems that this is a godsend opportunity, and the hunting team should gain something.

Coincidentally, he also took this opportunity to see what special abilities the hunting team had.

He lowered his head slightly, looking down at the jungle battlefield where a fierce battle was about to break out.

==A real conversation between me and a book friend who probably doesn’t want to be named==

(After writing 74 Lou Yueniang appeared)

Me: Ah, I am so envious of 00han, why are there so many beauties in the harem.The big sister who is gentle and considerate is also great.

Book friend A: Then 01 is not bad.Although there are many women around Hanhan, there are also many men around 01.

I:?

Book friend A: Take a closer look.There are all types, masters, senior brothers, good brothers, competitors, bear children (?), and even cross-dimensional supporters.

I:? ?

Book friend A: Even if it's a girl, there are also big fans, loyal fans.

Me: ...Ah, what you said makes sense.I am even more envious of TUT. .