Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?
101 This thing is evil
The first day of priest selection.Ling Yao, who had the mentality of watching a movie to find clues, encountered a huge problem.
Who will tell him that it's fine for you to verify the identity of the priest candidate, why do everyone in the audience have to stimulate the source of spiritual power and resonate with the statue of the Snake King in the center of the square! ?
Compared with native Ruchuan people and outsiders, their origins are naturally different.
Under the eyes of everyone, it is easy to see who is different.
If you want to say that Ling Linhan is not a local... The protagonist is shrouded in halo, and for some reason he has been recognized as a candidate for the priest.
And when people resonate, it must be huge.Everything that is not original has been covered up.
But he can't? !
You said that he might also have some special physique... After all, this matter is out of the question!
Little Lantiao likes to cling to him, but that doesn't mean that the Heavenly Snake Spirit will agree with him.
Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case.If he wanted to reveal his identity on the grounds of the Temple of God, he could really die on the spot.
In the manuscripts and notes he had read, they only recorded the link where the priest candidates took the test one by one, and he had never heard of the source of the resonance of the audience.
If he had known that this would happen in the opening ceremony of the priest selection, and the eight Ling Linhans knelt down and begged him, he would not have come to the Temple of God to suffer!
So, why on earth did it become like this?
With a straight face, Ling Yao looked at the priest presiding over the stage who was still babbling nonsense, and glanced at the faces in the crowd who were either serious, awed, or pensive, and the golden snake king shining brightly in the sun Respect...
Suddenly, Ling Yao seemed to remember something, and turned his gaze to the seats where the priests of the temple were sitting.
With just one glance, he saw the shortest figure in the white robe.
Seeing him looking over, Nanrong and Qiu immediately showed innocent and lovely smiles, like little angels...
Obviously a little devil! !
He finally knew why this crop suddenly appeared in the priest selection ceremony this year.
It must be that this brat has become suspicious of his and Ling Linhan's attitude, guessing that they are not from Rukawa at all.
So he said their "good words" in front of the high priest, and identified the names of all the priest candidates present at once, so that they could "show off" in front of everyone!
Sure enough, there is no stinky brat who does not hold grudges!
Ling Yao took a deep breath, keeping his face sullen so as not to lose his composure.
He is not afraid.Even if he is really exposed, as long as the people from Shenwangmiao do not react immediately, he is [-]% sure that he can escape from Shenwangmiao; people negotiate...
But what annoys salted fish the most!Can't be idle!
Once the fact that he is not a local is revealed, whether it is escaping or negotiating, even if he succeeds, the follow-up will be very troublesome!
What's more, there is also the possibility of failure!
Moreover, even if he knew that this brat was unreliable, he would definitely feel upset when he found out that the other party was trying to mess with him.
However, being unhappy has no practical significance.
Ling Yao decided to put aside the matter of holding grudges first, and consider what kind of countermeasures he should take now.
escape?This preparation must be done.
When he first came to Shenwang Temple, he had surveyed the terrain and found a way out.
But now is not the time to flee.
Slipping away now because he has no idea in his heart will only attract more suspicion and be taken down by the people of Shenwang Temple.
On the contrary, when everyone starts to resonate with the source and most people focus on those "priest candidates", the chances of him successfully escaping will be higher.
What's more... If you don't try it, how do you know that people like Shenwangmiao can really see the difference between your origin and others?
If you've been discovered, it's not too late to escape.
Thinking like this, Ling Yao's hand quietly moved to his waist.
Those who participated in the event were not allowed to carry weapons with them, so his Chengying Sword was lying quietly in the mustard bag around his waist at the moment, ready to be called at any time.
"Please—Master Snake Spirit show up!"
The presiding priest seemed to have finally finished his long speech, and suddenly raised his arms, raised his head and shouted at the golden statue of the Snake King!
With a loud shout, the top of his head suddenly lit up with brilliant spiritual brilliance, linking to the statue of the Snake King.
A flash of spiritual light suddenly flashed on the statue of the Snake King, dyeing the origin on his head into dazzling gold.
"Master Snake Spirit, please show up!" "Master Snake Spirit, please show up!" "Master Snake Spirit, please show up!"
The Rukawa people present also raised their hands, aroused their own spiritual power, and threw them at the statue of the Snake King.
As priests, as well as priest candidates, they were all recognized by the statue of the Snake King just like the host, and the spiritual power above their heads emitted a dazzling golden light.
Ling Yao looked around, and the one with the most golden light was indeed the high priest Da Xikang; followed by the two older priests behind him.
But what happened next was actually that brat Nanrong and Qiu!
Sure enough, this guy's status in the God King Temple is definitely very high.
Among the priest candidates, Ling Linhan really shined, he knew it without looking.
And the various gazes cast on Ling Linhan also showed this point.
As expected of the protagonist, the big scene is to have a big limelight.
The source of spiritual power of the other people did not receive feedback from the statue of the Snake King, but it could also resonate with the statue of the Snake King, causing strange fluctuations of spiritual power in their bodies.
However, even though it was said to "please show up, Lord Snake Spirit", the statue of the god king only cast golden light, but there was no trace of vitality or spiritual consciousness.
This also made Ling Yao feel a little relieved - this at least shows that the legendary "Snake Spirit" will not show up directly to trouble him because of something wrong with him.
Seeing that the people around him also activated their source of spiritual power one after another, in order not to appear abrupt, Ling Yao could only make a pretentious movement, took out a trace of the original source of power, and sent it to the statue of the Snake King.
He doesn't even need to cast his origin on the statue of the Snake King, he only needs to imitate this special fluctuation a little bit, even if he learns a four-dimensional image... As long as others don't stare at him, it's hard to find out, isn't it?
But he never expected that the original spiritual power cast in the past was not controlled by himself as he expected, and he was a bastard among other people's original spiritual power. Instead, he was directly attracted by the statue of the Snake King. It hit the statue!
Ling Yao grabbed his mustard seed bag in an instant, and the scabbard of Chengying Sword was already looming in his hand.
He cried out silently in his heart:
Pit father ah!It's over! !
……
After Nanrong and Qiu inspired their origin, they kept focusing on Ling Yao and Ling Linhan.
The "Han Hanlin" who claimed to be a "priest candidate" was very calm, as if he didn't notice his small movements at all.
But the guy named "Yao Lin"... After hearing the host introduce the rules, his whole person became tense all of a sudden.
Sure enough, it was a foreigner who mixed in.This time it will definitely be revealed.
Soon, he saw that Ling Yao had finally directed his spiritual power to the Temple of God, and then he was holding his mustard bag with a serious face, as if he was about to run away at any time.
Still holding on to the last chance of luck?Nan Rong and Qiu laughed secretly, the detection of the Snake King Statue is so accurate, no one can hide from it
——As long as he is not from Rukawa, he will definitely be discovered!
……
Find out soon!Why no response?
Nan Rong and Qiu's smiles froze.
He clearly saw with his own eyes the spiritual power of "Yao Lin" being sucked by the statue of the Snake King.But the snake king statue machine actually gave "Yaolin" the resonance wave that belongs to the people of Rukawa, and even...
How did he see the source of the purple, and suddenly a golden light flashed? ?
Although it was very faint and short-lived, he swears to the sky that it was definitely the golden light cast by the statue of the Snake King!
Nanrong and Qiu's faces were dull, and then gradually returned to indifference.
Perhaps... these two people are indeed unusual.
Although he has a high status in Shenwang Temple now, who can guarantee the future?
He had to find a way to keep getting close to these two people, find out their details, and then decide whether to sell them for benefits, or make friends with them...
On the first day of the event, apart from the resonance ceremony to confirm the qualifications of priest candidates, it was nothing more than the nagging host introducing the rules of priest selection to the attendees.
Ling Yao almost slept in the square all afternoon before finally making it to the end of the day's activities.
Although he somehow got past the ceremony this morning, he breathed a sigh of relief.
But looking back, it's kind of weird.
It stands to reason that the statue of the Snake King, which has been standing in Rukawa for thousands of years, cannot make such a big mistake.
The Ling family was born and raised in the southeast corner of the mainland, how could he have anything to do with Rukawa?
Although his father has been vague about his mother who has never met since he was born...
But Rukawa's women never marry outsiders, which is Rukawa's tradition.
Even if there is an example, it is a formidable power to fight against the whole tribe and grab the wife back home.
Just his father's small arms and legs, how can he be so powerful?
It can be so powerful, and now it's still sitting at home drinking and playing crazy!
However, the reaction of the Snake King Statue and the ice python's affection for him seem to confirm each other, and they all show that he does carry some secrets that he doesn't even know about.
However, when he ran to ask the Tucao staff with the idea of "maybe I also have the possibility of becoming a regular protagonist", the answer he got was:
【01 Anyway, he is also an "enemy of the protagonist". Without the extraordinary talent and unique physique, how can he have the capital to compete with the protagonist! 】
[The protagonist's old enemy, isn't the setting that he is the best without the protagonist, and he is the worst when the protagonist appears? 】
[Everything about the villain paves the way for the protagonist, no matter how good the luck is, no matter how great the resources are, isn’t it all the wealth of the protagonist in the end?Only with some secrets on him can the protagonist want to fuck him even more, right? 】
【Accept your fate, Yaozai, you are a villain 5555】
Ling Yao: ...All right, I shouldn't have any illusions.
After staying in Rukawa for a long time, being a "Yaolin" for a long time, he almost forgot - he is a "villain".
However, given the current relationship between him and Ling Linhan, although it is unlikely that they could become good friends...
But it shouldn't be like the so-called "protagonist" and "villain", fighting to the death, right?
What's more, didn't Ling Linhan say that he wanted to stay in Rukawa, so the five-year agreement has been voided?
How can this "drama" run away!
That kind of author can't make them misunderstand or something, they have to pinch them, and finally let him belch for no reason...
Too bloody!Romantic hero and heroine are not happy to write like this now!
Although Ling Yao thought over and over a lot that night, he felt peaceful and dreamless, and it was the next morning.
Today's project is the first round of trials for priest selection, climbing the ladder.
According to the Tucao servants, this is a must-have plot for the protagonist to enter the sect, pass the assessment, and learn from a teacher.
Specifically, on this special ladder, a group of people will be suppressed to a certain extent.
They can't play their original level, but they still have to climb many steps.
The higher you climb, or only those who climb to the end, can be recognized and favored.
And the final result must be that ordinary people rush to the street in a few steps, masters shake their heads halfway, and geniuses stop at the last few steps. Only the protagonist overcomes all difficulties, wins the first place, and attracts people's attention...
Under the baptism of the Tucao slaves, Ling Yao understands this kind of plot development clearly.
So when the other "non-participants" were staring around on the steps, trying to see where the priest candidates had gone...Only Ling Yao hid in the corner bored, groaning with a dog's tail snort.
"Is your relationship good? You don't seem to worry about him at all."
The only question is, why did Nan Rong and Qiu, the little ghosts who should stay with the priests of the God King Temple, suddenly appear next to them?
Ling Yao squinted at the kid who suddenly showed up, chewed the blade of grass and replied casually:
"I really don't have a good relationship with that guy, but..."
A certain little blue strip hiding in his sleeve suddenly jumped out and hung around Nanrong and Qiu's necks.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
Some kid started groundhog screaming.
Amidst Nan Rong and Qiu's screams, Ling Yao spat out the grass leaves in his mouth, and looked at him coldly with folded arms:
"You are a little bit self-aware, you dare to come to me.
"I never thought that our relationship is simply bad!"
Who will tell him that it's fine for you to verify the identity of the priest candidate, why do everyone in the audience have to stimulate the source of spiritual power and resonate with the statue of the Snake King in the center of the square! ?
Compared with native Ruchuan people and outsiders, their origins are naturally different.
Under the eyes of everyone, it is easy to see who is different.
If you want to say that Ling Linhan is not a local... The protagonist is shrouded in halo, and for some reason he has been recognized as a candidate for the priest.
And when people resonate, it must be huge.Everything that is not original has been covered up.
But he can't? !
You said that he might also have some special physique... After all, this matter is out of the question!
Little Lantiao likes to cling to him, but that doesn't mean that the Heavenly Snake Spirit will agree with him.
Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case.If he wanted to reveal his identity on the grounds of the Temple of God, he could really die on the spot.
In the manuscripts and notes he had read, they only recorded the link where the priest candidates took the test one by one, and he had never heard of the source of the resonance of the audience.
If he had known that this would happen in the opening ceremony of the priest selection, and the eight Ling Linhans knelt down and begged him, he would not have come to the Temple of God to suffer!
So, why on earth did it become like this?
With a straight face, Ling Yao looked at the priest presiding over the stage who was still babbling nonsense, and glanced at the faces in the crowd who were either serious, awed, or pensive, and the golden snake king shining brightly in the sun Respect...
Suddenly, Ling Yao seemed to remember something, and turned his gaze to the seats where the priests of the temple were sitting.
With just one glance, he saw the shortest figure in the white robe.
Seeing him looking over, Nanrong and Qiu immediately showed innocent and lovely smiles, like little angels...
Obviously a little devil! !
He finally knew why this crop suddenly appeared in the priest selection ceremony this year.
It must be that this brat has become suspicious of his and Ling Linhan's attitude, guessing that they are not from Rukawa at all.
So he said their "good words" in front of the high priest, and identified the names of all the priest candidates present at once, so that they could "show off" in front of everyone!
Sure enough, there is no stinky brat who does not hold grudges!
Ling Yao took a deep breath, keeping his face sullen so as not to lose his composure.
He is not afraid.Even if he is really exposed, as long as the people from Shenwangmiao do not react immediately, he is [-]% sure that he can escape from Shenwangmiao; people negotiate...
But what annoys salted fish the most!Can't be idle!
Once the fact that he is not a local is revealed, whether it is escaping or negotiating, even if he succeeds, the follow-up will be very troublesome!
What's more, there is also the possibility of failure!
Moreover, even if he knew that this brat was unreliable, he would definitely feel upset when he found out that the other party was trying to mess with him.
However, being unhappy has no practical significance.
Ling Yao decided to put aside the matter of holding grudges first, and consider what kind of countermeasures he should take now.
escape?This preparation must be done.
When he first came to Shenwang Temple, he had surveyed the terrain and found a way out.
But now is not the time to flee.
Slipping away now because he has no idea in his heart will only attract more suspicion and be taken down by the people of Shenwang Temple.
On the contrary, when everyone starts to resonate with the source and most people focus on those "priest candidates", the chances of him successfully escaping will be higher.
What's more... If you don't try it, how do you know that people like Shenwangmiao can really see the difference between your origin and others?
If you've been discovered, it's not too late to escape.
Thinking like this, Ling Yao's hand quietly moved to his waist.
Those who participated in the event were not allowed to carry weapons with them, so his Chengying Sword was lying quietly in the mustard bag around his waist at the moment, ready to be called at any time.
"Please—Master Snake Spirit show up!"
The presiding priest seemed to have finally finished his long speech, and suddenly raised his arms, raised his head and shouted at the golden statue of the Snake King!
With a loud shout, the top of his head suddenly lit up with brilliant spiritual brilliance, linking to the statue of the Snake King.
A flash of spiritual light suddenly flashed on the statue of the Snake King, dyeing the origin on his head into dazzling gold.
"Master Snake Spirit, please show up!" "Master Snake Spirit, please show up!" "Master Snake Spirit, please show up!"
The Rukawa people present also raised their hands, aroused their own spiritual power, and threw them at the statue of the Snake King.
As priests, as well as priest candidates, they were all recognized by the statue of the Snake King just like the host, and the spiritual power above their heads emitted a dazzling golden light.
Ling Yao looked around, and the one with the most golden light was indeed the high priest Da Xikang; followed by the two older priests behind him.
But what happened next was actually that brat Nanrong and Qiu!
Sure enough, this guy's status in the God King Temple is definitely very high.
Among the priest candidates, Ling Linhan really shined, he knew it without looking.
And the various gazes cast on Ling Linhan also showed this point.
As expected of the protagonist, the big scene is to have a big limelight.
The source of spiritual power of the other people did not receive feedback from the statue of the Snake King, but it could also resonate with the statue of the Snake King, causing strange fluctuations of spiritual power in their bodies.
However, even though it was said to "please show up, Lord Snake Spirit", the statue of the god king only cast golden light, but there was no trace of vitality or spiritual consciousness.
This also made Ling Yao feel a little relieved - this at least shows that the legendary "Snake Spirit" will not show up directly to trouble him because of something wrong with him.
Seeing that the people around him also activated their source of spiritual power one after another, in order not to appear abrupt, Ling Yao could only make a pretentious movement, took out a trace of the original source of power, and sent it to the statue of the Snake King.
He doesn't even need to cast his origin on the statue of the Snake King, he only needs to imitate this special fluctuation a little bit, even if he learns a four-dimensional image... As long as others don't stare at him, it's hard to find out, isn't it?
But he never expected that the original spiritual power cast in the past was not controlled by himself as he expected, and he was a bastard among other people's original spiritual power. Instead, he was directly attracted by the statue of the Snake King. It hit the statue!
Ling Yao grabbed his mustard seed bag in an instant, and the scabbard of Chengying Sword was already looming in his hand.
He cried out silently in his heart:
Pit father ah!It's over! !
……
After Nanrong and Qiu inspired their origin, they kept focusing on Ling Yao and Ling Linhan.
The "Han Hanlin" who claimed to be a "priest candidate" was very calm, as if he didn't notice his small movements at all.
But the guy named "Yao Lin"... After hearing the host introduce the rules, his whole person became tense all of a sudden.
Sure enough, it was a foreigner who mixed in.This time it will definitely be revealed.
Soon, he saw that Ling Yao had finally directed his spiritual power to the Temple of God, and then he was holding his mustard bag with a serious face, as if he was about to run away at any time.
Still holding on to the last chance of luck?Nan Rong and Qiu laughed secretly, the detection of the Snake King Statue is so accurate, no one can hide from it
——As long as he is not from Rukawa, he will definitely be discovered!
……
Find out soon!Why no response?
Nan Rong and Qiu's smiles froze.
He clearly saw with his own eyes the spiritual power of "Yao Lin" being sucked by the statue of the Snake King.But the snake king statue machine actually gave "Yaolin" the resonance wave that belongs to the people of Rukawa, and even...
How did he see the source of the purple, and suddenly a golden light flashed? ?
Although it was very faint and short-lived, he swears to the sky that it was definitely the golden light cast by the statue of the Snake King!
Nanrong and Qiu's faces were dull, and then gradually returned to indifference.
Perhaps... these two people are indeed unusual.
Although he has a high status in Shenwang Temple now, who can guarantee the future?
He had to find a way to keep getting close to these two people, find out their details, and then decide whether to sell them for benefits, or make friends with them...
On the first day of the event, apart from the resonance ceremony to confirm the qualifications of priest candidates, it was nothing more than the nagging host introducing the rules of priest selection to the attendees.
Ling Yao almost slept in the square all afternoon before finally making it to the end of the day's activities.
Although he somehow got past the ceremony this morning, he breathed a sigh of relief.
But looking back, it's kind of weird.
It stands to reason that the statue of the Snake King, which has been standing in Rukawa for thousands of years, cannot make such a big mistake.
The Ling family was born and raised in the southeast corner of the mainland, how could he have anything to do with Rukawa?
Although his father has been vague about his mother who has never met since he was born...
But Rukawa's women never marry outsiders, which is Rukawa's tradition.
Even if there is an example, it is a formidable power to fight against the whole tribe and grab the wife back home.
Just his father's small arms and legs, how can he be so powerful?
It can be so powerful, and now it's still sitting at home drinking and playing crazy!
However, the reaction of the Snake King Statue and the ice python's affection for him seem to confirm each other, and they all show that he does carry some secrets that he doesn't even know about.
However, when he ran to ask the Tucao staff with the idea of "maybe I also have the possibility of becoming a regular protagonist", the answer he got was:
【01 Anyway, he is also an "enemy of the protagonist". Without the extraordinary talent and unique physique, how can he have the capital to compete with the protagonist! 】
[The protagonist's old enemy, isn't the setting that he is the best without the protagonist, and he is the worst when the protagonist appears? 】
[Everything about the villain paves the way for the protagonist, no matter how good the luck is, no matter how great the resources are, isn’t it all the wealth of the protagonist in the end?Only with some secrets on him can the protagonist want to fuck him even more, right? 】
【Accept your fate, Yaozai, you are a villain 5555】
Ling Yao: ...All right, I shouldn't have any illusions.
After staying in Rukawa for a long time, being a "Yaolin" for a long time, he almost forgot - he is a "villain".
However, given the current relationship between him and Ling Linhan, although it is unlikely that they could become good friends...
But it shouldn't be like the so-called "protagonist" and "villain", fighting to the death, right?
What's more, didn't Ling Linhan say that he wanted to stay in Rukawa, so the five-year agreement has been voided?
How can this "drama" run away!
That kind of author can't make them misunderstand or something, they have to pinch them, and finally let him belch for no reason...
Too bloody!Romantic hero and heroine are not happy to write like this now!
Although Ling Yao thought over and over a lot that night, he felt peaceful and dreamless, and it was the next morning.
Today's project is the first round of trials for priest selection, climbing the ladder.
According to the Tucao servants, this is a must-have plot for the protagonist to enter the sect, pass the assessment, and learn from a teacher.
Specifically, on this special ladder, a group of people will be suppressed to a certain extent.
They can't play their original level, but they still have to climb many steps.
The higher you climb, or only those who climb to the end, can be recognized and favored.
And the final result must be that ordinary people rush to the street in a few steps, masters shake their heads halfway, and geniuses stop at the last few steps. Only the protagonist overcomes all difficulties, wins the first place, and attracts people's attention...
Under the baptism of the Tucao slaves, Ling Yao understands this kind of plot development clearly.
So when the other "non-participants" were staring around on the steps, trying to see where the priest candidates had gone...Only Ling Yao hid in the corner bored, groaning with a dog's tail snort.
"Is your relationship good? You don't seem to worry about him at all."
The only question is, why did Nan Rong and Qiu, the little ghosts who should stay with the priests of the God King Temple, suddenly appear next to them?
Ling Yao squinted at the kid who suddenly showed up, chewed the blade of grass and replied casually:
"I really don't have a good relationship with that guy, but..."
A certain little blue strip hiding in his sleeve suddenly jumped out and hung around Nanrong and Qiu's necks.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
Some kid started groundhog screaming.
Amidst Nan Rong and Qiu's screams, Ling Yao spat out the grass leaves in his mouth, and looked at him coldly with folded arms:
"You are a little bit self-aware, you dare to come to me.
"I never thought that our relationship is simply bad!"
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