Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Identity and status are really important sometimes.

For example, in order to enter a dungeon, some people can only drill dog holes and climb in secretly; after entering, they have to be careful and alert, and dare not be discovered by others.

And some people can stand openly at the door of the warehouse and shout arrogantly:

"Open the door! Let us in!"

Then they went in.

When Fan Shansheng entered, he glanced back at the guards guarding the door and the guards leading them forward, and secretly twitched his lips.

——The way they entered the warehouse is too ostentatious, right? ? ?

Before arriving at the warehouse, Fan Shansheng only wanted to lead Ling Yao into the dungeon quietly through the loophole that Yun Ying had discovered, and bring the two of them back directly to finish the job.

It is best if there is no noise; if there is noise, then pretend to be thieves stealing or enemy invasion-it is also difficult to find them.

Unexpectedly, Ling Yao had already reached the entrance of the cave. After hearing him introduce the location and history of the entire warehouse and dungeon, his attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees, turned around and went in another direction.

While someone insists it's because he "has a better way to solve the problem," Fan Shansheng feels, well...

He just stinks.

Well, even so, since there is a "better way", Fan Shansheng will follow suit.

but!

But Fan Shansheng really didn't expect that this guy actually wanted to go the right way blatantly! !

Although the guard at the gate didn't know Ling Yao, he had seen Fan Shansheng.Seeing him leading someone approaching, he quickly went up to meet him.

"Master Fan, it's not like you don't like... why did you suddenly visit here? This one behind is...?"

This is also the reason why Fan Shansheng is unwilling to go the right way.

Although he is a priest of the God King Temple, he is also qualified to choose his own slaves in the dungeon.

But since he went in for the first time, vomited out without choosing anything, and never came back, everyone knew that he was not interested in the "tribute" here.

Therefore, if he came to select someone suddenly, it would easily arouse suspicion.

Just like it is now.

However, before Fan Shansheng could think of a suitable excuse, Ling Yao folded his arms and said in a superior tone:

"Master Fan, tell the truth."

Ah, so it is.

Although Fan Shansheng himself doesn't like to come here, it would be different if he received an order to bring "a certain distinguished guest" here to visit and pick out "gifts".

Hearing this, the guard immediately put away his suspicious and contemptuous attitude.

Although this person has a strange face and ordinary clothes, he thinks he is Priest Fan's attendant or special hobby.

But not only did he not call "you" to the priest, he even dared to ask Fan Shansheng to introduce him.

This is the attitude of the superior.

Fan Shansheng, who received Ling Yao's hint, naturally explained Ling Yao's identity, and added more details, boasting that it was a hype, and even Ling Yao secretly got goosebumps when he heard it.

But to be praised so "without limit" by a priest, and whether the ice python that made a nest on Ling Yao's head popped out to stare at them, these guards really believed it.

What's more, they thought that this was a good opportunity for them to save face in front of the "nobles", so they all nodded and bowed and invited them in, graciously taking them to see various tributes.

"If this is investigated in the future, what should we do if other people in Shenwang Temple know that we have been here?"

While walking, Fan Shansheng communicated with Ling Yao.

Although they successfully entered through the show operation, it is equivalent to leaving their identity information on their own initiative.

And with so many witnesses, it is impossible to hide this.

"What are you afraid of? I just paid in advance for the treatment of the priesthood, so what if they know?"

Ling Yao replied through voice transmission, but walked forward without changing his face.

But they are going to save people in a while!Fan Shansheng rolled his eyes violently in his heart.Of course it's nothing now, but if things get serious, how will it end!

Or, did Ling Yao just want to take the opportunity to see this place he had never been before, and didn't want to save people at all?

Fan Shansheng, who couldn't see Ling Yao's expression, felt a deep headache and powerlessness when he thought about those two idiots who might already be in the dungeon.

The warehouse has only one floor above ground.Although the area is huge, it does not contain any rare treasures.

So the two of them just watched the flowers on horseback, and then followed the guards who led the way to the basement floor.

The treasures here are qualified to be truly presented to the Heavenly Snake Spirit, or to be sent to the Treasure Pavilion for the priests of the Temple of God.

gloomy.

This was Ling Yao's first reaction when he came here.

The climate in Liuchuan forest area is hot and humid, so it is most likely to breed poisons.

But the environment here has a gloomy and lifeless feeling.

Ling Yao carefully opened his consciousness and observed the nearby guards.

After discovering that the strongest guards on this floor were only on the first floor of Puxiang, he asked the guards here rather strangely.

"What is placed here is a tribute to Lord Snake Spirit first. Who dares to come here to make trouble after eating the heart of a bear! Isn't that disrespectful to Lord Snake Spirit?"

The guard who led the way was also a clever man. Seeing Ling Yao's question, he quickly seized the opportunity and explained,

"Of course, you don't have to worry, Mr. Yao. Although the guards on the upper floors are mediocre, but below... there are masters on the sixth and seventh floors of Puxiang, and even the peak!"

Ling Yao suddenly felt sore teeth

——The pinnacle of raw appearance?This boss can't be beaten!

I hope the uncle will not take it seriously when he receives the message from him, so let's take a look at it anyway.

In case something really happens, it's better to save him...

"So many masters are needed to watch the following? Could it be that there are other good treasures besides those...?"

What Ling Yao thought was one thing, but what he said was another.

"Hahaha, I don't know about this, maybe there are.

"After all, some adults directly put the experimental site under the ground. Even if it is not a good treasure, it is very expensive. We can't afford a slight loss."

The guard laughed,

"The two adults will go down and have a look in a while, maybe you can see them. The younger one is here, so don't talk too much."

After hearing this, Fan Shansheng immediately showed a nervous and embarrassed expression on his face, but he still "reluctantly" said:

"Since I'm here with Lord Yaolin, I'm going to go down and have a look. If you like something, you can choose it. Even if you put my share on the table, you must satisfy your lord."

Ling Yao: ...Fucking hell, I think you are quick to throw the blame for coming here to me.

But unfortunately, although the treasures on the basement floor are obviously more attractive than the ones above, it's not enough for Ling Yao to get into his pocket.

After all, he also knows very well that no matter how good the things here are, they are all "poisonous".

If you want to get it, the price you pay may not be visible, but it must be higher than the treasure itself.

But...a certain snake doesn't think so.

"Hey! What are you looking at again! Don't be greedy! The saliva is almost dripping into my hair!"

Ling Yao noticed a certain little blue stripe floating on his head like seaweed, seaweed, seaweed...cough, and then made a hissing sound, so he couldn't help but patted his scarf.

Only then did a certain snake realize its "slight gaffe", and bowed its head in front of Ling Yao obsequiously, blinked its small Kaxlan eyes, and then tapped the cabinets next to it one by one with the tip of its tail.

Not only want it, but want it all!Really greedy!

Ling Yao couldn't help but slander, and expressed his rejection "righteously":

"No! OK! This is the property of the public! We can't take it!"

The people next to them saw that Ling Yao treated their Rukawa beast with such an attitude, but the beast not only didn't get angry, but also retracted its head in a "squeaky" manner, curled up on Ling Yao's head obediently, and didn't dare to "speak". I can't help but have a lot of thoughts in my mind, and finally they all come to the same conclusion

——Worthy of being the envoy of the snake spirit!He is a man that priests and adults should respect!

However, just as they were about to finish walking through the area, there was a commotion not far away.

The surrounding guards drew their swords one after another, showing a vigilant posture.

"It's not good! It's not good, Captain!"

It was a young guard who hurried over.

Although the guard who led the way for the two of them was not the strongest among them, he was obviously a person of status.He observed for a while and made sure there was no danger around him, so he took it back and shouted:

"Frizzled, fussing! Why are you running! What's wrong? Take a breath, say!"

"Yes... yes... the dungeon! Something happened to the entrance of the dungeon!"

The guard managed to slow down a bit, and quickly replied,

"Just now. The person who changed the guard just now found that the two people guarding there, somehow, all, all fell to the ground and passed out!

"And the keys on them! They have all been turned over, and the iron door at the entrance also shows signs of being opened! It is very likely, very likely..."

"Xiao Cheng, immediately send someone to the dungeon to inform Captain Bai below! Others guard the entrance and exit, don't let anyone go!"

Before the young guard could finish speaking, the captain made a decisive decision, waved his hand, and issued instructions for the others to act quickly.

Fan Shansheng was listening on the sidelines, although he remained calm, he was secretly grabbing his sleeves, his heart was burning.

Who else would break into the dungeon by such a coincidence at this time, except Yun Ying and Han Hanlin!

Unexpectedly, these two guys not only went in, but were also discovered!

Now that there is so much commotion—this is the end, it’s difficult!

In contrast, Ling Yao at this time showed an expression of interest:

"The dungeon has been invaded? Doesn't it mean that no one will break in here? How come it's such a coincidence that it was there when we came? Your guards are not very good—"

"I'm sorry, my lords, this time it was our mistake. Please also my lords..."

The captain obviously knew the importance of urgency, and knew the importance of pleasing the nobleman and keeping his job well, so he lowered his head, as if giving a tactful order to chase away the guests.

However, before he finished speaking, Ling Yao stretched out a hand, put it on his shoulder, and said with a smile:

"In that case, why don't you take us down to have a look?

"I'd like to see what kind of person dares to enter the territory of the Temple of the King of God."

==Small Theater==

Ling Yao: I would like to see what kind of person dares to enter the territory of the Temple of God.

Author: It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, our friend, Xiaohanhan! (Beaten)

Ling Linhan: What good connotation does your secret work of sneaking into the Temple of the King of Gods have for me!

Ling Yao: Hey~ I don’t have it, I just don’t need to drill a dog hole, there is really nothing more powerful.

Ling Linhan: ... [○ｽ盗○] You go!