Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

"What? Cough cough... This expression really doesn't look like you."

In a dimly lit room, an elderly man sat on a rickety wicker chair.A ray of light from the narrow window brushed back and forth on his old and expressionless face.

"It's just a little accident. It seems that his luck is not bad, and he found that in Rukawa..."

The man standing in the shadows turned his face and responded casually,

"However, it won't affect the final result. There are some things that wouldn't happen if he didn't try hard to avoid them. When they come back, everything will be as usual."

"Really... Sure enough, everything is under your control. To be honest, I have thought about many people who might cooperate with me, but I have never thought about you..."

The old man moved his eyes out of the window and said slowly,

"After all, they are your relatives. You should be on their side, but now..."

"It's nothing unusual for you. After all, you are a guy who can deceive and use your closest relatives for revenge. It's all for yourself, so don't feel bad about anyone."

"Haha... In terms of behavior, maybe. However, you are much more ruthless than me. At least, I still feel a little guilty towards him..."

"That little bit of guilt won't change our plans at all, so what's the point?"

The middle-aged man snorted coldly, then turned and walked towards the deeper door,

"You should prepare earlier, there is not much time."

Da da da.

The old man watched the man disappear into the darkness.

"I didn't intend to deal with you like this... Unfortunately... Don't blame the old man..."

The old man's murmurs also drifted away.

……

"Call us over, just to explain a few things we already know and perform a simple baptism? Is it a temptation?"

On the way to leave the main hall and return to the residence, Ling Linhan frowned and said in a low voice,

"But if your physique for attracting snakes is really special, why do I...? I'm already His appointed priest, and it's not too late to see you this time. I'm so busy during the sacrificial ceremony, but at this juncture... "

"Yeah, the day after tomorrow God will make a prophecy. At this juncture, this matter is indeed worthy of vigilance.

"However, that baptism is at most a resonance psychic, and it certainly has no spying effect. And there are no traps in his words."

Ling Yao folded his arms and pillowed it behind his head, with a relaxed face,

"It may be that the location of the main hall is quite special, allowing him to find out our information through formations or other things."

"But apart from the baptism, there is no spiritual power fluctuation from the special formation mechanism, and I have not detected any abnormalities peeping at my dantian and spiritual consciousness."

Ling Linhan glanced at Ling Yao,

"Anyway, you also know what I have. The methods left by Patriarch Tianxin cannot be avoided casually. Then... there is only one possibility left."

Ling Yao ran through a series of thoughts in his heart, "Is it because you have a lot of cheats?" "You can do whatever you want with the treasure of the founder of Tianxin!" "You are showing off, right?" It's amazing..." Tucao, couldn't help rubbing his temples:

"Yes, after all, no matter how strong Patriarch Tianxin is, he has passed away for many years, and his highest level is only the peak of a mortal saint. The methods he left behind are definitely not enough to deal with the Heaven-reaching Snake Spirit, who is only one step away from becoming a god. "

"However, in this way, it can be confirmed that the holy spring is indeed near the main hall."

However, Ling Linhan glanced at Ling Yao with some strange eyes:

"So you really don't feel anything? About that baptism."

Ling Yao froze for a moment, then turned to look at Ling Linhan:

"Ah...? It's true... no. Is there something wrong with the baptism? Besides, I think you have gained some benefits from the baptism, right?"

Ling Linhan wiped his face, showing a worried expression:

"Yeah, that's why you are so strange! Other priests told me that it is a simplified version of holy spring baptism, a treatment that only high-ranking priests can enjoy before the ceremony!

"Although its symbolic significance is greater than practical, people who receive baptism for the first time will feel the cleansing of their hearts, open their minds, and gain a clear understanding of the previous confusion. But you just now..."

Ling Yao was stunned:

"What?? I thought it was just to make me shine!"

He had just seen Ling Linhan's intoxicated face, and he thought it was Ling Linhan who, under the blessing of the protagonist's halo, had obtained benefits that ordinary people could not obtain...

result?As a result, it's hard to say whether the "protagonist halo" is here, but his "villain halo" has obviously weakened him!

Why didn't he realize the benefits at all? ?

Ling Yao scratched his head dejectedly:

"Hey...Anyway, let me convey today's situation to my uncle and uncle. I really didn't expect such a thing..."

"Although I can't be sure now, in case your reaction is part of what they want to test... What I am most worried about now is who will fall on the head of the so-called 'prophecy' after the Heavenly Snake Spirit met us today superior."

And Ling Linhan frowned even deeper,

"For example, one of us is the so-called 'bad star' in the prophecy that descended ten years ago.

"Do you still remember what Nan Rong and Qiu said? The prophecy of the Heavenly Snake Spirit has a high status in Rukawa. Even if it is an ambiguous statement, all Rukawa people will believe it. Once the theory of 'disaster' is established, we will He will instantly become Rukawa's public enemy."

Ling Yao smacked his mouth and didn't answer.

In fact, he didn't have the nerve to tell Ling Linhan that even if today's event hadn't happened, the trolls in his sea of ​​knowledge would have already started betting wildly that one of them must be a "disaster".

after all……

[The "protagonist" Jieshi will stand up and refute the prophecy of "beating people to death with a stick", and prove with practical actions that "I don't want you to think I want me to think" and "predictions that are not good for me are all dogs"" Even if you fight against the whole world for this, you will not hesitate.” In the end, the catastrophe turned into a savior, saving Rukawa’s No.1 title get]

【Oh, there's something inside. 】

[But wouldn't 10 still be life-threatening?If it becomes a catastrophe. 】

[Who cares about a supporting role! 】

God knows that when Ling Yao heard this, he almost knelt down on the spot—God, can you let me, who is poor and helpless but handsome, be spared!Don't just give me a life-threatening "plot" arrangement, OK?

"This sacrificial ceremony, and the prophecy of the day after tomorrow... I'm afraid it's not that simple. Maybe we have to prepare well and advance the plan.

"Otherwise, if the Heavenly Snake Spirit discovers our identity and purpose, and targets us in the prophecy, we will be passive. I don't want the plan to fail. Even if it can't completely change the Temple of the King, it will hurt them Shake your bones."

"Don't worry, even without this stubble, I planned to make a fuss on the last day."

Ling Yao patted Ling Linhan's shoulder,

"You know, the so-called crisis is both danger and opportunity.

"If Babel's prophecy is 'can't go wrong', then when it's 'wrong', everything will start to fall apart. That's the best time for us to do it."

In particular, the Temple of the Divine King itself is full of loopholes, and it is not worthy of continuing to rule Rukawa at all.

Ling Linhan raised his head and closed his eyes:

"So what is your and Fan Shansheng's plan? Why don't you let me know? Don't send me to blow up the formation. I don't want to tear myself apart with them if I can't push down the Temple of the King of God, otherwise Anqi Village can't get along in Liuchuan."

How could Ling Yao dare to say that the two of them were scheming and scheming, because he was afraid that Ling Linhan, a straight-hearted person, would get agitated and bald, and something would happen, so he didn't dare to tell him at all?

He rolled his eyes and said with a smile:

"Oh, you'll know when the time comes. Don't worry, I'm still a partner, and I won't let you lose your wife and lose your army.

"I'm here for a wedding reception. Anyway, after this matter is over, let me enjoy the treatment of the most distinguished guest, okay?"

"...Don't change the subject!"

"I don't, I don't, I just really want to drink..."

"Then do you know? There is a dish in the banquet called roasted pig's eyes, which is dedicated to the most, respected, expensive,, guests, people..."

"Wok, you are taking the opportunity to revenge me! Can that thing be eaten!"

"It's you who said you want to enjoy the VIP treatment! You can't miss anything!...Don't pinch my ears!!"

Although at that time, none of them knew whether the upcoming prophecy was good or bad for them.

For at least this brief moment, the atmosphere between them was relaxed and happy, and full of anticipation for the future.

Since the plan has been as thorough as possible, why not think about the good?

After all, no one knows what will happen in the future.

Like back then, they wouldn't know

——Ling Yao never drank the wedding wine of a certain brat in his life.