Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

When Ling Yao woke up from his meditation, the surroundings were pitch black.

But it wasn't the blackness after the sky darkened, it seemed that he was wrapped in layers, which was more breathless than the blackness.

……

Didn't he take part in the Feast of Snakes like everyone else on the altar and receive baptism from the holy spring at the same time?What is the situation now?

"hiss……"

Ling Yao lowered his head subconsciously.The tactile sensation of the little ice python wrapped around his hand is still there, it seems that it is not a dream or something...

He raised his right hand in this small space, and lit a cluster of aura on his fingertips.

then……

Then he regretted it.

"Why are there so many snakes!!!"

It turned out that the things piled up around him were nothing but piled up by the "gentlemen" who participated in the feast of ten thousand snakes.

And following his cry, several pairs of bright spots suddenly lit up in the darkness, each of them staring at him fiercely.

"Hisss~" "Hiss!" "Hiss——"

Even though Ling Yao wasn't very afraid of snakes, facing this weird scene, he was almost so frightened that he threw out a lightning strike.

what's the situation? ?what happened? !

It’s not easy for him to step into the third level of the unrecognized face after this meditation, why did he suddenly come up with such a frightening thing!Surrounding him like this is like he is food!

But it was these hissing uncle snakes that made Ling Yao sure that he hadn't left his place, and was still on the sacrificial platform.

He was still on the boundary of Shenwang Temple, and he didn't dare to offend these gentlemen, so he finally took it back.

The only good thing is that these snakes don't seem to be hostile to him, but rather flattering.

It seems that the conclusions of the "little experiments" he did before are correct - although he can't figure out the reason, he still can't communicate with these snake monsters, but the snakes in Rukawa seem to have a special kind of closeness to him , not limited to a certain greedy snake.

So at that time, he told Fan Shansheng that if the guy from Shenwang Temple thought he was lucky enough to "control" a snake, he would be in bad luck. It's just so lucky!

It's just that he didn't expect that this "intimacy" could create such a big scene.

In this "snake wall", Ling Yao also sharply saw a certain giant python that he poked in the waist before.Seeing Ling Yao's gaze glanced over, the giant python shrank its head first, then stretched its head obsequiously to rub against him.

Don't ask why Ling Yao can see "flattery" in snakes, after all, a greedy snake who has been proven to be able to flatter unlimited snakes in order to stay by Ling Yao's side dares to adopt the same policy as himself when he sees a snake , Immediately jumped in anger... Ah no, wagging its tail, showing its fangs and frantically "swearing sovereignty", the giant python was so scared that it obediently turned back.

Hmm... this is probably "unbeatable".For a person like him, the number one dog has to compete.

But joking aside, the scene in front of me was obviously not created by the little ice python's "ability to fight".

Whether these snakes are afraid of themselves, close to themselves or use themselves as food, there is no need to half-wrap him with their bodies at a distance.

He has to go out and see.

Ling Yao didn't hesitate much, stepped forward, stretched out his hand and poked the giant python's body again.He didn't realize that there was anything "attractive" about him now, but he didn't want to get into a fight with a group of snakes for no reason (passing back to Jianmen would not be laughed to death), so he had to use a gentler way to signal the old men to leave quickly.

If these guys still plan to pester me like this... don't blame him for being rude.

However, Mr. Snake didn't give Ling Yao a chance to "show his talents".Seeing that Ling Yao was about to leave, the "Snake Wall" suddenly loosened up and fell back to the ground with a clatter, twisting and turning on the sacrificial platform.

With the "disappearance" of the "snake wall", the light finally came through.

Ling Yao squinted his eyes, only to realize...it's already evening!It was still early in the morning when the Banquet of Ten Thousand Snakes started!

Before he could take a step, he heard exclamations from the audience.

"Come out! He's out!"

"Snake Spirit Messenger! You are worthy of the Snake Spirit Messenger!"

"I said earlier, with that lord here, the snake spirits will never hurt us!"

Ling Yao listened for a long time before realizing that the so-called "snake spirit messenger" who "saved people from fire and water" was talking about himself.

...So how did the people in Shenwang Temple come up with the term "secondary school"?What a shame!

He padded his feet to avoid those snakes who were lying on the ground and refused to leave, his eyes kept searching for familiar figures, and "messages" were constantly being sent in the sea of ​​consciousness.

【What is the situation now?Why are there snakes all over the place! 】

However, before he could get an answer from his acquaintance, the priests on the high platform suddenly knelt down on the ground and shouted in unison:

"God bless Rukawa, welcome the envoy of the snake spirit to leave the customs."

Ling Yao: ...It's even more embarrassing, hey!

Although Ling Linhan, who was lying on the ground not far away, also pretended to bow, what surprised Ling Yao even more was that the other party breathed a sigh of relief.This made him even more suspicious of what had just happened.

Fan Shansheng, who was mixed among the priests, showed a complex face, and his kneeling was much more pious than many people.

As the high priest, Da Xikang naturally didn't fall to the ground like other priests, but he also touched his chest and bowed in salute, his respect was so imaginative.

But this time, Ling Yao couldn't pretend anymore.He really doesn't know what's going on now, and he doesn't know what attitude he should use to face these people's changes, so he just let it be and show a "bewildered" and "unsure" look.

Sure enough, Da Xikang knew how to let people step down, so he immediately took up the conversation, first praised the "Snake Spirit Messenger" and the God King Temple, and then threatened to send the "Snake Spirit Messenger" back to his residence so that he could take care of himself. Rest up and perform well tomorrow when God descends.

Ling Yao was sent back in a daze, while Liang Yile, who was standing on the roof far away, whistled and silently withdrew the Fengling sword in his hand.

"Fortunately, if something really happens, brother will beat me to death."

he sighed,

"The brat is really big at playing, what relationship does he have with Rukawa, does he know..."

"What's so big?"

"Mom?!"

Liang Yile was taken aback by the cold voice behind him, recovered his senses and patted his chest,

"Elder Sister, people scare people to death..."

"Oh, then you belch."

"...Don't do this, it's better to be a brother."

Liang Yile touched his head in embarrassment,

"Senior Sister, have you checked clearly?"

Qu Qianling nodded slightly:

"The information given by the little bastard is quite accurate. I have found the location of the holy spring, and I have also confirmed that the so-called 'Snake Spirit' is indeed trapped in the holy spring, and its strength is far from the mortal holy realm. Otherwise, I will leave So close, it couldn't have missed me."

Liang Yile showed a helpless expression again:

"Senior sister, why did you do such a risky thing..."

Qu Qianling just glanced at him, didn't answer this sentence, but asked:

"What happened? Why is it so messy down here?"

"Ah, here, we have to start from the morning. At the sacrificial ceremony of the Temple of God, apart from the prophecy of the descending of the gods, the most important thing is the baptism in the holy spring and the feast of ten thousand snakes."

Liang Yile shook his sleeves, and started talking,

"No, the priest in the white robe raised his staff, and the holy spring water gushed out. It caused the snakes all over the mountains to jump on the statue of the snake king in a daze. But he thought that this year, the holy spring water Very little, without supporting twice, the sound went out.

"Then tell me, those big snakes who are going to the banquet are not willing to do so? They suddenly became irritable, and they were about to hurt people! But they didn't want to!"

Swah——

Liang Yile suddenly felt a chill in his neck.He turned his head slightly, and saw the bright red hand held by the senior sister under his throat imposingly, and the senior sister had a "gentle" "smile" on her face:

"You keep talking? Just say that?"

"No... I don't want to... No! It's just that, the snake hasn't messed up yet, that brat Ling Yao's 'lit' first! Not only did the holy spring water fall on him, but the passage connecting the holy spring seems to be broken He hit him directly, causing the holy spring water to rush out as if it couldn't stop.

"Those uncle snakes immediately jumped on him like a demon, and the snake body wrapped him into a ball, and then he lay on his stomach to practice peacefully. Just, just now! That boy Ling Yao just left Come out! And it seems that he didn't know what happened, so he went back with the priests in a daze."

Qu Qianling snorted, patted Liang Yile's chin with her sword, and then withdrew her sword:

"You see, it's not very nice to say so plain and simple."

"Very good, very good, very good..."

Liang Yile nodded again and again, but burst into tears in his heart:

I'm just talking about the hobby of storytelling, you don't mind if you don't listen, as for scaring me with a sword... Xingyao Peak, miserable; junior brother, miserable.

"Let's find a way to notify Qiu Tianming to come. Do we need to take care of his own apprentice's affairs?"

As soon as Qu Qianling said this, Liang Yile, who was touching his chin, was taken aback for a moment, a little surprised:

"Ah? Let Senior Brother Qiu come over? But you obviously..."

Soon he realized that these words were not suitable to say, and quickly covered his mouth.

"Do you think that a person who has never been to Rukawa in his life and has no blood relationship with his ancestors will somehow resonate with the holy spring, and become some kind of 'snake spirit messenger'? No matter what kind of talented person he is He is still a spy of Shenwang Temple who has been lurking for many years, if this matter is not investigated, do you think Changling Jianmen can feel at ease?"

Qu Qianling glared at him,

"So, do you want me to say it a second time?!"

"No, no, no, no... I'll send a message to Senior Brother Qiu right away!"

Liang - as expected of the elder who used to play with Ling Yao when he was a child - Yi - loved to love him more happily than anyone else when it was time to love him - happy, and ran away.