Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Ling Yuandong, who had been waiting in the room for more than an hour, finally couldn't hold back after confirming that there were no hidden enemies around, and followed the breath left by Ling Linhan alone.

There was no movement of fighting erupting nearby, indicating that Ling Linhan was either still searching, or was caught in something and couldn't leave.In this way, even if he went alone, there would be no danger.

And when he was in the depths of the woods behind the mansion, following the firelight, he ran towards the open space that they often used as a training ground...

"Little bastard, grab meat from me! Damn! That leg is mine!"

"Whoever grabs it first gets it!"

"Fuck it first, first serve, you are a robber?! I burned this!"

"Damn! Why are you still using your spiritual power?! It's just a chicken!"

"It's just a fart! It's just that you are still fighting with me! I am the one who is hungry, why are you joining in the fun!"

"...@#@#￥!%...￥&%...&*..."

In fact, it wasn't that the two of them didn't notice that there were more people around them.It's just that in their eyes, this chicken is obviously more important than a passerby whose strength can't threaten them at all, and who hasn't hidden to watch them...(?)

But for Ling Yuandong, that is...

The co-author of my boss left me in the room in the middle of the night just to come out and eat roast chicken with the "enemy"? ? ?

Am I out of my mind or... or am I out of my mind?

While Ling Yao and Ling Linhan were arguing and arguing, they finally realized that this extra "passerby" friend had no intention of leaving, and was probably an acquaintance of the two of them.

So the two of them turned their faces, which had just eaten beggar chicken and hadn't been wiped off, and were covered with greasy smudges, and looked at the one who "heard the words of the man and was a little bit surprised, Thinking about the other party's deep thoughts, frowning his brows and sinking his eyes, but he couldn't understand it. He couldn't help raising his arms and covering his hair, sighing and hesitating. jpg" Ling Yuandong with the panda head emoji package.

After a brief silence among the three of them, Ling Yao suddenly leaned back tactically, grabbed the chicken leg with one hand, and pointed at Ling Yuandong's nose with the other and shouted:

"Damn! Another one! I only stole two chickens, no more!"

Ling Yuandong's face darkened in an instant: Does it look like I'm robbing you for roast chicken?As a member of Hengnan, I also have backbone...

"Ling Yao?! You fucking even stole the chicken?! Then this is the chicken from my kitchen, why can't I eat it!?"

"You said it yourself, whoever grabs it will own it!"

Ling Yuandong: ...

Who are these two?

The atmosphere between Ling Linhan and Ling Yao in front of them is very different from the state where they were at war during the day.Ling Yuandong is a reckless man, but he is not an idiot. Naturally, he immediately understood that the relationship between their boss and this guy they regard as an "enemy" in front of them is actually...

"If you dare to take the lead with me again, see if I don't beat you to death!"

"Fuck! Don't beep if you tell me to bake! Hey, is there any salt?"

"Oh, here's the salt. You didn't beep the beggar chicken I made just now, you fucking patronized and ate it!!"

...it's actually pretty hard to say.

If it's just based on his personal feelings, he should go up now and poke the barbecue grill for Ling Yao; or roll his eyes, say something nasty, and simply turn around and leave.

But with Ling Linhan here, things would become complicated - if he did too much, he might put Ling Linhan in an embarrassing situation.

Although for a moment just now, he also suspected that his boss was a traitor organization...

When Ling Yuandong was still hesitating to advance or retreat, Ling Linhan, who was flipping the roast chicken, suddenly waved, beckoning him to come over, and turned to Ling Yao and said:

"Stingy ghost, I'll bring you other meat later to supplement you! You're driving people away... You dug a hole in our martial arts field, and I haven't settled with you yet!"

Now that his boss has spoken, no matter how embarrassing Ling Yuandong is, he has to bite the bullet.He was full of thoughts about how to restrain himself for a while, so as not to lose Heng Nan's face in this situation, or ruin the boss's plan—what if Ling Linhan was just pretending to be with the other party and taking the opportunity to talk? ? !He comforted himself so much.

And when he got closer, he saw a young master Ling reluctantly made room for him, and asked Ling Linhan:

"What kind of meat, is it delicious? If it's not tasty, I won't agree."

Ling Yuandong: ...

Nice hammer!I'd rather you two fight with real swords and guns!You are making me so angry now that I don't know who to vent to!

Ling Linhan didn't answer this question.Seeing that Ling Yuandong sat down, his eyes were fixed on the dancing flames, but he suddenly said:

"Let's continue with the topic just now."

While chewing the meat in his mouth, Ling Yao asked vaguely:

"Are you sure? Is it okay for him to hear it? Just now you said that you don't trust the people around you. What if they don't get along and they are acting for you?"

"It's okay. There are explanations on the left and right, and it saves me from repeating it."

"Then you have to make sure that in the middle of what I'm saying, someone jumps up and curses and affects my appetite, blah blah blah..."

"You swallow that mouthful in your mouth before you speak!"

Looking at the two people whose painting styles began to change again, Monk Ling Yuandong Erzhang has no hair, no, he can’t figure it out—how does he feel that his boss has a stronger relationship with Ling Yao than his own boss and himself as a member of his family? Some? ?

Then he saw Ling Yao speed up swallowing the food in his mouth, and at the same time looked him up and down with strange and even offensive eyes.Just when he felt that something was wrong with him and he wanted to start cursing, Ling Yao finally finished his food, and the first sentence he spoke was like this:

"I thought you were the same person as A Xiao, reckless, emotional, and like to resort to force. But after I got in touch with you, I felt that there was a big difference. At least, you have more brains than A Xiao, and you know how to think."

Ling Yuandong couldn't turn his head around for a while, and after thinking about it, he finally realized that the "A Xiao" in Ling Yao's mouth was actually referring to the "little overlord" sixth young master Ling Xiao from the master's house.

However, before he finished complaining in his heart, Ling Yao's mouth is really indiscriminate between the enemy and the enemy, and he heard Ling Yao continue to say:

"It's a pity that it's just a little bit better. Knowing how to think doesn't mean you really understand and think. A Xiao knows that he doesn't think well about many things, so he won't insist on his naive and stupid views. You are just the opposite..."

Although Ling Yao didn't point it out, Ling Yuandong could hear that the other party was mocking him, and he was really angry.But he didn't want Ling Yao to change the subject and said:

"But since the brat believes in you, I don't care if you want me to explain it in front of you, as long as you have some basic respect and don't interrupt me casually."

Ling Yao licked his lips and raised his eyes:

"Hmm... where did I just talk about it? Oh, the issue of dividing the war zone.

"Just now you also saw that as long as there is no agreement in advance, even a chicken may turn into a big fight in the end. So even if it is too ugly before the battle, I don't mind, as long as the matter Just draw it clear.

"If you wait until the war starts, and then feel that it is unfair and secretly calculate the other party, not hesitate to use the demons as a knife to weaken the opponent, and still want to publicize that everything is the other party's fault, that will cause huge internal friction and delay the battle opportunity. Big problem."

"But no one can come up with a proposal that is highly recognized by both parties. Even if I try my best to be fair, and even face the doubts of my own people and spread the benefits and risks, there will always be people in the host family who will suspect that I am hiding something for Hengnan. "

Ling Linhan shook his head,

"It's the same if you do it instead. As long as the two sides cannot avoid suspicion, it is hard to avoid the situation of internal friction and casualties."

Ling Yuandong blinked, looking at Ling Yao for a while, and Ling Linhan for a while

——The topic seemed to suddenly become serious... So I just saw a hallucination? ?

However, he soon realized that although these two people would fight and squabble on weekdays, the sudden change in their style of painting was unimaginable, but most of the exaggerated state shown to him just now was shown to him by these two people "acting out" .

And the reason why he wanted to "act" for him was that he didn't want him to hear the real communication between the two of them.Otherwise, no matter how good their relationship is, Ling Yao doesn't need to play a buffoon in front of an outsider like him.

Even if you give him a step, let him leave the stage quickly "embarrassed".

After all, this is a private exchange with a relatively relaxed atmosphere, but the content of the exchange may be the most decisive thing in the entire battle situation.

And when Ling Linhan decided to trust him and let him stay, Ling Yao naturally no longer shy away:

"If you want to make the most perfect allocation based on the respective advantages of the two teams, with the relationship between the main team and Hengnan, there will inevitably be huge conflicts, which will delay the battle. But... I don't know if you have heard such a story :

"Two thieves stole a large amount of treasures from a certain family's treasury. There are many types of treasures, and their respective needs are also different. But because they are only a temporary cooperative relationship, neither of them trusts each other, for fear that the other party will divide them. The method will make you suffer, and you will never be able to reach a consensus.

"In the end, they came up with a way - one person divides the treasure into two parts, and the priority is given to another person. In this way, the person who divides the treasure will definitely try every means to make the treasure the fairest Divide evenly, otherwise when another person comes to choose, he will definitely choose the treasure with higher value.

"This method may not be able to absolutely get what they need, but at least after the division is over, no one on both sides can say anything wrong with the other."

After hearing this, Ling Linhan touched his chin thoughtfully:

"Maybe it's not the best solution, but it's really not easy to have another conflict..."

"And it also prevents you from spending too much time on this matter, and it will be thankless in the end. After all, you Hengnan still have to investigate a result to the master."

Ling Yao shrugged,

"Of course, I also suggest that you don't make this matter too complicated. Whether you want to take the opportunity to dig deep into the mastermind behind the scenes is your own business. First, give everyone an explanation in the open.

"I'm not teaching you to fool the master's family. In fact, even this little trick can't fool the master's family. But this matter, if it is small, it is a struggle between Hengnan and the master's family. It is a big problem that may shake the morale of the army. Even if you take the overall situation into consideration, you must hurry up and give an explanation, and don’t let those who go to the battlefield or stay behind worry about this matter.”

Although Ling Yao's words were cryptic, even Ling Yuandong could hear the implication:

"You mean, it's okay to just introduce a scapegoat to fool people!? How can we Hengnan people do things like you..."

Ling Yao didn't change his mood when he suddenly blamed Ling Yuandong, but waved his hand instead:

"I remember you, and I know what you want to say. I can also answer the questions you really want to ask. I am very sorry for your father's death. I will not agree with the Lord's family against my will just to protect the Lord's family." What the two idiots did was right. But if what you want is absolute fairness, killing people for life, that's impossible."

Ling Yuandong clenched his fists and stood up angrily, his wide eyes seemed to be able to spew fire.

However, Ling Yao was not moved by it:

"I am not Lord Qingtian. The reason why I try my best to be as fair and just as possible in the affairs of the clan is not to uphold justice for everyone in the Ling family. The rulings and trials I make are all based on maintaining the stability of the entire Ling family. considered from the perspective.

"In most things, if I can't be fair and just, I won't be convinced by others, and the balance between the clans may also be broken, resulting in damage to the prestige of the main clan, the inability to unite internally, let alone resist those opposing The Ling family is covetous. So I choose to be fair and just.

"But conversely, in order to better maintain the stability and prosperity of the Ling family, in terms of fairness and justice, I can also choose to take a step back and turn a blind eye to some unfair things. For example, The two people who attacked your father, their elders are the pillars of the family, one is the peak of the cave, and the other is the first level of the shackles-so I can punish them, but I must not kill them.

"Otherwise, the Ling family will lose the full support of two important combat forces. At a critical moment, even if they are shaken a little because of this, it may be a disaster for the entire Ling family! Who will take this responsibility? I don't I like to make decisions at the expense of others, and I don't like the family concept of the weak and the strong, but how can some things be chosen according to my personal preferences?

"Of course, if you listen to my words from your standpoint, you will feel that I am cruel, black-hearted, and surrender to power, and that the rights of a few people are also rights and should not be sacrificed easily... But so what? Just treat me like this If you can give me two masters of the Raw Phase Realm who are absolutely loyal to the Ling family, I will support you with both hands and feet to kill those two idiots."

Ling Yao lowered his head, wiped the corners of his mouth and hands clean,

"It's just that I also suggest that you recognize the reality - this world is such a jungle. In the past, you were bullied because of your weakness..."

"Even if I am strong now, I will never be such a corrupt person!"

Facing Ling Yuandong's rebuttal, amidst the dancing flames, Ling Yao suddenly showed a wild smile—it seemed to be contemptuous, but also disdainful:

"I didn't say that you would be an inhuman scum. After all, it is very difficult for ordinary people to muster up the courage to be such a person. I just want to say that now you are also enjoying the rights of the strong and safeguarding the iron law of the weak. Otherwise, what qualifications do you have to accuse others?

"Don't you think that you didn't cause any damage to people or property because of your reckless actions on the battlefield so many times, did you? Don't you think that as long as you act unintentionally, you can To escape punishment for violating military orders?

"The reason why you are still standing in today's position unscathed is because of your numerous military achievements, because of your strength, and because this battlefield needs you - this is your privilege as a strong man .

"When you giggled and scratched your head and said to others, next time you won't, you never thought about how much those guards and their relatives and friends who were innocently killed or injured because of your mistakes would want you to get what you deserved Punishment? Why do you have the nerve to scold your mother after eating and throwing bowls?"

When Ling Yuandong didn't know how to refute, Ling Yao turned to look at Ling Linhan:

"I know that many of you are thinking of defeating me, overthrowing the master's family, and giving Heng Nan a chance to be the master of the family. But... are you really ready?

"Don't look at your pure whiteness and innocence. You have never done anything wrong. When you become a superior, hold the power in your hands, and have to make a choice, not sacrificing a few to preserve the majority means sacrificing When the majority preserves the minority, or even perishes together... I don’t like to make the decision to sacrifice others, and I don’t like the family concept of the weak and the strong. You can really be ruthless, bear those infamy, and make the same decisions as me choose?

"Are you really able to accept your future self and become the second master who upholds the concept of the weak and the strong, have you become the 'evil dragon' in your mind? Or are you so confident that you will not become a person like me? Under such circumstances, can you lead the Ling family to continue?

"Little devil, I will not become the head of the Ling family, and I don't mind anyone becoming the future head of the Ling family—whether it is you or the people you support. Even if Heng Nan has prejudice against our branch, I still have plenty of time Wait for newcomers to be born one after another, and forget the hatred of the previous generation.

"But I will never allow the future of the Ling family to be handed over to someone who cannot bear this responsibility."

……

Ling Linhan doesn't quite remember how Ling Yao brought such a heavy topic back to life in the end, "The barbecue made by the protagonist is really a level of invincibility for girls." Remuneration" and other endless things; I don't really remember what kind of stimulation Ling Yuandong received, so he would be willing to sit here peacefully and finish sharing the roast chicken with them.

But he remembered that when Ling Yao left, he gave a cruel and truthful answer to his question that still had illusions:

"That's impossible. Didn't I say it earlier? We all have our own persistence and standpoints, and we all have things we must protect.

"How things will turn out in the end, who knows?

"Prepare for the worst and take care of the present, kid."