Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

"Ha-uh..."

In class, Yuan Tianzheng turned his back to the sky, opened his mouth and slapped a nondescript ha.

"Brother Zheng, you stayed up late again last night."

Lin Jiaxin, who was sitting behind him, poked Yuan Tianzheng's waist with his elbow with a playful smile.

"Which novel did you read recently?"

Yuan Tianzheng glanced at the Chinese teacher who was eloquent on the stage from the corner of his eye, then leaned his back back and whispered:

"It's still the "Great Way of the Universe". Old man Yuan will look through my reading records if he got my account password. I don't dare to read anything else."

"It's so boring. When you told me last time, I went to take a look. Isn't it just a cliche Long Aotian plot from a few years ago."

Lin Jiaxin curled her lips, disapprovingly,

"And with the author's update speed, I don't even like it to pass the time. Fortunately, you can persist."

"I don't watch much... It's okay to watch it with old man Yuan just for fun."

Lin Jiaxin muttered and seemed to want to say something else, when she saw the Chinese teacher on the stage suddenly cast a sharp gaze over her.The two bastards who were whispering to each other immediately sat upright like quails, as if they had always been such good students.

With this teacher's "bad name", at least in this class, Lin Jiaxin didn't dare to talk to Yuan Tianzheng.

Apart from the fact that he was not named and criticized by the teacher, Yuan Tianzheng was also relieved that the topic was interrupted in time.

Going on, he couldn't explain why such a "boring" novel made him yawn.

Not to mention that it would be even more embarrassing if Lin Jiaxin's big mouth found out that he was so excited that he didn't fall asleep for most of the night because he thought the villain was so handsome.

Even though there are countless fierce enemies, they are still as majestic as a mountain, and they have the potential to look down on the world and be invincible.Stepping on the void and holding a long sword as an order, thunder and lightning are like thousands of troops, listen to their orders and use them!

That kind of shocking scene will definitely make everyone yearn for the fairy dream.

Not to mention him, a novice who has just started to touch the Internet.

The only question is... so handsome, why is he a villain?

Although he did not read many novels, but in these few novels, it was enough to clearly convey a certain hidden point of view to him-the protagonist is unparalleled, wise and correct, and will have a bright future.

If it is transformed into a big old pigeon's statement, even if it is a toad, as long as it is the protagonist, it can be written by the author as a 9999 golden toad inlaid with pearls, paving gems, changing Fengshui and gathering popularity.

Conversely, the villains of the story are at least paranoid and wrong, and most of them end badly.

And the current plot of the novel, while making the staunch protagonist, the boy Yuan Tianzheng, envious of Ling Yao's fighting formation, feels very awkward at the same time.

If the villain is a villain, then he likes villains, which means that his three views are not correct; but if the villain is not so bad, wouldn't he be more sad when he sees the villain's bleak end in the future?

So sometimes Yuan Tianzheng also wonders, why don't Sister Fantonger and the others have such troubles?

Obviously, for adults, it is not difficult to clearly distinguish the gap between fiction and reality, and to maintain rational emotions about the fate of characters in novels.But for a child who has just entered the third grade, it may be more difficult.

But having said that, the novel is just a fictional "novel", and the characters are just "characters" on paper...

Is that really the case?

……

Ling Yao doesn't know right now that one of the juvenile jokers is feeling distressed because of him.After he won the battle of Tiankeng, while he arranged for the frontline soldiers to clean up the battlefield, he also immediately ordered the rear troops to move forward, preparing to push the camp directly to the vicinity of Tiankeng - the terrain here can be used to create an easy-to-defend An impregnable fortress.

Moreover, strictly speaking, this place is on the edge of Hengnan.When they push the demon army away from the Ling family's territory, this place can completely become a new garrison point for the main family in a remote area, and it is inconvenient for people from various tribes to infiltrate here directly.

This is very beneficial to them whether they are resisting the demons or dealing with other families.

Of course, as a conductor, most of the actual execution work does not require him to do it himself.

What's more, the only restless factor in the team, Ling Yueran, was "intimidated" by himself just now, and he probably won't jump around too much in the near future.

So after giving the order, Ling Yao left Xu Tingxin behind, and rushed back to Hengnan's frontline base camp with two or three guards.

Although under normal circumstances, the battle report would be brought back to the base camp by adjutants and couriers, there was no need for Ling Yao to go there himself.

But for one thing, according to the current situation, the demons will soon be kicked out of the Ling family's territory.At this time, the main pressure of resistance will fall on the official team of Wolong Kingdom. Their Ling family's strategic layout needs to be adjusted, and their troops will be withdrawn to ensure border security.

For such a big matter, it would be unrealistic for him not to come and talk to Ling Linhan in person.

What's the matter... He has achieved such a big phased result, and he heard the complaints say that Ling Linhan has encountered unprecedented troubles, can he not go to Hengnan in front of the brats? for a while?

As the saying goes, wealth and honor do not return to their hometowns, such as walking at night in brocade clothes... Forget it.It is said that this statement came from a big boss who finally died miserably in the world where he complained. He should not set up flags randomly.

But obviously, he still underestimated the "unprecedented big trouble" that the so-called protagonist encountered.

"What does this mean? Don't we here belong to the Wolong Kingdom?! Why do they push the demons that they find troublesome to us! It's crazy!"

When Ling Yao lifted the tent of the main tent in the base camp, he heard Ling Yuandong shouting in anger.

It seems that this guy's violent temper is not entirely aimed at himself... Ling Yao raised his eyebrows, and there was a sense of relief and watching a show.

"But the attitude of that group of people just now doesn't seem to be discussing with us..."

Ling Lianpeng, who was sitting by the side, pinched the Qingming acupoint, showing an anxious expression,

"Although the Ling family has gained momentum in the past few years, it is still weak in front of other families of the same level. They withdrew a large number of troops at this juncture and left the high-level demon clan to us to solve by ourselves. There must be other families behind it The shadow of power. With such a strong backer, how could they let go so easily?"

"I'm afraid it's not that they won't let go easily, but they won't let go at all! We don't have personal relationships with the officials, and we don't have a close relationship on weekdays, and we can't come up with better things to please them. No matter how they choose..."

Ling Bofeng frowned, and sighed as he spoke.

"But we have already contacted that high-level demon once. With it present, our strength is no match for the demon army! Otherwise, Brother Han and Fairy Bingling would not have been tricked last time and almost failed to return! "

"That's why those guys from Crouching Dragon Country want to take the blame even more. Even if we can't figure it out, we can take the lead for them and consume the strength of the demon army... Tsk. It's really a good idea."

The atmosphere in the tent was tense for a while, so that no one noticed that - such a big Ling Yao was sticking at the door.

Ling Yao looked left and right, and found that Ling Linhan was not in the tent, and immediately lost interest in staying here.

It's not that the things Hengnan and others are discussing are not important, but that what they said is really not nutritious, and the person who can finally make the decision is not here.He went in to intervene at this time, and it was either an embarrassing silence or a large-scale bickering scene - how boring, salted fish's time is very precious, right?

However, just as he was about to pull away and go outside to find Ling Linhan, a strange but familiar voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Senior Brother Ling Yao from Changling Sword Gate...?"

As soon as these words came out, not only Ling Yao turned his head to look at the person who spoke, but everyone in the tent turned their gazes over in unison.

Facing a large group of stares like needles, Ling Yao, who had failed in his plan to rub the soles of his feet, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a smile, and said to the woman in front of him:

"Long time no see, Ice Spirit Fairy of Purple Immortal Pavilion."

Don't look at this hesitant, soft and weak person who is quite jealous, he is already a person at the peak of Dongxu, how can he have bad eyesight so that he can't recognize him?

This is obviously acting, and it portrays him as a good young man into a big devil who will kill the person involved if he hears half a bad word!

In addition, Yin Ruobing has gathered a lot of hearts in Hengnan during this period of time, and he usually behaves quite strongly. If he shows weakness in front of him now, isn't it just adding fuel to the fire between him and Hengnan?

Especially those led by Hengnan are mostly a group of young boys who haven't finished their puberty... They are simply fooled by high-level beauty tricks!

There is nothing good in the world for no reason.Although the servants always say that this is a way for the "princess in the palace" to stabilize her "status in the palace", Ling Yao doesn't believe that the young master of the Zixian Pavilion has a special liking for Ling Linhan to such a play. The point of gimmicks.

Although we still don't know what Yin Ruobing's picture is, it is precisely because we don't know that it is more worthy of vigilance.

Therefore, without waiting for Yin Ruobing to speak again, Ling Yao directly took the conversation:

"I'm here to find Ling Linhan. Where is he?"

Yin Ruobing blinked, glanced to the side, and said:

"This... I'm not very clear..."

play!Just keep acting!It's okay to pretend that you don't know!You thought you were a Russian nesting doll!

It is indeed Ling Linhan's "official partner" or "prime palace" in the complaints, and the degree of annoyingness is almost equal to that of the protagonist!

Although Ling Yao himself often plays back and forth, saying a few yin and yang words to make others very angry - but is it the same to be angry at others, calculate others and be angered and calculated by others?

Who is not an internationally famous double standard for himself!

What's more, the other party's acting was so clumsy that he seemed to be provoking him, and there were actually "audiences" willing to join him. As a "professional", he really wanted to vomit.

Moreover, the essential reason that made him look down on this kind of "drama" is actually... Even if this girl is good at acting, so what?

If you pick up Hengnan's group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals to deal with you, will you be jealous or afraid?

Even the starting point is futile and ridiculous, so what qualifications do you have to be favored by yourself?

But for Ling Yao, who is well versed in this, the best way to deal with tricky tricks is...

"Since you don't know where he went, I'll wait for him here."

As Ling Yao said this, he actually got into the camp directly, and under the bewildered gazes of a group of people, he pulled away the chief seat's chair, sat down, and leisurely raised his legs, and began to perform The villain's "obligation":

"It doesn't matter whether he went to the brothel to listen to music or went into the water to fish, anyway, I'm not in a hurry, just wait until he comes back!"

"Do you think everyone is thinking about drinking flower wine at this time like you!"

Although the people next to him looked at him with foolish eyes—who likes to drink flower wine is not the focus now at all!

Sure enough, Ling Yao ignored Ling Yuandong's words at all, and instead waved at these people like coaxing small animals:

"Don't be restrained, everyone. Aren't you just talking about the official dumping of the Wolong Kingdom? Go ahead. Just pretend that I'm not here."

There is only one thing in everyone's mind: Isn't this a rascal! ?

It's fine if they didn't see it just now, but now this person is in front of them, and it's still their common "enemy". Who can really think that he doesn't exist!

And with this guy present, who would dare to talk about Hengnan's core interests?Isn't this a leak of secrets!

Fortunately, he sat on the chief seat as if he was the master, and he had already begun to "give orders" to them very naturally!

Yin Ruobing was also taken aback for a moment, obviously he didn't expect that Ling Yao would have broken his relationship with Heng Nan a long time ago.

In other words, relying on her absolute strength, Ling Yao didn't pay attention to people like Heng Nan at all - this actually showed that her scheming was at a disadvantage.

It's just that even the "lower multiplier" calculation has its meaning.

Ling Yao felt that Hengnan's unworthy "little guys" could not threaten him, so he was neither angry nor retaliated against their jumping feet, and focused all his eyes on Ling Linhan, who was qualified to be his opponent. .

Although this is an approach with a heart and a youthful spirit, it misses the impact of the environment formed by these people on Ling Linhan.

Perhaps Ling Yao felt that the relationship between himself and Ling Linhan was just a battle of strength, no matter how bad it was, it was just a loser.But once this battle is mixed with more elements of grievances and hatred, it is likely to evolve into...

The battle of life and death.

And since she can't fight this genius head-on, and wants to suppress other threatening sects for Zixian Pavilion, she must use all her bargaining chips, seize every opportunity, calculate every possibility, and use all her strength All the favorable factors are in your own hands.

Then, borrow a knife...

After a while, seeing that Ling Yao had no intention of leaving at all, he even repeatedly urged them to discuss how to deal with the matter of Wolong Kingdom full of curiosity——Ling Lianpeng finally couldn't sit still, and asked someone to invite Ling Linhan to preside over the overall situation up.

After all, no matter how much they didn't like Ling Yao, they really didn't have the courage to speak out in front of this unruly, unscrupulous, blunt and hard-to-refute boss without Ling Linhan's presence.

However, before Ling Linhan appeared, a person he did not expect spoke to Ling Yao first:

"Now that you've heard about our troubles, what do you think?"

The person who asked the question so calmly was actually Ling Yuandong!