Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

orphanage.Outside the activity room.

"Are there only these children? I remember that there are more than that many children on your roster?"

The middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes said so as he looked at the figures of children playing, running and cheering in the small room.

Although there was no superfluous expression, the dean who was standing aside could see a trace of impatience when he watched the other party loosen his tie from time to time.

However, even if the opponent's sense of oppression is strong, the dean doesn't care.

Adopting a child should have been a matter of your choice.Although he hopes that the children here can find a new family as soon as possible, there is no need to bow down to those who come to adopt them.

"Yes, Mr. Xin."

The dean pushed his glasses, and looked into the activity room.

"Healthy and lively boys under the age of eight, even more active and hot-tempered. The children who meet your adoption requirements are already here."

Middle-aged men have no objection to this.This was indeed his request to the orphanage.But the children in front of him still made him feel that something was missing.

He turned his head and stretched out his hand:

"The roster. I want to see it again."

The dean had been prepared for a long time and handed over the roster in his arms.

However, what the dean didn't know was that at this moment, the middle-aged man in front of him was still distracted listening to another voice:

"Urgent communication, the communication channel is forced to open.

"XR0037, this is the headquarters, please reply if you receive it. XR0037, this is the headquarters, please reply if you receive it."

The middle-aged man lowered his head, slowly turned a few pages, his brows were unfurled, and he said silently in his heart:

"Got it. Please tell me."

"It is detected that your system signal appears simultaneously in the K33108 world and the G13063 world. Please explain the reason. Is there any abnormality in the subsystem?"

Without changing his face, he continued to meditate:

"I submitted an experiment application report 10 minutes ago. The content of the experiment is to verify whether a subsystem can be artificially divided into two systems in a small world for use by two hosts. The overall system has approved this report by default. Because the experiment has just started, I just try to separate some functions of the system first..."

"Wait! What? The mark in the world of K33108 disappeared? Are you sure??"

Hearing the voice from the opposite communication, he was only slightly taken aback, and soon continued without changing his expression:

"It seems that the first step of the experiment failed. What a pity. It seems that the experiment on a whim did not work."

Now that the other imprint has disappeared, the people at the headquarters naturally relaxed their vigilance, and did not delve into whether the words of "XR0037" are true:

"Okay. Next time, please type up the report earlier. Otherwise, if there is an emergency, our side will also..."

"I can't get involved. Although Chen Nan is a voluntary applicant, I am not. I am just an ordinary person who was drawn. So you don't have to expect me to cooperate."

He interrupted the other party,

"If you really want to do something, you should come to these small worlds in person like Chen Nan, instead of huddling in the headquarters and pointing at others."

"...Okay, okay. Sorry. It's our duty to stay here."

"...Ha... Forget it. You just treat it as you. Close the communication."

However, just when he "turned off the communication" and looked back at the roster in his hand, his hand suddenly stopped, and a trace of astonishment appeared in his eyes.

The dean also noticed the abnormal behavior of the other party, and looked at the photo on that page with some curiosity, but soon showed a regretful expression:

"This child is six years old, and he originally met your requirements. However, he suddenly became seriously ill recently. He has had a high fever for many days and is currently hospitalized. But the doctor also said that his condition is not very good, and he may die. Leaving sequelae, I don’t even know if I can…”

But the middle-aged man didn't seem to have heard the dean's words, but instead became more determined:

"Is it convenient for me to meet him? If it is... I will adopt him and provide him with better treatment."

It was probably the latter sentence that moved the dean.He nodded and made a gesture of invitation:

"Then please come with me."

……

"...Take me to go through the formalities."

He wasn't sure whether what was in front of him was a one-in-a-million coincidence in this world, or someone's one-in-a-million luck.

But no matter which one it is, this is definitely the most suitable candidate.

I didn't expect to see you again...

"You have made sure...don't get me wrong. I hope more than anyone else that the child in the yard can find a new family and a new destination. I also believe that you will provide him with the best living conditions you can provide. But that kid is really not doing well right now, and I'm just worried that you'll... feel burdened and send him back in the end."

"will not."

However, the answer the dean waited for was unexpectedly firm,

"Does he have a name?"

Just looking at the other party's expression, the dean really can't see anything:

"Yes. When he was sent here, his name was engraved on the jade plaque on his body. We have always called him that. However, since you want to take him away, when the time comes..."

"...No need. Since the name already exists, there is no need to change it. What is his name now...?"

The dean pushed up his glasses.Maybe, it's really just this child who just happened to meet this person's eyes.

"It's called... Nanbotu."

……

Nan Botu, a name that sounds like a child of a family but is not very eye-catching.

——It is especially suitable for finding fault with the protagonist when he is looking for relationships with various families, suppressing the protagonist with his own status, and then being slapped in the face by the protagonist and his backers

The No. [-] scholar in the city was admitted to the National University of Medical Sciences, and the fourth year of insurance and research went smoothly. After graduation, he was going to work in a research institute. At first glance, he was a new seed in the medical field who was well-known and sought after by people around him.

——It is especially suitable when the protagonist comes out to act aggressively, relying on his "professional knowledge" to point out, dismiss, and sing bad words about the protagonist's behavior, and finally be slapped in the face by the protagonist's successful act of pretending.

——Or when one’s own level is too limited to save someone, he ridiculed and obstructed the protagonist who came out to save him in every possible way, and was finally slapped in the face by the protagonist’s perfect rescue.

This is Ling Yao's summary of his "new personality" positioning after living in this world for 18 years, with the "help" of Tucao servants.

In short, it is a cannon fodder.

It's hard to say whether he will die or not, but his face will definitely hurt.

...so why am I the villain!Why is it still a villain!

Ling Yao, who is also the "Nanbotu" in this world, almost slammed his phone angrily when he saw the last text message displayed on the screen.

And what he read was not ordinary text messages, but the "abnormal data storage pool" embodied by the system.

To put it simply, it is the "data garbage" created by the Tucao servants.

Of course, to explain these things clearly, we have to go back to 18 years ago—that is, "Nan Botu" was hospitalized with a high fever, and Ling Yao came to this world to start talking.

When Ling Yao woke up from the darkness, he "possessed" the boy named "Nan Botu" and lived as "Nan Botu".

Although this face is not much different from when he was "Ling Yao", his dantian, sea of ​​consciousness, and meridians run by spiritual energy - these things have all disappeared - or Ling Yao can't see it anymore.

And the "system" in his "sea of ​​consciousness" also lost its trace for a while.

When he tried to cultivate with the cultivation method in his memory, it didn't work.

Even, he couldn't even perceive the existence of spiritual energy.

This place is just like... the world that the Tucao servants live in.

In addition, although he does not have any memories of "Nan Botu" before he was six years old, the people around him accepted his existence without any grievances - no one has noticed that he is "Ling Yao" now, but Not "Nanbotu".

They would even reassure him that he lost his memory only because of the high fever that nearly killed him when he was a child—and not having memories of before the age of six is ​​not a big deal.

This made Ling Yao often have the idea that "everything in the great world of Mangsheng is just his imagination" for a long time.

After all, in this world, there are still many novels about cultivating immortals and practicing Taoism.Maybe he just saw these things before losing his memory, and subconsciously regarded them as his past after losing his memory.

But it wasn't until he was 12 years old that his eccentric adoptive father delivered him a new mobile phone as a birthday gift, and he received his first text message on this mobile phone...

It’s from 【How can I dove you if you’re all brothers】.

And the content of the text message convinced him - this guy is a big old pigeon.

Good guy, this screen name is called Zhuqizi!

But it was this text message that made him finally stabilize his thoughts:

He is Ling Yao.Ling Yao of Mangsheng Great World.That Ling Yao, who was tricked by Ling Xingran, possessed the "system" and "teaching service".

He is still alive, and his goal after surviving is to go one step further to the truth of this world.

However, when he was tremblingly waiting for the world to mess with him, he discovered——

Eh?Why is it still the "story" of Ling Linhan in the great world of Mangsheng?

And in the "system" of the mobile phone, the "story" that Ling Yao can look up is still only "The Great Way of the Universe".

Could it be that after "died once", what kind of "plot", what "protagonist", what "villain"... all have nothing to do with him? ?

And at that moment, what he thought was not how to achieve his goal in this situation, but——

What? !There are other good things.jpg

Cough!Of course, for Ling Yao, being able to restart a life is exciting enough in itself.Although he is a "salted fish", he can be regarded as a salted fish that can stand up anyway.Now that he has come to a strange world, he will naturally be curious about this place that is completely different from the world of Mangsheng.

Just saying that he can't cultivate and can't look inside makes him full of curiosity about the structure of the human body in this world.

then……

When he took the college entrance examination, he chose the National Medical University.What he thought at the time was: since you want to learn, you should go to the most professional place to learn!

Speaking of this, it is also one of the things he likes about this world: education in this world does not require such high talent requirements, and there is no threshold limit for wealth and status.As long as you are good enough, you can be taught by the best teachers as an ordinary person.

This is something that ordinary people can't even imagine in Mangsheng Great World.

But when he took the final exam in the first semester of his freshman year, he regretted it:

P professional!The books to be memorized at the end of the term are almost as tall as others! ! ! !

Fortunately, even though he couldn't cultivate, he still retained his outstanding memory, otherwise he would have performed a "Medical University Teaching Building, One Jump to Solve Thousands of Sorrows" on the spot!

It can only be said that the road I chose, I have to walk through it crying and kneeling.What's more, although studying hard, Ling Yao has indeed learned a lot of things that he has never understood or touched.

Ma Da, he no longer complains that cultivation is hard, why memorize and memorize medical professional books, it is a hundred times harder than cultivation!

He gritted his teeth and studied hard for four years in the university, and finally got the admission qualification with the top 15% grades in the college.

If you want to ask why Ling Yao insists on graduating from graduate school... that's because, according to his observations, although there is no difference in this world caused by cultivation realm, family background, status, wealth, education... These things still secretly attract people. It is divided into three, six, nine and so on.

Although this concept of hierarchy has never been clarified, and the form of expression is not as bloody and cruel as in the great world of Mangsheng-but it still exists.

As a salted fish with no background and no backer, if he wants to live a comfortable life in this world, he has to work hard on his own, get a good education and find a good job.

And in his rural era, when a college student can run a restaurant for a week, he can get a postgraduate diploma, at least come out and find a job, and he can live a carefree life with a good taste and no worries about food and drink.

So, study hard!Up every day!

Although that doesn't sound like blood at all.However, he is just an ordinary person in this world!

Isn't the life of ordinary people just like this, without passion?

And to put it another way, ordinary people like him, who work hard and study hard, and graduated from the National University of Medical Sciences, aren't they more passionate than bloggers?

In short, Ling Yao is very satisfied with the current situation of his life.At least during his graduate school years.

Until the year before graduation, his adoptive father suddenly sent him a message saying that the long-lost relatives of "Nan Botu" had found him and hoped to recognize him back to Nan's family.

Although Ling Yao is studying, he is not deaf to what is going on outside the window. He naturally knows that this so-called "Nan family" is one of the largest families in Fengcheng where it is located, and a toubob who controls many local industries.

Although Fengcheng is not as prosperous as the capital where he is located, and the location is also remote, but becoming one of Fengcheng's tyrants, the strength of the Nan family can be imagined.

It’s good that there is no such news, but with this news, Ling Yao became a little nervous:

etc!I am an ordinary person!It's very dangerous to suddenly become the young master of some big family who has been living outside for many years!

Your family is playing house fighting!Play Legacy Scramble!How about playing Succession Wars!I don't want to do it! !

But what can he do?He is now "Nanbotu".Although it is uncertain whether this body is his own rejuvenation or a person who looks exactly like him, but he is indeed living as "Nanbotu" now.

In terms of emotion and reason, he shouldn't be too indifferent when facing the "family" he hasn't seen in 18 years, at least he can't refuse to recognize each other for no reason.

But this also made him raise his vigilance a lot.

And after he graduated and entered the institute, the story finally turned——

[From: A handsome uncle (XXX is a string of numbers that are the same as the phone number, I will not write XXX afterwards)

["The Great Way of the Universe" is over.What's the next book? 】

【From: The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded

[It seems to be called before, "Urban God of Medicine"? 】

【From: They are all brothers, how could I pigeon you

[Looking at the brief introduction, a breath of ancient urban style rushes towards my face.After reading this brief introduction, you can guess the following plot: What ordinary college students saw the old man who picked up the ring, what learned peerless medical skills and spiritual power cheats that are not available in this world, what became a school bully and beat a classmate in the face and became famous in one fell swoop Ah, what started to practice and collect materials to gamble on stones to open jade, what alchemy and medicine to buy people's hearts in Baidao, what cures diseases and saves people so that beautiful women owe a lot of kindness, and then what kind of people who violently beat the world's martial arts system become gangsters—tsk tsk tsk~ 】

[From: I really don't have a recommendation ticket

[Well, I feel that after reading the copywriting of the big old pigeon, I have read at least the first hundred chapters of the whole book, thank you. 】

【From: The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded

[Master Piao, please hand over the title of the book, I want to see which book is only [-] chapters, and the ones I read before basically started with [-] chapters! 】

【From: What can't you do?

【...Then why not change the book? ...]

【From: A handsome boy

【ah?But I haven’t read this kind of article…]

[From: Do not talk about feelings, hurt money

【It doesn't matter.If the routines have been summed up, the book can still be popular, which means that this routine was loved by the readers of the year.Although it is not popular now, there are always lessons to be learned from it. 】

【From: Meal No.1

[OK~ Just listen to Brother Qian!I’ll read it right after I finish writing this manuscript~]

Ling Yao gritted his teeth, and randomly replied to one of the text messages:

[From: Nanbotu

[What is the protagonist's name?I'm afraid I'm looking for the wrong one. 】

[From: I really don't have a recommendation ticket

【Huh?Is this the new reader?The protagonist is Lin Tianyu's book.Now it has just been updated that the protagonist saved a "passer-by", and the "passer-by" recommended him to be a doctor in Fengcheng Hospital!But the protagonist said that he had already filled out the recruitment of the private hospital opened by Nan's family, and he was going to interview today, so he couldn't miss the appointment.Old Versailles]

... Fengcheng?South? !

The alarm sounded loudly in Ling Yao's mind:

Danger -! ! ! !