Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

late at night.Single dormitory.In front of the computer desk.

Ling Yao flipped through the junk messages... the phone text messages that complained, and typed something on the keyboard:

【Protagonist: Lin Tianyu】

[Identity: (Face) Fengcheng University undergraduate senior student. (Secretly) Qingyou Valley No.40 is the eighth owner of the valley. 】

"... Qingyou Valley?"

Ling Yao, who typed this line, thought for a while, and typed the three characters "Qingyougu" in the search bar of the browser.

Search results: Qingyou Valley Forest Park, Changming District, Yulan City.

"Ah...so it's a scenic spot...it's strange!"

Ling Yao scratched his head,

"But isn't this world a 'modern city'? Why is there such a title as 'Valley Lord' with a sense of martial arts and celestial beings?!"

He switched the computer interface back to the notebook, and wrote after this line:

[Character: Suspected of secondary illness. 】

"Then there is the protagonist's hack. Uh, would it be better to write 'ability'? It seems that I am more professional..."

[Ability: super medical skills of unknown origin and principle; photographic memory; appreciation of jade and antiques]

"These three should be the ones I know so far. Tsk, 'photographic memory' is a skill that our medical students dream of. To have this kind of ability is just to get a diploma. It's really low... Forget it , look at other things first."

He muttered and turned the text message inbox interface forward, and turned to a message from the big old pigeon, and then began to look down:

[From: They are all brothers, how could I dove you:

[Urban miracle doctor, the starting setting of the campus is generally like this: the sense of presence in the school is weak, because the school is not good/too good or very rich/poor, and does not cooperate with a small group, and is bullied by school bullies.

[The first step in the counterattack is to increase the learning ability of the protagonist and become/stabilize the status of the god of learning; then gain the force value above ordinary people, counter-kill those who bullied him/are ready to bully him because of his big show, and get a group of The younger brother who was rescued or envied his force value.

[In the second step, there must be a goddess on campus, but she has no intersection with the original protagonist.If the goddess is a good person, she must be curious about the sudden rise of the protagonist and take the initiative to approach the protagonist.The protagonist takes this opportunity to show his medical skills and promises to treat the goddess or her family and friends for a fee.Among them, because of the frequent contact with the goddess, the protagonist must be jealous and find fault with other men who like the goddess.

[The goddess is likely to beg the protagonist to pretend to be her boyfriend because she can't bear the disturbance.The protagonist agrees to the other party for various reasons (but definitely not because he likes the goddess), and then he is doubly jealous + finds fault. Common lines: "XXX, is your vision worse?", "Only a guy like him is worthy Do you belong to XXX's family background?", "If you are interested, leave XXX quickly", "You poor b is worthy to compare with my XXX (and then spend money)", "XXX, you can think clearly. If you marry this kid, my family But there will be no further funding balabala"...

[But the protagonist does not flinch, even when the goddess is about to give up because she is threatened, the protagonist must support the goddess to "pursue her own love", and then see through the offensive of these sour men, slap her face, and show her protection Flower charm, the last fake show is real, and I won the heart of a goddess~ Ji Cao, don’t be six, sit down! 】

【From: The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded

[Help, big old pigeon, you are not giving the routine author a chance to survive!A few hundred words have completely explained the tens of thousands of words of others! 】

【From: A handsome uncle

[I always feel that if you continue to shoot, you will not only hit the magic doctor stream, but also hit half of the ancient city stream. 】

[From: Do not talk about feelings, hurt money

[In fact, the routines of many online articles are similar.But if you want to write smoothly, the story has logic, and the characters have personality, it still tests the author's ability.As for writing well and writing well, it requires some innovation.I don't know how the author will handle this. 】

【From: What can't you do?

[The "goddess" in this book should be Zhou Yunyi, right? 】

【From: They are all brothers, how could I pigeon you

[bingo~ This is not over yet, there is a third step, that is, when the heroine sees the tricks, the abilities displayed by the protagonist must be favored by the bosses of all parties, and then try every means to win over the protagonist, please the protagonist, and bring the protagonist under his command .If the opponent's level is higher than the heroine's family background, the protagonist will use this to enter the next dungeon branch, such as higher-level families, martial struggles, black markets, military battlefields, secret teams, and so on. 】

[From: I really don't have a recommendation ticket

[Gangzhen, let's change the book, the whole book is out. Hey... Anyway, handsome uncle, your son doesn't dare to show him this.]

【From: The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded

[If I were the author, I would immediately change the outline overnight! 】

【From: Meal No.1

[Hey, but in this book, isn't there a school belle named "Chen Wenjie" in the school?Is it also this category?I think she is a villain! 】

【From: They are all brothers, how could I pigeon you

[Hahaha you idiot, you don't understand this, do you?What I just said was just a goddess created by good people, isn't there a goddess created by bad people?This Chen Wenjie belongs to this type.I'm telling you... @! #*&$@%#￥】

【From: The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded

[I just happened to be playing games at his house.This person has been knocked unconscious by me.Keep watching for updates. 】

[From: Do not talk about feelings, hurt money

[However, in the final analysis, as long as this type of article is a pure natural beauty, has a distinctive personality, has not established a deeper intimate relationship with other men, and finally falls in love with the protagonist, it is possible to be whitewashed by the author and become one of the heroines .Although the role of Chen Wenjie is very annoying now, in fact, there is no way to determine what camp she is in in the end.As for whether readers can accept this transformation, it depends on the author's screenwriting ability. 】

Ling Yao thought in his heart: Good guy, beauties in this world still have the privilege of whitewashing.

After all, he is also a "handsome guy" who is recognized as a "handsome guy" by complaints, but the more handsome he is, the more he is abused... Do handsome guys have no human rights? !

Can I apply to switch to the female channel?Girls should be friendly enough to handsome guys!There should also be a buff that can be forgiven for being handsome and doing anything!

After wishful thinking for a few seconds, Ling Yao tapped his temple sadly, integrated the information in this paragraph into the existing notes, and finally commented:

[Notable characters in the protagonist's relationships]

[Male: Fu Qi, Li Haibo]

【Female: Zhou Yunyi (Zhou Family)※, Chen Wenjie (Chen Family)※】

"By the way, Lin Tianyu, isn't he trying to build relationships with rich and powerful families through beauties? Why are all the girls who are related to him rich second-generation, and the men who are related to him are all poor people..."

Fu Qi doesn't need to mention it, it's nothing more than what the old pigeon mentioned before, the poor and hard-working man with a sick younger sister at home, and the glasses boy who is bullied by the school bully all day long.When the protagonist slapped the school bully in the face, he covered him and healed his sister, so Fu Qi instantly became the protagonist's loyal younger brother.It is estimated that the final direction is nothing more than being led away by the protagonist, becoming a rich and powerful person, and becoming more and more grateful to the protagonist.

But having said that, what kind of school is Fengcheng University? How can there be so many gangs and campus violence?

Not to mention that there is no one in the school... Isn't it true that none of these students are afraid of failing?Didn't they learn it? ?

Ling Yao still remembered that at the end of each semester, he had to carry a mountaineering bag of books and coffee, soak in the school library and study hard.And his roommate, Ma Shuai, who is the worst at studying, sleeps all day, goes to Internet cafes and nightclubs all day, and at the end of the semester, he has to squat honestly in the library, performing the special skills of contemporary college students-reading all the knowledge points in a semester in a week.

Yes, just read it.In the end, how many points can be obtained by relying on the little things in his mind... that can only depend on the teacher-student relationship.

People like Ma Shuai are definitely not going for graduate studies or scholarships. Why do they work so hard?Of course, it is because too many failed subjects will be repeated and expelled from school!No matter how much the teacher puts water, you will not be able to give you a passing grade if you hand in a ghost drawing talisman!

Otherwise, it would not be called releasing water, it would be called flood discharge.

So, doesn't Fengda have such a mechanism? !Or can they really release floods at will!Why are their students so idle!Exams are coming soon and there is still a chance to fight and go shopping to pick up girls!

Are they really living in the same world? !

cough cough.Take it away.In short, Fengda's campus atmosphere can be said to be quite bad, and Ling Yao also made a note of this kind of university in his heart.

However, such a school can be regarded as an excellent platform for the protagonist to pretend to be the limelight and accept the younger brother.And Fu Qi is the "little brother" who has the most roles in it.

As for this Li Haibo, it was even worse.That is the young thief who was picked up by the protagonist along the way.

The reason why they become thieves is probably because the original family was so noisy that there was no one to discipline them and no money to feed their stomachs, so they could only steal chickens and dogs and then sell them to the black market for money.As a result, walking by the river all the year round made the shoes wet—by chance, he reached out and stole the protagonist's purse, and was caught by the protagonist when he turned around.

Then the protagonist took pity on his life experience, educated the other party and gave him a "job": let him be a black market informant for himself, to help him obtain information and auction goods.

... This "job" is no better than sneaking around!

And helping the protagonist find information in dangerous places, it can easily turn into a convenient ending like "Even if I die, I will bring you the news"!

[Character: Take a neutral and supportive attitude towards legal gray areas; sometimes you can ignore the legal bottom line for your own interests. 】

Black market... Ling Yao's heart to call Yaoyaoling began to stir again.

But he finally endured it.

With the support of "Xin Ran", he grew up smoothly. Although he is enough to live independently in this world, he doesn't know much about the dark side of this world.In addition, he usually gets information from the Tucao slaves, and once thought that this world is the same as the world the Tucao slaves live in. The legal system is relatively sound, so that the idea of ​​"calling the police when you are in trouble" is simply ingrained. The vigilance of the dark mind has also been reduced a lot.

But now it seems that this world may not be so beautiful and simple.Even if he dialed out the report number...it may still be a good thing if there is no sound, and it is not known that he may be retaliated at the door soon.

So Lin Tianyu, the protagonist, will have this kind of personality... I can't say whether I like it or not, but at least he can understand it.

As for himself, I'm afraid he has to adjust his mentality and use some of the experiences and lessons he has accumulated in Mangsheng Great World.

But having said that, compared to Fu Qi who is set up as a tool person who "sets off the protagonist's kindness and generosity, and can support the people around him", Li Haibo's "role" is much more.If the guy who can help the protagonist directly connect with the black market can live to the end, maybe one day the protagonist will be "rewarded" and given him the status of a "black market owner"?

It also seems to be an object that needs to be focused on.

While thinking like this, he added an asterisk behind Li Haibo's name, and then continued typing on the keyboard:

[Story type: urban medical god flow.Suspected harem text. 】

[World view setting: the legal system is not perfect; the bureaucracy prevails in the system; 】

"Ah, sure enough...Compared with the great world of Mangsheng, this world's force value can't be improved, you can only rely on brainstorming... By the way, I have to record this too."

[Duplicate: School.black market.The Zhou family and their attendance at the party. 】

[Pay attention to whether there is any overlap with the gatherings that Nan's family participated in. 】

[Pay attention to the health of the heads of various families and their important relatives. 】

[Attention to the recent severe and strange disease patients in the city hospital. 】

"Since he doesn't have a medical qualification certificate and has been rejected by Nanrong Hospital, he probably won't come here at Nanrong Hospital. But the city hospital..."

Ling Yao touched his chin,

"Although it's not realistic to be a doctor, it's still possible to come in and see the world through human relations, and secretly treat a few intractable diseases. After all... just like what the teacher said, Fengcheng is indeed very chaotic, and it's very suitable for the protagonist Fishing in troubled waters."

beep ring bell——

Ling Yao couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

Let him work overtime again.In the middle of the night, it is not safe for people.

Although, as Yu Huisheng's student, he came to Fengcheng, and he was "down and out".But for Fengcheng Hospital, it was a "golden signboard".Although he should have been an intern for a few months honestly, but in order to attract more patients to the city hospital, the hospital leader decided to put him on the job as soon as he patted the table, and worked overtime.

Although overtime pay will definitely not treat him badly... But will Xianyu give up his rest time and money?

meeting.

"Xin Ran" has stated that after he starts working, he will no longer be provided with funding.If he still wants to buy a house in Kyoto as soon as possible, even if he studies all the subsidy policies, he has to start saving money.

Moreover, he is not a graduate now, so he can decide where to work by himself, no matter how crazy he is, he will have to survive the past two years.

After the phone rang three times, he hung up the phone and said slowly in a reluctant voice:

"Hello—? Director Luo—? What's the matter—?"

"Xiaonan, are you already asleep? That's really embarrassing. I called you at this time and woke you up."

There was not much apology in the voice on the other end of the phone.If I think about it, if I'm really sorry, I won't call someone at twelve o'clock.

"Ah...it's okay. What's the matter, please tell the director. I'm awake now."

Ling Yao didn't correct the other party's random guess after listening to the voice through the phone.Let the other party think that he is not sober after being quarreled, so that this person will not arrange too many night shifts for himself in the future.

"That's right. Xiao Nan, there is an operation at 08:30 tomorrow morning. It will be performed by Dr. Zhang from the Cardiothoracic Surgery Department of our hospital. An assistant just happened to be unable to come. Dr. Zhang also knows that you are an intern from the National Medical University and wants you to go up Give me a hand."

"...But am I not listed in the Department of Respiratory Medicine? And I remember that Dr. Zhang performed major operations, right? I am an inexperienced intern..."

Ling Yao couldn't laugh or cry.The leaders of this hospital really want to come out as soon as they come out.Even if he is a famous teacher, all the medical students in the school have been taught the operation of surgery, but how can that be compared with actually going to the operating table!

"Oh! What does it matter! Passing a knife and a cotton pad, what experience do you need! The main thing is to let you go and see! Besides, don't you have experience when you go there! Anyway, I have already talked with Dr. Zhang It's a deal! Remember to come early tomorrow!!"

Ling Yao didn't even want to complain about the saying that being an assistant is just passing a knife and cotton pads. If the assistant is really so good...why do you need a medical student!

But it's all about this, and it also shows that there is no room for Ling Yao to refuse.No matter how much he slandered, he had no choice but to respond:

"Yes... I'll be ready."

"Hey! That's right! This is the first time you have participated in a real operation! You must come here with high spirits! Make a name for our city hospital!"

If you want me to be full of energy... then you still call me in the middle of the night!are you crazy!

And he understood it.It is estimated that the person who will undergo surgery tomorrow is a big shot, and as Yu Huisheng's student, he is a movable type signboard, and put it up to make the boss feel at ease.

After all, no one has made it clear, how can the boss know whether this "student" is an intern or a regular doctor.After listening to the introduction, people will only think: Oh, the arrangement of this hospital is really thoughtful, even the students of Yu Huisheng can only arrange one assistant position...

Ha... On a certain level, it is indeed a good intention.

After chatting with the other end of the phone, Ling Yao finally hung up the phone.

"After a long time, I don't seem to have time to take care of the protagonist's affairs...I'd better leave Nan Bohong to deal with matters related to the Nan family."

He pouted, saved his notes and sent an email to Nan Bohong, then turned off the computer and prepared to sleep.

But at that time, he would not have thought that he would soon take care of the protagonist's affairs.

Because the case he is about to come into contact with... In the future, it will be the first questioning stone for the protagonist to "brilliantly shine" in the medical world.