Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

The living room of a certain pigeon's house.on the sofa.

"Brother Qiao, didn't I already send you my script? I gave it to you under the pressure of ddl! I've said it all, I'm going to have fun after I finish writing this book. At this time, I am on the beautiful beach of the Maldives. You call Is it inappropriate to call me to press me for a new script?"

After speaking, he reached out to grab a handful of potato chips on the coffee table, and stuffed them into his mouth leisurely.

"Are you eating potato chips on the beach in the Maldives? And it's a domestic long-distance call?! Hurry up and hand over the outline of the new script! You promised me to write an absolutely perfect script this time!!"

"...I'm not used to eating food abroad, so I bring some snacks to fill my hunger. Besides, I'm so sloppy, I don't write if I don't want to, how happy and chic..."

"The contract has been negotiated and you come to tell me this?! You are very famous, and the background of the studio is not small. Maybe you can stop letting me offend people for you!! You have to wait until you can't get rid of it Are you willing to write?"

The pigeon spirit secretly rolled his eyes.

He still needs to play games, read novels, chase fandoms, and chat with his friends from the Routine Tucao Team... There is rice at home, so he has no motivation to work at all.

But this master was urging too hard, and he really had a headache when he heard it.Before Qiao Yu could say a few more words, he immediately took the phone away, pretending to shout at the top of his voice:

"Ah? Ah?! What are you talking about?? I'm abroad now, the signal is not good, Brother Qiao!! Hang up now! Let's talk about it later!——"

beep.beep.beep.beep.

"Tsk. Annoying. Two-dimensional netizens are still interesting."

The pigeon spirit didn't have the self-consciousness of fooling people, and threw away the empty packaging bag, stretched, and opened the chat group on the phone.

The numbers in the little red circle are slowly rising.

[Dining No. 1: I don’t know if it’s because I really don’t like this kind of subject matter... I think that although the grades of this book are better than "The Great Way of the Universe", I feel that the writing is much worse than "The Great Way of the Universe".Or did the market really have such a weird preference when this book became popular?The author always likes to write about how college teachers are bought by money, how the police flatter the rich, and how doctors look down on the poor... Although there are always some moths in all walks of life, but his reversal is that the protagonist has a bigger backer Backing up, purely relying on officials to crush people to death, makes people feel even more uncomfortable. 】

[What can't be done: same.This kind of feeling is probably that there are bear children making a lot of noise in public places, and you want to see the parents come out to control their children.What they saw was that after the parents showed up, they came up and beat the children violently without asking the reason or educating them. People just wanted to call the police immediately after seeing it. 】

[I really don't have any recommendation tickets: it's too real...]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Where is the old pigeon?If he doesn't come to complain, I feel that this article will be unreadable!What kind of nepotism and PY transactions, how can the protagonist meet alone?It's really a waste of the protagonist's physique not to work in the Disciplinary Inspection Commission. 】

The pigeon spirit curled her lips a little aggrieved: Then what should I do, he was rushing to finish the manuscript some time ago?

It's all Qiao Yu's fault!

[I really don’t have a recommendation ticket: In fact, I’ve also seen miracle doctors in the early years. To be honest, the hero of this book at least didn’t take advantage of beautiful women by visiting a doctor all day long, or even take off her clothes and do things like that. He is already very civilized.And he learned medical skills after working hard anyway, not the kind who doesn't know the principle, just relies on cheating to save people and get all kinds of benefits for himself, and doesn't treat other doctors as human beings... Of course this is the case. The main character is not a good guy either. 】

[Meal No. 1:? ? ?Is there such a thing? ! ! ! 】

[The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded: Hello, yes.I threw up after watching a hundred episodes.Young and ignorant! 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: Hello, there are.Looking back now, I actually managed to finish it, and I threw up too.Young and ignorant! 】

[They are all brothers, how could I love you: Hello, yes.Otherwise, how can we say that the genius doctors basically have a harem?The author may think that the protagonist lives in a feudal dynasty, and a beautiful woman will fall in love with the protagonist as long as she is touched and seen.Every time I study this kind of novel, I wonder whether the readers of this kind of book feel that they are more handsome than the protagonist and more talented, so if they are replaced, they will definitely be unconditionally posted by beautiful women to get a sense of refreshment. 】

[Meal No. 1:?Big old pigeon, did you really do research instead of just complaining? 】

[What can't you do:?Big old pigeon, did you really do research instead of just complaining? 】

[The bid for the Olympics has finally succeeded:?Big old pigeon, did you really do research instead of just complaining? 】

[I really don't have any recommendation tickets:?Big old pigeon, did you really do research instead of just complaining? 】

[They are all brothers, how could I dove you:? ? ?What image do I have in your mind? 】

[A handsome uncle: Let me clarify for him, he was indeed a serious researcher before, otherwise Brother Qian and I would not have recruited him into the group.But since he came in, the atmosphere in the group has become strange... Both of us, Hin, expressed regret.jpg]

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: But the flow of supernatural doctors has already begun to decline.After all, the social environment has improved, the quality of readers has improved, and the ability to empathize with this hodgepodge of pretending to expose the dark side of society has also declined.Moreover, there are so many good works now, and readers are becoming less and less willing to buy novels like this kind of novels that fabricate fantasy about the real world view and elevate the status of the protagonist by reducing the intelligence of villains and discrediting various special groups.On the contrary, the more scientific stream of western medicine, even the novels written by doctors and authors, has become more and more popular in recent years. 】

[Dining No. 1: ...It's actually hard to say.I was so surprised because I don't know much about the works of the male channel, but there are a lot of brainless and embarrassing cool articles in the female channel. Ah, the principal, the general manager, etc. are all expelled, or they change their ways to get revenge ten times and a hundred times after being scolded for a few words... Although there are often people who scold the plot, there are still people who pay the bill.

[Dining No. 1: I really don’t know why these readers are happy watching this kind of plot. I only feel that I am getting closer and closer to mania after watching it. Indeed, I often have the idea of ​​destroying the humanity of the hero and heroine (vomit soul.jpg) Anyway, the current market is really hard to fathom... maybe one day everyone will start to fry strange things again! 】

[What to do: ...Anyway, this kind of thing, watch less.Not conducive to physical and mental health]

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeonhole you: It’s a real hammer, this kind of cool article has a nickname: "Hypotension Treatment Center"]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: I really can't read too many brainless articles. If I read too much, I feel that it is really cool to directly level the world! Bong! 】

[I really don't have any recommendation tickets: Calm down, brother, calm down...]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: And don't you all feel strange?The protagonist said that there must be medical ethics and that patients should be treated equally. Why has he saved either rich people or beautiful women from the beginning of the chapter to now?And he looks down on those who go through the relationship and open the back door. Why, facing the courtship and rewards of the family, the olive branch of the black market boss, and the privileges given to him by the police, he said that I didn’t save people for this, but then at the critical moment, he was so angry. Rely on these social resources to slap the villain in the face and pretend to be forceful, to show your ability? Excuse?Since this is the case, don't flaunt your morality?Do you vomit? 】

[Don't talk about feelings, hurt money: Indeed... It's a good thing Shuaishu didn't let his son read this book.It is not suitable for children who have not developed three views. 】

[They are all brothers, how could I dove you: Yes!If this child really believes in learning, then the family can basically only prepare to have a second child—oh, the handsome uncle seems to be planning a second child...]

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: Some people probably forgot that the handsome boy is not not in the group, but is just preparing for the final exam recently? 】

[It’s all brothers, how could I hate you: =X=It’s over, 3 minutes have passed, and I can’t withdraw it.Look at my water group Dafa! ￥#$@%￥#*&…]

[A handsome uncle: It's not that good works can't be found now, with me staring at them, how could it be possible for him to read this kind of article...]

[What to do: updated.There is a very familiar name among the characters on the stage. I don’t know if it was mentioned before but I don’t remember it. 】

So the main front of the chat was quickly transferred to the comment area of ​​"Urban God of Medicine":

[Dining No.1: Huh?I thought it was my illusion!That Nanbotu is right!But has anyone with the surname Nan appeared before? 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games is finally successful: Good guy, I don’t know why, the moment I saw this guy sending the protagonist into the game, I felt like I was reading a real cool article]

[What to do and what not to do: One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed]

[We are all brothers, how could I hate you: But according to this type of writing routine, if the protagonist used to help the police station solve troubles before, it is estimated that he will enter the situation for a while, except for being misunderstood in the future so that the protagonist can come out and pretend to be forced Slapping in the face has no real impact... I really don't know if the author wants to show that the protagonist has a good connection in the police station, or wants to show that there are moths in the police station (rolling eyes.jpg)]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: ... Sure enough, it is still the world's nuclear peace? ! ! 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: that private hospital seems to be run by Nan's family, but the protagonist was rejected after one round of interviews, so he must have never met anyone from Nan's family.But looking at it, I guess it is also a typical villain. 】

[A handsome uncle: ... How do I feel, it seems that this ID appeared in the comment area? 】

[They are all brothers, how could I pigeon you: Nanbotu, No.2?Hahahaha, is this name abbreviated for convenience? Hahahaha]

The big old pigeon with a blank expression while typing hahahaha and clicking send in his hand suddenly stopped the movement in his hand at this moment.

If he remembered correctly, a certain villain who suddenly appeared in the comment section in the last book was also given a numerical code name by him?

Isn't this author a bit of a bad taste...

……

"Ah...Are these people so idle? How did they get hundreds of replies within 10 minutes..."

At this moment, Ling Yao, who finally had the opportunity to return to the lounge, was looking at his phone that he had neglected for a long time.The SMS box has already exploded, and even new messages are constantly popping up.

He had just solved the mess left by Lin Tianyu and completed the police records, and then there are questions from Director Luo and Dr. Zhang waiting for him.Seeing the random comments made by the Tucao servant now, he just feels dizzy, wishing he could just pass out and cheat a day of sick leave.

Then he saw that he had a new nickname, "No.2", and felt dizzy even more.

If he can still hang out in the next life, is it possible that he will still be called No.3 in the next world?

Is this a coincidence, or is it also an arrangement of "fate"?

This made him not only think wildly, if the development of "character fate" in a certain world is controlled by the "author"; then people like Xin Ran who have a system and shuttle between worlds, they throw away their role Is the final fate in someone's control?

And he, an unlucky guy who was created by Xin Ran with illegal means and was tricked into the "villain team", only has a system with less than half of the authority in his hands, and there is a huge bug in the system that cannot be solved.

What is his fate outside the "role setting"?Constantly travel through time and space like these system hosts?Being numbered?

However, this proposition seemed too broad, so he didn't think deeply about it.After all, the development of the world he lives in now is the top priority.

In the big world of Mangsheng, fate is fierce, even if he has the advantage compared with the protagonist, he still escapes from death; but in this world, he still cannot avoid confrontation with the protagonist.

And unlike the previous life, Lin Tianyu and Ling Linhan are not the same type of protagonist at all: he has scheming and artifice, but his moral bottom line is very weak.On the other hand, as a "villain", because he didn't understand the way of "cultivation" in this world, he wasted more than [-] years as a "traveler" who could have seized the opportunity.

What should he do to protect himself and the people around him as much as possible?

Although he has courage and confidence, it is impossible not to be troubled by it.

In addition to stepping up to catch up with the protagonist on the short board, he has to use his own advantages to have a chance to compete with the protagonist who is rushing forward with the plug-in.

...does he have an advantage?Looks more handsome than the main character?Lost more hair than the main character in college?

Ling Yao suddenly looks handsome and holds his forehead.jpg.

Thinking about it this way, he really deserves to be created from the source of Mangsheng's great world.After so many years of salting fish in Mangsheng Great World, he can still fight the protagonist for [-] rounds; in exchange for another world, he studied hard for so long, but found that what he learned did not touch the meaning of this world at all. The core mystery has nothing to do with the energy system that really "promotes the development of the main line". If you want to catch up with the protagonist, you have to learn from scratch...

It's so difficult for him, no wonder his surname is "Nan".

But according to this setting, he might not be a cannon fodder to be slapped in the face in this world.It seems that when the time comes, I have to go to the Tucao servants to set a routine, to see what the general ending of his type of "character" is, and whether there is any death flag.

Ling Yao finally browsed through all the text messages in a hurry, and was going to go to Zhang Ruihua first.

Although he didn't feel that he had done anything at the time, he still had to give him the face of an expert.In his desperation, he contradicted him a few times, and overstepped his status to grab so many words. He also held back his temper and didn't get angry on the spot, making the matter out of control. He always wanted to give someone an explanation after the incident. Say sorry.

And no matter how angry Zhang Ruihua was at that time, at least he stayed and watched Lin Tianyu finish his tossing.It shows that although the old man has a temper, he is not unreasonable.

Compared to Zhang Ruihua, he was more worried about how to deal with that old fox Luo Hongxin.

Sure enough, Ling Yao's active explanation and apology put Zhang Ruihua, who was originally a little bit resentful, in a good mood.

Zhang Ruihua also knows that he is old, so sometimes he just wants to save face.Even if Ling Yao didn't give any explanation about this matter at that time, he still had his reasons, and no one could make a mistake on the surface.But if Ling Yao really doesn't come today, he will definitely feel uncomfortable in his heart; when he sees this junior in the future, although he won't make things difficult, his face will definitely not be good-looking.

But Ling Yao came.He is in good health now, and his praises are beyond words. He repeatedly praised young people for being well-educated, respecting the elderly, having medical ethics and caring for the safety of patients, and whether he performed well in the professional field. The students are like this, and they have to be envious.

This makes Ling Yao, who has been an old expert for the past two lifetimes combined, can't help but blush, and can only say dry and polite words such as "no no no", "where is there", "no, no", etc. respond.

It's no wonder that the "author" arranged for Lin Tianyu to meet Zhang Ruihua the first time he "grabs the head".

The old man is professional, has a temper, and has a good face. He is most suitable for being stubborn and taunting the protagonist at the beginning of the scene; but he obeys his reasons, admits his mistakes, and never hides his likes and dislikes.As long as the protagonist succeeds in the counterattack and proves that his medical skills are reliable and efficient, the old man will not hesitate to praise him, he will definitely praise the protagonist, paving the way for the protagonist to achieve a high status in the medical field in the future.

However, Ling Yao was not the "protagonist", and he didn't have the thick skin to listen to an old expert like Zhang Ruihua blowing rainbow farts to him, so he quickly tried a way to change the subject and asked him if he had any opinions on Lin Tianyu's medical skills.

Of course, this is not all to change the subject.As the only person in the hospital who had seen Lin Tianyu practice medicine, Ling Yao also wanted to hear what authoritative experts had to say about this never-before-seen medical system.

When Lin Tianyu was mentioned, the old man immediately put on a straight face. He first reprimanded him for harming others and himself by practicing medicine illegally, and then scolded Lin Tianyu for being an arrogant young man who didn't know how to respect the old and love the young. A blush with a thick neck, what a pity for such medical skills.

But even if he heard the words belittling Lin Tianyu, Ling Yao could tell that the old man was very optimistic about Lin Tianyu's medical skills.

That’s right, two needles can revive or even cure coronary heart disease. From the perspective of the development level of modern medicine, it can be described as a near-magical skill.

"Although the reason is not clear yet, according to the data report, Ren Chongrong has indeed recovered very well! At least it shows that this treatment method is indeed feasible! If such a technology can be promoted, I don't know how many people can be saved! It's a pity that the boy With a high-minded temper and a risk-taking style, he will never spread his housekeeping skills and cut off his "money career". It's a pity, it's a pity!"

Ling Yao thought to himself, even though he only saw it once, this Ruihua is quite accurate.According to the routine of the genius doctor, combined with Lin Tianyu's own personality, even if this guy really took in his apprentices, he would probably teach him some superficial things, so that the apprentices would support him, win people's hearts, and show his broad mind.

But even so, until the day when this medical skill is "prospered" and "widely spread", it may have to be around the "finale"—not to mention Ling Yao, a villain full of flags, even the "tool man" Zhang Ruihua It may not be possible to wait until that day.

If you want to get involved in this medical system that is specially prepared for the protagonist alone and used to pretend to be aggressive, it will definitely not work to directly start with the protagonist.

Then there is only another way:

"This person claims that his medical skills are inherited from Qingyou Valley, which is the pinnacle school of ancient medicine, but in the information I checked, it seems that he has never seen the name of Qingyou Valley. I once heard my brother mention that this person claims that acupuncture is just an auxiliary , prescribing medicine is only tonic, and more importantly, it uses the energy called 'Qi' to regulate the human body, which I have never heard of. I don't know if you have any idea about this?"

Zhang Ruihua frowned, and replied with some uncertainty:

"If 'Qi' was really widely known in the medical field, I'm afraid that today's medical system would have changed a long time ago. But Qingyougu... I didn't remember it at the time when I was angry, but looking back now, it seems that I have heard it somewhere. It seems to be... the mentor of the president of the Xia Guo Traditional Chinese Medicine Association?"

"Ah? What association?"

Ling Yao was a little dumbfounded.Anyway, he is also a student of the National Medical University, and the National Medical University also has a major in Chinese medicine.But he seems to have never heard of such an association?Does this sound weird?Could it be that he is out of date?

Zhang Ruihua squeezed his eyes mysteriously:

"It's an illegal non-governmental organization that is bluffing and deceiving everywhere. You have to hear about it! Those individuals are not without real skills. There are even a few well-known professors and experts, but they mainly just put on their titles. Give yourself and the rich people who invest in a face, and then occasionally engage in some health activities, recommend some health care products to deceive the rich. In the early years, some TV stations with unknown reasons invited them to be on the show!

"Anyway, they didn't make any big troubles. The superiors have always turned a blind eye to them. Those of us who work seriously, don't interfere with them, and generally ignore each other. If it weren't for old friends The student was almost tricked into working in the past, and when he came back, he poured bitter water on him, and he chatted and told me, how do I know these things? My friend said, that the president is always talking about it, saying that he is a disciple of Qingyou Valley, His medical skills are superb. Don't talk about treating others, just looking at him makes him not sober."

Ling Yao felt six points floating above his head.

Well, this sounds like it should be in the game, but it matches the protagonist very well.

It's not that Zhang Ruihua didn't understand what Ling Yao asked him, but he also knew that there was no rush:

"Boy, don't go to that Lao Shizi's association for some clues. What if they-hey~! You will be in bad luck! Let me say, that kid is lucky this time, blind cat It is not known if it hit a dead mouse. Otherwise, the medical community has never heard too much noise after so many years, it is really abnormal."

Ling Yao nodded.Although he knew that Lin Tianyu was definitely not a blind cat bumping into a dead mouse, but he didn't intend to really go to be some kind of "undercover agent" to toss himself.And if the illegal organization overturns, he will not be able to clean up by jumping into the Yellow River.

Since the clues to "Quiet Valley" are unclear, let's start with "Qi".Although there is no research progress in the medical field, those families that have been passed down for hundreds or even thousands of years must know some inside stories.

It seems that this year, I really have to go back to Nan's house.

== Boring Tips ==

In order to prevent accidental injury, I deliberately searched the announcement on the official website of the Ministry of Civil Affairs. In reality, the "○ National Association of Traditional Chinese Medicine" is indeed suspected of being an illegal social organization (18 years old). Of course, I don't understand what it did.

In addition, I scanned the list and felt that the names of these illegal organizations are either bluffing or super nonsensical, which is quite interesting 2333