Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

【"Shouldn't anyone come up with any crooked ideas this time?"

Lin Tianyu flicked his wrist, and looked at the man in black who had just been thrown to the ground by him with somewhat annoyed eyes.

"This is already the fifth wave. There should be a limit to temptation, right?"

"I can't tell which side it is from. There is nothing on my body that can prove my identity. It seems that it is not from the previous waves."

The little golden dragon hopped back and forth on several lying people, rummaged around with its tiny paws, and pulled down a lot of things.

"Hey, there are quite a lot of treasures on these few. Then the deity will accept it with a smile."

Lin Tianyu glanced at it.

"Hey. Why! Since they dared to rob them, they should have the consciousness of being robbed by others, right? Besides, the posture just now, I believe that they are here to kill people and seize treasures. If we put it in the past, this kind of dissatisfaction The well-intentioned guy has been killed by me long ago. Now my temper is much better, just beat me up and get some compensation. No, no, no, no, why are you still staring at me! I won't give it to you!"

"Forget it. Just take it if you take it. In other situations, you should restrain yourself. You can't take everything."

Lin Tianyu shook his head, turned to look elsewhere,

"But having said that, why hasn't Xiao Hai appeared yet? Didn't we agree to meet today?"

"Worried about that brat? You might as well worry about your artifact!"

Seeing that Lin Tianyu no longer paid attention to his search for treasures, Xiao Jinlong immediately went downhill and turned to this new topic,

"Are you still planning to continue to wait here? If you don't take action, you may not be able to encounter this opportunity again in the future."

Lin Tianyu seemed a little hesitant.But at this moment, the shrunk divine cauldron in his arms suddenly began to tremble.

Seeing Lin Tianyu's expression changed, Xiao Jinlong also became serious:

"What? Got a new reaction?"

Lin Tianyu did not answer, but slowly closed his eyes, cast his consciousness on the cauldron, and felt the ripples from the cauldron resonating.

inhale.exhale.inhale... exhale...

The frequency of lung heaving decreased little by little, while the rippling sound became clearer and clearer.There is no light in front of his eyes, but the path outlined by the ripples has been laid out in front of his eyes.

But at the end of the road, a bright light suddenly lit up.

He opened his eyes suddenly.

"it's here!"

He immediately turned and ran.The little golden dragon who was still playing with the stolen treasures was also taken aback by his actions, then hastily put away the treasures, and ran after him in a hurry.

……

"Master...the black market is just ahead, our people are afraid..."

Li Jiaheng narrowed his eyes, glanced at the man, and held his displeasure in his tone:

"With so many people chasing him, how can he escape? Does the Li family support you for nothing?"

"This subordinate is dereliction of duty! Please punish the second young master!"

The leading man immediately knelt down on one knee and lowered his head even lower.The men in black behind also knelt on the ground.

"Okay. I'm just an idler raised by the Li family. If you want to be punished, it's up to me. Think about it for yourself, how to deal with the owner and my good-for-nothing brother. That idiot suffered from other people's losses in the black market , when I led people back to rescue the scene, I was almost blown up inhumanely by my good brother. Now that bastard has escaped, do you think he will let you go lightly? Tsk..."

The leading man seemed to tremble a bit, but he didn't say anything after all.

Although they have seriously injured the illegitimate son who attacked Li's convoy and almost assassinated Li Jiahe, even if the other party is not seriously injured and died, he is doomed to be disabled for the rest of his life-but as Li Jiaheng said, their violent temper, cloudy and sunny The uncertain young master will never be satisfied with such a result.

"Okay. The black market is indeed not where the Li family goes in and kills people if they want to. Just send a few people to sneak in and see if they can track the other party. He can't hide in the black market for the rest of his life, can he? Find a chance to kill people Just drop it."

Li Jiaheng curled his lips, turned his head and started talking to himself,

"Li Haibo...ha, the illegitimate children are so big. My cheap father really can't control his lower body, he will bring troubles to the family. Who does he think he can sit in this position today? If my mother finds out and pulls the Wang family to divest in a fit of rage, who are they going to find to fill those holes? Heh..."

The leading man seems to be used to Li Jiaheng's "disrespectful" soliloquy.He immediately ordered his subordinates to sneak into the black market, and then waited respectfully for the other party to issue orders.

And Li Jiaheng finally broke away from his thoughts, and waved to him:

"Okay, let's go. Isn't there a saying... Ugly daughter-in-law has to see her in-laws too? There's no point in staying like this any longer. Go back and report to your life."

……

Lin Tianyu followed the guidance of the artifact, and saw two figures at the end of the light.

"Dandan Dandan... alchemist?!"

One of the middle-aged men with round eyes stared at him dumbfounded, disbelief written all over his face.

The other person is a young man wearing sunglasses.The other party pulled down the temples of the glasses, frowned and looked at him:

"...Who are you? Looks like...you're looking for me?"

"No, haven't you seen it just now! This is the alchemist just now..."

The middle-aged man looked like he had seen a ghost, but his voice quickly dropped.

"Okay. It seems that you are indeed the master just now. However, this is even more strange. How do you think, I am not the person who will have anything to do with Master Alchemist, right?"

Lin Tianyu looked at the man in front of him.

Couture sunglasses.Trench coats, trousers and leather shoes from luxury brands.Incongruous yet regal jeweled cufflinks.

His expression was a little vigilant, but he was not vigilant enough in a place like the black market; there was greed and temptation on his face, but he seemed too undisguised.

The young master of a rich family without much brains, loves to show off, greedy for cheap, trying to prove himself with something, but his ability is limited, but he is somewhat self-aware and knows how to judge others.Lin Tianyu can tell what kind of person the other party is at a glance.

A person who can be bought by interests.

"You don't need to underestimate yourself. I didn't come to you for no reason. Although you have recognized me, let me introduce myself. I am indeed the 'alchemist' who just appeared in the auction house. My real name is... It is not convenient to disclose at this time. I am here this time to make a deal with you. If you still have questions about me after listening to the terms of the deal, I will answer all your questions, and I will tell you everything. .”]

(From "Urban God of Medicine" Chapter 131 - Fire Spirit Cauldron, complete form!)

What a good one who answers all questions, knows everything, and talks endlessly.That's really nice to say.

Anyway, making up nonsense is also an answer, talking nonsense is also talking, and nonsense is also counted... Those who have made you eight skinny, it is really like telling the truth to "strangers".If I hadn't held the script in my hand, who the hell would know whether the three you mentioned was actually three or two or even one.

Ling Yao rolled his eyes suddenly in his heart, and almost couldn't hold his expression on his face, so he had to pull off his sunglasses, pretending to be a little interested, but he didn't want to show too much care:

"Okay. You can talk about it first."

Probably because he didn't regard himself as an imaginary enemy right away, Lin Tianyu showed the most polite and polite attitude since Ling Yao met him, and even showed a bit of flattering mood, and offered a generous reward, wanting to get the Fazhu Trade over.

This made Ling Yao couldn't help thinking, so you kid can also speak human words well.How come when I see Lao Tzu normally, I explode at one point?Is this the chemical effect after the protagonist meets the villain?

Uh...not right.Shouldn't it be me, the "villain", who "bombed" first?

In fact, the terms of the transaction proposed by Lin Tianyu are not unreasonable - a set of elixir, all kinds of medicines; a jade token is also included, and in the future, he can find a free consultation with the descendant of Qing Yougu unconditionally.

Especially for Lin Tianyu, a squishy ghost, letting him see a doctor for free is more rare and rare than any elixir.

For Ling Yao, this transaction is really a big profit.After all, both of them knew the price of the magic treasure beads and the price of a bottle of elixir in the auction.

Judging from Zhang Zhibo's performance, even if he is like most people, he has never heard of Naoshizi's Qingyougu, and his mouth is already drooling after only hearing the first half of the sentence.

No wonder there are people in the world who take the risk of breaking the law and want to be a scalper... Besides, he is not breaking the law.

But it is still necessary to disguise yourself:

"Ahem...well, I'm really tempted. But... this dharma bead, when I got it, I've already made a contract. Now that I'm handing it over to you, it won't leave me with any side effects or sequelae, right? That's not okay."

Zhang Zhibo was shocked on the spot: Nima, you and Baozhu formed a contract just to bargain here! !

Lin Tianyu probably didn't expect that as an "ordinary person", he would directly form a contract after getting the orb.Although this kind of bond is not difficult to solve and does not cause much harm to the contractor, it still needs a headache for a day or two.This time, he was negotiating a deal with him, and there was nothing he would not cooperate with. He couldn't be shy and tell him that there were no side effects at all, and deceive him into making this deal, right?

But this guy looks... It's really possible to reject him because of that headache.

Just when Lin Tianyu was in a bit of a dilemma, Ling Yao changed the subject and asked suddenly:

"Speaking of which, if I remember correctly, the treasure that was auctioned at the end of the auction, that what... Enlightenment Monument? You bought it, right?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone present turned to look at him with an expression similar to "you're thinking about shit".

Ling Yao shrugged:

"Hey, hey, don't think of me so greedy, okay? I still know how to measure it. How could the lion ask you for such a valuable thing? I just, um... want to see what has been sold for hundreds of millions. What does the thing look like.

"You also know that in order to bid a high price for that thing, the auction house didn't release a single photo of the details. From a distance, it's just a stone. What can you see?"

As he spoke, he gestured exaggeratedly with his hands,

"I didn't see it at first, so I didn't see it. But then I met someone outside the auction house. Just to take a look at that thing, I begged the staff there for almost an hour. This didn't arouse my curiosity. Wake up? Since there is still a chance for me to see the owner of the thing, then I have to find a way to let you show me a few times? It would be best if I can take a group photo and hang it up for him when I go back. I will be mad at those at home old stuff.

"I also know that this thing is not worth that much money. But doesn't it just happen that you are in urgent need? It's not too much for me to ask for such a cheap price, right?"

Zhang Zhibo wiped his sweat frantically beside him.Although in Lin Tianyu's view, he was ashamed of Ling Yao's bold behavior of daring to ask in front of the "alchemist", but in fact he is——Brother, you can really act, if I don't know you I have to believe it...

Lin Tianyu was taken aback for a moment, then nodded.

Anyway, the things on the Enlightenment Monument are not something that others can run away with just a second glance.Since it was just a transaction and not being snatched away, even if the other party learned something from it, it was the other party's chance, and he didn't mind it very much.What's more, the person in front of me is not a person with such luck.

What makes him care is...

"The man you met outside the auction house, do you know him? Where is he now?"

Ling Yao raised his eyebrows, and his tone was a bit exaggerated:

"Isn't it just a coincidence? I just met him again. He seemed to be robbed almost by someone, so I asked the bodyguards to rescue him. That guy looks familiar, and I seem to have seen him somewhere... Ah, it seems Is it a doctor surnamed Wu? Why, do you want to see him?"

A complex expression flashed across Lin Tianyu's face for a moment, but soon returned to normal:

"Yes. I agreed to the conditions you raised. But I want to meet him first to decide whether to let him observe the Enlightenment Monument together."

"Cut... All right, all right. Anyway, he is not in our circle, so it doesn't affect me to go out and talk."

Ling Yao tried his best to pretend to be a rich young master who wanted to show off by taking a photo with the Monument of Enlightenment, deliberately pretending to be reluctant, but completely dispelled Lin Tianyu's worries.

Although he originally wanted to cheat a chance to take a photo, since Lin Tianyu was willing to take the initiative to let Wu Jinglong take a look, it saved him trouble.

When Ling Yao led Lin Tianyu back to Xia Ming again, Xia Ming was still eagerly looking at the news and time, for fear that Ling Yao would cause trouble outside again before the rest of the guard arrived. something happened.Seeing that Ling Yao came back safely, he was genuinely relieved.But soon, after seeing Lin Tianyu—in fact, he should be the "alchemist" in his eyes, his heart arose again.

Without waiting for him to ask anything, Ling Yao waved his hand, pointed at the gang leader who had just been knocked out by him, and said:

"Here. The one who robbed you just now has been subdued. Didn't I lie to you?"

He really didn't lie at all.It's a pity that Lin Tianyu didn't know that the other party was robbing Xia Ming, and the person who subdued him was Ling Yao. He only thought that someone really robbed Wu Jinglong and was rescued by Ling Yao's people.

And Wu Jinglong was sitting on the side resting, seeing Ling Yao came back with someone, he quickly stood up.

"It's him? You can tell him whatever you want. Anyway, let me take a picture when the time comes. Oh, did you say that you have some kind of elixir? Don't forget."

As he said that, Ling Yao took out the magic orb and shook it to prove that he would not break his promise.

Wu Jinglong was in a daze and was caught by Lin Tianyu to talk alone, but Xia Ming came over at this time and asked:

"You...what's the situation? Is that an alchemist? What kind of photo are you taking? What kind of elixir?"

"Why do you have so many questions. I'm talking about business, do I need to report to you?"

Ling Yao poked Xia Ming's forehead with his hand full of disgust,

"Just wait a while and take a look at the Enlightenment Monument with me."

"But that's... wait, what are you looking at?"

Xia Ming didn't even have time to question Ling Yao why he poked him on the forehead without being polite at all, his expression changed instantly.

Ling Yao squinted his eyes, like a triumphant cat who just succeeded in cheating:

"Your grandfather and I have negotiated a deal, and spent 100 million to buy 5000 million pills, and I can show you——

"Wu--

"road--

"Monument~"

==Creation Trivia==

Remember who Li Haibo is?Yes, it's the errand boy that the protagonist picked up on the black market.In fact, I really didn't set him up too much at the beginning, and suddenly found that the aristocratic family seems to have written a surname Li. ok, it's you. (It's so casual, hey)

Another Li Jiaheng.Well, there is still a bit of drama.stop talking (escape)