Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

"Everyone's time is precious, so there is no need to test each other, XR0037."

Ling Yao paused while pinching the cup, the coffee in the cup swirled and spilled on his wrist.

The smile on Li Jiaheng's face widened a bit.When meeting a "colleague", using the high-level authority of his system to catch the other party by surprise and gain a psychological advantage has always been his forte.

My identity in this world is not ideal. Once I have a direct conflict with the protagonist, I am likely to go offline quickly, and cannot continue to promote the development of the plot and complete the task of "Ending HE".Although he is not as keen on "saving the world" as "those people", once the mission fails, the system will collapse, and he will usher in real "death".

Originally, it was unlucky enough to be drawn and down to "be a villain" endlessly, but it would be too miserable if he died in a muddle-headed way.

Under such circumstances, he suddenly found a "colleague" with a relatively favorable status, and of course he wanted to win him over as much as possible.

The high-level system can view the task records of the low-level system.The system shows that XR0037 has experienced only 11 worlds, compared to him who has experienced 57 worlds, he is just a "novice".He also didn't expect XR0037 to be completely subordinate to his predecessor.As long as the other party can assist him to complete the task and achieve a win-win situation, he will not hesitate to teach and pass on his task experience to the other party.

Give a stick first, and then give sweetness, such a routine is always useful.

"XR0037, this is the 12th world you have experienced, right? Although you have fulfilled the set goals given by the system in every previous world, this is the first time you have experienced a modern city, right?

"In fact, the settings of each world are different, and the types of protagonists are also very different. Like those worlds you have experienced, the protagonists are mostly set up positively, and they are also hypocrites at the top. But the protagonist in the modern urban background is not Same, good and evil, uncertain, selfish, changeable. Are you sure you can still deal with such an opponent?

"I have experienced 57 worlds. Except for one or two worlds that got HE endings by luck, the others are the results of hard work. I have been in touch with various types of stories and have more experience than you. As long as you are willing to share with me Cooperation will not only allow us to better complete the tasks of this world, but I can also pass on my valuable experience to you..."

However, before he could finish speaking, Ling Yao, who seemed a little dazed just now, looked calm and calm, not even looking at him:

"Waiter? Can I have a towel to wipe off? Come on."

"Okay! This guest, please wait a moment!"

The waiter who was standing aside waiting for orders immediately came forward with a wet towel and handed it to Ling Yao respectfully.

Ling Yao thanked him in a low voice, took the towel slowly, wiped it on his wrist, and asked casually:

"Sorry. I was distracted and didn't hear what you just said."

Taskers cannot disclose random information to ordinary people in this world.With the presence of outsiders at this moment, Li Jiaheng's words stuck in his mouth, and he could only swallow them in the end.

Li Jiaheng didn't answer, but seemed to be in Ling Yao's expectation.Before he could answer, Ling Yao went on to say:

"However, let me just say one thing first. Sincerity and interests are important, but to me, what is more important is the plan, the plan. Otherwise, it would be like those telecom fraudsters who called me and told me that the sale of wealth management products starts at 100 million, and the interest rate is 10 % or more, buy more, get more, and experts provide financial solutions... Those are all fake and empty, and people have no interest in listening to a few more sentences."

After speaking, Ling Yao slowly returned the towel to the waiter, indicating that the waiter could leave.

Li Jiaheng's expression remained unchanged, but his heart went up and down many times.This new "colleague" seems a little arrogant.

However, only those who have the ability are qualified to be proud.And he also needs someone with ability as a partner.

"It seems that you don't trust me, and you have your own ideas. It doesn't matter, trust can be built up slowly. I will prove with actions that it is the best choice to cooperate with me. But correspondingly... at that time , you also need to prove your worth."

Ling Yao was noncommittal about this, although his eyes fell on the other party, but the movement of picking up the quilt and coffee was not vague at all.After taking a sip, he asked:

"How are you going to prove it?"

"Urban fantasy is nothing more than the three lines of crushing medical skills, upgrading military power, and harem income. Medical skills are too professional, and it is not easy for a layman like me to intervene; force is too dangerous, and people like you who have no cultivation and no influence can do it poorly." Mistakes are likely to kill you at any time. We don’t interfere with each other in these two lines, and we can ask each other for help if necessary. Only the last one is worth two people working together.”

Ling Yao showed a slightly puzzled expression at the right time, which made Li Jiaheng very satisfied.He continued:

"It's very simple, starting from the protagonist's 'woman'. It is the easiest to stimulate the protagonist's fighting spirit, and the most convenient to greatly promote the development of the plot."

"Start with...?"

Ling Yao repeated the other party's words, and couldn't help frowning.

He is not a novice who knows everything. He has known all kinds of ways urban villains deal with the protagonist from Tucaoyong.One of the most unsolvable is the woman who moves the protagonist.

Not to mention attempted crimes such as kidnapping QJ, forced engagement, stalking, high-profile pursuits regardless of the other party's wishes, etc., will be directly hammered by the protagonist until the mother does not know him.This is the flag he needs to avoid the most, he is crazy to touch this kind of bad luck.

And more importantly, not to mention whether the protagonist's behavior is low or low by dealing with innocent people, simply doing this kind of thing to a woman has already broken his moral bottom line.

Ling Yao remained calm on the face, but he had already quietly removed the option of cooperating with the other party in his heart.Also, since they come from the same organization, I am afraid that Li Jiaheng and Ling Xingran are the same, when they treat these "ordinary people" and "NPCs", they don't treat them as real equal human beings, but characters that can be manipulated.It is naturally difficult for the moral concepts of human society to restrain them.

But Li Jiaheng obviously didn't know these mental journeys of Ling Yao.The more confused Ling Yao is, the more it seems to prove his worth:

"It seems that you really seldom use this method because of the psychological burden of morality? You know, with the support of the protagonist's halo, those women will not really have any accidents.

"In order to better complete the task, it's okay to do a little out of line. Don't act like you haven't killed anyone in the fantasy world. Too much morality is not a good thing for people like us. Forget it, the specifics Operation, just wait for my news, I will let you see my strength."

Li Jiaheng knows how to measure and tantalize people.After a few words, he took out the business card from the pocket of his suit jacket, put it on the table, and pushed it towards Ling Yao.

"Contact information. Don't treat my text messages as junk messages and miss the opportunity to witness."

Ling Yao playfully picked up the business card, flipped the front and back of it, and put it into the windbreaker pocket:

"Okay. Hope it's not that bad."

There seemed to be no more topics to chat about, the two casually exchanged a few words, Li Jiaheng paid the bill first "intimately", and then said goodbye to Ling Yao with a confident smile.Although he didn't know what was worth rushing to pay for a coffee worth tens of dollars, Ling Yao still accepted the other party's "kindness" and responded politely and unfamiliarly, until Li Jiaheng got in the car driven by the driver. He let out a long sigh of relief.

God knows how flustered he was arguing with the other party just now.Isn’t the amount of information too much today?

The system permissions that Ling Xingran "passed" to him were not complete.Not to mention seeing the other party's information, even tasks, plot outlines and other related functions cannot be used normally.Li Jiaheng and this "colleague" suddenly fell from the sky, and he was doomed to be at an intelligence disadvantage from the very beginning.

Although he was ready to "pretend to the end" when he went to the appointment, but when he really faced someone who had the same "system authority" as Ling Xingran, not to mention how dangerous it would be to be found out as a "fake" For a person who is likely to be similar to Ling Xingran, he can't guarantee that he can adjust his mood well.

But when he actually saw Li Jiaheng, although he was a little nervous, Ling Yao's mood was unexpectedly relaxed.

Even if they were people who wanted to use him to achieve their goals, not to mention Li Jiaheng's rank, the biggest reason why Ling Xingran could cast such a shadow on Ling Yao was not that the other party had the ability to "know the development of the plot" and other superhuman abilities. The ability of common sense, but the gap and pain of being betrayed by Ling Yao's family affection and trust for more than 20 years.

But then again, Li Jiaheng didn't know that he was not the real "XR0037", so he had no scruples in his words, but Ling Yao got a lot of unexpected information at once.

For example, the people who own the "system" are not hostile, but probably belong to the same organization, so there is still a basis for cooperation even when they don't know each other.

Another example is that the "system" is not simply a "plug-in", but an auxiliary tool for them to complete the "task".The content of the task is: push the development of the plot and achieve the "HE ending".

This is somewhat different from his previous speculation.He always thought that the protagonist's HE ending was a "destiny" that the villains could not overthrow, but it turned out that these "destined villains" were the ones who hoped for the protagonist's HE the most, and even wanted to help all of this happen?

But thinking about it, this kind of "hope" is probably forced.Otherwise, Ling Xingran would not try to create a double to escape the "fate" that comes with owning the "system".

In addition, although Li Jiaheng didn't say it clearly, his willingness to complete the "task" is very strong, and it seems that something is driving him to do so.This also confirms from the side that Ling Xingran used the Ruchuan holy spring to "create" Ling Yao long ago, but transferred the authority to him at the critical moment on the eve of the duel between him and Ling Linhan, and then left the great world of Mangsheng. Sympathy, but for the "task" to be completed.

...It seems that in order to find out Ling Xingran's real purpose, find out the opponent's weakness, and pinch the opponent's weakness, he needs to understand the organization behind the opponent and the secrets of the "system" itself.

Li Jiaheng is a good lead.He has to use it carefully.

However, what he needs to worry about now is...

"Teacher, you won't really come..."

"Nonsense! I'm already on the train and I'm almost at the station! What, I'm only starting to feel guilty now? It's too late!"

Ling Yao pushed the coffee cup out, held the phone in one hand, and pressed his temple with the other:

"No, teacher... well, are you at the South Station or the East Station, I'll pick you up."

"What are you picking up! You won't work during your internship!"

"I have something to do today, I have already asked for leave."

"!! Why are you asking for leave if you have nothing to do!! So free!! You are not thinking about being a doctor now, are you!!"

The old man on the other end of the phone seemed to be even more angry. There was also the sound of patting the table from the microphone, and the flight attendant's words "please keep your voice down, so as not to disturb other passengers' rest" and "please don't remake the small table board" warn.

Ling Yao was immediately persuaded, unable to refute: He has so many things on his body now, he really can't focus on being a doctor...

"Oh, don't read it, it's not easy for other flight attendants. Just tell me which station. I've already asked for this leave... It's the peak tourist season, have you booked a hotel in advance? If not, you can stay at my house temporarily. Oh, by the way, what time does the train arrive, is it too late for me to catch up now?"

The old man muttered a few more words, and seemed to have finally compromised under the pressure of the flight attendant and the students. Then he reported the name of the station and the time of arrival, and then said a few words like "you wait for me" without any deterrent effect. Ruthlessly, he hung up the phone angrily.

Ling Yao counted the time, if he wanted to pick up someone from here, he should leave now.He walked out of the coffee shop, looked at the old bicycle without a back seat that he was riding, and shook the keys in his hand blankly.

Hmm... How about he take a rickshaw there?

……

"Mom, why is that grandfather grabbing that brother's ear?"

"Because that brother is disobedient. Didn't your father pull your ears when you secretly ate sweets?"

The woman patted the child's schoolbag, motioning him not to stay.

But the child was obviously attracted by those two people, even if he walked forward, he walked slowly, and kept looking back at them:

"Well...but that, it looks so painful...it didn't hurt so much when Dad grabbed me..."

However, before he could finish his sentence, the voice of an old man who was full of spirit suddenly came from behind:

"Did you hear that! What are you pretending to do! I don't have any strength at all!! Children can't stand it anymore!!"

"Oh, oh, oh, it hurts even if you don't use any force. I have been pinched by you alone since I was a child. How do I know how hard other people's pinches are. Ouch, you are even more forceful!"

"Go, go, go, go..."

The woman realized that the two had heard the conversation between herself and the child, and suddenly became embarrassed, picked up the child and ran away.

"Humph."

Yu Huisheng shook off his hands, rolled up his sleeves, and asked,

"Where's the car? Didn't you say it's coming?"

"There it is."

As soon as Ling Yao pointed his finger over, Yu Hui gave a violent thump and hit him on the head:

"A rickshaw!? Then you need to pick me up! Just give me your address, and I'll call a taxi myself!"

"I asked for the money..."

Ling Yao felt wronged.Yu Huisheng is purely venting his anger and finding fault.

But who calls others to be their own mentors?Graduate tutor, writing tutor, read as the boss.The boss is going crazy, what else can he do besides suffer?

After finally coaxing the old man all the way home, Yu Huisheng began to look disgusted at Ling Yao's three-bedroom apartment on the second ring road that he bought from the Nan family for nothing, pointing and pointing, making Ling Yao feel as if the first 20 years of his life were nothing. After living, he stretched out his hand reluctantly and said:

"Okay. Give me the materials and cases. How to enhance the physical fitness of the whole people by improving the internal circulation of the human body, the new discussion of the human circulation system... It's like metaphysics, you don't expect that the ten pages of the opening report will be able to explain Am I dismissed?"

Seeing Yu Huisheng let go, Ling Yao immediately ran into the study with a happy face.Yu Huisheng shook his head and sighed.This student was so worry-free, he didn't expect that he would be "rebellious" when he was about to graduate, which caught him off guard.

But what else to do?He has this ability, and he is determined to switch to research. As a teacher, he regrets the clinical skills he has learned, can he stop him?

However, when Yu Huisheng saw the documents Ling Yao brought, he immediately turned his face:

"Study this? Don't even think about it!! Do you still plan to graduate from me!? I'll call your hospital right away and ask the dean to arrest you!!"

Ling Yao:?

? ? ?How can this be faster than Sichuan Opera? ? ?