Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

In fact, it’s been so many years. It’s not that Ling Yao hasn’t changed his mobile phone. He has also done some verification experiments for this. He knows that the so-called “system” is not fixed on a certain mobile phone, but is anchored by himself. Automatically jump to his "own" mobile phone.

That is to say, even if he loses his cell phone, as long as he buys a new one, the system will automatically run over to "settle down", and the text messages about complaining will be automatically sent to the new cell phone.

However, he couldn't buy a new mobile phone on the train, could he?Help.

The only good thing is that even if his mobile phone falls into the hands of others, other people will not be able to see the text messages sent by Tucao - this is of course a conclusion obtained through verification.

Just in case, he borrowed Yu Huisheng's phone to call the police.Thanks to the fact that people are not used to storing phone lists in the phone address book these days, Ling Yao was able to take out the phone book from his pocket and call Li Haibo, entrusting him to help find it.

After all, the text messages of the Tucao officer are not displayed, and he hasn't deleted the text message of Li Jiaheng yet, so if people see it, he can't explain it.

Although he himself didn't take Li Jiaheng seriously, he couldn't stop others from thinking wildly.At this time, he regretted that he was not cautious enough.

Li Haibo was obviously quite speechless about this sudden "entrustment". From the voice Ling Yao could guess that the opposite party must have a stinking face at the moment, cursing himself for being so smart that he could command him around as an enemy's subordinate.

But so what, anyway, he is thick-skinned, he just touches his mouth up and down, don't pull him down!He won't suffer either.

In the end, Li Haibo agreed to his "unreasonable request" "reluctantly" because he was "one of the person in charge of an important project", and asked Ling Yao for a few more volunteer places before he was willing to give up.

After a busy meal, Ling Yao finally let out a long breath.It took several days of train transfers, and without a mobile phone, he could still lie flat and sleep.

He will buy a new one as soon as he gets off the car.He closed his eyes and thought.

……

"...He really doesn't treat you as an outsider..."

Liu Guangyue watched Li Haibo hang up Ling Yao's phone cursingly, and shook his head amusedly,

"He doesn't know how many months he will be back now, you can search for it casually. This little thing is worth worrying about."

"I just can't figure it out. How much experience is this? You can come to me for help. Lin Tianyu might not even want to come to me if he dropped his phone."

Li Haibo pinched the Qingming acupoint, and scolded again,

"I don't think he expects to find it, he just came to make things difficult for me! He just told me that the engagement banquet between the Chen family and the Zhou family is estimated to be this month. Do you think Lin Tianyu will get dizzy and rush away?" Smash it? He patted his ass and hid in Kyoto to watch a play! Look at his gloating tone. Shit!"

Liu Guangyue couldn't help laughing bitterly.After hearing this, whether the phone was found or not was a trivial matter. The real headache was the upcoming engagement banquet of Zhou Yunyi.

And this matter is related to Lin Tianyu, and they can't be fooled no matter what.

"I think what he said is not bad. I will take less care of Lin Tianyu's affairs in the future, and don't even think about fighting for face in front of the surname Lin. I didn't wipe my ass and wiped it into the sewer, so I got a high blood pressure heart." It's not bad to be sick. If you have the ability to recruit women, you can't settle them down. If you have the ability to compete with the family, you can't protect the calf. If you have the ability to dance in the black market, you don't have the ability to resist being plotted. He deserves it all! He is capable, He likes to gamble, so don't drag a hundred people under me to die!"

In fact, Li Haibo was only venting his anger for a while, cursing half-truths, Liu Guangyue wiped off his sweat, but didn't say anything.Anyway, once this matter is over, Li Haibo must do what he should do.So what if you really die?For this sake, he has long since had no way out.

"By the way, didn't Zhu San say that he sent the child over for us to watch for two days? Where is he? What time is it?"

"Uh, I don't know, we haven't seen it outside. I'll make another call to ask... Oh, Monkey's call, it seems that someone is here. I'll go and answer it."

"Okay, let's go together. I still don't know what he thinks in his heart, isn't it that he can't do it by himself, and wants to send his son over there as a volunteer."

Li Haibo covered the documents on the table and stood up.

Soon the two saw the child.Different from Zhu San in their impression of fat head, big ears, and horizontal face, this kid is thin and thin, at first glance he looks timid, but there is a shrewd and shrewd light in his eyes.

He probably saw at a glance that Li Haibo was the one in charge, so he quickly turned around and greeted him.

But Li Haibo didn't care about this.He knew that Zhu San was not a good person, but he didn't know how the child was taught.But in any case, for him, the first thing to do is to know how to obey the rules:

"What is your name?"

"I, my name is Zhu You."

"Why are you here now? What time did Zhu San ask you to come here?"

Zhu You's expression was tangled for a moment, and he quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake:

"I'm sorry, Brother Haibo, I ran into Mr. Lin on the way, and he asked me to help with something, so I was delayed for a while..."

Li Haibo glanced sideways at the people at the door, motioned Zhu You to follow him, and turned to walk into the house with Liu Guangyue:

"Originally, I shouldn't care about your private work, but you must also know what Zhu San meant by sending you to me. So, you can explain it yourself. I will go to Mr. Lin to verify whether what you said is true .”

Zhu You followed closely, and quickly responded:

"How dare I lie, Brother Haibo. Because my father said that Brother Haibo works for Mr. Lin, and Mr. Lin also met me at Brother Haibo, and said that he asked for personal use from you. I dared to answer. He asked me to go to the train station to find someone."

Li Haibo glanced at him.Zhu You saw that the other party was serious and didn't dare to fool around, so he finished the second half of the sentence with a smile:

"He said that the person had important clues, and asked me to steal his mobile phone back. The person was not difficult to find, but he was very defensive. I have never done this before, and it took a long time to catch him at the station. Opportunity."

Liu Guangyue stood behind, unable to see Li Haibo's expression clearly - he didn't turn his head back, and he didn't even pause in any steps - but it shouldn't be like this.

Because in the earliest days, Li Haibo made a living by stealing in the black market.

At that time, it was for livelihood, and it was a last resort.So what now?

Sometimes Liu Guangyue really felt that it was his luck that Li Haibo was saved by Lin Tianyu; In the hands of the slave owner—that is still a "gift" from the "slave owner", not a redemption to get rid of his status as a "slave".

So when Li Haibo asked Lin Tianyu to see a doctor for Liu Yueqin, he refused - if it was said that there was no hope, he would of course agree, but now the hospital can save Yueqin, he doesn't want to be sick The tormented daughter changed hands and was treated as a "slave" and continued to live in pain and without freedom in another way.

"You went by yourself? Know who that person is?"

"Ah, I don't know. I didn't ask that much. Mr. Lin gave me a photo. The man looks so good that he can be recognized in the crowd at a glance."

Zhu You reached for his pocket, and Li Haibo took it, and quickly tore the photo to pieces:

"It can be seen that this is the first time you have done this kind of thing."

He already knew whose mobile phone Lin Tianyu ordered someone to steal.

The "owner" called him just now to find his mobile phone! !

"Who owns the phone now? To Mr. Lin?"

"Yes, I passed it on to him as soon as I got it. He also praised me for doing a good job."

"... That's fine. You follow him, he will tell you what to do. Zhu San will pick you up after two days when he finishes his work."

Li Haibo turned around suddenly, pointed at Liu Guangyue,

"Forget about what happened today. Don't mention it to anyone again."

Liu Guangyue wanted to stop him, but he didn't know what to do to stop him.

Lin Tianyu can make you stop being a thief, and he can also make you a thief—his cheap sense of justice is only limited when justice serves him.

He believes that Li Haibo actually knows everything, and he has already made a trade-off.

But would Li Haibo really be willing?

In such a fate, would anyone really be willing?

Liu Guangyue sighed:

"Okay. I'll arrange it."

Suddenly, I hope that the one surnamed Nan will come back to expand his business soon.

……

[Big Old Pigeon: Hurry up and read the book, hurry up and read the book!Book review area! ! 】

[What can't be done: The author has updated? 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: I, Cao... I just came from there.I am shocked now]

[Big Old Pigeon: More lively than updates! !The author is gone! !See you next time! ! 】

[A handsome uncle: What's the situation? ? 】

[Don't talk about feelings, it hurts money: Ah, I think this author is usually quite easy to talk to, but he will end up tearing it up... Isn't he from our group? 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: no.Although I think it is what the old pigeon thinks in his heart]

[Big Old Pigeon:?No, I'm not that ruthless, I just go straight to the author.Although the protagonist is really not good]

[Dining No.1: What what?What fun!I want to see! 】

[What can I do: ...is that what, how many times?]

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Contemporary Yin-Yang Master.Although I don’t want to see us, it’s still very cool to see him scolding others]

……

Ling Yao, who had just bought a new mobile phone and opened the SMS box, saw that the mobile phone was instantly filled with text messages as if it had been bombed.

Ling Yao:?I haven't plugged in the phone card yet, so I can't wait?

Could it be Lin Tianyu making trouble in Lijiazhuang?Or Zhoujiazhuang?Chenjiazhuang? ...Hmm, could it be the police station?

Shouldn't it?At this moment, he should have dealt with the Li family, and the matter of the Zhou family and the Chen family should not have been brought up in front of him, right?Where can the plot develop?How can there be so many things worth complaining about!

Ling Yao blankly opened the text message box.

[I once read the comments with my eyes: Is there something wrong with Lin Tianyu, the protagonist?As for doctors, up to now, there are only a handful of cases of saving people and treating diseases, and the people who beat the disabled and the disabled are built higher than the city wall, and they are not ashamed to say that doctors should hang the pot to help the world. Let’s take a look at what I have done what! 】

[Ji Zeng focused on reading the comments: Look for yourself, which of the patients you saved was not purposeful?People are repaying you with gratitude, and you are repaying your kindness. It really gives you face. 】

[How many times have you read the comments: you still have the nerve to refute?What I said earlier saved people anyway, why don't you say that you still write about medical troubles? !If someone troubles you, you can find the police with righteous words, and you can get privileges if you need it, right?When Qiong Yao wrote the original novel, she never wrote such a stupid thing!I think the doctor scolded him quite well. If he wanted to open a shantang, he would open it himself, but would he still have to pay for it out of other people's trouser pockets?Would you rather be like this, and have the nerve to point out the medical ethics of other doctors? ? 】

[Ji Zeng looked at the comments: What else would you do besides picking up a little skill in inheritance for nothing?Finding information and messing with people’s buttocks are all left to my younger brother. Even the opening of a medical clinic and the decoration of a shop are all arranged by my younger brother. Li Haibo has been unlucky for eight lifetimes, but you picked him back as a younger brother. Give it to Wu Jinglong. Picking it up is better than you. 】

[Ji Zeng looked at the comments: I have no other skills, but the women are one after another. Are you looking for a partner or visiting a brothel?What kind of feudal society? If someone accidentally slept with you once, she is your woman?Have you asked people if they are happy?Moreover, the author YY woman will be devoted to the man if she is raped, it's really disgusting. Mom chooses the coffin for the disgusting, disgusting to death! 】

[How many times have I read the comments: The last book is an uneducated stinky fart child, which is enough to be speechless. This book is directly trash + Neptune + character problems?That's it, that's it?The taste of your Tucao brigade is getting lower and lower, from aesthetics to ugly, right? 】

Ling Yao silently gave a thumbs up: I haven't seen this big brother in my whole life (?), and his fighting power is still impressive!

Ling Yao smacked his lips and scrolled down, and found that this Yin-Yang master not only continued to output amazing output, but also had excellent scolding posture, which made Ling Yao really want to take a small notebook and write it down.

On the other hand, the Tucao players who are actively speaking on weekdays watched the show as all members, without the consciousness of being talked about by the way, and there was even a certain netizen surnamed Pigeon who crazily cheered and applauded.

However, a new problem arises:

This yin and yang master, who are you scolding, why didn't I see it?

It's not that Ling Yao has never seen some strange IDs before, and when those regular Tucao servants have some short conversations with them, he can also watch them through text messages.This shows that these "abnormal data" are not limited to these people in the "Routine Tucao Brigade", but all "readers".

However, this is the first time that "void output" such as "Tucaoyao" has been encountered.

So Ling Yao thought it over and over again, and after thinking about it, he replied to Ji Zeng's text message:

[Nan Botu:? 】

And what came back to him was another slap in the face:

[A few times I have read the comments: Do you think you can pretend nothing happened by changing your ID from Lin Tianyu to Nanbotu? ?Is it sick to write the character names by myself? ?What do you think about Metagame? ? 】

Ling Yao froze for a second, and then instantly broke the defense:

Nima, is it Lin Tianyu who took my phone? ?Can he see the news of the Tucao service, and can use my mobile phone to call and scold you? ? ? ?

Isn't he the main character? Why can I also see system loopholes! !

And, more importantly, with such a scolding, our feud is settled, right? !

……

Fengcheng.Lin Tianyu's office.

"So this is the phone you picked up that day...? Why did it become like this?"

Li Haibo turned over the gray cell phone that had been smashed into pieces in his hand in a daze.

"...I accidentally dropped it and it can't be used anymore, but the memory card and phone card should be fine..."

guilty tone.

"...Okay, it's okay. I'll let them find the owner..."

No matter how you look at it, it didn't fall "accidentally"!

"Recently, be careful with the Nan family. They were behind the scenes to intervene in the incident last time.

"The kidnapping of Ms. Ding? The words of the Nan family...is it the Nanbozhan who married the Li family?"

Li Haibo pretended to be stupid.

"No, I mean...the one who has conflicts with us, Nan Botu. People from the Li family have definitely contacted him. I have my own news channel, you just need to be careful."

Li Haibo thought, what kind of news channel is he looking through other people's mobile phones!

"Nan Botu...has been back to Kyoto for several days. I guess it's something at school, so I won't be back for a while."

"Really? He ran fast. If he dares to come back, hum... just wait, at that time, he must look up!"

……

Ling Yao, who is in the process of freezing his lost phone card account at the bank:

"Ah—Qiu!!—I'm going, who is secretly cursing me behind my back! Ah, it's not about you!! Good, good ID... Oh, here it is for you."

The thief who stole the mobile phone is too much!It made him run around for the lost phone card in heavy rain! !