abnormal hogwarts

August 1992, 8, Diagon Alley, Florin Cold Drinks Shop.

Albert and Elizabeth were sitting in the shop holding a glass of cold drink each.

The entrance to Flourish and Blotts Bookstore not far from the two of them was crowded with crazy people. Everyone was holding up one or several books with a slutty man on the cover, and they were shouting loudly.

"Groups are really scary." Albert said with emotion.

Today is Lockhart's book signing. According to the Weasley twins who just passed by and met them, Mrs. Weasley, as a loyal fan of Gilderoy Lockhart, rushed them before dawn. Get up, come over to Diagon Alley and queue up.

"Why don't you also write a biography and write down your criminal experiences in the past few years." Elizabeth said teasingly.

Albert picked up the spoon and stuffed a spoonful of ice cream into Elizabeth's mouth, "Stop joking, there won't even be a trial later, the Ministry of Magic will just send a dementor to give me a kiss."

What has he done since he entered school that a law-abiding citizen could do?

If he hadn't done these dirty jobs every time, either no one would know about it, or his appearance would have been changed using body transfiguration, otherwise he would have been on the Ministry of Magic's wanted list.

Makarov and his four dark wizard associates are still on the wanted list.

The Sorting Hat really made a mistake by not assigning him to Azkaban directly.

"Have you finished designing Ghidorah's transformation plan?" Elizabeth teased a few strands of black hair beside her ears, her inadvertent movements revealing endless charm.

Albert came back to his senses from the scene just now and shook his head, "I haven't thought about it yet."

Elizabeth's chaos magic can interfere with and distort reality according to her wishes.

In other words, as long as she imagined it, she could skip the tedious steps and directly transform the body of the magical animal into what she imagined.

This made Albert very envious.

If only he could perform transformation surgery on magical animals so easily.

But Elizabeth's chaos magic also has limitations.

When she performs magical transformation on a certain creature, she must understand the structure of the transformed creature's organs, tissues, and cells, otherwise the final result will be just a magical animal that has changed its shape.

In other words, they must deduce the physical data of the transformed creature from their preset ultimate goal, and then design a transformation plan based on these data before Elizabeth can transform it.

This doesn't save much trouble.

But if Albert had Elizabeth's ability to distort reality with will, he would be able to save a lot of effort when figuring out how to transform magical animals.

"You don't care about my affairs at all!" Elizabeth stretched out her small hand and accurately grasped the soft flesh of Albert's waist.

"Hiss!" Albert suddenly took a breath of cold air.

With Albert's current physique and Elizabeth's strength, it was impossible to feel pain, but he still had to pretend.

"Stop pretending." Albert's pretended expression was too exaggerated. Elizabeth could tell at a glance that he was pretending and pushed him angrily.

……

At this moment, Flourish and Blott Bookstore was bustling with people, and a large group of witches ranging in age from teenagers to seventies and eighties were queuing up to have Lockhart sign books.

While signing autographs for book fans, Lockhart raised his head and glanced at the dense crowd in front of him, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

He saw a great "big man".

"Harry Potter!"

Lockhart got up from his seat, excitedly rushed into the crowd, and pulled out a little boy who looked confused, "The famous savior! Harry Potter! Are you here to buy my book too? ?”

"No, I didn't, I wasn't..." Harry's voice was drowned in the din of the crowd around him.

Harry was obviously not used to this kind of scene receiving so much attention. He tried to break away from Lockhart's hand and sneak away. However, Lockhart's hand on his shoulder was not something that a little boy with thin arms and legs could handle. Can break free.

"My complete set of books is given to you." Lockhart thrust a set of hardcover books signed by him into Harry's arms, maintaining a false bright smile on his face as he faced the camera.

Harry, who couldn't run away at all, could only smile awkwardly and deal with the flashing lights that kept coming on around him.

He just made an appointment with Ron to come to Diagon Alley to buy things for the next school year. How did it end up like this?

"Gentlemen! Ladies!" Lockhart said excitedly, "At this such a memorable moment! I want to announce a big news!"

The surrounding book lovers pricked up their ears.

"I was invited by Dumbledore to take up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts this school year..."

Hermione, who was crowded in the crowd, was pleasantly surprised. She was a huge fan of Lockhart.

Vilia next to her had a helpless expression on her face. Not to mention her two grandfathers, there was also her brother and herself. Which one was not much more powerful than this gorgeous old peacock?

The Obscurus can blow up half a mountain with just a burst of magic. Can Lockhart do that?

So she really has no feelings for Lockhart.

However, her best friend liked Lockhart so much, but she couldn't resist Hermione, so she was pulled over.

Now my brother must be doing something embarrassing with that vixen in a dark corner of Diagon Alley, but I can only stand here under the scorching sun and listen to this peacock brag.

I really want to kill him with one shot.

……

Seeing that it was almost sunset, Lockhart's autograph session was finally over.

Albert and Elizabeth were walking hand in hand on the cobblestone path of Diagon Alley when they met the Weasley family who were about to return to the Burrow.

Harry followed them.

After greeting each other warmly, Mrs. Weasley warmly invited the two of them to go to the Burrow for dinner, not caring at all that they were Slytherin students.

Albert looked at Elizabeth aside and asked her opinion.

Although it was the first time for Elizabeth and the Weasleys to meet, the Weasleys gave Elizabeth a good sense. The couple's amiable attitude made her feel like a breath of fresh air, so Elizabeth nodded.

"That would be a lot of trouble." Albert said with a smile.

After looking at the timid red-haired little girl behind Mrs. Weasley, Albert continued: "Ginny has reached school age, too."

George and Fred stepped forward, each put their arms around Albert's shoulders, and said in a joking tone:

"You already have Elizabeth..."

"Don't have any thoughts about our sister..."

"Although we wouldn't mind you becoming our brother-in-law."

"Go, go," Albert pushed their hands away angrily, "The one who is most likely to become your brother-in-law is Harry. You will understand if you just pay attention to the way Ginny looks at Harry."

George and Fred looked back in disbelief at Ginny and Harry, who were chatting and laughing behind them, and cursed in unison: "Monkey Richet!"

Your own juicy cabbage hasn’t even gone to school yet, but your heart has followed the pig?

Is this still available?

Mrs. Weasley's stern voice sounded from behind the twin brothers: "Watch your words!"