Pokémon World Gods

After using sand to clean up the third fat house who was "motivated by sex", and using pranks to drive away the fifth strong man who wanted to take Ibrahimovic by force.

Ibrahimovic visited almost all the friends on his list, only to find that none of these men were reliable.

——The group of guys that were driven away before were all men whom Ibrahimovic had met.

Even the "don't plant rice in your mouth" who defrauded Ibrahimovic of a lot of money at the beginning of the book also had an affair with Ibrahimovic, and that time it was very unpleasant.

Because this time "Paddy" agreed to meet Ibrahimovic, but he still came to ask for money!

Ibrahimovic was furious at that time and almost fought to the death with Rice.

And I met almost all my friends...

Ibrahimovic swiped through the list. It seemed like there was only the last one left?

Moreover, it was the same bastard who helped the Ibrahimovic Research Institute capture her back. It seemed...it seemed that his name was Uta Jianxiao.

When thinking of Ge Jianxiao, Ibrahimovic was so angry that she gritted her teeth, although Ge Jianxiao helped her see the true face of "rice".

However, a bastard is a bastard, I don’t care who is right or wrong, I can think whatever I want!

Thinking of this, Ibrahimovic added another sentence in his heart.

-Men are assholes.

……

While Ibrahimovic met many online dating partners.

Ge Jianxiao and Kerni had just finished their drinks and were walking hand in hand.

Suddenly, Ge Jianxiao had a bad premonition. Just as he was about to touch his waist, he realized...

Pikachu, who makes him feel most secure, is no longer around now and is still cultivating in the divine world.

"What's wrong?"

Korni noticed something strange and turned around to ask.

Hearing this, Ge Jianxiao shook his head. He didn't know where his ominous premonition came from. He could only vaguely sense that this crisis was related to something he had done in the past.

After scratching his head and thinking for a while, Ge Jianxiao couldn't figure it out, so he could only continue to hold Kerni's hand and walk downstairs.

But at the next corner, he knew...the source of the crisis.

——It’s that online dating cloth!

The last time this online dating cloth came to the house, it was a lot of trouble and caused a lot of trouble for Ge Jianxiao.

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid..."

After seeing the online dating post, Ge Jianxiao murmured, quickly pulled Kerni back, hid behind the corner, and met Kerni's confused eyes.

"I'll tell you later. I'll make a call first to confirm the situation."

Ge Jianxiao said hurriedly, took out his cell phone and dialed the number of the Ibrahimovic Evolutionary Research Institute.

After a while, the phone call came through.

"Hey, Mr. Ge, what can I do?"

The other party probably made a note of Ge Jianxiao's last name when he asked.

"Well, there is indeed something going on. Do you... still remember the Eevee that went to my house for mischief last time?"

Ge Jianxiao asked.

"Oh, that Eevee, I'm so sorry... She has escaped from the institute many times because of online dating problems. I'm sorry, because the institute can't control her, so she has been directly delisted from the institute."

"Currently, we don't know where the Ibrahimovic is, and the relevant local personnel have no right to conduct searches... We are also very helpless."

The other party’s answer was quite detailed, and he also highlighted two aspects: “the institute cannot control it” and “it has been delisted.”

When Ge Jianxiao heard this, he realized that the other party probably couldn't care about this matter, and the research institute didn't want to care about it either.

And Pokémon...can't be forced. After all, they are just a research institute, not an evil organization like Team Rocket. Forcing Pokémon at will is still a serious crime in the alliance.

In addition, Ibrahimovic is just dating online and has little impact on the public, so I just let her go.

"Um...ok, thank you."

——It’s really irresponsible...

Ge Jianxiao said thank you on the surface, but what he was thinking was different.

He hung up the phone, turned around, and was about to explain the matter to Korni.

But at this time, Kerni guessed what happened.

"What, you want to take care of this?"

Korni asked with a smile.

"Well, after all, I and that Eevee know each other fairly well. Let's go and ask if we can handle this matter better."

"If that doesn't work out, I can still send her to my divine world. If she wants to date online... my divine world is more convenient. She can choose from all kinds of boys."

Ge Jianxiao said, squatting down and tying Korni's loose shoelaces.

"Why, do you think a certain Eevee can steal your position?"

He said to Korni half-jokingly.

"It's not impossible."

Korni raised her hand and smoothed the loose ends of her shawl.

"After all, what this Eevee likes most is dating people online."

……

——?——

After reaching a consensus with Korni, Ge Jianxiao walked to Ibrahimovic's seat and glanced at the mobile phone in Ibrahimovic's hand.

The phone may have come from a researcher at the institute.It seems that the institute decided to ignore Ibrahimovic, but there are still employees who care about Ibrahimovic.

And on the phone...Ibrahimovic is actually looking at the shopping cart? !

Ge Jianxiao was startled, and his jaw almost dropped.

"you……"

He came quietly behind Ibrahimovic. As soon as he opened his mouth, Ibrahimovic was also startled. He couldn't hold the cellphone in his hand and dropped it to the ground.

——pia!

"Buy—!"

Seeing the phone falling, Ibrahimovic was very angry. He raised his head and was about to accuse, but found that it was Ge Jianxiao.

——For this person, although he was very happy when he destroyed Ge Jianxiao's house, Ibrahimovic also regretted it afterwards and had the idea of ​​apologizing.

Seeing Ge Jianxiao, Ibrahimovic didn't say much. He picked up the phone and checked it. Fortunately, there was no serious damage.

Putting the phone into the silk scarf around his neck, Ibrahimovic turned to leave, unwilling to stay long.

"Hey, hey, don't leave yet, let's talk?"

Seeing Ibrahimovic trying to escape, Ge Jianxiao picked up Ibrahimovic and lifted him into the air.In the air, Ibrahimovic was unable to reach the ground with his four short legs and struggled to free himself.

Seeing this, Ibrahimovic glanced at Kerni who was behind Ge Jianxiao, and let out a mocking "chi".

Ge Jianxiao:......

After thinking for a moment, Ge Jianxiao understood what Ibrahimovic meant. He felt that he was a double standard. He could have a girlfriend, but he had to prevent others from finding boyfriends through online dating.

——The two are not of the same nature at all, okay? Are you and male humans the same species? !

And what’s wrong with having a girlfriend? Do you think I stopped you because I didn’t want you to date online?

What you are saying... is a particularly abnormal situation among the Eevee family. It harms the majority of men and deceives their feelings. It makes sense...

"Bu ya bu ya bu ya! (I'm not cheating on my feelings, my feelings have always been sincere)"

Ibrahimovic refused to listen and struggled to death in Ge Jianxiao's hands.

"..."

Hearing this, Ge Jianxiao was speechless for a moment. Well, your feelings are indeed very sincere...

"Forget it, let's not dwell on this matter. What I want to say is that no normal person would want to fall in love with Ibrahimovic, do you understand?"

"Although Ibrahimovic is cute, men are all lsps. They may prefer Fairy Ibrahimovic, but most of them don't like Ibrahimovic."

Ge Jianxiao pointed at Ibrahimovic and called up the picture of Fairy Ibrahimovic on his mobile phone.

In the photo, the image of Fairy Eevee is both beautiful and cute, and her snow-white body makes her look noble and elegant, which will make even a macho man swoon.

"So, your next step should be to evolve. I don't object to your online dating. But firstly, you are not attractive enough to those boys. Secondly, as an Eevee, your combat power is too weak, and It’s not safe for boys to fall in love.”

Ge Jianxiao said seriously.

...After listening to Ge Jianxiao's words, Ibrahimovic fell silent.

Indeed, what Ge Jianxiao said was what troubled and worried Ibrahimovic the most.

But, what do you mean by that?

Don’t you know that my Eevee was taken to the Eevee Evolution Research Institute for research because it couldn’t evolve?

What the institute wants most is to find out the reasons and secrets why this Eevee cannot evolve.

"Uh……"

Of course Ge Jianxiao knew.

But Ibrahimovic's eyes seemed to have already seen through his thoughts, leaving him speechless for a moment.

Forget it, say it shamelessly.

"So... our next focus is to evolve into Fairy Eevee, right? In this regard, I can help you as much as I can, as long as you are willing to follow me and don't mess around."

Ge Jianxiao said this with sincere feelings.

After brewing for so long, I still want to take this Ibrahimovic home.After all... the Ibrahimovic Research Institute is so crooked, Ge Jianxiao can't just leave Ibrahimovic alone.

"Listen to me, it's really not safe for you to have an Eevee outside. The decision-makers at the institute are so irresponsible."

Seeing Ibrahimovic's hesitation, Ge Jianxiao added.

"... Bu'er? (Are you sure you're not greedy for my body)"

Ibrahimovic was a little moved and asked directly.

"...I'm really not greedy. The young master Dawu who got Wen next door also gave me a quasi-god cub named Iron Dumbbell. Will I be short of you for an Eevee?"

"You can completely trust me. We have known each other for so long, and you should also know my character."

Singing the sword is based on emotion, and moving it is based on reason.

Hearing this, Ibrahimovic was finally convinced by Ge Jianxiao and stretched out his little paw.

Seeing this, Ge Jianxiao also stretched out his hand and shook Ibrahimovic.

By the way, he took out an elf ball and placed it in front of Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic glanced at the elf ball and hesitated.

Finally, she touched the elf ball with her head, a burst of red light flashed, and she was put into the ball.The elf ball shook a few times, and finally a white light showed that it had been subdued successfully.

"Huh... finally the big trouble has been solved."

After subduing Ibrahimovic, Ge Jianxiao was not happy at all, but relaxed.

This Eevee is not easy to take care of. I have only reached an agreement with it so far.Next, we must cultivate Ibrahimovic well, whether it is ideological education or improvement in strength.

"What's wrong? You look quite stressed~"

Kerni on the side saw this, smiled and teased.

"Well... you don't know how noisy this Eevee was back then. Let's go home first. I'll tell you about this later."

Because Ibrahimovic was still in his elf ball at this time, there was no guarantee that he was not eavesdropping, so Ge ​​Jianxiao did not say it directly.

He took Korni's little hand and walked towards home holding hands.

……

——?——

After holding Korni's hand and returning home, Ge Jianxiao checked the progress of the announcement of the Pokémon game, and it looked like the situation was good.

The number of pre-sales for the Pokémon game produced by himself and Rotom has reached tens of millions. Although Aquamarine has a large population, this number is still considerable.

This is only the third day, and there are still four days before the official release.

Moreover, after the first batch of games are sold and receive a lot of praise, people who were originally waiting to watch will also join in, and even find friends to share with them.

Sharing is the second wave of advertising and the most effective wave.

Usually when people look at Dewen Xuanfa's advertisements, they may not feel any emotion in their hearts, they just know that there is such a thing.But only a few actually understand and purchase it.

But if it is recommended by a friend, or even lends you the game to play with you...

The publicity effect will be so good that the recommended people will have a high probability of choosing to buy it, if financial conditions permit.

And after watching the progress of the announcement...

Ge Jianxiao called the Eevee Research Institute again and asked them for relevant research information on the Eevee he had just conquered.

With Dr. Ohki at the helm, the Ibrahimovic Research Institute quickly sent over the relevant information and data without any hesitation.

After that, Ge Jianxiao called Dr. Omu and asked him to help take a look at the data.

But Dr. Omu said that his schedule these days is full and he has no time to look at the data. Research on the sovereignty of Pokémon has reached a critical juncture.

He only gave a few suggestions on the phone about the research on Ibrahimovic's inability to evolve, and then said that he would continue to be busy. It seemed that he was really busy.

"Okay, okay, you go and do your work."

Ge Jianxiao understands very well how busy this kind of doctor is, as he studies major issues related to the alliance.

It seems that the doctor has already begun to prepare for research related to theocracy. It is very likely that after a while, the doctor will be completely closed off from the outside world and carry out the final research on theocracy.

"Jirachi, Divine Power, Team Rocket?"

"Also, the arrival of mythical beasts and the destruction of the Pokémon world..."

After hanging up the phone, Ge Jianxiao murmured these words.

But soon, he got up again and took Ibrahimovic to his room.

He said to Ibrahimovic:

"I have just asked the Ibrahimovic Institute of Evolution and Dr. Ohki, and I already know something about how to solve the problem of your inability to evolve."

"As for the solution, I already have it, but I need to conduct relevant research."

As he spoke, a card appeared in his hand.

"It's just that I need you to enter the divine world and cooperate with my related research, okay?"

Ibrahimovic nodded.

"Buyi~ (no problem)"

"Okay, then prepare to enter the divine world."

Hearing this, Ge Jianxiao lightly opened the card, released the Iron Dumbbell and Bulbasaur, and entered the effective range of the Realm Advent card with Ibrahimovic.

Layers of space vortex appeared around the three Pokémon, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

After the three Pokémon disappeared, Lucario Waveguide next door's ears twitched, seeming to notice something.

But this is not surprising. Since the awakening of world consciousness, ordinary gods can also do this kind of thing, and Lucario doesn't care.

What's more... the 16-year-old rookie trainer in front of him is also his trainer's partner, so that's enough and no problem.

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