Pokémon World Gods

If there are levels of slutty talk, Dr. Ohki must be the strongest.

Back then, in the TV version, when Xiaozhi first arrived in Viridian City, Dr. Oak made a fool of himself and ridiculed Laman.

If the person he was mocking was not Xiaozhi, the person in the class who was mocked must have become autistic and ran back to Zhenxin Town, never traveling again.

Therefore, Dr. Oak should be the strongest in Zhenxin Town when it comes to talking nonsense and ridiculing.

As for Dr. Ohki, he should be Xiao Gang, who calls himself the talkative little prince.Xiaogang usually doesn't boast, it should be the truth.

"Let me add you to the group. By the way, can you use your mobile phone in school?"

Xiaogang asked.In high school in Zhenxin Town, the use of mobile phones is prohibited.

"can."

Ge Jianxiao replied.

"Breeder Xiaogang invited you to join the group chat"

"Group Chat: Zhenxin Town Trainer Relatives and Friends Group"

Damu: Oh~ it’s Jian Xiao

Xiaoxia: Who is this?

Xiaoxia: More stupid than stupid.jpg

Sonia: It’s my son, Ge Jianxiao.Jian Xiao, remember to go home after playing in your hometown for a few days.

Serena’s mother Saki: Are you the same age as my daughter?

Xiaozhi’s mother Hanako: No, he is 16 and our child is only ten.

Xiaoyao's father Qianli: I will introduce my daughter to you someday, grinning.jpg. @歌剑晓

Ge Jianxiao:......

"You are wrong, Brother Xiaogang, this is a group of relatives and friends..."

Ge Jianxiao asked Xiaogang.

"Well, it's indeed the wrong one. It's better not to bubble up in this group and introduce your daughter and son in various ways."

Ge Jianxiao:......

"Xiao Gang invited you to join the 'Zhenxin Town Trainer Exchange Group'."

Xiaoxia: Newcomers take photos and receive red envelopes. Let’s go through the process!

Xiaomao: What's the use of taking photos, can you be as handsome as me?

Xiaomao: You are so awesome.jpg

Ge Jianxiao:......

Ge Jianxiao: Photo.jpg

Citron: This guy is quite handsome. Can you lend me your facial data to make some inventions?

Kerni: Your perm engine is not enough, now you start plastic surgery?

Xiaoxia: looks good

Yulijia: looks good

Xiaomao: ... looks good

Junsha (Alola): Is there a child up there?Forget it, he looks good.

Kerni: I think it’s okay. Are you interested in finding a girlfriend?

Xiaochun: Not even close to matching me.

Xiaogang: ...I planted a peach tree in the group, you can eat more.

……

Ge Jianxiao put down his phone and looked at Xiaogang with a speechless expression.

"...Is this the extent to which you have been assimilated by Aquamarine..."

Ge Jianxiao said speechlessly.

"Isn't it fun? What's wrong?" Xiaogang asked in confusion.

Ge Jianxiao:......

No, I, Shui Qun, are not as capable as you...

……

——?——

Ge Jianxiao followed Xiaogang for a while before arriving at Xiaogang's house.

"come in."

Xiaogang opened the door and got slippers for Ge Jianxiao.

At this time, it was a little dark outside.After Xiaogang turned on the light, Ge Jianxiao could clearly see the scene inside the house.

"Hey, Gardevoir?"

As soon as he turned on the light, Ge Jianxiao found a Pokémon standing in the entrance hall.

After taking a closer look, I discovered that it was just a one-to-one restored model.

Ge Jianxiao looked around again.

"...You are so rich. The full-scale wax figures of Dr. Nemu and Gardevoir, and the figures of Junsha and Joey, are actually..."

Ge Jianxiao walked to the study and discovered the most shocking thing.

"It's actually the same proportion as Sirona... You're not afraid of being bitten by a land shark and beaten to death..."

Ge Jianxiao was speechless for a while, and after looking around, the figure alone might be worth tens of millions.

"After all, that's just my hobby."

Xiaogang walked out of the kitchen and brought out a plate of dishes.

"You are studying abroad. If you see any figures that match my aesthetics, please bring them to me. The price is easy to negotiate."

"..."

This is fine.One day, I can bring over the Two-dimensional products from before the time travel and let the Two-dimensional products from the world before the time travel invade the other world. I should be able to make a lot of money.

Well, at least Xiaogang won't let me lose money.

Ge Jianxiao was looking at Xiaogang's collection when his cell phone suddenly rang again.

"cornichon (little cucumber) requests to add you as a friend"

...Okay, I've put the group on Do Not Disturb, and you can come to me for a private chat?

The so-called cucumber is the meaning of Korni's name in French, and it is also what many people who like Korni usually call her.

In other words, this is Kerni.

"You have been added as a friend"

Little Cucumber: Hey, little brother, do you want to be my boyfriend? My sister is chasing me~

Ge Jianxiao:......

Ge Jianxiao: Sorry, my mother didn’t let me fall in love in high school.

Little Cucumber: Oh, you listen to your mother so much, and you’re actually a mama’s boy?

……you caught me.

Ge Jianxiao hesitated for a moment, then typed a paragraph and went out.

Ge Jianxiao: It’s up to you whether it’s a mom’s baby or not. My mom’s words do make sense.

Cucumber:......

After sending the message, Ge Jianxiao put down the phone.

Are all the people in New Town so idle? Even Kerni came to tease me...

However, it is still necessary to find someone to py. These people started to develop their own divine world at the age of ten. Now they are very strong and can learn some things.

During these few days in Zhenxin Town, why don't you find someone to py on?

"Jian Xiao, come here quickly, I guessed it!"

Suddenly, Xiaogang shouted loudly on the balcony, and Ge Jianxiao hurriedly ran over, even melons were prepared on the way, and he took them to the balcony along the way.

Get ready, eat melon!

……

——?——

"Look, it's true. Every time Chihong gets sprayed by me, she either goes to Qinglu to fight, or she comes to chat with Xiao Huang."

"Qinglu is not in Zhenxin Town today. I specially stimulated him, and he came as expected."

On the windowsill, Xiaogang and Ge Jianxiao had prepared melons and were looking at the house opposite.

In the courtyard of the house, Chihong and Tokiwa Lilac were chatting together.

As the two chatted, Chihong's mood gradually improved because of Tokiwa Dingxiang's liveliness, and the confidence that had been destroyed by Xiaogang gradually recovered.

Although Ge Jianxiao and Xiaogang couldn't hear it, they could roughly tell it from their facial expressions.

I just don’t know how Xiaogang can see clearly with his squinting eyes.

"Speaking of which, how many harems does Chihong have? Does Xiaoxia count?"

Ge Jianxiao asked curiously.

"Xiaoxia? What does Xiaoxia have to do with Chihong?"

Xiaogang had a question mark on his face.

"Xiaoxia is only ten years old, and Chihong is already twenty. Even if they want to, Chihong wouldn't be happy about it."

Hearing this, Ge Jianxiao understood. If Xiaoxia is only ten years old, it means that she is not Xiaoxia from the special episode, but the TV version of Celestial Blue Mermaid.

"In that case, not only Chi Hong wants the Shura Field, but Master Zhi also wants the Shura Field..."

Gee, many heroines in the TV version expressed their feelings towards Mr. Zhi, but Serina was the most cruel, stamping her directly on the face.

While Ge Jianxiao was thinking about it, Xiaogang looked at him with disgust and said:

"Stop laughing, look at that aunt of yours smiling. Look, Xiao Huang is going to follow what I taught her, A is up."

……

"Chi, look at this kid, how cute he is!"

On the street, Chihong and Tokiwa Lilac, also known as Xiao Huang, were walking on the street.

Because Chihong was in a bad mood, Changban Dingxiang chatted with Chihong for a long time, and finally pulled Chihong out to go shopping.

Most of the buildings in Zhenxin Town maintain the style of the Kanto area, and a few places are Aquamarine-style buildings.

Finally meeting a child on the street who triggered the plot, Tokiwa Clove quickly picked up the child and pinched the child's chubby face.

According to visual inspection, this child is less than two years old and looks silly and cute when walking.

"By the way, Chihong, have you ever thought about what our child will look like in the future?"

Tokiwa Clove suddenly spoke.

When two people are 20 years old, they can talk about marriage.

Dangerous...

Chihong noticed the elements, and as soon as it passed through her mind, she had an idea.He touched the child's head and said with a smile:

"Charizard's kid must be really good at fighting."

Charizard:?

Charizard thought someone was telling it to fight, so he looked outside through the Poké Ball and found Clove Tokiwa.

Well, it's Tokiwa Lilac, Xiaogang said, don't worry about it, just be the mole.

Tokiwa Dingxiang thought, and sure enough, Chihong changed the topic.

But this time, Xiaogang prepared a complete strategy for her.She calmed down her tension slightly and said:

"I'm not talking about Charizard, I'm talking about our children, us!"

This stinky girl avoids the topic every time, but the thin-skinned girl will take the initiative to back down in the end.

Xiaogang said, don't be shy, otherwise there will be no results.

"Ok?"

Chi Hong was surprised.

Today's Lilac is a little different and difficult to deal with.

Chi Hong changed his mind for a moment and knew that this time he couldn't just pass it off casually.

He took a step forward, his chest almost touching Tokiwa Clove's face.

"What happened to us?"

As he spoke, his breath blew past him, his chest touching his face.

"..."

Tokiwa Lilac blushed and backed away, her breath unsteady for a while.

Seeing this, Chi Hong knew that the effect was achieved, and Xiao Huang was just doing this for nothing.

He sighed:

"Hey, you haven't been able to face your heart, and you're not ready to face me yet. That means you haven't found your truest feelings yet.

Maybe, the person you like is not me at all. "

"Charizard, let's go."

Red threw Charizard's Poke Ball, but Charizard just lay on the ground, unwilling to get up.

"Haah~"

Charizard breathed a ring of fire and scratched his belly.

"What's going on with you today, so weird?"

Chihong wondered.

Charizard: Nonsense, I am a mole, how could I take you away?

"What about you, Dabi Bird?"

Red threw another Pidgeotto's Poké Ball.

"Bi~! (Sit back and wait to resolve the mistress' matter)"

crimson:……

He put away both Dabi Bird and Charizard, confused.

Who is behind this?I am here to ambush you Chi Ye.

It's a pity that you, Mr. Chi, can't leave.

Chihong threw a pokeball, and the Hanhan Kuailong appeared in front of him.

"Boom~"

Kuailong hugged Chihong affectionately.

The corner of the red mouth curled up.

You can bribe other guys, but you can't possibly bribe Hanhan too, right?

This wave, this wave you, Chi Ye, are one step ahead.