The Lawyer of Reason is in Douluo

"Mind your own business, who are you?" The little fat man picked his nostrils angrily. Tang San's face turned a little darker when he saw this, and without saying a word he just wrapped around him.

"Hmph, this little piece of grass wants to tie me up and make me a phoenix in flames"! As soon as he finished speaking, the little fat man's body suddenly ignited with raging flames, burning the blue silver grass. Tang San glanced at him in surprise, "What happened now, his flame restrained my martial spirit." "Haha, you know how powerful I am, Phoenix on Fire superimposed on Phoenix Fire Line"! Thick flames attacked us again, but Tang San's Blue Silver Grass couldn't block them at all, so they could only pull us away.

"Oh no, Third Brother's martial spirit has been restrained. I have to do it by myself." Xiao Wu rolled up her sleeves and looked like she was ready.

"Forget it Xiao Wu, I'll do it." I stopped her. "Oh, is Xiaoya going to take action? That's the best thing to do, teach that damn fat man a lesson!" I watched speechlessly as Xiao Wu gave me a "I'm optimistic about you" look and walked to the front.

"Hey, you're still not a man, let a little girl come over and stop you." The little fat man didn't feel the seriousness of the matter at this time, and still looked at us arrogantly.

Damn fat man, you're done. You actually interrupted my meal time, "Reload little rabbit, open the anti-entropy weapons arsenal! I can't even use artillery to deal with you, reload little rabbit, search for weapons, a salted fish." drop! Searched for weapon: a salted fish. ps: No one knows what makes this salted fish so sharp and hard.

"Armed composition"! The blue light slowly condensed in my hand, "It appeared, it appeared! Xiaoya's magical ability to manifest weapons, what kind of weapon will it be this time?" Xiao Wu looked at my hand excitedly. "Come, come, Xiaoya has manifested...a fish! Or a salted fish! Xiaoya, I know you are hungry, but you don't have to be so perfunctory"!

Ignoring Xiao Wu's shouts and Tang San's surprised eyes, I made two gestures with the salted fish in my hand in what I thought was a majestic gesture: "It's a long road, only a bitch can keep you company! Your bitch is my bitch." "! "Ha" the little fat man looked at me in confusion. My eyes lit up, and I yelled, "Eat my salted fish with a thorn!" It suddenly turned into a silver afterimage and flashed directly behind the little fat man.

"Oh ant, wow, it's all the way down". (Expression of a strong man) "Nani"! "He fell to the ground with a cry."

Xiao Wu and Tang San stared blankly at the radiant salted fish in my hand. Xiao Wu ran over excitedly and knocked on it, "Wow, is this a salted fish soul beast? Why is it so hard?" . Tang San stroked the salted fish as if it were a treasure, and muttered that if this thing could be used as a hidden weapon...

"Tang San, Xiaowu Xiaoya, why are you here?" At this time, Dai Mubai came over from nowhere. "Holy shit! Ma Hongjun! What's wrong with him?" "Hey, do you know this damn fat guy?" Xiao Wu poked Ma Hongjun, who was lying motionless on the ground.

"This guy's name is Ma Hongjun. He is the last student of Shrek Academy. What happened to him?" Dai Mubai pointed at him and said.

"This guy teased good women, but Xiaoya slapped him with salted fish. Wait, you said he was the last student." Xiao Wu looked at Dai Mubai in disbelief.

"Yes, counting me and the sausage seller yesterday, there are only three of us students in Shrek Academy, because the principal has said that even if the academy closes down, it will not accept mediocre people. It is better to have a shortage than to overfill." "Would you rather be short-term than indiscriminate? It seems that the principal is a very strict person." Tang San touched his hair and said.

"Oh, yes, that's why the college is so poor. Forget it, you will know later... Wait! You just said that Fatty was clicked by Xiaoya"! "Yes, this is the salted fish used." . After speaking, Xiao Wu also handed a salted fish to Dai Mubai.

"I...even though he is like this, he doesn't need to be so harsh." Dai Mubai looked at me carefully, fearing that I would snap him if I were unhappy.

"Hmph! Who asked him to tease a decent woman? She deserves it." "Actually, it's not Ma Hongjun's fault. His martial spirit is defective. If it weren't for that, he would explode and die." "You boys are so filthy, how could you have such a martial spirit?" Xiao Wu looked at Ma Hongjun lying on the ground with disgust.

"What happened to me just now?" Ma Hongjun woke up from the ground in a daze. When he saw me, he immediately shivered and quickly retreated to the back. "What did you just do to me? Why was I so decadent and didn't want to move, as if..."

"A salted fish, right?" the three of them said in unison. "Is it possible..." Dai Mubai looked at the salted fish in his hand and immediately threw it to the ground. "This is the skill of the Salted Fish Sword, the Salted Fish Spirit, which causes the target hit to fall into a Salted Fish state." At this time I happened to come out and explain. "And one more thing". "What's going on?" The four of them looked at me together.

"I'm hungry"!!!