I'm in Konoha: A thundering gossip at the beginning

in a pub.

"So, what do you want to do when you bring this brat to me, Jiraiya?"

Tsunade filled herself a glass of wine, looked at Jiraiya and asked.

"Hey, don't be so shy. Come and have a drink with me. You've already been paid off."

"Tsuna, Master Tsunade..."

There was some panic on Shizune's little face, and she pulled on Tsunade's clothes, trembling.

Before Jiraiya could answer.

Tsunade looked at her beloved disciple, who was teased by Tianxiu for a while, and veins popped out on her forehead.

"Kid! Watch your words and deeds!"

Tsunade said angrily.

"Ha, woman, you are mine too, you know?"

Tianxiu looked dissatisfied when she looked at Tsunade, who was being very aggressive even though she owed him money.

"I am your man"

Tsunade was very happy. This kid may not look big, but he is big at heart!

"Otherwise, give me back the money, twenty million taels!"

Tianxiu stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Tsunade.

"Why don't you go and grab it!"

Tsunade was immediately annoyed.

This took less than a day.

From five million taels, to ten million taels, and now to twenty million taels.

No underground bank is as dark as you!

"If I don't have any money, then as promised, I'll use you two to pay off the debt!"

Tianxiu was also annoyed and glared at Tsunade.

"Okay, okay, the old man asked me to bring Tianxiu here. He just graduated from the ninja school and needs to form a team.

The old man wants you to be responsible. "

Jiraiya looked at the two people at odds and quickly acted as peacemaker.

"I'll be responsible"

Tsunade pointed at herself in disbelief.

At the same time, he looked at Tianxiu with extremely shocked eyes.

Are you kidding me? This kid looks relatively small.

But Tsunade never expected that Tianxiu would just graduate from the ninja school.

Is the current ninja school in Konoha so ferocious? They cultivate such monsters.

"Don't be ridiculous, Konoha has nothing to do with me anymore. I don't have time to be responsible for this brat."

Tsunade calmed down and said calmly, but the waves in her beautiful eyes showed that she was a little confused.

"Tsunade.……"

"Ha, woman, are you mistaken? The old man said that you are called the big fat sheep, and there will be endless drinks with you. He also said that you are pretty good-looking and can drink with me. I just Agree to come see you."

Tianxiu slapped the table and said.

"Big, big fat sheep is here to drink with you."

Tsunade's expression slowly darkened, and the corners of her eyes began to twitch.

"boom!"

"How dare the old man say that to me!"

Tsunade faced Jiraiya. ...a punch.

"puff!"

Jiraiya clutched his stomach, his face full of pain.

"Guan, it's none of my business. That's what I'm talking about."

Jiraiya clutched his stomach and looked devastated.

This trip out on my own was really miserable.

He was almost killed by Tianxiu, and now he was beaten by Tsunade.

The problem is, the blame belongs to the old man!

"That old guy! I will beat him away when I get back!"

Tsunade clenched her fists, with veins showing on them. You can imagine how angry Tsunade was now.

Old man, what did he call her as a long-term drinking companion?

"Stop being so verbose, even if there was no old man, you would still have lost yourself to me!"

Tianxiu was very angry. This stinky bitch refused to admit the money she lost! Can anyone else afford Tianxiu's debt?

Even that old man, the Third Hokage, couldn't rely on his Tianxiu! "You brat!"

"Tsunade, Tsunade, don't make Tianxiu angry."

Jiraiya saw the anger on Tianxiu's face getting stronger and stronger, and was startled, and quickly whispered to Tsunade.

"Um"

Although Tsunade was angry at this time, her reason was still there.

Although Jiraiya was sometimes unreliable, at times like this, it was impossible to find trouble.

"After Tianxiu is drunk, if he gets angry, he will not be able to distinguish between friend and foe. In the previous chunin exam, Tianxiu flattened the forest of death. Orochimaru went to stop him, but he was almost hacked by the rampaging Tianxiu. .

Therefore, when he is drunk, it is better not to stimulate him. "

Jiraiya said quietly.

If Tianxiu goes berserk like he did during the Chuunin exams, there will be no solution.

During the chuunin exam, it was because Tianxiu wanted to drink, but there was still a solution.

Now it was because of something that Tsunade disobeyed him.

Could it be that in order to stop Tianxiu, Tsunade must be given to him?

"......."

After Tsunade heard this, her pupils shrank suddenly and she looked at Tianxiu in disbelief.

Although after knowing that Tianxiu was brought by Jiraiya, Tsunade guessed that the kid who played with snakes before was... Orochimaru.

But she didn't expect that Orochimaru would almost lose to the kid in front of him and the three of them, and they were called the "Three Ninjas"

But currently, in terms of strength, Orochimaru should be ranked first.

This kid is so drunk that he can even defeat Orochimaru?

"What do you think? If you make up your mind to follow me, you can enjoy the hot and spicy food."

Tianxiu saw Tsunade staring at him and thought she had changed her mind, so she said proudly.

"Kid, you seem to be a good drinker."

Tsunade suppressed her anger, and the corners of her mouth curved into a touching arc.

"Of course. I'm known as the one who never gets drunk after a thousand cups. If you ask this white-haired bastard, I've never been drunk in my life!"

Tianxiu said confidently.

"......."

Jiraiya's lips twitched when he heard what Tianxiu said.

If you've never been drunk, you'll do less good things when you're drunk!

If you count down the good things Tianxiu did when he was drunk, they are really countless.

Almost killed Kakashi as a spy.

The Chunin Exams leveled the Death Forest.

He almost killed Orochimaru as a spy from an enemy village.

There was also the person who killed the root and ran to collect the reward, but he encountered Danzo and stabbed him again...

Jiraiya really didn't know how Tianxiu said such shameless words.

"Okay, then let's have a drinking contest! If you lose, I'll cancel the debt I owe you."

Tsunade looked at Tianxiu and said confidently.

She still couldn't believe how good this kid was at drinking.

"I can't lose! Because I can't get drunk at all!"

Tianxiu is extremely confident.

"If you lose, you and the lady behind you will all be mine!"

Tianxiu pointed at Tsunade and Shizune and said.

"Okay, it's a deal!"

Tsunade's determination to refuse to admit defeat also increased.

"Tsuna, Tsunade-sama...".

Shizune almost cried, she was treated as a bet by the two bosses.

If Tsunade-sama loses. ..."I don't want to be in debt!"