Purple Sweet Potato Essence's Journey to Beauty Man (The Great Demon King of Beauty Man)

When Qian Song came home, the first thing he did was pet the cat.

The Yuan Devourer knew that he would be masturbated, so he hid under the sofa, but Qian Song, known as "Super Cat Radar", found it easily, and masturbated him from beginning to end.

"Oh, little Tom, you don't even know what I went through today." Qian Song babbled to his beloved pet while stroking the cat.

The Yuan Devourer really wants to say you can pull it down, I know everything, but it is not yet ready to reveal its identity.

"Look, this is what I got from Ghost Rider! Hellfire, this is amazing!" Qian Song excitedly took out the magic bottle and showed it off in front of Yuan Devourer.

The Yuan Devourer glanced at the magic bottle and turned his head away with disdain.

Garbage, I have countless collections. I have the skeleton of a god of the underworld in a different dimension. The garbage in your hand cannot enter my eyes.

"Hey, you silly cat, don't be ignorant." Qian Song picked up the cat, "As long as I hold this flame, I can reflect our soul in the mirror, soul! Although I am a monster, I After all, he is just a little demon now, and he has not yet reached the realm of cultivating the Yang God, and he can't even get out of the body of the Yin God."

He doesn't think that the switching of his consciousness between the main body and the avatar is the out-of-body of the Yin God. In fact, the situation of the out-of-body of the Yin God is described in the Da Yao's inheritance, which is completely inconsistent with him.

The most basic feature of Yinshen going out of body is that one can observe one's physical body from the perspective of God, which essentially means that the spiritual will is completely separated from the physical body.

Although Qian Song can freely switch bodies, he can't do the above two points at all - the main body or the avatar, he must be in one of them, and cannot be separated separately.

Thinking wildly, he held the magic bottle in his hand and carried the orange cat to the front of the big mirror in the bathroom.

There is a person and a cat in the mirror. Three inches above the cat's head, there is a looming miniature kitten floating.

Qian Song sighed with some disappointment: "Little Tom, look, your soul is as cute as yours, but it's a pity that I still don't have a soul."

Perhaps, his soul is in the ontology.

But his body is too big. After a while, he might be as big as Mount Everest. Where in the world is there such a big mirror for him?

Of course, the soul of the Devouring Beast can’t be photographed so easily. It’s cheating. In order to play an ordinary cat well, it has prepared before Qian Song’s return—a kind of herbal medicine from a different dimension. Containing it under the root of the tongue can simulate the soul breath of other creatures.

The Yuan Devouring Beast didn't even dare to show Qian Song its own body, let alone its soul.

Think about it in another way, the cute cat who gets along day and night suddenly turns into the appearance of Cthulhu, who can be happy?

Feeling bored, Qian Song casually put the magic bottle in the bathroom, then went back to the living room to watch TV for a while.

"Huh? Why is the TV broken?"

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On the opposite side of Qian Song's house, Jian Ni was staring at the display screen helplessly.

At 1 p.m., S.H.I.E.L.D. professionals installed more than 100 pinhole cameras in Qian Song's room.

These people are indeed professional. They completed all the installation tasks in less than half an hour, and did not move any items in Qiansong's house by even 1mm.

Qian Song and Yuan Devourer were not there at the time, so no one stopped them.

The Devouring Beast walked back to the apartment before Qian Song, and it smelled a special smell as soon as it entered.

In fact, let alone high-level life forms like Yuan Devouring Beasts, even ordinary cats have a very sensitive sense of smell, and it is not difficult to smell the smell of strangers.

Following the smell, Yuan Devourer found all the cameras and invisible microphones.

As a result... of course they were all destroyed.

In just an instant, all the hidden monitoring equipment were scrapped by the special magnetic field erupting from the Yuan Devourer. Of course, the TV in the living room and all the household appliances in the powered state were also affected by Chiyu and broke down.

So, the screen in front of the female agent Miss Jane was completely dark, there was no signal, and she couldn't see anything.

"Such a strong sense of anti-reconnaissance? He is a master." In the headset, the voice of Chief Fury came.

Jenny closed her notebook and asked, "So what should I do next?"

"A qualified agent should have his own judgment, Jane." Fury replied: "This is your mission, complete it, and come back!"

"Yes, Director." Jenny said with determination.

After hanging up the chief's communication, her face collapsed again, and she buried her face in the crook of her arms: "Ah, what should I do... This is the first time I have received a solo assignment... "

All of a sudden, various techniques and methods learned in the special training camp flashed through her mind one after another, but she couldn't find a method that could perfectly complete the task.

She just wanted to pinch her nose and try to use her beauty tricks. After all, Qian Song is not handsome at all, not the type she likes.

However, even if she had the consciousness of "sacrificing her life to feed a tiger", who would have thought that man would not be hooked at all.

"No, I must approach him... He doesn't like a beauty like me, so what would he like?" Jane frowned and thought, "Pet shop...pet...cats, yes! His cat, he likes it Cat! Haha."

Jian Ni finally thought of a way to get close to Qian Song: to do what she likes.

Plan 1: Find someone to kidnap Qian Song’s cat, and then save the British cat with a beautiful woman. Qian Song will be very grateful.

Solution 2: Try to attract Qian Song's cat and let that cat attach to you, so that you can use that cat as a bond to get closer and closer to Qian Song.

Plan 3: Prepare a few beautiful cats, such as the top three winners of the National Cat Beauty Pageant held in New York not long ago, and present these cats to Qian Song.

Plan 4: Make up for pet knowledge, take the initiative to come to Qian Song’s cat to do various physical examinations and breeding suggestions, so as to make friends.

Plan 5: Prepare a beautiful female cat in estrus, and let Qiansong’s orange cat run to her every day (the gender information of Qiansong’s cat is registered in the pet store).

Jane felt that any one would work, and her self-confidence returned, and she really deserved to be a super female agent with both intelligence and beauty.

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Qian Song sat on the sofa with a dark face. All the TV sets, refrigerators, and air conditioners at home were broken, except for the lighting fixtures.

He felt the world's deep malice towards him.

The price of goods in this country is very expensive, and the labor cost is not cheap. Whether it is to buy a new one or find someone to repair it, it is a lot of money.

Although he got some money from the gang leader, he couldn't stand such a toss.

What to do when the money runs out?

He came to play games and enjoy life, not to work and earn money. He really didn't want to be a monster and still be a salaryman.

"Well... let's go to Hell's Kitchen when we have time." Qian Song felt that he was becoming more and more like a hero - wouldn't he be a hero if he went to destroy the dark den of criminals?

It's just that he, a hero, will ask the villains to charge some labor fees, just to be able to eat.

"Oh, it's not easy for me either." Qian Song bent down and pinched the Yuan Devouring Beast's cheeks: "Little Mimi, aren't I just trying to make you live a good life? I'll be in a cave even if I'm in a vegetative state You can make a living here."

Yuan Devouring Beast: "Ah! Here it comes again, this look... so damn gentle."