Purple Sweet Potato Essence's Journey to Beauty Man (The Great Demon King of Beauty Man)

In the previous life, there was a famous stalk about Conan on the Internet, calling him "the elementary school student of death", which means that wherever Conan goes, there will be murders.

Later, this stalk was widely used in various literary works to describe the passive buff of "causing trouble" in the "protagonist halo".

Qian Song is a little bit suspicious that he has this kind of "buff" now, but when he turned his head and looked at the panicked customers and shop assistants, as well as Peter Parker standing in front of him, Qian Song felt that maybe it wasn't his problem, maybe Did the "buff" on Spider-Man work this time?

After all, there are simply too many literary works with Spider-Man as the protagonist.

Compared with a "professional protagonist" like Spiderman, Qian Song is more like a passerby.

Besides, Qian Song also knew this ferocious monster on the opposite side—isn't this the venom?

Venom and Spider-Man are a pair of old enemies in the comics.

Looking at the situation, the venom and his host are not perfectly integrated now, perhaps because the parasite has not been around for a long time.

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Peter Parker was very anxious, this monster looked very evil at first sight, he really wanted to rush up to subdue it, but he just changed the leather jacket of Spider-Man before he came to the coffee shop, so if he rushed up now, wouldn't it be the same as saying hello to the monster? The world declared, is Spider-Man really Peter Parker?

"Qian, can you hold him back first? I'm going to the bathroom." Peter said to Qian Song, "One minute... oh no, just 1 seconds is enough!"

Of course Qian Song knew that he was going to the bathroom to change his equipment, so he nodded and said, "Okay, this guy looks very strong, so hurry up, or I'll have to collect his body."

Of course Qian Song was joking. Before he came out in the afternoon, he had confirmed through proprioception that he had 3813092 clones so far—no way, purple sweet potato can reproduce asexually, and it would be even more serious if it became sperm. , His mountain-like huge body germinated too much, too fast.

Of course, these 3813092 clones are scattered all over the world, all of which were washed to various continents and islands by ocean currents, even Antarctica.

These avatars are buried deep in the ground, and they are all in a dormant state, waiting for Qian Song's consciousness to transfer up, and they will be activated immediately, "blooming life", and turning into a human form.

Therefore, even if all these clones are dead, and Spider-Man collects 100 corpses for him every day, it will take 104 years to collect them all.

Peter Parker nodded seriously, and then quickly ran into the bathroom.

The Yuan Devourer on the table stopped eating. It has eaten a total of 3 octopus balls since just now. To be honest, these things are not one-tenth as delicious as the cat food made by Qian Song.

Glancing at the venom, Yuan Devourer showed no interest at all, licked its paws boredly, and then washed its face with them.

This kind of creature called "Symbiont" has been seen too much by Yuan Devourer, and it has swallowed too many.

Reminiscing back then, in the wild universe before the Milky Way was born, everything was nothingness. There was an evil god named Gnar who was sleeping in the darkness. Suddenly, one day, a strong light appeared and woke him up.

The light was produced by the Celestials who were creating all things. Gnar, who was full of arousal, took out his companion artifact [Black Death Sword] from the darkness, and killed a Celestial with the sword.

This [Black Death Sword] is the ancestor of all Symbiotes.

Because of killing gods, Gnar was exiled to the "land of nothingness" by other god groups, where he used the blood flames and hammers of the gods' corpses to further forge the black death sword. Weaknesses of the symbiote spawn.

When the Primordial Beast passed by a symbiote planet, some daring symbiotes actually wanted to parasitize it.

Back then, the Metadevourer was still a teenager, traveling alone in the Marvel Universe. It was considered a new arrival. He didn’t want to get into trouble, so he just swallowed 10,000+ symbiotes as a punishment. Otherwise, the entire symbiote planet would be treated as dessert by it. Eat.

Of course, the Yuan Devourer is not too young now, and it is much more mature. If this matter is put into today...it still won’t devour planets casually—that’s what Devouring Stars does, Yuan Devourer now lives like As delicate as a cat, only interested in shiny and rare treasures, so don't be so rude.

The distance between the symbiote planet and the earth is unknown how many galaxies as large as the Milky Way, and even if it is calculated in light-years, it is an astronomical figure.

Today, I have actually seen symbionts on the earth, and I have to sigh how expansive they are.

However, the breath of this symbiote is too weak, right?

Back then, the symbiont that tried to parasitize the devouring beast was extremely powerful, and its size was so overwhelming that even the devil in hell would fuck off if it saw it, but what about this one in front of it?

Weak, pitiful, and still baring his teeth, he laughed so hard.

Like Yuan Devourer, Qian Song also saw the fighting power of venom:

"Grade: 11 (16)

Attack Power: 196 (310)

Evaluation: The host is a human symbiont, not yet fully parasitic, and the state is unstable"

Venom didn't rush to bite Qiansong, or chase Spider-Man in the bathroom, because its state was really unstable.

It stood there stupidly, talking to itself like a schizophrenic:

"I'm hungry, Eddie!"

"I know, but you can't just..."

"I said, I'm hungry! I want to eat people!"

"We made an appointment, you can't just eat people."

"Then I'll eat your liver... oh, it's so delicious!"

"Eat my liver? I am your host. If the host is dead, aren't you finished too?"

"No, I will cure you, and your liver will grow back."

"Ouch...that's disgusting..."

"Eddie, look, there's a silly hat in front of you who is stunned, just like his pet cat, and still doesn't run for his life, let's eat him!"

"No, he's not a bad guy, you can't eat a good guy."

"How do you know he's not a bad guy? What if he is a bad guy?"

"Oh, shutup, you parasite, I told you not to eat people casually, otherwise you will get out of my body!"

"What? A parasite? You call me a parasite? Apologies!"

"I do not!"

"Apologize!"

"I do not!"

"Apologize! Otherwise I'll bite off that orange cat's head!"

"Oh, you mean bastard...well I apologize, Sorry!"

Eddie, the host of the venom, was originally an outspoken reporter. Because of his upright character, he offended the rich and powerful, lost his job, broke up his girlfriend, and even ran away from his beloved cat, which is too miserable.

As a cat lover, he is a cat slave like Qian Song. He really couldn't bear to see the parasitic monster in his body kill the cat.

Yuan Devouring Beast: "...a sucker on the tentacle of this cat's original form is bigger than your home planet, you still want to bite my head? Come and try!"