Drinking black tea calmly at Hogwarts

After crouching with his head in his arms and enduring a set of crouching tiger fists, Zhang Xu stood up, thinking about whether to cast a brick spell on the Weasley twins so that they would forget what they saw tonight.

Scarlet knew that Zhang Xu was going to meet Voldemort, but Zhang Xu never told her the time and place, and always excused it by saying that he was not sure about it every time he asked her.

The abnormality at Hogwarts tonight made her aware of the truth very quickly, so she waited for Zhang Xu to come back in the foyer, and then beat him up to vent her anger.

Out of breath, Scarlet turned around and left. After Zhang Xu tidied up his clothes, he planned to go to the bathroom to take a bath, and then go back to the dormitory to sleep.

Just when he was about to go up the stairs, Zhang Xu felt someone staring at him from behind.

Turning his head, he found that it was Snape who had just come up from the basement.

Zhang Xu nodded to Snape, indicating that his boss was fine.

Snape with a liquid nitrogen face didn't say anything, just walked past Zhang Xu, walked up the stairs and left.

Zhang Xu sighed, and then walked up the stairs.

Before he had gone far, Zhang Xu was stopped by someone in the corridor.

"Good evening, Professor McGonagall." Zhang Xu greeted.

Professor McGonagall looked at Professor Zhang coldly, but did not respond to the other party's greeting.

Professor McGonagall glanced coldly at Zhang Xu a few times, as if wanting to see if he was injured.

After discovering that Zhang Xu was alive and kicking, Professor McGonagall greeted him with a "huh".

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In the professor's bathroom, colorful bubbles of several colors floated on the hot water in the bath to relieve physical fatigue and eliminate mental stress. Even the air in the bathroom was filled with colorful steam.

Zhang Xu soaked everything below his chin in hot water, and then took a deep breath.

It can be said that Zhang Xu is walking a tightrope tonight, and he will be finished if he is not careful.

Now after returning to Hogwarts, as soon as the whole person relaxes, he immediately feels exhausted both physically and mentally.

"How do you feel, Zhang?" A voice from the other end of the bath said at this time, "This is my specially formulated bubble, which is very effective in relieving fatigue. It took me several years to finalize this formula."

"It feels good, thank you, Professor." Zhang Xu replied with his eyes closed.

Exhaustion flooded his heart, Zhang Xu felt that he was going to die of sleepiness, and now he just wanted to go back and have a good sleep.

"Do you have any goals in life?" The voice sounded from the other side of the bath.

"Money, make money, make big money." Zhang Xu replied.

"Your goal is really" The other party didn't know what to say helplessly.

"Such a goal is better than conquering the world and world peace." Zhang Xu said, "Since I have the ability to make money, then don't let my own ability go."

"Since you came to Hogwarts, I found that I have not been able to see through you. I always feel that we are people from two worlds." The professor in the bathroom said, "I started to pay attention to you when you were in the first grade. Your every move."

"You are like the catfish in what you call the catfish effect, activating the whole of Hogwarts."

After Zhang Xu heard this, he wanted to sink to the bottom of the bath and be a peaceful catfish.

Over the years, he has told Hogwarts teachers and students all kinds of chicken soup for the soul and various jokes, including the famous "catfish effect" joke that was made up.

Not to mention that sardines are seawater fish and catfish are freshwater fish. If you throw catfish into a seawater pool where sardines are raised, catfish will only die.

It goes without saying that modern sardine fishing operations use purse seines, and the sardines caught in the boat will be soaked in salt water until they come ashore, and there is no need to guarantee freshness.

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It goes without saying that as long as a high-power blower ensures the oxygen content in the water, the sardines in the water will not be suffocated to death.If you don't move, you will die. Zhang Xu sat in front of the computer for a day in his last life, which is already enough for him to travel hundreds of times.

Not to mention that in the animal world, sardines hide from predators like sharks, and they are not lazy fish at all.

This kind of thing that I don't know is made up by some fool in the country, makes Zhang Xu lose face to the UK.

Who would have thought that Hermione liked to eat sardines for a while when she was a child, and then read a lot of books about sardines

Fortunately, Zhang Xu did not go to Durmstrang in Northern Europe, otherwise he would definitely be beaten up by students from Norway for belittling the IQ of Norwegians.

When the professor mentioned his black history, Zhang Xu had no choice but to change the subject.

"The students at Hogwarts are all energetic young people. I just guided them a little bit. Isn't everyone doing very well now?"

"Is your going out tonight related to the mysterious man?" the professor asked suddenly.

"Yeah, I met him once, but the conversation fell apart because of disagreements." Zhang Xu said lightly.

It's just the sound of water coming from the opposite side of the bath, which shows that the audience is not so calm.

"If the mysterious person can make you a lot of money, would you cooperate with him?" The other person was asking Zhang Xu rather than asking.

"That idiot of the mysterious man, he is turning back the wheel of history. If you cooperate with him, let alone make money, you will be blamed if you don't lose money until you die." Zhang Xu replied.

"Can the mysterious man be defeated?" The voice from the opposite side of the steam was a little low, "Professor Dumbledore is old."

"We can't just rely on Professor Dumbledore, we have to rely on ourselves." Zhang Xu said, "The mysterious man is also a human being, as long as he is a human being, he can find a way to eliminate him."

After a "huh" on the other side, he stopped talking.

After a while, there was a sound of water.

"I'm going back to rest first. You should have a good sleep tonight. I'll ask you to ask for leave for the Charms class tomorrow morning. I'll help you and Professor Snape, and I'll even ask you for his Potions class." It's a vacation. You can have a good rest." Professor Flitwick said as he walked towards the clothes rack.

"Thank you, Professor." Zhang Xu said gratefully.

Just now Zhang Xu ran into the dean of his own college in front of the professor's bathroom. Zhang Xu just wanted to move to the prefect's bathroom, but was pulled in by Professor Flitwick.

None of the professors is an idiot. The principal declared martial law in the school, and Zhang Xu was not in the school at the same time. Zhang Xu came back not long after the martial law was lifted. It didn't take much thinking to know that this matter must have something to do with Zhang Xu.

Moreover, Professor Flitwick knew that Zhang Xu had been helping Dumbledore fight Voldemort, so it was easy to think that this matter must have something to do with Voldemort.

So Professor Flitwick took Zhang Xu to check whether Zhang Xu was injured on the pretext of taking a bath together.

Professor Flitwick was a duel champion when he was young, and he had participated in countless duels. His understanding of various injuries was no weaker than Madam Pomfrey's.

Faced with the concern of his own dean, Zhang Xu couldn't refuse.

After seeing that Zhang Xu had a few skin injuries that lasted no longer than 5 minutes, Professor Flitwick felt relieved.

Zhang Xu was left alone in the bathroom. He took a deep breath and sank into the water, sitting cross-legged on the bottom of the pool.

Professor Flitwick's last words just now are very representative. He has already believed in Voldemort's return, but has no confidence in whether he can defeat Voldemort, and pins all his hopes on Dumbledore.

In the UK, the first point is the understanding of a small number of wizards, and the last two points are the thoughts of most wizards.

This is also the reason why Voldemort has been powerful for a long time. Except for Dumbledore, few wizards in England dare to face him.

If we want to change this, there is still a long way to go.