[Naruto/HP] Be a ninja magician

After watching Minato Boy's new ninjutsu, Orochimaru and Harry caught Jiraiya again and took him back as he was.

Ji Lai also escaped in vain, and cursed angrily while being dragged back by one left and one right.

"Look a little bit like a man, Zilaiye." Orochimaru looked at him contemptuously, "I just use a little chakra from you, and it's not to kill you. As for pushing back and forth like this?"

Ji Lai also urged loudly: "That should be enough! My Chakra is not blown by a strong wind. It's not like you don't know how uncomfortable it is to run out of Chakra!"

"I really don't know." Orochimaru said, "Estimating according to the limit of the body and planning the use of chakra in advance are the basic common sense taught in ninja elementary school."

"I don't know." Harry also said, "I don't even use ninjutsu very rarely, so I don't quite understand this kind of trouble, sorry."

Orochimaru forced the experimental body back into the chair, looked at him condescendingly, and came to the final conclusion: "Understood? Only a fool would use up all the chakra."

Jiraiya first suffered a wave of IQ blows, and then was forced to completely exhaust his physical strength, which can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted.

When he was finally let go, he slumped on the chair without moving for a long time, his eyes were blank, his expression was blank, and the words 'I'm already a useless person' were written brightly on his face.

Harry felt a little guilty, and offered to make amends: "Thanks for your hard work, how about I treat you to a drink tonight?"

Zilai also raised his eyelids and looked at him a few times, probably because he felt that he had suffered a loss, that someone would not go to a treat for nothing, so he agreed.

That night, Harry took Lin, who was brought back by Kanako, to play for a while, and put the little girl to sleep in a small bed. After checking that it was about the same time, he simply packed up and prepared to go out for the meeting.

Yihe originally wanted to stay at home, and the reason was very high-sounding: "If Lin wakes up later and finds that there is no one at home, she will be scared."

He is always like this, he has no social needs, and he never bothers to manage interpersonal relationships. He lives in his own world on his own, with as few desires as a living person.

Harry couldn't possibly fulfill his wish for the fearful dead house, he dragged Yi He's wrist out: "There are so many ways to look after the house, there's no need to do it yourself, I cast magic in her room, and I can sense it when she wakes up." Now, if you are still not at ease, just leave a body|body to watch."

Seeing that Yihe still had a reluctance on his face, he coaxed again: "Okay, even if you go with me, if you come here and that guy pours me wine, you can help me block it."

He fumbled for a long time, but Yihe was finally persuaded, changed his clothes, and went out with him.

Due to an incident before departure, the two arrived a few minutes late, and when they arrived at the izakaya they had agreed upon, Zilai had already gone to a private room to form a table with an acquaintance they happened to meet.

Harry glanced at it, and found that the box was full of regular Jnin and Chunin. Most of them were his acquaintances, but there were a few people he knew well—such as Sakumo and his two teammates from the Jnin period, Moonlight Ye Ying and Matt Dai.

He has always been adaptable, so after consulting everyone's opinions and confirming that they don't mind adding two more seats, he dragged Yihe in without hesitation.

There is not so much hypocrisy and coyness between men, and the friendship at the wine table is established faster. After introducing each other, after a few drinks, they soon start to call each other brothers.

Most of the people present here are married people. After going around, the topic turned back to marriage and family.

"Speaking of which, Shang Yueguang has been married for more than half a year, so she should be preparing for pregnancy, right?" a person asked.

Ye Ying responded.He is still not in good health, his breathing is a bit heavy, but there is a light and happy smile on his pale face: "That's right. If there is good news, I will invite you to drink to celebrate."

A group of people booed, and someone asked: "Then do you want a boy or a girl?"

Before he finished speaking, the other person sitting next to him elbowed him: "That's too much, Mr. Xi Hi, do you want to show off your daughter again?"

The young man who asked the question was called Yuhi Zhenhong, the nephew of Teacher Yuhi, who gave birth to a daughter named Yuhihong, who was about the same age as Lin, and was the only winner in life who had a daughter besides Harry.

Zhenhong grinned: "Envy me for having a daughter, don't you? Envy you don't either, hehe!"

The conversation was quite embarrassing and extremely arrogant.

The others booed him in unison, obviously not the first time he had heard him show off like this.

A group of grown men were noisily drinking wine, and suddenly, a female voice exploded over the izakaya like a bolt from the blue: "Ryosuke Yamashiro! Have you sneaked here to drink again?! Get out, old lady!"

That roar was full of anger and acrimony, which made every married man's heart skip a beat.

Even though she has retired and become a full-time housewife, the woman still has Konoha ninja's unique fierceness and fierceness, striding in from outside the store, looking like a torch, searching for the prisoner between the boxes.

Soon, she found her husband who was trying to sneak out from the innermost box, grabbed the drunk man by the ear, cursed a few words, and dragged him out without explanation.

When passing by Harry's box, the housewife who was full of aura met Harry, froze for a moment, and tentatively called, "...Master?"

Harry smiled and nodded, "Mother Aoba."

In the past few years in Muye Village, Harry had nothing to do, so he often took Lin to participate in various activities spontaneously organized by the housewives in the village.The original intention was to start from a baby and help his daughter lay a good foundation for future popularity in advance, but he has the characteristics of a leader in his character, and he is well versed in the skills of using ninjutsu to do housework. Elected as the head of the Housewives Mutual Aid Group.

Taking the box he was sitting in now as an example, he was not familiar with this group of Jenin, Zhongnin, but he basically knew their wives and children.

In a sense, it can be regarded as having a wide network of contacts.

Mrs. Yamashiro exchanged a few casual greetings with the head of the group that she met by accident, expressing that she would hurry home and punish her man to kneel on the washboard. She politely said goodbye, turned her face away, and turned back into that tigress again, holding her hands aggressively. Husband's ears went out.

After she left, the box fell into an eerie silence, and the male ninjas looked at Harry strangely.

It's no wonder that they have heard their wives talk about the head of the housewives' group, intentionally or unintentionally.A single man mixed with housewives is already a sense of crisis, but when he is well-known among the members, he has "a handsome guy with a very gentlemanly demeanor", "a peerless good man who can do housework", "Perfect model father" and other resounding titles are often used as role models for comparison, and it is difficult for husbands not to list him as the number one object of defense.

Now that mysterious leader of the rival team is sitting in front of him, which man can hold his breath?

Someone was already thinking about poisoning Harry's glass.

However, the person involved didn't seem to feel the hostility from everyone at all, turned his head slightly, and talked to the companion beside him: "It's just an ordinary tea party! Trust me!...Then I have nothing to do when I'm idle. Go, let Lin play with people of the same age and make some friends... As for the identity of the group leader, it's all recommended for fun and has no practical significance. He is only responsible for managing funds and taking the lead in organizing activities... Are you angry? Really mad? Don't-"

His companion was too strong to drink, and his cheeks turned red after only two glasses of wine. At this moment, his face was stern and his mouth was pursed, without saying a word, obviously unhappy.

The two of them were not very close, and their interaction gestures and actions were no different from those of ordinary friends, but when a man was drunk, he often staggered, and it was normal for them to lean on each other with their shoulders crossed. Deliberately trying to cover up.

Combining what the interpreter said with the listener's response...

A keen person noticed the hidden truth, looked at the two of them ambiguously for a while, and asked, "So, what kind of relationship do you two actually have?"

Harry glanced at the speaker, frowning slightly.

He doesn't mind what others say about him, but he doesn't want to hear unfriendly remarks towards Yihe. This person's tone makes him uncomfortable. If Yihe also feels offended, then the party will come to an end That's it.

He was thinking whether to let the speaker fall into a ditch or hit the wall on the way home, when the hand on his knee warmed up, it was Yihe who reached out, covered the back of his hand with his palm, and patted him soothingly.

Then Yihe said the first words since the table besides "Hello" and self-introduction: "Yes, we... I am his lover."

The air froze for two seconds, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, with different expressions, but the tense atmosphere was completely swept away.

——The premise of a rival in love is that they have the same sexual orientation. Since the other party likes men, why are they so nervous?

Shuo Mao knocked on the table and smoothed things over in a timely manner: "Don't just stand still, the wine is getting cold. Come, come, let me toast you all."

He built the steps, and everyone went down the steps, toasting in agreement: "Okay, it's done, it's done!"

The first round of drinking was about the same. The male ninjas with fierce wives were worried that their wives would come to check the post like Mrs. Yamashiro, and left one after another to go home. The young guy who was still single felt embarrassed and quickly got up to leave , only Harry and Ichiga were left in the box, as well as a few old acquaintances who had known them for many years.

Both Dai and Yeying's wives were from civilian backgrounds, gentle and virtuous, and they couldn't do anything like dragging their husbands back to kneel on the washboard; Shuomao put his son to sleep before going out, so he didn't need to worry too much; Zilai was still a chic bachelor, You can stay outside until dawn.Anyway, everyone was not in a hurry to go home, so a second round of drinking was held.

In the past, when there were many people, socializing at the wine table was more important than drinking.There are fewer people now, and they are all old friends. They no longer have any worries, and drink each other wantonly, and they can drink up to their heads in a while.

Jilai also hiccupped and teased the only couple present: "I didn't believe it when Orochimaru told me, but you two really got married?"

Harry was heavily fed, and even after taking the sober potion before going out, he was still a little tipsy.With no outsiders present, he had no worries, and leaned on Yihe's body relaxedly, turning into a large humanoid pendant.

Hearing Jiraiya's words, he squinted his eyes lazily and smiled, his eyes sparkling, as if he had crushed the stars.

Yihe looked down at him, almost unable to look away.

"Don't show off, don't show off, goosebumps are coming." Ji Laiya rubbed his arms, shivering exaggeratedly.

He is a staunch heterosexual, and it is inevitable that he will feel uncomfortable psychologically when he learns of this unethical relationship.But on the other hand, the curiosity and thirst for knowledge as a future novelist made him want to delve deeper.

He hesitated back and forth, but still asked with the help of alcohol: "Then... when you are on the bed—that is, when you are doing that kind of thing, who is the one on top?"

This is actually a very impolite question. If you change it, it is equivalent to asking a heterosexual couple what position they use when they close the door to make a baby.

The rest of the people frowned in unison, and turned their heads to look over, thinking that if Zilai was also beaten, would they fight or not?

Harry showed some resistance, but seeing that Yihe's reaction was normal, he didn't say anything, and threw the question back lightly: "What do you think?"

He overestimated Ziraiya's ability to read people's faces. The other party looked at him, then at Yihe, his eyes flicked back and forth between the two of them, obviously thinking seriously about the answer to this question.

Another stupefied guy who is not very good at reading air—referring to Dai who still hasn’t passed the Chunin exam—didn’t hear the hint, and analyzed it solemnly: "It feels like Huigar is taking care of Kazuga, and he just took care of him. He stopped drinking, so Hui is the one who plays the role of 'husband'?"

His attitude infected Yeying who didn't intend to participate in the discussion. Yeying also spoke, but he held the opposite view: "But it is obviously Yihe Jun who is more active in dealing with feelings? When someone asked about their relationship, Mr. Yihe took the initiative to admit it."

The two insisted on their own opinions, and even quarreled as they talked. It seemed that the alcohol had really burned their brains.

"I don't know, I don't know. What they both said makes sense, and you both have similar shapes, so I really can't tell." Jiraiya shook his head and looked at Harry expectantly, "I admit defeat, you reveal the secret."

"You guys..." Sakumo sighed, although in a helpless tone, he was also sneaking a glance at Harry and Ichiga.

To be honest, he was also curious—just like a young boy who just developed will secretly look at things that his elders don’t allow him to see, and enjoy the excitement of breaking the rules while being afraid. Rationally, he knows that he shouldn’t care, but emotionally, Who can be completely not curious about this kind of secret in the room?

After the initial feeling of being offended passed, Harry belatedly tasted a little funny. In the final analysis, these friends just found it novelty, and there was no malice. He shouldn't be so close to the enemy.

He gave Yihe a questioning look: Do you want to talk?

Ichiga blinked his eyes slowly, a hint of 'it doesn't matter'.

Harry asked again: How to say?

Changing to general interrogative sentences, communication is a bit difficult. Yihe and him looked at each other for a long time, exchanged countless glances, and finally (I think) reached a consensus.

The two spoke at the same time.

Yi He said concisely: "He."

Harry spoke shyly, "Of course it's him~"

Yihe: "..."

Harry: "...???"

This is very embarrassing.