Beauty Man: A new avatar every week
Chapter 22: He is just a clown, just him?
new work time
This is a city of science and technology and a prosperous place.
A young reporter from the Economic Daily was listlessly doing the boring street interview work.
Don't get me wrong, this is not interesting at all.
What's more, there is a script, and every audience member who seems to be selected at random is just a person arranged by the government.
He was even thinking that if the world ended one day, would they still use the same rhetoric?
"I think... I think... I look forward to..."
Look, it's a completely official tone, but there are still so many fools who can't see it.
The reporter's name is Meen, and he has been doing this job for his third year since he offended the newspaper owner.
Although the Economic Daily, as an official whitewash newspaper, has a large number of viewers and ratings, it can even be seen on every TV.
But, day after day, year after year, every day.His once high-spirited attitude has been blunted by reality.
until today. .
He walked boredly towards today's target - a clown with a wig and bulky clothes.
Yes, this is his mission today, to interview a clown arranged by the government.
Expresslessly handing over the microphone in his hand, Mi En began to ask the same question again:
"Well, hello, this gentleman from the circus, I am Min En, a reporter from the Economic Daily. This is the live broadcast. There are viewers from all over the world watching."
"What do you think of the current economy in the United States? What do you think of the current cities?"
"I think."
Mi En was a little disappointed. .I thought the government had come up with a new trick. .
But, it’s still the same thing. . .
Unexpectedly, the clown in front of him suddenly changed his tone.
"Verygood! You know what! I like this place very much, it is full of intoxicating atmosphere!"
"Oh? The breath of intoxication? Can you explain it in detail?"
Mi En couldn't help but become interested.
After interviewing so many people, this is the first time I heard different answers.Could it be that the official has a new trick?
However, after finally getting interested, he naturally did not expect that the so-called official personnel in front of him had quietly changed their identities.
The official clown actor was sleeping in a dark alley.
He would never have imagined that standing in front of him was a true clown.
The other party smiled strangely, and the clown makeup on his face began to distort irregularly as the other party smiled too hard.
Somehow, the figure in front of me suddenly looked very attractive.
"In fact, what I want to say is that the smell of crime here makes me almost unable to restrain my instinct!"
"Crime? What are you talking about? Mr. Clown, this is a free country! A beautiful city!"
Mi En's face immediately changed.He didn't want to lose his job due to strange reasons again.
"You're not a clown, who are you?"
Mien questioned. .
"No, no, no! I am the clown!"
Luen tore off the bloated clown costume and took off the red wig on his head.
Revealing his iconic dark purple suit and that terrifying facial makeup.There is also a pistol in his hand that is painted with clown graffiti.
Mian suddenly panicked in front of him and dropped the miniature camera in his hand.He staggered into the crowd.
Luen tilted his head, walked to the high platform in the center, and then.Pull the trigger.
"boom!"
The unsilenced sound of the revolver suddenly resounded through the noisy Times Square.
The bustling Times Square was silent for a few seconds, and then countless screams rang out.The scene suddenly became chaotic.
Several patrol officers immediately looked for a voice and saw Lu En standing on the central high platform with a gun in his hand.
They looked at each other, just as they were about to take out their guns.
Lu En smiled slightly.Pressed the button in his hand.
boom!
A loud noise was heard, and the nearby shops were immediately blown into ruins.
The crowd became even more panicked, and screams and curses could be heard for a while.
Rune picked his ears and then fired randomly.
As the system panel displays "The crowd has been intimidated by your skill: Laughter."
The crowd fell silent again.They all looked at Lu En standing on the high platform with fear, and even the previous patrol policemen withdrew their weapons in tacit agreement.
Just kidding, it’s not that we don’t do things with money, but the other party has bombs.
Seeing that the crowd was no longer in a panic, Lu En nodded with satisfaction.road:
"I said! Be quiet! Then lie down on the ground and don't let me notice any small movements. Otherwise, the place where the next explosion may occur... is the soles of your feet!"
Lu En looked around slowly and followed his gaze.
One figure began to lie on the ground, until there was no more fighting figure in his field of vision.
Except for himself, of course.
Rune walked over to the camera that had just been abandoned, and then picked it up.
He greeted the camera with a smile on his face.
"Hello! Hello! Sweethearts! Oh! Maybe you haven't seen my real face, but you must have heard of my name."
"I'm the Joker, yes, the one from the comics!"
"Now, look at these people. Maybe there are some of your relatives and friends here?"
Lu En picked up the camera and began to focus on the crowd lying in a circle in front of him.
"Look at that! What beautiful art."
As the camera rotated, a scene that looked like a terrorist attack was broadcast in real time to almost every user with an Internet connection.
For a time, following Lu En's actions, public opinion began to rise. .was detonated. . .
Naturally, the officials got the news quickly when they wanted to cut off the signal.
But in the picture in front of him, Lu En's voice appeared again.
"More than that, if I found out the signal was cut off, oh. That wouldn't be fun. . ."
"Maybe I will go on a killing spree...what do you think?"
"Also, just in case you think I can't see the signal. So..."
"Let me think about it, how can I make you believe it??"
"Oh! Yes! How about this?"
Rune clapped his hands
at the same time. .
In the conference room of the Hexagon Building, as Lu En's voice sounded, an ugly-looking man in a suit was angrily scolding a group of figures in military uniforms around him.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"Is this your security?"
"A terrorist! Armed openly! Entering our economic zone?"
"What's the next step? Huh? The next step! Are you going to walk into the sixth-level building and point a gun at my nose???"
A man dressed as a general looked embarrassed, but still replied:
"The Commander-in-Chief is just a terrorist. We will be able to calm down the trouble soon."
"Our snipers were in position immediately, swat has already gone to the scene, and even armed helicopters were dispatched."
"Don't worry, Commander-in-Chief, he is just a grasshopper, he won't be able to jump around for much longer."
"Soon, our elite troops will have the situation under control!"
Before the security minister finished speaking, another situation happened on the screen.
As Rune clapped his hands, well-dressed figures wearing clown masks appeared one after another.
They come from all directions, from shops on the streets to sewers in the city. .
It even took less than half a minute to help Lu En control the entire situation.
Looking at the live broadcast, the members of the Clown Gang were fully armed and even had heavy weapons.
The commander looked at the security minister with deep eyes. . .
As if to say: Is this what you call extremely safe?Is this the grasshopper you are talking about?
"Firth, can you explain to me what the fuck is called a grasshopper?"
"Look! Terrorists armed with Vulcan machine guns and RPGs have entered the heart of the United States! What a grasshopper!"
To be continued. . .
This is a city of science and technology and a prosperous place.
A young reporter from the Economic Daily was listlessly doing the boring street interview work.
Don't get me wrong, this is not interesting at all.
What's more, there is a script, and every audience member who seems to be selected at random is just a person arranged by the government.
He was even thinking that if the world ended one day, would they still use the same rhetoric?
"I think... I think... I look forward to..."
Look, it's a completely official tone, but there are still so many fools who can't see it.
The reporter's name is Meen, and he has been doing this job for his third year since he offended the newspaper owner.
Although the Economic Daily, as an official whitewash newspaper, has a large number of viewers and ratings, it can even be seen on every TV.
But, day after day, year after year, every day.His once high-spirited attitude has been blunted by reality.
until today. .
He walked boredly towards today's target - a clown with a wig and bulky clothes.
Yes, this is his mission today, to interview a clown arranged by the government.
Expresslessly handing over the microphone in his hand, Mi En began to ask the same question again:
"Well, hello, this gentleman from the circus, I am Min En, a reporter from the Economic Daily. This is the live broadcast. There are viewers from all over the world watching."
"What do you think of the current economy in the United States? What do you think of the current cities?"
"I think."
Mi En was a little disappointed. .I thought the government had come up with a new trick. .
But, it’s still the same thing. . .
Unexpectedly, the clown in front of him suddenly changed his tone.
"Verygood! You know what! I like this place very much, it is full of intoxicating atmosphere!"
"Oh? The breath of intoxication? Can you explain it in detail?"
Mi En couldn't help but become interested.
After interviewing so many people, this is the first time I heard different answers.Could it be that the official has a new trick?
However, after finally getting interested, he naturally did not expect that the so-called official personnel in front of him had quietly changed their identities.
The official clown actor was sleeping in a dark alley.
He would never have imagined that standing in front of him was a true clown.
The other party smiled strangely, and the clown makeup on his face began to distort irregularly as the other party smiled too hard.
Somehow, the figure in front of me suddenly looked very attractive.
"In fact, what I want to say is that the smell of crime here makes me almost unable to restrain my instinct!"
"Crime? What are you talking about? Mr. Clown, this is a free country! A beautiful city!"
Mi En's face immediately changed.He didn't want to lose his job due to strange reasons again.
"You're not a clown, who are you?"
Mien questioned. .
"No, no, no! I am the clown!"
Luen tore off the bloated clown costume and took off the red wig on his head.
Revealing his iconic dark purple suit and that terrifying facial makeup.There is also a pistol in his hand that is painted with clown graffiti.
Mian suddenly panicked in front of him and dropped the miniature camera in his hand.He staggered into the crowd.
Luen tilted his head, walked to the high platform in the center, and then.Pull the trigger.
"boom!"
The unsilenced sound of the revolver suddenly resounded through the noisy Times Square.
The bustling Times Square was silent for a few seconds, and then countless screams rang out.The scene suddenly became chaotic.
Several patrol officers immediately looked for a voice and saw Lu En standing on the central high platform with a gun in his hand.
They looked at each other, just as they were about to take out their guns.
Lu En smiled slightly.Pressed the button in his hand.
boom!
A loud noise was heard, and the nearby shops were immediately blown into ruins.
The crowd became even more panicked, and screams and curses could be heard for a while.
Rune picked his ears and then fired randomly.
As the system panel displays "The crowd has been intimidated by your skill: Laughter."
The crowd fell silent again.They all looked at Lu En standing on the high platform with fear, and even the previous patrol policemen withdrew their weapons in tacit agreement.
Just kidding, it’s not that we don’t do things with money, but the other party has bombs.
Seeing that the crowd was no longer in a panic, Lu En nodded with satisfaction.road:
"I said! Be quiet! Then lie down on the ground and don't let me notice any small movements. Otherwise, the place where the next explosion may occur... is the soles of your feet!"
Lu En looked around slowly and followed his gaze.
One figure began to lie on the ground, until there was no more fighting figure in his field of vision.
Except for himself, of course.
Rune walked over to the camera that had just been abandoned, and then picked it up.
He greeted the camera with a smile on his face.
"Hello! Hello! Sweethearts! Oh! Maybe you haven't seen my real face, but you must have heard of my name."
"I'm the Joker, yes, the one from the comics!"
"Now, look at these people. Maybe there are some of your relatives and friends here?"
Lu En picked up the camera and began to focus on the crowd lying in a circle in front of him.
"Look at that! What beautiful art."
As the camera rotated, a scene that looked like a terrorist attack was broadcast in real time to almost every user with an Internet connection.
For a time, following Lu En's actions, public opinion began to rise. .was detonated. . .
Naturally, the officials got the news quickly when they wanted to cut off the signal.
But in the picture in front of him, Lu En's voice appeared again.
"More than that, if I found out the signal was cut off, oh. That wouldn't be fun. . ."
"Maybe I will go on a killing spree...what do you think?"
"Also, just in case you think I can't see the signal. So..."
"Let me think about it, how can I make you believe it??"
"Oh! Yes! How about this?"
Rune clapped his hands
at the same time. .
In the conference room of the Hexagon Building, as Lu En's voice sounded, an ugly-looking man in a suit was angrily scolding a group of figures in military uniforms around him.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"Is this your security?"
"A terrorist! Armed openly! Entering our economic zone?"
"What's the next step? Huh? The next step! Are you going to walk into the sixth-level building and point a gun at my nose???"
A man dressed as a general looked embarrassed, but still replied:
"The Commander-in-Chief is just a terrorist. We will be able to calm down the trouble soon."
"Our snipers were in position immediately, swat has already gone to the scene, and even armed helicopters were dispatched."
"Don't worry, Commander-in-Chief, he is just a grasshopper, he won't be able to jump around for much longer."
"Soon, our elite troops will have the situation under control!"
Before the security minister finished speaking, another situation happened on the screen.
As Rune clapped his hands, well-dressed figures wearing clown masks appeared one after another.
They come from all directions, from shops on the streets to sewers in the city. .
It even took less than half a minute to help Lu En control the entire situation.
Looking at the live broadcast, the members of the Clown Gang were fully armed and even had heavy weapons.
The commander looked at the security minister with deep eyes. . .
As if to say: Is this what you call extremely safe?Is this the grasshopper you are talking about?
"Firth, can you explain to me what the fuck is called a grasshopper?"
"Look! Terrorists armed with Vulcan machine guns and RPGs have entered the heart of the United States! What a grasshopper!"
To be continued. . .
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