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"Friend Daoist, you are not afraid of ghosts and ghosts, why does a cup of foreign tea make you nervous like this?"

Asked Yue Si, who was flipping through Uncle Jiu's ancient books.

Although his cultivation and knowledge surpassed Uncle Jiu's, he was lacking in supernatural powers and spells. The way of applying mana that was summed up by countless seniors has a very strong reference for Yue Si today.

For example, the five thunder palms talk about the method of mana interfering with the changes of vitality and yin and yang to stimulate thunder and lightning. The instantaneous temperature that lightning can reach can be more than 2 degrees Celsius, which is about five times the surface temperature of the sun. In the realm of the five thunders, one palm down is like thunder from the sky, and any evil spirits will be turned into flying ash under the palm of these five thunders.

Although this supernatural power has not been inherited by Uncle Jiu here, the general principle is explained in the book. Yue Si can also use his own mana to simulate the power of thunder and lightning from a high altitude. Knowledge can be used in many ways.

Uncle Jiu said: "It's impossible to make a fool of yourself in front of outsiders if you live like a Buddha."

Yue Si laughed and said: "There are many kinds of foreign tea, cocoa, coffee - in fact, you don't have to worry, fellow Taoist, no matter how foreign tea is, it is actually just a kind of drinking. What can go wrong with eating and drinking water? .”

Uncle Jiu said: "That's what I said, but, after all, it's a foreign thing. I'm afraid that it will make a joke like Wang Dun."

Wang Dun was a powerful official in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. He was born in a gentry family. He made great military exploits and honored a princess. He saw dates in a lacquer box in the latrine and thought they were dried fruits. In fact, it was just to prevent the smell. It was used to stuff the nostrils; the maid brought water and bath beans for him to wash his hands, but because the container was so exquisite, Wang Dun mistook it for soup and drank it.

After a haha, Yue Si said: "Uncle Jiu, although this Renjia town is considered a wealthy place in ten miles and eight townships, compared with the ten miles foreign town, it is still a poor and backward small place, with even a toilet No, do you think it will have something fun that you haven't seen?"

"Also, foreign teahouses may make a little money in more affluent provincial capitals, but in this town, it is estimated that the people who run the shops are imitating themselves and adding more jokes."

After Yue Si said a few words, Uncle Jiu regained his confidence. Although there was no change on the outside, there was more momentum in his bones.

Then Yue Si went on to say: "Since we are going to Heyang Tea, we can't lose in momentum, or I will prepare two sets of suits and leather shoes for the Taoist friends to town - I guess it is impossible to get any good coffee in the town, I will take one I'll give you a can of good coffee beans, and let you slap your face."

Uncle Jiu was quite moved when he heard this, but he still refused—he made an appointment with Mr. Ren, just to discuss the matter of moving the grave for Mr. Ren, not really for drinking tea or pretending to be a show, next time.

Wen Cai, who had put on new clothes, went out and came to the most lively street in Renjia Town. The surrounding vendors and pedestrians greeted Uncle Jiu one after another, which was brought about by Uncle Jiu's usual fame.

"Uncle Jiu, I haven't seen a lot of weight in a few days, and I look younger." A passerby who is quite familiar with Uncle Jiu joked.

Uncle Jiu stroked his swollen stomach and said, "Yes!"

These days, they are brought by Yue Si, and there is unlimited supply of good wine and meat all day long. It is hard not to get fat. This is because they practice martial arts every day and consume part of their calories.

In addition, after listening to Yue Si for a few days, his mana cultivation has improved a lot, but I dare not say that he has turned back to a child. His gray hair has turned into black, and he looks younger than ten years old.

When they came to the foreign tea house, Master Ren and his only daughter Ren Tingting had been waiting for a long time.

After waiting for Uncle Jiu, Master Ren showed his friendship as a landlord and ordered a cup of coffee for Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai on his own initiative.

As one of the few female characters, Ren Tingting's appearance is good enough, coupled with Master Ren's doting, she has an outstanding temperament. She wears an expensive Western-style gauze dress on her body, accompanied by pearl necklaces and precious jewelry. , it adds a lot of color.

Uncle Nine is well-informed and his seniority is here, his expression is normal, but he can't hold back the literary talents who have seen many strangers before they die. He stares at Ren Tingting with straight eyes, like a pig brother.

If Wencai is as good as his name suggests, with outstanding literary talent and a good-looking talent, if he looks at Ren Tingting with such fascination, this character, one of the four young female roles in Xinshou Village, will be secretly happy.

It's a pity that Wen Cai's appearance is unsatisfactory, which made Ren Tingting snort coldly, feeling displeased.

Look at the clothes of the master and apprentice again. Although they are both new, they are rustic and not foreign at all. Ren Tingting, who has received the baptism of Western culture in the provincial capital, feels contemptuous, and has a whole set of master and apprentice. people's plans.

After the coffee was served, Ren Tingting took a sip first, then poured the milk directly into her mouth, then poured another spoonful of sugar into her mouth, stirred it evenly in her mouth, and then swallowed it down.

He looked at Wen Cai in a daze, then leaned into his master's ear and asked in a low voice: "Master, does this Miss Ren have a brain problem, why is she drinking coffee like this?"

Uncle Nine also said in a low voice: "Foreigners are foreigners after all, and they are different from our country of etiquette. It may be that the orthodox drinking method of foreigners is like this. We don't need to learn. We can drink as our fellow Taoists teach us."

Master Ren greeted warmly: "Drink the coffee while it's hot, the taste will change when it's cold."

Uncle Jiu raised the cup to signal, then took a sip, added sugar and stirred it to taste the sweetness, then added milk to dilute it, Wen Cai followed suit by adding sugar and milk according to his own taste.

This familiar look made Master Ren quite curious, and asked: "Uncle Nine, look at your appearance, why, have you ever drank foreign tea like coffee before?"

Uncle Jiu nodded and said, "I've drank it, a fellow Taoist gave me some—but I don't know if it's my illusion, or I've only drank that kind of coffee before. It’s worse, I have some good coffee beans over there, I’ll bring you some some other day.”

"It's best not to come to this foreign teahouse next time."

What Uncle Jiu said was sincere. After getting used to the good coffee that Yue Si brought out, he always felt that something was wrong when he touched this kind of country stuff.

Then he vaguely felt that it was a mistake not to accept the high-quality coffee beans provided by Yue Si. Master Ren was deceived by this foolish coffee, and he really should try something good.

With these words, Ren Tingting was blushing. She saw that Uncle Jiu's teacher and apprentice were full of country bumpkin temperament, and wanted to punish them, but she didn't expect that the other party was a real person, and she was punished instead.

The expert is by my side, and the clown is myself.