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And even for begging, there are two kinds of literary and martial arts.

Wen Yao is to take a ox bone clap and beat it, go to the door of someone's shop and sing "Sum Lai Bao", before begging for money, wish people a prosperous business, a harmonious family, a kind father and a filial son, say some auspicious words, and leave when they get the money, or Sing good words for a while to attract some traffic to the store.

If the money given by the store does not meet their psychological expectations, or if they think they are annoyed and drive them away, then they will sing foul language and curse the store to close down and make the family rich.

Those who put a broken bowl on the side of the road, kowtow to passers-by to pray for blessings, and tell their sufferings also belong to the category of Wenyao.

Wu Yao's words are much more cruel. Go to the door of someone's store, take a brick and shoot it on your chest or forehead, and say "I wish the store a prosperous business" and "Grandpa and grandma give me some money" , if the shopkeeper delays in paying the money, he will really beat himself to blood.

People who open the door to do business think well. If the door of the store is blocked by such people, the business will definitely not be able to be done. In addition to casualties at the door of the store, there will be no business after the business. Even if the store is changed hands Was severely bargained.

So basically they will give money neatly.

The method in the TV series where a group of beggars hold a broken bowl with dog sticks and crowd a person to ask him for money is also the category of martial arts. In "Biography", Hong Qigong used this method to test Yang Kang's character in front of Mu Nianci.

But in modern times, there are various ways of begging, such as "Thank you XX for the rocket", "Thank you my brother xxx for the yacht", "Everyone's gifts"; or the kind at the station, holding a book A disability certificate, with dull eyes and no words, holding a notebook in your hand, allowing you to write down your name and the amount of money donated, but as the management of the station becomes more and more strict, this kind of thing is much rarer...

When someone was in school, he was forcibly donated by those disabled people who didn't know the truth, so beggars are the most annoying.

Therefore, Yue Si's methods against the beggar gang were the most cruel. Although he didn't kill people directly, after falling into his hands, he basically died of exhaustion.

Not long after the man who drank and ate meat finished his meal, paid the bill and left, another burly man walked into the Songhe Tower, wearing a worn-out gown with tattered patches on it, but the man didn't dislike it either. Don't feel inferior, just wear that dress and step into Songhe Tower, which is not cheap.

After going upstairs and sitting in the place of the previous man, he ordered two jugs of wine, two catties of meat and a large bowl of hot soup, and then his eyes fell on Yue Si and the others for a while, and then he stopped paying attention.

In Jianghu, one thing more is worse than one thing less.

Qiao Feng had just eaten two mouthfuls of meat and drank half a bowl of wine when the waiter brought up another handsome young man. Before he could arrange a seat for him, the handsome young man approached Yue Si, bowed his hands and said, "Senior, no Thinking of seeing you here."

Nonsense, your recent actions are all under the guidance of my fresh air. You will appear in this Songhe Tower today. I deliberately guided you here so that the plot characters would not deviate from the main line. Otherwise, it would not be such a coincidence.

People from martial arts are often entertained in Songhe Tower, so the tables and chairs are basically large, and it is also spacious for Duan Yu to sit on.

Because of the feeling of passing on skills to save lives, Duan Yu thought he was very familiar with Yue Si, so he sat down on his own—and then said that Mr. Duan paid for the consumption on the table today.

Calling the waiter in the shop to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and serve a few more dishes and drinks, Duan Yu began to tell Yue Si about his own experience since the farewell in the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations: "Senior, after you left..."

"Okay, stop talking, I don't want to listen to your nonsense, waiter, two jars of wine and ten catties of beef." Yue Si saw that all the dishes Duan Yu ordered were small and delicate, which was very suitable for his status as the eldest son of Dali and eating habits, but these two guards need a lot of food to provide the calories needed by the body, and a large amount is needed: "If you really can't hold back, try to make a long story short."

Being choked back by Yue Si, Duan Yu felt very disappointed. If he told his past experience, at least tens of thousands of words would be no problem, and what happened to him in such a short period of time in the past Things can be said to be full of ups and downs, richer than what I experienced in the previous ten years.

Recalling the ups and downs of the past period of time, Duan Yu said with a sad face: "Senior, you really hit the mark, I fell in love with someone I shouldn't love, and that girl Zhong Ling turned out to be my sister, half-brother My biological sister, and then I met a good younger sister named Mu Wanqing, who turned out to be my half-sister, and her mother was rescued by my father more than ten years ago."

"Then my father found out that I had learned an extremely brilliant set of martial arts, and he forced me to learn the unique skill of Yiyang finger handed down from my family. Hide in my Tianlong Temple in Dali, and seek the protection of the abbot Master Kurong in the name of studying Buddhism."

"Following that, Jiumozhi, the Tubo national teacher, came to Tianlong Temple in Dali, and said he wanted to learn about the six-meridian sword that was lost in Dali. Then Master Kurong forced me to learn the one-yang finger in one day, and gave me six more. The secondary picture scroll, I read the map of the meridians running on it twice, and learned the Six Meridians Excalibur..."

Duan Yu was looking for someone to talk to, and he didn't deliberately cover up his business. After a series of words, he realized that the second floor of Songhe Tower suddenly became quiet. Looking around, the diners pricked up their ears one by one. He leaned over and listened to his narration with all his attention. One of them didn't notice the food with the chopsticks in his hand when it was brought to his nose because he was so engrossed in listening.

No way, what he said at the beginning was too attractive - what a big gossip to fall in love with his biological sister who had been separated for many years. This kind of novelty-hunting story is in line with their aesthetics, that is, the stories about Xiasanlu told by the storyteller in the tea shop.

Now that there are real people telling the real things they have experienced, it is still the kind of very nerve-wracking story, of course it attracts attention... no, listen to it.

It's just that you young man, you didn't let him tell such an exciting story in detail!

Then what Duan Yu talked about was even more incredible, all the meridians are connected, what kind of kungfu is that, Dali Yiyang Finger is a first-class martial art in the world, you don't even want to learn it.

You don't want to learn it when it is delivered to you, and you have to be forced to practice by others!

If you don't want to learn, you can let me come. I don't mind changing my father and changing my surname.