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Chapter 430 "Kung Fu"

After the avatar Yue Si returned to the world of "Dragon Babu", he handed the card box and various cards to the ontology: "I want to go on vacation, you started your own business, no matter how hard you work overtime, you will do it for yourself. I’m just a wage earner. I can’t get mooncakes that cost two yuan a piece during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Party A gave me a box of pomegranates and divided among them. Overtime work is free and there is no overtime pay. When it’s time for vacation, I should take vacation. It’s only 500 yuan a month, what am I going to do?”

Yue Si looked behind him suspiciously, but he didn't see anyone there, but the words of his avatar obviously meant something, and asked: "There is something hidden in your words... you shouldn't tell me Let's do it!"

"Of course not. Although we are two people, we are one. To complain about you is equivalent to complaining about myself. Why bother?" The clone patted Yue Si and said, "A certain street writer said The next chapter will continue to use me as the protagonist, and use my mouth to complain about his stingy boss."

"Well, if you travel, which world do you want to go to?" Yue Si said, "I will open the door for you after you choose."

"Let's have a happier world, Zhou Xingxing Universe!" The avatar said: "I'm tired of fighting and killing. In Zhou Xingxing Universe, as long as you don't encounter those worlds with higher levels of power, basically Everything is safe and secure.”

"The core of comedy is tragedy." Yue Si said: "Although it looks like a comedy, those worlds are all about the bitterness, bitterness, joys and sorrows of small people-as Mr. Lu Xun said, tragedy will bring life to life. Valuable things are destroyed for people to see, and comedy tears up the worthless things for people to see—the emotions of little people are worthless, and it is revealed bit by bit, and presented to others, it It's just ridiculous."

The clone shrugged and said, "I don't care. My happiness is based on the misfortune of others. As long as my interests are not involved, the more unlucky others are, the happier I will be."

"Come on, choose a few cards and keep them by your side." Yue Si took out all the cards in his hand, let them float in the air, arranged them neatly, and faced the clone.

The avatar took off a few cards and said, "That's all."

Then the avatar looked at the spaceships busy transporting supplies, as well as the assembled soldiers of the Astra Militarum, and asked, "Why, are you preparing for a new move?"

"Yes, this world is an unexplored treasure land for the Mechanicus. They made drastic changes on Mars and transformed it into a forging world, but because they cannot jump into the subspace, they can only be in the solar system. activities.” Yue Si said: “Because of the different backgrounds of the world, some elements and minerals they need do not exist in the solar system of this world, so some production links have problems, and they need to move towards the new world , hoping to obtain new minerals to replace their existing alloy formula."

"Huo..." the avatar asked, "What world are you going to?"

"Marvel Cinematic Universe, "Star Trek", "Fifth Element", "Blade Runner" and other worlds that have shown the ability of interstellar navigation..." Yue Si said: "But you may not be able to encounter any world, walk Let's go all the way!"

"That kind of world with a complete technology tree is even more meaningful. The world of Warhammer 40k is a post-apocalyptic world. It is the kind of civilization that has suffered a devastating blow. The civilization itself has decayed, and only the ancestors are left. I tried my best to preserve the technology, but lost the advancement of the technology itself, and the existing technology will inevitably go backwards..."

"Just like those books issued in response to the possible nuclear war back then, according to the above records, even if you are thrown into the barbaric era, you can quickly enter the level of modern civilization, but the most core, systematic Knowledge has been lost."

"You can understand those books because you have received a complete education since you were young, and you know why you do what is recorded in the books, but you can't pass on the knowledge you have mastered to your offspring completely, your offspring The first generation can reach 70.00%, and the grandchildren may not even reach 50.00%. Knowledge is lost little by little, and technology is retrogressing from generation to generation. They know how to use the skills recorded in books, but they don’t know why. Look at it as a kind of myth."

"In that state, the significance of a complete set of teaching materials from elementary school to university is very important, which can help people establish a complete set of scientific concepts and values."

"In the world of Warhammer 40K, for the Mechanicus, the STC (Standard Construction Template) they master is the kind of reference book, from which they can analyze a complete set of equipment manufacturing methods, and the pursuit of technology itself It is through worship and worship that they formed their current posture, but it is of great significance to give them a complete set of technology trees for reference."

After finishing speaking, Yue Si smiled and said: "You may not believe it, but I am now the great sage of the Mechanic Church, recognized by all (at least half) of the Mechanic Cult, the holy vestment, the power ax that symbolizes status, The Wands are all made for me—the reason is that I take them to open up new worlds and show them some kind of brighter future."

"Yohohohoho..." the avatar let out a strange laugh, and said, "You treat this group of engine oil guys as wage earners, but they think you bring them a bright future instead."

"We call this win-win, WIN-WIN." Yue said calmly.

"If you say that, I'm not in a hurry to go on vacation. I'll follow you to see the world." The avatar said: "Your holy vestments, scepters, etc., also take them out to open my eyes."

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Yue Stan replied calmly: "But I don't guarantee that I can enter the right world once."

"It's okay, if the first world is not the right one, I'll just go on vacation." The avatar waved his hand and said.

Yue Si and the avatar boarded a transport boat together, left the earth, flew into the spaceport that was under construction but part of it was already in use, and then boarded a Lunar cruiser.

Space warships are basically moored in space ports, and rarely enter the atmosphere of planets, because the gravitational environment and atmosphere of planets have a great impact on space warships. Astronauts work and live in the weightless environment of space for a long time. After reaching the ground, it takes a long time for recovery training to allow the body to re-adapt to the ground environment.

"The contrast is too drastic. Europe is still in the dark Middle Ages. We have already built a space port on our side—although we borrowed external forces."

……

"Anchoring the World: "About My Reincarnation as a Slime""

"Start crossing."

The fleet entered another universe through the space channel opened by Yue Si.

"The fantasy world of Riman is not the sci-fi world we need, next..." After the fleet stopped in space, Yue Si was about to start the system again for the next time travel, when he suddenly thought of something, stopped After realizing the movement in his hand, he turned his head to look at his avatar: "What is the name of the protagonist in this world?"

"Limru A Tempest."

Yue Si looked at the clone: ​​"Is it called this name?"

"Yes, that's the name." The avatar said solemnly.

"Limru A Tempest." Yue Si repeated the name: "Hey, just listen to this name, this name is enough to judge."

The avatar echoed like a fan: "Yes, it's enough!"

"Well, execute the extinction order on this world, pass on my order, and release the torpedo." Yue Si said in the fleet communication channel.

Soon, a servo skull came with a parchment document, on which was a letter of guarantee for this extermination mission-the empire didn't care about this kind of alien planet, but the torpedoes and missiles used to execute the extermination order The whereabouts of the weapons must be registered, and the equivalent of weapons is expensive, and there are not many empires, so each one needs to be recorded.

Even Yue Si is the same.

Sign your name, and the servo-skull flies away with the document, and a clerk will handle it.

The Extermination Order is a method used by the Empire to deal with certain planets that have lost their value. Those planets are either eroded by chaos or occupied by green skins. Under the glory, or to wash away the pollution suffered above, will do so.

Usually the Ministry of Justice conducts an investigation, the Adeptus Mechanicus provides a technical review, the Inquisitor of the Inquisition examines it, and the Executor orders destruction.

But with Yue Si, all the intermediate links were omitted, and only one document was needed to go through the whole process.

On the cruiser, the complex data is processed by the wetware computer, and the weak points of the geological structure of the world below are calculated-because it is a different world, the environment of this world is a bit more complicated, and there are magic and dragons, Be sure to leave some equivalent in case of a rainy day.

The two torpedo boats broke away from the fleet. The torpedoes mounted under the belly of the boats were larger than the entire torpedo boat. After flying out of the atmosphere of that world, the operator on the torpedo boat released the hook of the torpedo. After a moment of stagnation, Bright flames spewed out from the tail of the torpedo, driven by the reaction force, it flew towards the two poles of the planet.

Two giant mushroom clouds rose at the two poles of this world, the ground cracked, and magma flowed out.

Two clouds composed of nuclear flames spread rapidly, and the monstrous flames burned everything in the atmosphere, the oceans evaporated at high temperatures, plasma flowed in the flames, and everything would eventually die.

Some magicians used magic to resist, but under the blow of the natural disaster level, everything they did was in vain. They could only watch the people and things they knew and knew evaporate in the flames and plasma.

The Frozen Land, the Holy Empire, the Demon Federation, the Barren Land, and the Golden Land, all famous countries were destroyed by flames, and none of them were spared.

The nuclear flames released by the two torpedoes gathered at the equator of this world, and then the structure of the entire planet began to collapse, the ground cracked, and magma spewed out. This planet was already dying.

"I don't know why, but I suddenly feel better."

"It is extremely, it is extremely."

……

"How many times have I told you, you must be ruthless when you come out to mess around!"

"Oh."

"What are you, make a show!"

"Well……"

"I want you to act ruthlessly, not to whine like a dog."

"The worst thing I've ever seen is a dog that was about to bite me, and that's how it 'woo'."

"Lost, I lost to you... we have to do a full set of acting, and we have to last long in pretending. We used all our wealth to rent two suits to support the scene, and we are going to pretend to be an ax to help big brother blackmail and earn back. Seeing soon It was about to succeed, and you actually fell asleep!"

"It's tiring to pretend to be ruthless!"

"Tired, living, without money, we will be hungry for two nights!"

In the old-fashioned traffic light box, two guys in ragged clothes who looked like beggars chatted there, one fat and one thin.

With this traffic light as the boundary, here is the bustling traffic lights, feasting, drinking, and debauched music can be heard everywhere. Rich people in suits, leather shoes, greasy hair, and powder noodles come and go. Solicit guests.

A scene of drunkenness, singing and dancing, is a fascinating high society.

Beggars gathered over there. They slumped on the ground casually, expressionless and dull. Compared with the dead, they just breathed a sigh of relief. The meaning of existence was to find a bite to eat.

Occasionally moving, it is also a smoker picking up a cigarette butt on the ground to smoke.

Although they are on the same piece of land and only separated by a street, they are like two worlds.

This is the world of the movie "Kung Fu". The two talking are the protagonist of "Kung Fu", Ah Xing, and his partner Fat Zai Cong.

The two of them are the kind of low-level punks who can't do house robbery, murder and arson.

He couldn't get into gangs like the Ax Gang because of his lack of ability, and he thought he was better than a beggar. He didn't want to raise pigs and farm in the countryside, so he thought of a way to make money.

Ah Xing bought two sets of cheap suits, and asked the fat and strong Fat Zai Cong to pretend to be an ax to help his elder brother to blackmail him.

I dare not go to places close to the city, because it is very likely to bump into the master of the Ax Gang, so I have to go to some poor communities that gangsters don't want to go to.

However, the two of them are really not that kind of material. They often lose their chains at critical moments. During the day, they went to a place called Pigpen Walled City to try their luck. As a result, Fat Zai Cong lost his chains halfway and fell asleep when he was acting fiercely. Not to mention, in that place Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, even a plowing aunt can beat Ah Xing until he vomits blood, not to mention those hidden masters.

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