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"Hey, do you know that this piece of land is covered by Uncle Tang and me, Tang Niu. The Ax Gang came to make trouble, but they were all driven away by my three younger brothers. Have you paid the protection fee?"

As if they couldn't hear Yue Si's words, they continued to tune their voices there. They were very disdainful of the self-proclaimed starvation, but they didn't do anything to Yue Si.

They are different from Huoyun Cthulhu. Huoyun Cthulhu has become obsessed with martial arts, kills without hesitation, and is eager to fight with peerless masters. He ranks first in the list of martial arts killers because no one can beat him and he has killed countless people.

The act of killing everyone including the target is not a professional killer.

The real killer is how much he pays and how much he does. The Ax Gang paid a lot of money to invite them to kill the three first-class masters of Goro Bagua Stick, Twelve Road Tan Leg, and Hongjia Iron Line Fist. They will perfectly accomplish these three goals. Solved, but they will not move the extra people, because no customers will pay for their lives.

Of course, if some masters block their work blindly, they will also take action.

However, because of Yue Si's intrusion, the coolie and three people did not move out of the pig cage city, and the heaven and earth were inseparable and destroyed. The two could only wait here and lure the three out.

"Hey, I'm talking to you guys." Yue Si still had that ruffian air: "Beggar!"

"Kite..."

Di Que plucked the strings and made a monotonous sound: "Strictly speaking, the two of us are just singing."

"A piece of heartbreak, where can I find a soulmate?" Tian Can plucked the strings and played a short melody.

Although they just played the piano casually, the sound was clear and the rhythm was clear, at least if they didn't become killers, they could earn a lot of money by playing the piano and singing—but, in this era, at most they could not die of starvation.

"Yo, you played well." Yue Si wiped his hands stained with sugarcane juice on his waist, took out a crumpled piece of money from his pocket, and threw it to Tiancan: "Master Tang, I pity you all." , play a song for me, and then get out of here quickly, don’t disturb the old man to sleep, the old man is still waiting to get rich tomorrow!"

Play for fun, make trouble for trouble, don't lose the character design, he is Tang Niu now.

Tian Can put away the money and said, "I don't know what this Uncle Tang wants to hear."

As he spoke, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his temples, not from fear, but from the embarrassment of Qi Faner's failure.

Tiancan's zither sound just now was not patterned, it was mixed with internal energy, ordinary people were suddenly upset when they heard it, they couldn't control their hands and feet dancing around, and even scratched their ears and cheeks, making a fool of themselves on the spot.

But Yue Si was unmoved at all, as if he didn't feel the sound wave skill, instead he took out money to buy music from himself, and there was a meaning in his words to tell them to get out of here.

Heaven and earth think that their sonic skills are unrivaled in the world. Except for those peerless masters who no longer care about the right and wrong of the rivers and lakes, first-rate masters are hard to resist. Occasionally overturning on Yue Si is an underestimation of the enemy. Just find the place again. up.

As for the collection of money, it is to improve the character design. Performing arts also pay attention to the amount of money, some earning is enough.

"What song are you listening to?" Yue Si crossed his arms and thought about it, and said, "Play me a song "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss". , I have wasted a lot of effort, and now I suddenly want to listen to it, come, play a song for me."

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"Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss? What song is that? Buddhist music?"

Tian Can and Di Que had never heard the music of the 21st century, it was a Japanese song, and they thought it was Buddhist music from the name, after all, it was a Buddhist vocabulary.

Buddhism and Taoism have their own musical instruments, and when doing things, it is a lively scene, playing, playing and singing. In "Water Margin", the passage "Lu Ti governs the town of Kansai with fists" is used as an analogy. The method describes the condition of Zhenguanxi's tinnitus after being punched, "but it seems to have made a dojo full of water and land, with chimes, cymbals, and cymbals ringing together", which indirectly expresses the scene.

"I can't even play "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", what are you singing, pack up your things and get out of this place."

Yue Si's face collapsed, and regardless of whether the two of them could see his expression, he said viciously: "Spit out Uncle Tang's money, and get out of here immediately!"

"Hey, you bastard, delay the ax to help the big brother watch the show!"

A sharp voice came from the side. At the corner of the pig cage walled city, a car that would never appear here was parked. A villain in a suit got out of the car like a four-eyed boy, pointing at Yue Si and yelling at him. up.

This is the master of the Ax Gang. After asking someone to invite Tian Wai Di Que, he went to watch the show with Brother Chen, the boss of the Ax Gang, to see how the three first-class masters of Coolie Qiang were killed.

Who knew that everything was ready, just waited for the final drum to sound, and waited for the curtain to kick off to sing the big show, but at this juncture, a blind man came out to disrupt the situation and ruined a good show, sweeping away Brother Chen's happiness.

As a dog's leg, this is the time when the master is at his best.

Opened the car door and got out of the car. After a distance, the master pointed at Yue Si and yelled and cursed loudly. Every word he said could not be separated from the words "Axe Gang". Overwhelming.

Of course, Yue Si would not be frightened by him. He opened his mouth to retaliate, and scolded in different ways. From the eighteenth generation of his ancestors to his grandchildren, none of the nine tribes was spared. Scaring people? Forget it, more than 100 people were beaten like bereaved dogs by three people, and the name of the Ax Gang is no longer valid.”

After swearing on the phone, Master Axe's brain shut down, and he couldn't get the words out of his mouth. No matter how much he yelled, his momentum was weakened by [-]%, and his tongue was about to tie up.

"Brother Chen, what should I do?" Seeing that he couldn't scold Yue Si, the master opened the car door and leaned his upper body into the car, asking for help.

"Do you know what I, Achen, have relied on to get my current status from being a pony boy?" Brother Chen casually said with a cigarette in his mouth.

The reason why Master is Master is that he still understands the secrets of the Ax Gang, and said: "It is with the help of foreigners..."

"Snapped!"

Brother Chen raised his hand and slapped the master, and said, "Brother Chen relies on three things when I come out to mess around, one is being ruthless, the other is being rich, and the third is having a large number of people, you understand!"

With that said, he handed an ax into the master's hand.

"Brother Chen, I'm sorry, I was so mad at that kid!"

The master's words were not excuses, but he was really dizzy from being scolded by Yue Si.

Holding an axe, the master is full of confidence, but it is really impossible for him to kill people, but he is in the ax gang, even if he is a civil servant, he can still play with an axe. A throwing ax is at least good enough of.

After walking a few steps forward, the master threw an ax at Yue Si.

The ax hung in the air and flew towards Yue Si with perfect accuracy.

It's just that the accuracy is enough, but the strength is not enough. Even if Yue Si controlled his personal reaction and accuracy to the level of ordinary people, he easily grabbed the handle of the flying axe, and then turned his hand and threw it back at the master.

"I lost it!"

The master is also a fool, seeing the flying ax flying towards him in an arc in the air, he immediately panicked, and hurriedly ran towards the back of the car, not thinking that he would be able to dodge the flying ax by dodging to the side. Instead, he fled in the direction of the flying axe.

He wanted to hide in the car, but brother Chen closed the door and shut him out of the car.

At this time, the master turned to look at the flying axe, leaned against the car in despair, then closed his eyes and let out a scream.

But the master didn't feel the pain. Looking at it, it turned out that the ax fell one meter in front of him.

"Wahhaha..." The master let out the laughter of the rest of his life, and sternly yelled at Yue Si: "Boy, you are 20 years earlier than our ax gang when playing with axes!"

He spoke harshly, but the master still hid in the car disheveledly, not even daring to show his head.

Brother Chen yelled at Tian Can Di Que and the other two: "Get rid of this obtrusive boy, and pay the same price as those three first-rate masters! Hurry up and work!"

Received the client's entrustment, Tian Won Di Que started immediately, playing with four hands, a piece of music that was originally played on the zither was played by them with the seven-stringed guqin, the sound waves were mixed with internal force, like sharp knives pointing at Yue Yue. Slashed away.

Tathagata God Palm Fourth Form Vibration Application Buddha Asks Jialan.

All sounds were briefly stripped from the world that was missing from heaven and earth.

A dragon-like vigor coiled around Yue Si, like a big bell covering him, the head of the dragon was facing the two of them, and a silent dragon chant was uttering towards the two, shattering all the sonic blades, Shattered their sunglasses and blew their caps off.

In the car, Brother Chen felt a sense of fear for no reason, took out the wine jug tremblingly, and poured it into his mouth. Most of the wine was spilled on his clothes, and then stammered: "Did you just now?" I feel, I feel a very terrifying aura..."

"Yes... I'm sorry, I'm sorry Brother Chen, I was scared to pee." The master used trembling hands to help the glasses that had been scared off back to their original positions, and a mass of marks on the pants quickly spread.

Although he didn't say it directly, the meaning in the words already represented everything.

Brother Chen said: "It's okay, I was scared to pee too."

After coming out of the momentary deafness, Tiancan shouted in panic: "What martial arts, what martial arts!"

He was born blind, and suddenly lost his hearing, as if he had been stripped from the whole world. The feeling of loneliness was not something anyone could bear.

"Shaolin's unique learning, Tianlong Chan sings the golden bell cover."

Yue Si casually made up a martial art. It doesn’t matter if the martial arts are strong or not. It's specially condensed, it doesn't have any effect at all, but it's handsome enough.

"It turned out to be a Shaolin disciple."

Di Di nodded and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"Hey, don't get me wrong. Shaolin's unique learning is Shaolin's unique learning, and Shaolin disciples are Shaolin disciples. Don't confuse them." Yue Si scattered the clothes that were only for decoration, and explained: "This martial art was invented by a certain person named Shaolin. , has nothing to do with the place you thought was called Shaolin."

These words are of course nonsense, they are just used to fool people, but this is exactly what Di Que needs.

Di Que jumped up, his long nails for playing the piano were as sharp as knives, his hands were shaped like tiger claws, and he grabbed at Yue Si, his moves were clever and vicious, every blow was aimed at the vital point, and the move was fatal If ordinary people let him catch him, a piece of flesh and blood will be taken away.

Not to mention the human body, even cooked cowhide can be smashed to pieces under his grasp.

But Di Que grabbed with both hands, but he didn't even touch Yue Si's clothes, as if there was an invisible air wall blocking his front, preventing him from harming Yue Si.

"I've said it all, Tianlong Chan sings the golden bell cover, that is, if you really practice Tianlong Chan singing and the golden bell cover, it's useless for you to hit me with a foreign gun. It's just a mere claw skill, haha." Yue Si looked at Di Que leisurely and looked at himself. It looks like grabbing the vital parts of the body but in vain.

From the perspective that Di Que couldn't see, Sweet Death blocked Di Que's attacks one after another. As long as he deliberately restrained his passive skills, it would be an ordinary stand-in with full destructive power, speed and accuracy. Every paw was blocked just right by sweet death.

"Beating la la la la..."

Sweet Death quickly punched Di Que, leaving a few punch marks on his body, crippling his martial arts but not killing him.

Tian Can's hands picked under the guqin, and the overly big guqin flew high above his head, while he turned into a swimming snake, and struck towards Yue Si's seal with his palm.

"Bang" "Bang"

With two gunshots, two bloody flowers burst out from Tiancan's knee, his kneecap was directly shattered, and he fell to the ground in a real sense.

"You bastards, you guys use your hands and feet all day long, what age is it now, you still compete in martial arts and weapons!" Yue Si bent down, pointed his pistol at Tian Can's face, and said with hatred: "Guns! Guns!"

They can't catch bullets with bare hands, no matter how high their martial arts are, it still has an effect on them.

Not to mention the laser pistol in the Warhammer 40K world, the two gunshots were the explosions caused by the expansion of air caused by high-energy lasers.

After tossing a few times, Tiancan hugged his legs and rolled on the ground, screaming.

"Drive, drive fast!"

In the car, Brother Chen, who was waiting to watch the play, hurriedly beckoned the driver to drive away. As soon as he showed his energy, he knew that there were dragons and crouching tigers hidden in the pig cage city. Besides the three masters, there were also masters here. Originally, I thought it would be enough to invite Tian Candique, the two of them could hold the scene, but I didn't expect that a random small character could easily defeat Tian Candique.

The driver immediately stepped on the accelerator, and it wasn't just Brother Chen and the master who were scared to pee, he was the same. Master He fell headlong into the front seat due to inertia, and then sat back in his original seat.