I've become weird for Hokage

"What?" Ye Buping asked ashen.

"Hehe! Look!" As she said this, the little Loli made a ball of water in her right hand and a ball of mud in her left hand. "I suddenly awakened the water element and the earth element. It's just that they are too weak."

"Where is the mud?" Ye Buping wanted to lift the table, but he was unable to recover from his serious injury.

"Hehe! Brother Ye Buping, don't be angry. What's mine is yours." The little Loli said softly against his ear. "After we become a couple. Hee hee!"

"No. I'm not angry with you. Just share some skills. I'm not that stingy. It's just..." It's just...

Ding!"Both humans and ghosts are showing off, only I am being beaten!" Special.

"..." System, don't say the saddest words in the most domineering tone!Thanks!

"Host, the system can't hear what you say. Besides, I'm just a smart voice assistant, so it's useless for you to talk to me."

"..." If there are levels of sadness, then his sadness must be level ten.

"Eh? Brother Ye Buping, your expression is so strange."

"It's nothing. I'm so tired and want to take a rest."

"Oh. Brother Ye Buping, please take this."

"What is this?" Ye Buping looked at the red pill in her hand suspiciously.

"Don't worry. This is not poison. I have already fed brother Ye Buping the poison."

"..." Ye Buping felt so tired and wanted to sleep until the end of the world.

"Do you need me to feed you? Use my mouth."

"No!" Ye Buping quickly stretched out his uninjured...not seriously injured left hand and took the pills.

After taking the pills, Ye Buping felt much better.Then with the help of little Loli, he lay on the bed.

However, the little Loli did not leave.Ye Buping looked at her nervously.

"You're not trying to do something to me while I'm sleeping, are you?"

"Hehe. My birth chart still has more than two months to mature. Besides, if I want to do something, do I have to wait for you to fall asleep?"

"..." But, you are here, I am nervous!

Little Loli suddenly took out a book and asked with a smile: "Hehe! I just want to tell Brother Ye Buping a little bedtime story."

Ye Buping turned his head and looked, and the twelve big characters were reflected in his eyes - "I let the overbearing sect leader say long live flat chest"

"No! It tastes too strong!"

The little loli frowned, and then took out many books.

"The Counterattack of a Flat-chested Concubine", "A Flat-chested Princess Can Become a Heroine"...

"Choose one, brother Ye Buping."

"..." Ye Buping looked at the little Loli's chest unconsciously, and then... nothing happened.

The little loli was anxious. "Is Brother Ye Buping also a breast control?"

"Um...it's not...right?"

"Really?" Little Loli's eyes narrowed, and Ye Buping felt a dangerous aura.

"Hehe!" Soon, she smiled sweetly again, and Ye Buping felt that everything around him was black and white, but her smile was in color.Damn it!Another charm.

He quickly changed his words: "Actually, I think small breasts are not bad."

"Really?"

"Really!" Ye Buping nodded solemnly.

Then, the little Loli began to read the novel gently.Ye Buping also fell into a deep sleep due to the effect of the medicine and the sweet voice of the little Loli.

In his sleep, what Ye Buping didn't know was that when he was beaten badly by the undead, his clone was sitting on a big clay bird and escaped many people.

Most of these people are curious and want to see what kind of person the second sister (Little Pepper) and the others are looking for.By the way, let’s test Ye Buping’s strength.

However, Ye Buping showed off his speed.

"Damn it! Why can this guy fly in the sky when he only has d3?"

"Holy shit!" The rude guy was caught off guard and was splashed all over by water balloons falling from the sky.

"Don't be angry. You are all attacking others. It is considered a minor offense for others to throw water on you."

"I'm just trying his dodge ability. If I really want to attack..."

"What does he want to do? Just show us his useless water polo skills?"

"Look carefully, there is something wrong with his water polo skills. And... he seems to be constantly improving!"

"Improvement? Does that mean we became test subjects?"

The clone Ye Buping really thought so.He thought about what would happen if he turned on the Water Ball Technique like a ninja.Well... As a result, it has no use except improving the hit rate.

However, the angry face below made the clone a little frightened.

"Classmate Xiao Ai, will there be any problem if I do this?" The clone can also contact Classmate Xiao Ai.

"How can a clone have any bad intentions? Host clone, what you did is absolutely right. We call this a reasonable counterattack. The main body will thank you! Oh, by the way, it's time to take out that thing."

The clone struggled for a moment, and then asked uncertainly: "Do you really want to take it out? Will it not cause trouble to the main body?"

"No. There are still 60 Hokage coins before the main body can buy the Sharingan! The main body of the host is 15 years old and does not have the Sharingan yet. Is this normal? So, come on! Host clone!"

Then, the people below became even more angry.Each one of them seemed to want to swallow Ye Buping alive.

"Look! Ye Buping pulled out a banner. Licking the dog to the end, nothing left! What does licking the dog mean?"

"That's just calling us all dogs. That's great!" If it weren't for the fact that magic couldn't reach him, Ye Buping would have become a sieve at this flying height.

"Look! He changed another banner. Some people can't get people to look at you even if they try their best, but some people are naturally lovable. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so handsome."

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Even if the attack distance is not enough, they will still burst out.

"Host clone, well done! There are still 59, 50, 46 left... When the host body finds out, it will be moved to tears! Host clone, let's continue!"

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Not far away, a petite body was hidden under a large black robe, her bright eyes staring at Ye Buping.He kept muttering in his mouth from time to time.

"Hmph! What a boring prankster! These idiots are stupid enough. Stupid idiots! You are so stupid that you will make me laugh at the stinky bitch!" The girl's voice was sharp and pleasant.Why do you say it sounds nice?Because the bodyguards beside her looked like they were enjoying themselves.The bodyguards even felt comfortable when she cursed.

Now that Pepper is here, her nemesis "Second Sister" will naturally come too.She is also hiding in a corner.Although she had a faint smile on her lips, she was worried to death.

[Ye Buping, you can bring me surprises again and again!In the ancient tomb, if you can fly, you will have more room to play.It's a pity... you have joined the Feng family... Alas!Should I use some means to prevent you from entering the ancient tomb?But, that would be such a pity, would it really give me a headache?Oh, by the way, the undead that have appeared recently are also quite annoying. 】

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