Cube Ninja

When Naruto doesn't come to school, more than one loli is paying attention, and Shota near the loli is also worried about him.

"Why didn't this person come to school?" Brother Xiaoku crossed his hands and put his head on his hands.The female classmate next to me exclaimed "Wow" and "so handsome" again.But Sasuke turned a deaf ear to this, a group of ordinary fans, that man was the most important.

Hinata was a little panicked. Naruto-kun is a boy, and Sasuke-kun is also a boy, and Sasuke-kun seems to care about Naruto-kun. No, you can't just sit back and wait for death when something happens, you have to take the initiative.

"Naruto-kun," Byakugan Steam Loli took the courage to greet Naruto for the first time.

Naruto immediately felt that his training was effective, "What's wrong, Hinata-chan?"

"Naruto, are Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun friends?" Hinata asked the question that had confused her all morning.

That's not right, Naruto expressed doubts, he had only met Erzhu once, how could he become friends.

"Sasuke-kun was looking at Naruto's seat when he didn't come this morning. And now he doesn't look at you anymore."

After saying this, Steam Girl lowered her head with a flushed face, as if she had run out of courage.

What a second pillar, you pretend to be aloof with thick eyebrows and big eyes, it turns out that you have been plotting against me, Uzumaki Naruto, for a long time.Naruto raised his head and turned to the left, just in time to meet Erzhu's deep gaze.

The two people just looked at each other, and then Sasuke retracted his gaze with a "hum" and turned to the podium.

Naruto began to think, is Asura and Indra's chakra so strong? They are attracted to each other, but this thing should be equivalent to returning to their ancestors, this ghost-like ninja world.

However, Asura's construction of water wells and infrastructure construction is more in line with Naruto's ideas. When he becomes a complete body, he can lay railroad tracks to every corner of the ninja world.

Naruto can't resist this kind of cheating that increases the upper limit. He can't lie down without censorship. Not everyone can be like Konoha's Mahatma Gandi. After decades of training, he can cheat like the two pillars and the prince in the original novel. When it came time to be replaced by a new generation, the Liver Emperor of Konoha took up the banner and fought against the previous generation.

But Naruto felt that he needed to have a good talk with Asura. There is no need to affect future generations about what happened between you and your brother. You are hindering me, Naruto Uzumaki, from picking up girls. I want to protect my future sons and daughters. Be responsible, it is your business to love and kill each other.

Naruto moved closer to Hinata, "How could I be interested in Sasuke? The only way to do it is to look at the cute Hinata-chan."

"Boom"

Hinata's resistance was not yet full, so she couldn't bear the stimulation and fainted.

This lesson was useless and Iruka had a headache.

On the second day of school, the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki scared the eldest daughter of the Hyuga family to faint in his class. The second young master of the Uchiha family was also attracted to him and kept staring at him without paying attention to the class.

But I just told the third generation yesterday what happened if Naruto didn't go to class. Today they are here, but if I go to the third generation again, it seems that I am a little incompetent.

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Just fishing and skipping classes every day, a year flies by.

Naruto insisted on exercising every day. When he wanted to learn something, an expert would pass by.

Although the tall man has a melon-skinned head, wears green tights, and has strangely shining teeth, he is extremely reliable.

I gave Naruto instructions every day, just carrying two buckets when I walked.

Under the strong request of the Sandaime and Naruto's communication, he still had to go to school, but there were only two classes a day. The ninja school ended very early in the afternoon. He went to one class in the morning and one class in the afternoon. If he had nothing to do, he could go home.

If it weren't for teasing his wife, Naruto would have sent a shadow clone to the school. He couldn't have this feeling of being in love with himself. Some things had to be done by himself.

At night, Naruto communicated with Kyuubi in the sealed space.

Looking at the Nine Lamas who had been eating and drinking in his body for several years, Naruto felt hopeless. Why didn't he grow any better? The chakra was just a little thicker, but his size didn't grow. Although the handsome fox was great, this pair This is unacceptable to a young flower grower.

There were so many pigs and cats in the previous life. Anyway, any living thing could be fed into a unified creature like a pig. Why didn't Naruto himself have this talent? He couldn't even raise a fox.

"Kid, I sense you have malicious intent."

"It's nothing, big fox"

Although in his heart he wanted to turn the nine-tailed beast into a nine-tailed demon pig, it is obvious that the tailed beast is not such a simple creature.

Naruto took out a bonfire and placed it on the ground. Animals love to warm themselves by fire. Then he took out Japanese wine.

This "Japanese sake" is a very magical thing in Japanese mythology. It can make a nine-headed snake monster drunk. The wine can also help kill monsters. Anyway, it has all kinds of incredible things.

"Big fox, drink. Fill the pool with wine and try it. Many people like to drink this."

"I have never drunk anything from you humans."

After all, all humans in this world run away when they see a tailed beast. Except for the perverted kid with the Sharingan before, there is also the perverted kid who played with wood like Asura. He grabbed himself with one hand and said he was too strong. To seal.

The next two jinchūriki came to the present.

"Then try, but you can't use chakra."

Naruto has seen it in the animation. Although chakra cannot dissolve alcohol or force it out of the body like infuriating energy, it can increase the physical strength and make you drunk.

I just don’t know what’s going on with the tailed beasts, like Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Xiao Li have all been drunk.

Kyuubi was sucking in the pool with an oversized straw. The more Naruto looked at it, the more it looked like a wine pool and meat forest. Sure enough, a fallen tailed beast actually lived better than most people in the world.

After taking a few puffs, Kyuubi felt a little bit aroused, "Kid, please add more."

"It's started, it's started, the Nine-Tails is starting to come up." Naruto suppressed his excitement and continued to drink wine. As expected, wine is very lethal to Japanese creatures.

Seeing the big fox sucking hard again, a bit drunk, Naruto seized the opportunity.

"Big fox, how long have you lived?"

"I have lived for thousands of years"

"Then what did you look like when you were six years old?" Naruto tried his best to make a little fox head.

"A little smaller than this, with a rounder face, that's about it, kid, isn't it cute?"

"Yes, very cute, big fox" Naruto suppressed his laughter and covered his mouth desperately.

"That's good, kid, why are you covering your mouth?"

After saying that, Kyuubi fell asleep on his stomach.

Naruto put the modified fox sculpture on the ground and painted it, looking forward to seeing the vixen wake up tomorrow to see him die.

Turn over and go to sleep. Tomorrow, I will lift a tree and catch my wife.