Cube Ninja

"Is there one person missing?" Sandai felt something was wrong. He touched his beard and couldn't remember. However, Naruto's problem was serious. It seemed that he needed to talk to Jiraiya.

"Go ahead and find it for me, Jiraiya."

"Yes"

After a while, Jiraiya, who had lost contact with him in Konoha, appeared in the Hokage's office.

Smelling the strong scent of perfume and rouge on Jiraiya's body: "What are you teaching Naruto all day?"

"Rasengan, and the Three Forbidden Ninjas."

"Then this is how you taught him?" Sandai put Naruto's action sheet in front of Jiraiya.

"There's nothing I can do about it, that child." Jiraiya said unconvinced and strong.

"Teach him something useful and stop harming the Konoha Forest."

After the third generation finished speaking, Jiraiya was kicked out of the office.

[Useful, do not affect Konoha Forest. ] Jiraiya was walking on the road, [Then teach him that. ]

Jiraiya pulls Naruto who lives in the lake and rows a boat.

The lake was created by drilling a well yesterday, but it collapsed due to lack of control.

"Wait a minute, we're learning this today, but why are you rowing, kid?"

"What are you doing, lecherous immortal?" Naruto was a little unhappy when his rowing was interrupted.

Naruto couldn't tell Jiraiya his thoughts.Rowing is very useful. In the future and after the (nuclear) ninja world is leveled, you will definitely go to sea and set sail.

If you go out and find that the history outside has changed, more than 800 years ago, an island country discharged nuclear wastewater into the sea.Because the islanders in this country have been eating nuclear-contaminated fish for a long time, they have gradually turned into fish-men and are not allowed to live under the sea.

In the blank 100 years, countries around the world realized the dangers of an island nation's nuclear wastewater discharge, and used three major weapons (Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto) to blast the mutated island nation into the bottom of the sea, and ostracized the mutated island nation's people who ate fish.

In order to prevent the further spread of nuclear wastewater, countries around the world reclaimed the sea and built islands, creating a red continent around the world, isolating the polluted seawater in the other half of the continent, and erasing this period of history.

Their sacred tree mutated due to absorbing nuclear wastewater and produced a deformed fruit, which was called devil fruit by the locals.

Well, this had to be prepared in advance. Naruto thought it would be good to pull a boat of people and take Sasuke out to see the monkeys: "Wuhu, the world."

Jiraiya pulled Naruto off the boat, "Today we will learn the art of channeling. Let me demonstrate it first, and watch it carefully."

He put his right hand into his mouth and bit it, then took it out and scratched it on the palm of his left hand, "Psychic Technique." A circle of tadpole writing appeared on the ground.

"Bang" a white mist appeared, and a toad appeared with a scroll in its mouth and big hands.

"How is it? He's handsome, isn't he?" Jiraiya stood on the toad's head.

When Naruto saw it in his previous life, he was puzzled as to how people could bite their hands open.

"Lovable Immortal, how did you bite your hand open?"

Hearing this, Jiraiya almost fell off the toad's head.

Let the toad unfold the scroll.

"If you inject chakra into your teeth, can't you bite them open?"

"But." Naruto injected chakra into his teeth and put his hand into his mouth. When he took it out, white smoke came out of it. "It's healed."

[This child. . ] Jiraiya covered his face, "Okay, then let's find another way."

Finally, after the kunai scratched Naruto's palm fifteen times, his name was successfully left on the scroll.

The moment his name was written on the scroll, Naruto felt a special connection with him.

"Ninjutsu? 6? 1 Psychic Technique." [This feeling is coming. ]

"Bang" A huge amount of white smoke appeared, and a tadpole appeared on the ground.

"...?" Naruto looked at the tadpole jumping in front of him.

[Tadpole, tadpole. .This kid shouldn't be. . ] "Try again, Naruto." Jiraiya felt that this was a bit outrageous.

"If you sense the huge chakra in your body, can't you transform into a tailed beast?"

Naruto vaguely remembered that the original prince used the Nine-Tails chakra when he channeled Gamabunta.

"it is good!"

"The art of psychic."

Blue and red chakra appeared in Naruto's hands, "Bang~" the white smoke dissipated, and a huge toad appeared at Naruto's feet.

"Okay, it's so big. This is the Mt. Miaomu underworld." Naruto lay on the toad's back.In fact, most people have phobia of giant objects and heights. This is Naruto's first experience in reality. Not counting the nine tails, his own consciousness is playing inside his own body.

"Jiraiya, this is Konoha Village, what do you want me to do?" He held a pipe in his mouth and looked at Jiraiya on the ground.

[Is there something wrong with this child, or is there something wrong with me? ] "I didn't call you out this time, it was him." The finger pointed at Naruto on Gamabunta's back.

"Huh? Just this brat? Stop joking. Get out from under me, brat." Gamabunta shook his body, trying to shake Naruto off.

"Hey, don't mess around." Naruto held on to the clothes on Gamabunta's back tightly to prevent them from falling off.

"Kid, let me do it." Kyuubi felt that this toad was a little ignorant. Originally, Naruto could just play with him if he wanted to. But now that you are a toad like this, you are not giving Naruto face. Naruto is the Nine-Tailed Jinchilla. Li, if you don't give the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki face, you don't give me the Nine-Tails face.

Then Kyuubi must not come out to discipline you. You really have never seen the Black Hand, Black Hand.

Naruto's eyes turned into vertical pupils, and chakra burst out from his body, forming a circle of chakra waves.

"Is this?" Jiraiya decided that something was wrong.

Sensing the ominous and violent chakra on his back, Gamabunta under Naruto suddenly became quiet.

"You don't want to give me face?" Kyuubi jumped onto Gamabunta's eyes and looked at each other.

Gamabunta: "Danger!"

Danger signals kept sending out in his heart. If it weren't for the fact that toads don't have hair on their bodies, Gamabunta would feel that his hair would have exploded by now.

"How, how could it be possible?" Gamabunta now recognized what it was. This chakra should be the legendary Nine Tails.

"I heard that grilled toad is delicious." Kyuubi felt that the toad under his feet was very sensible, otherwise he would have asked Naruto to make grilled toad for him. The charcoal-grilled bullfrog he was talking about last time, there is no such creature as bullfrog now. , I wouldn’t pick a toad either, Kyuubi.

"No, it won't." Gamabunta was trembling all over, and his pipe was a bit unsteady.

"How about it, do you want to consider having sex with me?" His blue pupils looked normal.

"Okay, kid, no, no, is it called Uzumaki Naruto?"

Naruto didn't originally intend to conquer Gamabunta like in the original work. Compared to Toad Boss or something like that, he really couldn't say it out loud.

My father, Minato Namikaze, can also channel it. When the time comes, I will go down and ask, "Naruto, did you also sign the contract with Mt. Myoboku? Bunta is a good toad. Did he take good care of you?"

Naruto couldn't reply: "Ah, I recognize Toad as the boss. Don't worry, Dad."

So how do you calculate the seniority? How embarrassing.