I draw my sword and become a god in Douluo
Chapter 5: Tormenting Tang 3! 【Ask for collection】
Chapter 5: Tormenting Tang San violently! 【Ask for collection】
After the routine of drawing the sword for the day ended, Chen Yu went to play with Tang San.
What?You asked Chen Yu why he didn't play with other friends in Holy Soul Village?
Chen Yu said, wouldn't it be nice to have the son of destiny and the youngest titled Douluo?
"Uncle Tang, I'm here to fight with the mistress!"
Before the person arrives, the sound arrives first.
Arriving outside the door of Tang San's small blacksmith shop, Chen Yu shouted loudly.
In the years since time traveled, Chen Yu would come to Tang San's house for dinner every now and then.
Occasionally, they would use the gold coins obtained from the lottery to bring some dishes. After going back and forth, Tang Hao and his son became familiar with Chen Yu.
"You brat, you get a bruise and a swollen face from Tang San every time, and you're still so arrogant."
A burly man with an unshaven face staggered out of the room and said casually to Chen Yu.
After saying that, he sat on the deck chair in the yard and basked in the sun leisurely.
"Hmph, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years... Bah!"
"That was back then. If I don't beat the mistress to death today, I won't have the shame to come to your house."
Chen Yu blushed and retorted to Tang Hao. In the past few years, it was true that every time he fought with Tang San, he couldn't do it, and he was beaten every time.
and so!
He's going to beat him back today!
No, not just today, I will beat Tang San all the time in the future!
"Brother Yu, you can't beat me, why do you still love to beat me so much! Do you have masochistic tendencies?"
At this time, Tang San walked out of the room and said helplessly to Chen Yu.
"Stop talking nonsense, if I don't beat you down today, I will provide your family with a week's worth of meals, including meat!"
Enemies are extremely jealous when they meet each other. Yesterday, he was beaten up by Tang San.
But today, he is no longer the spicy Chen Yu yesterday!
"Mistress, did you hear me? He's got some meat, let's fuck him!"
When he heard that there was meat, Tang Hao, who was lying on the corpse, immediately became energetic and hurriedly said to Tang San.
Tang San:"……"
Chen Yu: "..."
"Okay, Brother Yu, you're going to get beaten again!"
--
After last night's transformation, Chen Yu's strength had already turned upside down, and he couldn't wait to give Tang San a good beating.
So he didn't answer Tang San, but picked up a wooden stick he had picked up on the road.
A straight stick that no boy can resist!
At that time, Chen Yu saw this wooden stick and thought to himself: "This magical tool was obtained when he was young. It has a radius of ten miles and there is no grass at all!"
……
Back to the subject, Chen Yu held the divine weapon and used the footwork of the God of Swords to draw towards Tang San.
"???"
Tang San was shocked, what is this?Is this move much more powerful than his ghost shadow?
How did Brother Yu learn?
When did you learn it?
If you know this footwork, why did you get attacked by him stupidly before?
The Three Chains of Quality appeared directly in Tang San's mind!
Not only him, Tang Hao, who was lying on the recliner, saw this scene, and a light flashed in his eyes.
"This movement technique, in terms of proficiency alone, not counting speed, can't be compared to ordinary titled Douluo, right? Also, why does Xiao Yu have such pure sword intent?"
Tang Hao's vision was much higher than Tang San's.
As soon as Chen Yu entered the fighting state, he noticed the change in Chen Yu's temperament.
That was pure sword intent, purer than Sword Douluo Chenxin's sword intent!
It’s just not that powerful!
Countless questions filled the minds of the Tang family father and son, and they were at a loss for answers!
Chen Yu didn't know what the two of them were thinking, but even if he knew, he might just smile with disdain.
"This is the charm of hanging up!"
Shocked, Tang San was still running the ghost shadow, avoiding the wooden stick drawn by Chen Yu!
However, the ghostly shadow that Chen Yu could not understand yesterday was no different from a child playing house to his eyes now.
It may also be that Tang San's current level of cultivation is still relatively low, so in Chen Yu's eyes, it's all loopholes!
"Slow, too slow!"
Chen Yu smiled mysteriously, and then appeared one meter behind Tang San like a ghost.
"Snapped!"
The sound of the wooden stick entering the body resounded in the silent courtyard, and Chen Yu slapped Tang San's butt hard with the stick!
"hiss!"
Tang San jumped up after being slapped, rubbed his butt hard with his palms, and asked Chen Yu in confusion:
"Brother Yu, how did you know that I would settle here?"
"Because you are too weak, your Brother Yu will know what you are going to do just by counting on your fingers!"
Chen Yu couldn't explain it, so it didn't matter if he saw the flaw.But asking him to review it would be a bit difficult for him.
"Don't change the subject, come again!"
Chen Yu did not delve deeper into this topic, holding the divine weapon in his hand and drawing it towards Tang San again.
"Snapped!"
This time it was even more severe. Before Tang San had time to dodge, he was hit again by the stick, which landed on the other half of his butt.
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
The slender wooden stick kept hitting Tang San's buttocks.
Tang San was jumping around in the yard like a little monkey, Chen Yu was chasing after him, determined to pay back the beatings he had suffered over the years!
"Aren't you very capable? Come and beat me!"
Chen Yu laughed wantonly while whipping Tang San.
"Brother Yu, Brother Yu, I was wrong, please spare me!"
Although the wooden stick was thin, it still hurt when it hit him, not to mention that Chen Yu kept staring at his butt.
"Hmph, how many times have you beaten me? Why don't you get here? Eat my two sticks first!"
Tang Hao looked on in shock, what kind of monsters were these two little guys.
Needless to say, Chen Yu, even Tang San, had fighting reflexes that were inappropriate for his age.
Although he was constantly being slapped, Tang Hao couldn't help but admire his battle judgments made at certain times.
Time passed slowly as Tang San was beaten. After Chen Yu felt better, he stopped.
"Little Sanzi, how are you doing? Do you accept it or not?" Chen Yu stood up and put away his stick, asking stinkingly.
"I've accepted it. By the way, Brother Yu, what exactly have you been through? How come you've become so powerful after not seeing me for a day?"
Tang San asked Chen Yu in confusion while rubbing his buttocks.
"Then weren't you very powerful before? Why is this?" Chen Yu asked back.
"Forehead……"
Tang San didn't know how to answer. Could it be that he was a time traveler?
"Okay, okay, you two brats are so noisy that I can't even sleep. I'm going to make you a delicious meal today."
It has to be said that under the influence of Chen Yu's lively personality, Tang Hao's bad temper has changed a lot, and he can even joke now.
"Okay, mistress, come on, let's go shopping for groceries. I'm happy today and I'll treat you to a big dinner!"
Chen Yu said to Tang San that he had done it in a measured way. Although he slapped Tang San for so long, it definitely did not cause any harm.
-
Tang San: "Your happiness is based on my pain???"
Chen Yu and Tang San went out to buy vegetables at the entrance of the village. After a while, they were carrying a bunch of big fish and meat. They gave half of it to Grandpa Jack, and Tang San took the rest home.
??The contract for this book has been sent out, so you don’t have to worry about not being able to write it down. You can save a little bit of it first and eat it in one bite when it is fattened up in the future.
?Bah~
?
??
(End of this chapter)
After the routine of drawing the sword for the day ended, Chen Yu went to play with Tang San.
What?You asked Chen Yu why he didn't play with other friends in Holy Soul Village?
Chen Yu said, wouldn't it be nice to have the son of destiny and the youngest titled Douluo?
"Uncle Tang, I'm here to fight with the mistress!"
Before the person arrives, the sound arrives first.
Arriving outside the door of Tang San's small blacksmith shop, Chen Yu shouted loudly.
In the years since time traveled, Chen Yu would come to Tang San's house for dinner every now and then.
Occasionally, they would use the gold coins obtained from the lottery to bring some dishes. After going back and forth, Tang Hao and his son became familiar with Chen Yu.
"You brat, you get a bruise and a swollen face from Tang San every time, and you're still so arrogant."
A burly man with an unshaven face staggered out of the room and said casually to Chen Yu.
After saying that, he sat on the deck chair in the yard and basked in the sun leisurely.
"Hmph, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years... Bah!"
"That was back then. If I don't beat the mistress to death today, I won't have the shame to come to your house."
Chen Yu blushed and retorted to Tang Hao. In the past few years, it was true that every time he fought with Tang San, he couldn't do it, and he was beaten every time.
and so!
He's going to beat him back today!
No, not just today, I will beat Tang San all the time in the future!
"Brother Yu, you can't beat me, why do you still love to beat me so much! Do you have masochistic tendencies?"
At this time, Tang San walked out of the room and said helplessly to Chen Yu.
"Stop talking nonsense, if I don't beat you down today, I will provide your family with a week's worth of meals, including meat!"
Enemies are extremely jealous when they meet each other. Yesterday, he was beaten up by Tang San.
But today, he is no longer the spicy Chen Yu yesterday!
"Mistress, did you hear me? He's got some meat, let's fuck him!"
When he heard that there was meat, Tang Hao, who was lying on the corpse, immediately became energetic and hurriedly said to Tang San.
Tang San:"……"
Chen Yu: "..."
"Okay, Brother Yu, you're going to get beaten again!"
--
After last night's transformation, Chen Yu's strength had already turned upside down, and he couldn't wait to give Tang San a good beating.
So he didn't answer Tang San, but picked up a wooden stick he had picked up on the road.
A straight stick that no boy can resist!
At that time, Chen Yu saw this wooden stick and thought to himself: "This magical tool was obtained when he was young. It has a radius of ten miles and there is no grass at all!"
……
Back to the subject, Chen Yu held the divine weapon and used the footwork of the God of Swords to draw towards Tang San.
"???"
Tang San was shocked, what is this?Is this move much more powerful than his ghost shadow?
How did Brother Yu learn?
When did you learn it?
If you know this footwork, why did you get attacked by him stupidly before?
The Three Chains of Quality appeared directly in Tang San's mind!
Not only him, Tang Hao, who was lying on the recliner, saw this scene, and a light flashed in his eyes.
"This movement technique, in terms of proficiency alone, not counting speed, can't be compared to ordinary titled Douluo, right? Also, why does Xiao Yu have such pure sword intent?"
Tang Hao's vision was much higher than Tang San's.
As soon as Chen Yu entered the fighting state, he noticed the change in Chen Yu's temperament.
That was pure sword intent, purer than Sword Douluo Chenxin's sword intent!
It’s just not that powerful!
Countless questions filled the minds of the Tang family father and son, and they were at a loss for answers!
Chen Yu didn't know what the two of them were thinking, but even if he knew, he might just smile with disdain.
"This is the charm of hanging up!"
Shocked, Tang San was still running the ghost shadow, avoiding the wooden stick drawn by Chen Yu!
However, the ghostly shadow that Chen Yu could not understand yesterday was no different from a child playing house to his eyes now.
It may also be that Tang San's current level of cultivation is still relatively low, so in Chen Yu's eyes, it's all loopholes!
"Slow, too slow!"
Chen Yu smiled mysteriously, and then appeared one meter behind Tang San like a ghost.
"Snapped!"
The sound of the wooden stick entering the body resounded in the silent courtyard, and Chen Yu slapped Tang San's butt hard with the stick!
"hiss!"
Tang San jumped up after being slapped, rubbed his butt hard with his palms, and asked Chen Yu in confusion:
"Brother Yu, how did you know that I would settle here?"
"Because you are too weak, your Brother Yu will know what you are going to do just by counting on your fingers!"
Chen Yu couldn't explain it, so it didn't matter if he saw the flaw.But asking him to review it would be a bit difficult for him.
"Don't change the subject, come again!"
Chen Yu did not delve deeper into this topic, holding the divine weapon in his hand and drawing it towards Tang San again.
"Snapped!"
This time it was even more severe. Before Tang San had time to dodge, he was hit again by the stick, which landed on the other half of his butt.
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
The slender wooden stick kept hitting Tang San's buttocks.
Tang San was jumping around in the yard like a little monkey, Chen Yu was chasing after him, determined to pay back the beatings he had suffered over the years!
"Aren't you very capable? Come and beat me!"
Chen Yu laughed wantonly while whipping Tang San.
"Brother Yu, Brother Yu, I was wrong, please spare me!"
Although the wooden stick was thin, it still hurt when it hit him, not to mention that Chen Yu kept staring at his butt.
"Hmph, how many times have you beaten me? Why don't you get here? Eat my two sticks first!"
Tang Hao looked on in shock, what kind of monsters were these two little guys.
Needless to say, Chen Yu, even Tang San, had fighting reflexes that were inappropriate for his age.
Although he was constantly being slapped, Tang Hao couldn't help but admire his battle judgments made at certain times.
Time passed slowly as Tang San was beaten. After Chen Yu felt better, he stopped.
"Little Sanzi, how are you doing? Do you accept it or not?" Chen Yu stood up and put away his stick, asking stinkingly.
"I've accepted it. By the way, Brother Yu, what exactly have you been through? How come you've become so powerful after not seeing me for a day?"
Tang San asked Chen Yu in confusion while rubbing his buttocks.
"Then weren't you very powerful before? Why is this?" Chen Yu asked back.
"Forehead……"
Tang San didn't know how to answer. Could it be that he was a time traveler?
"Okay, okay, you two brats are so noisy that I can't even sleep. I'm going to make you a delicious meal today."
It has to be said that under the influence of Chen Yu's lively personality, Tang Hao's bad temper has changed a lot, and he can even joke now.
"Okay, mistress, come on, let's go shopping for groceries. I'm happy today and I'll treat you to a big dinner!"
Chen Yu said to Tang San that he had done it in a measured way. Although he slapped Tang San for so long, it definitely did not cause any harm.
-
Tang San: "Your happiness is based on my pain???"
Chen Yu and Tang San went out to buy vegetables at the entrance of the village. After a while, they were carrying a bunch of big fish and meat. They gave half of it to Grandpa Jack, and Tang San took the rest home.
??The contract for this book has been sent out, so you don’t have to worry about not being able to write it down. You can save a little bit of it first and eat it in one bite when it is fattened up in the future.
?Bah~
?
??
(End of this chapter)
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