The power of the five elements of Douluo continent

The five Bixuan people have already prepared everything that should be prepared and are waiting for the guests to arrive.

Half an hour later, Tianshui College, Dai Mubai and others appeared in Bibaixuan's sight. Dai Mubai waved to Bibaixuan, indicating that they were here.

Bi Baixuan said to Xiao Wu and the others, "Let's go! I'll go greet our guests!"

Xiao Wu and the other two followed Bi Baixuan and walked towards them.

Bi Baixuan came to them, bent slightly, and said with a smile: "Welcome all the beauties from Tianshui Academy. It is our honor for all the beauties to come to our Shrek Academy!"

"Wow, he's so handsome! He looks even more stylish than in the ring!"

"Yes. Yes...so gentle!"

"Oh, his eyes look like this, they are very special! They are very attractive (look at his eyeballs, they are like stars in the sky), so strange and beautiful!"

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Bi Baixuan was very depressed about being studied by the beauties from Tianshui College. Fortunately, there was no scientific research in this place. Otherwise, he believed that these powerful beauties would have kidnapped him and sent him to be a slave. white rat.

"Ahem..." Shui Bing'er felt humiliated when she saw her team members like this.

Hearing the captain's cough, the beauties surrounding Bi Baixuan immediately smiled sheepishly and returned to Shui Bing'er.

Shui Bing'er glanced at them with slight reproach, took a step towards Bi Baixuan and said, "Our team members did such unreasonable things to you just now. I apologize to you on their behalf!"

Bi Baixuan looked Shui Bing'er up and down. She was 1.6 meters tall and had a very well-proportioned figure. She was neither the exaggeratedly plump nor the skinny type. She had long aqua-blue hair hanging down her back and fair skin. Her face is dotted with exquisite facial features. At first glance, she does not seem to be particularly stunning, but when you look closely, you can continue to discover her beauty, which is a hazy beauty.

Bi Baixuan looked at it and praised in his heart: "This is a very attractive girl." However, he responded: "Haha, it doesn't matter. Please don't be so restrained, Miss Shui Bing'er. You can call me " The name is fine or Xiaoxuan, just don’t use the word “you”. I’m a young man, so I act like an old man.

"Puch..." Shui Bing'er laughed at Bi Baixuan's words. Shui Bing'er originally thought that someone as amazing as Bi Baixuan would be very arrogant, but she didn't expect him to be so approachable. , suddenly Shui Bing'er felt that Bixuan was very interesting. Of course, she found Bixuan interesting, but it didn't mean that she liked Bixuan.

Bi Baixuan smiled and said: "Miss Shui Bing'er, your smile is like a blooming white orchid, so beautiful and refined, please Miss Shui Bing'er smile more.

Shui Bing'er responded with a smile: "Bing'er thought that the stunningly talented Bi Baixuan would be an arrogant genius, but she didn't expect that he would be so approachable.

Bi Baixuan wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Dai Mubai, "Oh, don't be polite when you come and go. Today is a social party, not a formal occasion, so there is no need to use official accent! Right! Yue'er Wife!"

Shui Yue'er heard Dai Mubai call her wife in front of so many people. Although she has a somewhat bold personality, she also felt shy for a while.

Shui Yue'er blushed and glanced at Dai Mubai angrily, and said, "Yes, sister, Mubai is right. I think everyone doesn't need to be so polite!"

After Shui Yue'er finished speaking, he returned to his previous appearance and said with a smile: "Brother Xuan, what delicious and fun things have you prepared for us today! Let me tell you, if you can't satisfy us, I will Let Xiao Wu and the others ignore you, geez!"

Shui Yue'er often ran to Shrek and was already very familiar with everyone in Shrek, so everyone thought it was okay to make a joke!

Bi Baixuan smiled and said: "Delicious things, fun things, everything you need are here! Brothers and sisters, let's have fun...happy!"

Everyone asked in unison: "What does happy mean?"

Everyone started the party. Bi Baixuan had already caught some game in the mountains and marinated it. Anyway, Bi Baixuan also traveled from the 21st century. When he was on Earth, barbecue restaurants abounded. Yes, Bibaixuan also often cooks some barbecue at home, so he has developed good barbecue skills.

Everyone had a great time eating, and everyone was full of praise for Biaixuan's cooking.

Everyone was chatting while eating, and the atmosphere was very harmonious. Unknowingly, it got dark and a fire was lit. Everyone gathered around the fire and played flying chess.

Bi Baixuan told everyone about the rules and gameplay of flying chess. Everyone also understood how to play flying chess and started playing.

However, it was not interesting to play like this. Dai Mubai suggested that the loser should perform a show for everyone. This suggestion was unanimously approved by everyone.

So, everyone started to play happily.

In the first game, Oscar lost. When Oscar was about to reach the finish line, he couldn't get the right points. As a result, he was knocked back to the finish line by Dai Mubai. In the midst of the crowd's booing, Oscar got up and performed a show for everyone with a sad face. .

Oscar coughed twice and said: "Let me tell you a story. The story is like this. It may be scary at the beginning, but it's a little funny in the middle, but the ending is tragic!"

"Okay, I've told you! Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died. Thank you for your support!" After saying this, Oscar was the first to applaud.

Everyone looked at Oscar with a dazed look. After a while, everyone threw everything they could throw at Oscar.

"Damn it, what kind of story is this? It's just deceiving people. Damn it, brothers, chop him to death!"

"Yes, damn it, Oscar, you think we are all short-sighted!"

Oscar wailed as he was buried in the bones and peels of various meats.

Everyone continued to play Ludo, but in the end Oscar lost. He lost two games in a row. Oscar really wanted to find a place to cry. Looking at the malicious eyes everyone looked at him, Oscar gave birth to a child for the first time. The urge to run quickly.

As if Tang San saw through his thoughts, he said: "Xiao Ao, don't even think about escaping, you can't escape either, hehe."

Oscar looked sad and said: "Xiaosan, you have been led astray by them too. You are no longer the pure and innocent Tang Sanshao you used to be. Why is my life so miserable!"

Bi Baixuan smiled and said: "Okay, stop complaining. Who told you to lose? Go and perform a show. It can be anything, guessing riddles, jokes, etc.! For the sake of being so pitiful, We have lowered our standards!"

Oscar nodded helplessly and responded: "Okay!"

Oscar got up and said: "There are always some interesting love affairs between husband and wife. What I am going to talk about below are some interesting things that happen between husband and wife!"

1.A: "When do women talk the least?"

B: "February."

A: "Why?"

B: “Because February has the fewest days!”

2. The wife was seriously ill, and the husband stayed by her side.

The wife asked her husband: "Tell me honestly, what are you going to do after I die?"

The husband said, “Don’t ask me that question, I’ll go crazy.

"Will you remarry?"

"If I were crazy, I would remarry."

After Oscar finished speaking, he held his stomach and burst out laughing, "I was laughing so hard, haha... No, I have a stomachache... Ha... Ha... Haha... Uh, no... Isn’t it funny?”