[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Monet boarded the ship as he wished, and found himself in Kizaru's office. The office also had a bedroom and a bathroom. The design... was pretty big.

You can totally sleep on the sofa in the office!

When Kizaru saw Monet staring at the sofa, he knew what she wanted to do: I didn't want to do it.

"Salino, there is a sofa here!" Monet's eyes were bright. She put down the small box and ran to open the bedroom. Kizaru walked over, and Monet had already climbed onto the bed. After trying it out, she still felt like a child. ?

"Salino! The bed is so big!"

"Yeah, because it's for me." He's three meters tall, so of course he's big.

[Ahhh, honeymoon!Honeymoon! ]

[Nana is like a child now, not like a middle-aged woman at all. ]

[Like a child whose parents take them on a trip. ]

[How else to stay young?Mentality is very important! ]

[She won’t have to worry about Ace when she grows up! ]

[Now she is pampered by everyone, of course she is like a child. ]

[There is really a big bed of three or four meters, Nicholas Kizaru! ]

[Luffy’s sense of sight! ]

Monet had searched the room inside and out, and now she was going to encourage Kizaru to call Garp.

She pulled him to the sofa, pushed him down, and handed him a little phone bug, "Come on, come on, Salino, call my dad!"

"Yeah~ Why did I hit you?"

Seeing that Kizaru didn't answer, she took his big hand, opened it, put the phone bug in his palm, and smiled flatteringly, "Just tell him, I applied for your assistant, and now I will go on a business trip with you." !”

"Yeah~ Nana-chan wants to let Kapusang's anger burn on me? Yeah, Nana-chan is so good!"

Monet smiled, poured a cup of tea, and handed it to Kizaru, "Salino must be thirsty after talking so much, right? Come, have a sip of tea!"

Kizaru looked at Monet and smiled. Monet's hands were tired and he said coquettishly: "You take it, my hands are tired!"

Unable to do so, Kizaru had no choice but to accept it.Monet pushed further, "Drink and drink!"

Monet received a light glance from Kizaru, but her thoughts were actually known. She smiled coquettishly, walked behind and pinched someone's shoulders, "As a general, are you tired? I'll support you and squeeze your shoulders!"

Kizaru was suddenly pinched near his neck, and his body tensed up for a moment. After realizing that the person was Monet, he slowly relaxed and began to enjoy it.

"Yeah, Nana-chan's skills are quite good. Have you practiced?"

"Of course, I pressed it out for dad!"

"Yeah, Capusan is so happy!"

Monet became proud, "That's right!"

After pressing for a while, Monet's hands felt sore, so he reminded a cheeky orange-skinned man who squinted his eyes to enjoy, "My hands are sore after pressing for so long. Is Salino going to call?"

Kizaru opened his eyes, "Oh, oh, yes, I forgot about it because I felt so comfortable. I'll hit you now."

[Tactical forgetting! ]

[These two people, scheming together, are so in line with my idea of ​​elite love! ! ]

[Together!Don't let Shanks lower the IQ of the next generation! ]

[That is, as far as Kizaru is concerned, those genes are so good! ]

[As long as the girl looks like her mother, it’s okay. With Nana’s looks, she can be saved!It doesn’t matter if the boy looks like his father! ]

[Don't wait for Nana to take the initiative, Nana is arrogant, if she takes the initiative, what will happen to Kizaru?You know, Nana and Shanks have known each other since childhood!That idiot Shanks still has a crush on someone else. If Nana takes the initiative, how can Shanks be his opponent?You've already surrendered, okay? ]

[Shanks frowned, confused, "Are my genes bad?"

Jesus said: "Boss, your IQ is indeed not very good, but you can find someone with a high IQ to save you."

Shanks: "It makes sense! Beckman's IQ..."

"Get out!" Beckman didn't want to say a word to him. Who knew what nonsense he was going to say? 】

Kizaru dialed the number, "Moxi Moshi, Capusan?"

"Oh, Kizaru! Didn't you go out on patrol?"

"Yeah, this is what I want to report to you. Nana-chan has been my assistant before and has not resigned yet. So this time I am going to take my assistant out for inspection. Kapusang won't blame Nana-chan, right? After all, It’s necessary for work.”

The other side started to curse, and Kizaru kept the phone bug away from him, and the phone bug and saliva flew out, "Ah, you damn yellow-skinned monkey, I know how cruel you are, I said you usually rot at home and become moldy. Why don't you go out and go out for a patrol this time? So you are waiting here! Do you have any plans for my lovely Nana? "

"Yeah, why does Capusan think so? How can it be said that he has an agenda?"

"I won't talk to you, tell Nana to talk to me!"

Kizaru had no choice but to hand the phone bug to Monet, with a look on his face that said "I tried my best."

"Hello, Dad?"

"Dad? I'm not your father! You are my ancestor!"

"Dad~"

"Now that your wings have hardened, you want to fly on your own, don't you? You run out without even saying a word to your father. Why, are you afraid that your father will stop you?"

"I left a note at home. Dad, I also prepared senbei cookies for you. I made them and they are on the table."

"Hmph, can you bribe me with senbei? What flavor is it?"

"All."

"Hmph, Dad, I told you to stay away from Kizaru, but you refused to listen and came close to me yourself. You are so angry with me!"

Garp wanted to say something bad about Kizaru, but Monet looked back. Kizaru was looking at his nails, which seemed to have grown and needed to be cut.

Monet covered the phone and lowered his voice, "Dad, don't say that, I'm here!"

"I just said what's wrong! Let me tell you, Nana, you can only believe half of Kizaru's words, don't believe them all! Your brain can't play with his, don't be fooled by him and count the money for him! "

Monet agreed to all the old father's instructions perfunctorily, then turned around and forgot.The old father once again warned the malicious monkey, "Forget it this time, if Nana loses a hair, I will break your legs even if you are a general!"

The level of Karp finally passed, and Monet went to play with peace of mind.

Kizaru looked at the running figure and said, "Yeah, I'm just going to throw it away after you're done with it?" Then he followed the person out helplessly.

Monet ran around on the boat as if he had never seen the world before, but he had never seen her before.

"Yeah, Nana-chan, run slowly." Yeah, are you so energetic?

"Salino, I've never seen a ship that big!"

"Yeah, Nana-chan, never boarded Capusan's warship?"

"It's been too long, I forgot."

Kizaru wanted to say something else, but Monet had already disappeared.

[I finally understand where Luffy is so restless. Isn’t this the same as his mother? ]

[Dear, dear, absolutely dear. ]

[Sanji was so excited that he twisted into waves, "Mama-san is so cute!! Luffy, do you mind if I become your stepfather?"

"Stepfather what?"

"That's dad."

"don't want!"】

Kizaru came to the deck and listened to the Marine Danzi cheering. Seeing them all looking up at the sky, he also looked up.

Monet climbed to the highest point of the mast and stood there. The sea breeze blew her long hair and skirt. Seagulls surrounded her. She opened an arm and the seagulls stood on it.

"Nana-chan, don't stand so high, be careful of the wind!"

Monet waved his arm and waved the seagull away.

The navigator said that the wind was coming, and Kizaru asked people to come down quickly, "Nana-chan, the wind is coming, come down quickly! It will be bad if the wind blows you away!"

Monet smiled at Kizaru and started, "Salino, catch me!"

"Yeah"

His hands stretched out from his trouser pockets, his body turned into light, and he teleported, steadily catching the fallen person and hugging him.

"Yeah, just jump down like this. What if I can't catch you?"

Monet jumped out of his arms and said cruel words with a smile. "If you can't catch it, I'll break your legs."

"Yeah, it's so scary Nana-chan. This is too cruel!" As he said this, his body kept up with the person.

[As expected of Garp’s daughter, she likes to break her legs! ]

[Poor Kizaru has been threatened by two people to have his legs broken. ]

[Look at Kizaru, he follows him wherever he goes, he becomes his favorite. ]

[Ah, so sweet! ]

The navy who was working silently looked at the two men and secretly despised the general. Why did he follow him when he wanted to receive an order?Where can I inspect this?It was obviously the general who brought his wife out to play!The general is plotting against me!Woohoo, they are so sweet!I want to fall in love too!