[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Although Monet saved Jiang Hua, Altana was still not enough. Jiang Hua could barely maintain his life and was not allowed to engage in intense activities, such as fighting monsters or knocking down a house with one punch.But punching Kamiko is still possible.

"What can I do? Include this in strenuous exercise!!"

Kamiko still goes out often, looking for Altana from other planets.

His hair was thinning and the roots were withered.

It's better to get divorced before he becomes bald.

"Hey, hey, hey, do you know that as soon as a man turns 30, he will come with great force, and no one can prepare for it. The hair-rooted goddess will leave as soon as she says. What can I do? What are your intentions? Sister Control also Is there a limit? How can a sister-in-law often stay at her brother-in-law's house and try to destroy her sister's marriage? I think you are just idle. Little Kagura has learned to run away from home. You should also find a man to fall in love and get married. Come on! Don’t stare at your sister all day long! Brother-in-law, I’m very scared!”

This is the lunch time for the Yetu family. Now there are only three people left in the family. The eldest nephew went to be a pirate and has not come home for several years. The younger niece also ran away from home a month ago because she could not accept that her father became bald. Earth.

Kagura was holding the rice bowl, and he was so excited that the rice flew out of his mouth, "Don't give random reasons for other people's behavior! Little Kagura will not do this, daddy, I will always be the hairy daddy in little Kagura's heart ! You, an older leftover girl that no one wants, don’t ruin the relationship between our father and daughter!"

Monet picked up Bai with his chopsticks and said with a fierce look on his face, "What did you say? You bald man with dead hair said that no one wants anyone? As long as I want to get married, anyone who comes can line up from here. Is the end of the street okay?"

The two people's chopsticks moved back and forth on the dishes, and the last piece of meat flew to Jiang Hua's head. For a moment, the two were so frightened that they lost control of their expressions.But in the end, Kamiko was hit and knocked out of the wall and flew out.

Before Monet could be proud, she was urged to get married by her sister.

"Nana, Kamiko is right, it's time for you to find someone to accompany you. You don't have to stay with me all the time, just find your own happiness."

This is why Monet came face to face with a group of big men dressed in black in this spaceship.

"Eldest nephew?"

The shortest one among them narrowed his eyes and smiled the happiest, "Mom asked me to pick up my unwanted little aunt n_n."

Monet put down the Night Rabbit Umbrella, and his power suddenly became fierce. In an instant, he was in front of Monet and punched him. Monet blocked it with his umbrella, and the two of them started fighting each other.

Afutu scratched his neck and asked helplessly in a lazy voice: "Ah... why do these families start fighting when they meet? It was the same way last time when dad came here. Leader, didn't you say that your little aunt is delicate and weak? Can’t you do strenuous exercise?”

Shenwei was quickly suppressed and the stupid hair on his head was pulled by Monet. Monet was full of threats, "If you keep talking nonsense, I will pluck out your stupid hair! You will have nothing to use to gain height!"

Kamui: "n_n. Let go, little aunt."

Afutu: "Is this what Daimao does?"

"Have you finally been kicked out by the old man? Do you want to join forces with me to kill that bald man whose hair is about to wither?"

Kamui's head was knocked off by Monet, "Don't keep thinking about killing others all day long. Can your spaceship go to the earth? Take me to the earth to see it. I want to find little Kagura."

Shenwei felt a little regretful, "Forget it, I will kill that bald man one day."

When Monet walked into the cabin, the Night Rabbits automatically moved out of the way, and Kamui followed.Afutu followed Kamui, "Hey, Captain, didn't your mother want you to go on a blind date with your little aunt? What do you think of me?"

The other singles, Yetu, also looked over, feeling a little self-recommended.

Kamui refused directly. "don't want."

"why?"

"It affects the appearance of our home."

"It's so sad."

Monet sailed in space for about a month?Kamui sent her to a planet where there was yellow sand everywhere, no grass growing, the sun was still strong, Kamui himself was wrapped in a bandage, and his aesthetic finally collapsed?

"This is Earth?"

"n_n yes yo!"

"But sister said that the earth is a beautiful planet with green mountains and green waters... huh?"

Monet turned around and found that Kamui and the Night Rabbit Corps were on the spaceship. He was waving to her, "Auntie, find a strong man to marry here and give birth to a powerful life again!"

"Hello, Captain."

"Ok?"

"There are only monsters like sandworms here, right?"

"Yes yo n_n"

"Aren't you worried about affecting the appearance of your family?"

"As long as you are strong, it doesn't matter!"

If you are so naughty, you will be beaten to death next time we meet, right?

Monet was walking in the sand holding an umbrella. It was getting hotter and hotter as she walked. It was over. Could she have been deceived by that little kid from Kamui?

Not to mention green mountains and green waters, not even a bird!

Huh?It seems to have!It was a river with red flowers blooming beside it.

Monsters emerged from the sand, sandworms, as big as a house, and with tentacles. The tentacles wrapped around a man and put them in his mouth.

A man with white curly hair rushed over, holding up his wooden knife, and was about to chop, "poof--" the sandworm broke a hole in its stomach.The man first saw a dot, then a purple umbrella, and then a person.

She stepped on the monster and looked at all living beings with indifferent eyes, "Huh? Isn't this the river? And the flowers on the river bank? Why are they all gone?"

Ziran Juan retracted his knife, looked at her, and said, "Hey, hey, are you talking about the Santu River? That river is very dangerous. If you go there, you can't come back!"

The boy wearing glasses ran over, "Yin Sang, you wanted to go just now!"

Gintoki didn't answer him. He was staring at Monet on the monster, with blue eyes and orange hair... "Shinpachi, do you think this lady looks familiar?"

"Huh? Well...it sounds like..."

The two of them thought hard and finally thought of someone,

"Kagura!!"

"Kagura!!"

The Kagura in their mouths hides in the shadows because they can't stand the sun.

"Ahahahaha, ahhahahaha,!" The man who was initially treated as food by the monster climbed up under the monster, walked to Monet, and held Monet's hand with both hands, "Miss, thank you very much for saving me. Me. To thank you, let’s get married!!”

Two legs kicked over and kicked this shameless man away. He came up and continued to punch and kick him. He naturally curled up and said, "Are you a gangster? I proposed to you as soon as I came up!"

Shinpachi: "We haven't confirmed whether it's Kagura's family yet! How can we be responsible if it's our sister, mother or something?"

Sakata Gintoki was tired from kicking, so he came to Monet, "What about that, Miss, next time you encounter this situation, don't beat him mercilessly like this. There are many bad people with evil intentions in this world, one People should be careful when going out!"

Monet didn't feel offended. On the contrary, she was happy to see someone propose. "Anyway, I just want to find someone to marry when I go out this time. If someone comes to me, I don't have to work hard to find someone."

Now it was Gintoki and Shinpachi's turn to be shocked. Gintoki persuaded again: "Miss, you can't do this! Marrying just for the sake of getting married is unhappy! Marriage is a major event in life, and you can't be so hasty! After you get married, you have to turn over the finances. , you won’t even have the money to play steel balls!”

"Yin Sang, are you talking about you?"

"My sister said that if you are not happy and dissatisfied, you can divorce and find another one. I don't care."

"Huh?? Where can there be such a sister?"

"Yeah~ It's so lively here. If that's the case, Miss, do you think I have a chance?"

Shadows enveloped several people. A man wearing a vertical yellow striped suit and a white cloak appeared out of nowhere. He wore brown sunglasses and kept looking at Monet.

Shinpachi: "Gin-san, I think both the yellow striped suit and the cape with justice written on it look familiar."

Gintoki: "Yeah, it looks so familiar that he looks like a certain general who came out of a certain migrant worker comic in JUNP. Is this a cosplay? Absolutely, right?"

Shinpachi: "It must be, I'm 3 meters tall, this looks like 2 meters, right?"

Kizaru divided his eyes between the two men who were chirping to escape reality, "Yeah, do you two know me? I am indeed 3 meters tall. I don't know what's going on." He then moved his eyes back to Monet. , with a silver ring wrapped around his waist, frowning slightly, he said: "I just cooperated with the old men from the Science Department in their research. They asked me to use the speed of light to pass through proton particles and so on, and I came here in the blink of an eye." He scratched Scratching his chin, "As for the height, this seems to be the body of a 27-year-old. Hey, he seems to be much younger."

Gintoki and Shinpachi were stunned, their eyes glazed over.

"This place is full of yellow sand, and there are monsters emerging from the sand. It's so scary!"

The two people's eyes turned white and they fainted.

Kizaru lowered his head, "Yeah, is this heatstroke?" He stepped over the body, approached Monet, bent down and looked at the person seriously, "Miss, you haven't answered me yet. You just said marriage, I Is there any chance? Whether it’s finances or anything else, I can hand it over!”

After a long while, Monet finally spoke: "Ah..."

"General? General?"

Kizaru opened his eyes and found that he was back in the Navy's Science Department. The scientific staff were looking at him worriedly. "Yeah, I'm back."

"Where did the general go just now? Are you feeling unwell? We saw the time was up and summoned the general back!"

"..." Kizaru gave the scientific researcher a look that he couldn't understand. Kizaru said: "I went to a very beautiful place. I think this research is very meaningful. Let's continue."

Yeah, I obviously heard the answer. What did I say?That world...is it real?Nana...