[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

Three people can become a tiger, no, two people can become a tiger.

I can’t even remember jumping into the Pacific Ocean now.

——"Book of Games·Autobiography"

"Oh, are you reading my book "The Legend of Strong Perseverance"?" Jiraiya smiled and approached Namikaze Minato and patted him hard.

"But this is my debut novel. The writing style is a bit immature and the writing is not very good."

Namikaze Minato closed the book and smiled at Jiraiya: "No, there is no such thing."

"This story is very well written. Each story is interspersed with your legend, teacher. It feels a bit like an autobiographical novel."

"No, that...can't be sold at all." Jiraiya felt a little frustrated when he said this.

As he spoke, he touched his chin and thought: "In my next work, I plan to try to add some erotic elements that I am good at."

Namikaze Minato opened the book again: "The protagonist of this book, who never gives up until the end, is so handsome. He really looks like a teacher, this protagonist."

"Really...really?" Jiraiya scratched his head in embarrassment after hearing his apprentice's unstinting praise.

Namikaze Minato flipped through a few more pages and remembered something. He raised the corners of his mouth and the smile spread like ripples in his blue eyes.

After realizing his unconscious smile, he immediately restrained himself, cleared his throat covertly, and asked Jiraiya: "Teacher, do you still remember a ninja named Ji Zhao?"

Jiraiya tilted his head in confusion: "Eh? What a strange name. Is it Chinese?"

"Yes, does the teacher still remember her? In other words, does the teacher still remember the game ninjutsu?"

Jiraiya's face was almost full of questions: "What game ninjutsu? Is there such a ninjutsu? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Namikaze Minato asked again: "So what special thing happened in Konoha in 39 years? Does the teacher still remember it?"

Jiraiya poked his temple with his right index finger and thought hard: "Oh, this, I really forgot about it. I can't remember it at all. What's going on..."

Namikaze Minato felt enlightened.

His guess was right.

That memory was deliberately concealed.

In this way, what she said about "coming from the future" should also be true.In the future, there is really a ninjutsu that can travel through time and space, or to be more precise, according to what she said, it is a time travel caused by a malfunction of the ninjutsu.

So, is the current Kunoki the Kunoki in the original time and space trajectory, or the future Kunoki whose memory has been erased?

Seeing that Jiraiya was still racking his brains and lamenting his "middle-aged dementia", Namikaze Minato smiled and changed the subject: "Teacher, I was joking, I have to discuss business with the teacher now."

"Teacher, Orochimaru, one of the three ninjas, is probably conducting human experiments."

"I also recently found out about this with the help of the third generation."

Namikaze Minato stood up with a serious look on his face: "So, I would like to ask the teacher to help me in this matter."

----

After being discharged from Konoha Hospital, the first thing Kunoki wanted to find was Yuhi Kurenai.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked out of the hospital, he would bump into the red-haired boy Uzumaki Hiiragi he met in the ranch that day.

The last time we met, Uzumaki Hiiragi was as dirty as a little beggar, thin and black.This time I stayed with my sister Uzumaki Kushina for a while. She looked a hundred times cleaner than the last time we met, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

It's a pity that the temper is still the same as that of a pufferfish that explodes when poked.

As soon as he saw Kunoki, he shouted angrily to her: "Hey, I'm going to smash your bad ninjutsu to pieces!"

Kunoki: "I have just been discharged from the hospital. I am not suitable for fighting. Let's do it next time."

Although Uzumaki Hiiragi was not happy, he had to give up. Before leaving, he showed off: "Sister Kushina taught me several powerful sealing techniques, which are all unique secret techniques of the Uzumaki clan!"

Kunoki keenly noticed that Uzumaki Hiiragi's face turned a little red when he talked about Kushina, and the gossip radar in his mind dinged: Something happened!

The smile on her face gradually became meaningful: "Uzumaki, you are so childish, Kushina-sama won't like you!"

Uzumaki Hiiragi's face suddenly turned red: "What are you talking about!"

Kunoji smiled and said: "Look, you are five years older than me, but you explode when I poke you. Isn't that childish?"

Uzumaki Hiiragi wanted to be angry, but at the same time he couldn't hold back his anger. The angry look actually looked a bit like a puffer fish.

Whirlpool and whirlpool, what will happen if two hot-tempered guys get together?

Kunoki was still thinking about this issue until he reached the door of Yuhi Kurenai's house.

If there are two people with bad tempers, then it depends on which one has the lifeblood of the other person.

----

"Thank you, Senior Hong, for saving your life. I decided to be your snail girl!" Kunoji held the lilies bought from the flower shop in his hands.

I heard that senior Yuhi Kurenai found her fainting and sent her to the hospital. No matter what, this favor must be repaid, not to mention that the other party is a beautiful sister.

Yuhi Hong burst out laughing and took the lily: "Why do you act like you're proposing? I won't agree."

Kunoji said with a "hehe" smile: "Lily Flower's words are pure friendship, not a proposal."

She wouldn't dare compete with Asma for her wife.

"What is a snail girl?" Yuhi Hong took the lily and looked around her home. She found that there was no vase, so she put it on the table.

Kunoji was stuck: "Well... she is a very considerate girl who does housework."

If she were a liberal arts student, she would be able to quote the classics and tell the story vividly at this time. Unfortunately, is it true that someone with a background in science and engineering can only do this?

Yuhi Hong: "You want to be my nanny? I don't agree."

Kunoji scratched his head and laughed: "Hahaha, I just want to be a considerate little cotton-padded jacket!"

"Barbecue Q, are you going?" Yuhi Hong raised an eyebrow.

Kunoji's eyes lit up: "Let's go!"

Ah, the BBQ Q of my dreams!Finally, instead of going alone, she came back in despair buying a piece of bread!

"If I have wine today, I will get drunk today." Yuhi Hong raised her Coke.

Kunoki couldn't help but laugh, she really liked Kurenai-senpai so much.

She wants to design a hundred games for Senior Hong!Princess wardrobe changes, makeup, manicure, Sue, Dora, Barbie, My Little Pony, and love strategies are all arranged!

...By the way, girls like Yuhi Kurenai-senpai wouldn’t like this kind of girls’ game?

What to do if you start to worry.

After having a hearty meal at the BBQ Q, Yuhi Hong suggested: "I'm still a little hungry, would you like to go to Ichiraku Ramen?"

For the first time, Kunoki discovered the big-eating attribute of Senior Kurenai: "Go!"

Since being hospitalized, the academic issues in Kunoji's mind have been occupied by "eating, eating, eating."

There is no way, the doctor said - what kind of ninjutsu can you develop if you are malnourished?eat!

Facing the bento that was given to her every day, Kunoki didn't know whether to be happy or sad. Anyway, during the time she was hospitalized, she ate and slept every day.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, it is about time that this happened.

I have been working mentally every day for so many years, right? It’s not a problem to take a break once in a while.

So in the new year, Kunoki’s goal is: to grow fat, strong, and tall!

Yile Ramen.

The young hand is busy.

While waiting for the ramen, the curtain of Ichiraku Ramen was lifted again.

Yuhi Kurenai and Kunoki turned around almost at the same time to look at the person coming.

The blond young man's blue eyes widened slightly, and he took a step back in panic: "No, I'm sorry, I went to the wrong place."

After saying that, he quickly turned around and left.

Kunoki, who hasn't had time to say hello: Yondaime?It was the fourth generation just now, right?

Speaking of which, she had not seen the Fourth Hokage since that embarrassing conversation in Konoha Hospital.

However, it is strange to say that although the atmosphere between her and the Yondaime was tense at that time, thinking about it now, she didn't hate the Yondaime at all. She even felt that she was getting closer to him. What happened?

It's like having an open heart conversation with each other.

What's going on today?Her and the Yondaime's roles have completely switched positions!

"He's avoiding you." Yuhi Hong suddenly said.

Kunoji was in a daze: "Huh?"

Yuhi Hong raised her chin with one hand: "He didn't even look at me. He immediately panicked when he saw you."

"And the ears are red."

Saying that, Yuhi Hong narrowed her eyes and approached Kunoki: "What did you do to our Hokage-sama?"

Kunoki has turned to stone: "Red, senior Hong..."

"You confessed?"

"Did you hug him?"

"Did you still/forcibly/kiss/him?"

Faced with Yuhi Kurenai's increasingly crazy speculation, Kunoki finally recovered from his petrified state: "Hey, senior Kurenai, just think about it and you know it's impossible... How dare I..."

Unfortunately, Yuhi Hong didn't pay attention to her explanation at all. Instead, she held her chin and began to think seriously: "The age difference between you cannot be too big or too small, but theoretically it should be feasible."

"Anyway, you are one year younger than Kakashi. Kakashi is a student of the Yondaime, which means you are a student of the Yondaime. It means that the age difference is not big between teacher/student/love. In fact, it is still very feasible. Even interesting.”

Kunoki waved Erkang's hand feebly: "Hey, why are you still analyzing it seriously? I said..."

"This is ramen for you two, please enjoy it slowly!"

"thanks, thanks!"

Kunoki suddenly felt something was wrong. He looked up and saw the young Teuchi Ichiraku looking at her with a meaningful smile on his face.

Help, didn't she just gossip about Uzumaki Hiiragi?

Why is it her turn now?Oh help, who can the sky bypass?

"Uncle Ichiraku, it's really not like this! Really! I didn't confess, I didn't do anything to our Hokage-sama! Really! Believe me! Senior Kurenai is talking nonsense and making fun of me!" Kunoji hurriedly explained road.

"You're blushing." Yuhi Hong said.

"No, no, it's because it's too hot. It's been very hot since coming out of the BBQ Q..." Kunoji tried his best to explain, and fanned himself with both hands.

I don’t want to fan myself more and more, and my face will get redder and hotter.

Ichiraku Teida was still looking at her with a smile, and when he turned his head again, Kurenai Yuhi also looked at her with a smile.

Shoudaiyile & Yuhihong: I will listen to your quibbles quietly.

Kunoji thought of one word in despair: no excuses.