[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

September [-]th, the weather is sunny and the mood is bright. I hope those who receive my gift will also be a little brighter.

——"Book of Games·Autobiography"

Konoha 48 years.

At the end of February, Orochimaru was handed over to the top management of Konoha. Because he mastered important technology and was extremely dangerous, the top management of Konoha did not want to leave hidden dangers and eliminate them.

From then on, there were only two Sannin left in Konoha.

In April, the Fourth Hokage sent an ANBU team to destroy three of Orochimaru's secret bases in other villages in the Land of Fire. Although the ANBU team was prepared, some were accidentally injured when destroying the experimental subjects in the base. .

The trouble has been eliminated, and the Orochimaru incident has come to an end.

Although the Yondaime intended to find out who among the top officials of Konoha had colluded with Orochimaru, he had to give up the pursuit because the clues were interrupted.

In July, Uchiha Sasuke was born.

In September, the sunset fills the evening sky.

On the way to Hatake's house, Kunoki met Metkai who was about to challenge Kakashi. After asking, he happened to be on his way, so the two went together.

"Hey, Xiaoji, the Chuunin exam will be held in seven days. Have you signed up?" Metkai asked.

Kunoji spread his hands: "No."

Metkai opened his eyes wide and expressed deep regret: "Why didn't you sign up?"

Kunoki said casually: "I heard that it requires jounin recommendation, team cooperation, and completing enough tasks. I can't get the name if I fight alone and don't complete tasks."

After all, he is a librarian who has already entered retirement life and is idle.

When Metkai heard this, he immediately became energetic: "Is it because of this? Then I have good news to tell you!"

"This year the Yondaime said that anyone, as long as they are genin, can sign up!"

He stopped and made a cheering gesture on the road: "Xiao Ji, I am very optimistic about you! After all, your 'King of Fighters Ninjutsu' is so strong!"

Of all Kunoki's game ninjutsu, he only remembers The King of Fighters.

Kunoji said "Hey" in confusion: "Did the Yondaime say that?"

Metkai: "I even suspect that this year's Chunin Examination has rules specially set for you!"

Kunoji's heart skipped a beat: "You can hold your tongue."

Metkai raised his thick eyebrows: "Think about it, which genin doesn't have a team? Which genin doesn't have a mission? You are the only one in the entire Konoha Village!"

"what the hell."

The Yondaime didn't know what was causing the fuss.

Ever since the wave of questioning about her identity in the hospital, I always felt that the atmosphere was terribly strange when we met later.

Or he would leave without even a glance, as if there were still a thousand documents to be processed in the office.

When encountering situations that are really unavoidable, the Yondaime will say a few strange polite words with an expressionless face, usually without any discernible tone, which makes people confused.

For example, "Ninjutsu scrolls in the library need to be sorted carefully", "What did you eat today", "Has ninjutsu improved?" etc.

The only time the Yondaime spoke with a slight tone was this sentence: "Don't always go to Hatake Kakashi for food."

In the whole sentence, the rhythm of each word is fine, but the combination is very problematic.

I don’t know if there’s something wrong with her language radar, but I always feel that there is a subtle sense of disharmony between “Always” and “Hatake” in the whole sentence.

No, she didn't always go to Kakashi's place to get food, okay?

Only once or twice a month, okay?

Also, why would the Yondaime know that she was going to get some food?

Secretly reporting something to his teacher didn't seem like something Kakashi Hatake would do.

So who leaked it? !

It happened that recently she had some strange knowledge about the Yondaime in her mind.

It is not wrong to say that it is knowledge.

那种感觉好像就是，你某天上班摸鱼的时候，突然脑子里就冒出初中的时候学过的化学反应方程式“4P+5O2点燃2P2O5”这种。

Knowledge that appears in my mind for no apparent reason, such as when the Yondaime's birthday is.

Taken together, she became even more depressed.

Walk to the door of Hatake's house.

"Kakashi!"

"Kakashi-senpai, excuse me."

Kakashi opened the door silently, let the two of them in, and then closed the door.

I just knew it was you two.

Kunoki walked to the kitchen as soon as he entered the door, consciously picked up the fish from the tank, put it on the chopping board, grabbed the fish body and held it down, and hit the fish's head with the back of the knife "piapia" several times until the fish fainted. Then start processing.

Kakashi approached: "I'll do it."

Kunoji said with a "hehe" smile: "Chef, just stay here. Just let the workers do this kind of small work."

Kakashi didn't force it either.

She was really familiar with it, and she always wanted to help a little bit, washing dishes and wiping the table, handling fish, and even cleaning the entire kitchen a few times.

It's not like he's here for a meal, but like an hourly worker who provides dinner.

While Kunoki was handling the fish, Metkai and Kakashi had a fight, and Kakashi won.

Metkai wailed: "Why on earth! Kakashi, you clearly don't seem to be practicing Taijutsu!"

Kakashi dusted off his clothes and walked into the kitchen.

After a while, the aroma of grilled saury wafted from the kitchen.

The two guys outside the kitchen were already sucking saliva.

"I'm gonna start now!"

"I'm gonna start now!"

"I'm gonna start now."

Metkai couldn't help complaining: "Why are you still turning your back to us? Really!"

Kuno said he was used to it: "I'm quite used to this, but if Kakashi-senpai takes off the mask one day, I'm afraid I will have a cardiac arrest."

"What do you mean?" Metkai couldn't figure out why he had a "cardiac arrest." It was just to look at his face.

Could it be that Kakashi is actually very ugly?Buck teeth?Sausage mouth?

Several images flashed through Kai's head instantly, and he shuddered.

Kunoki made a small gesture: "Shh."

Then she explained in a low voice: "Of course it's because it's so beautiful that I'll faint."

"It must be because he has the tear stain on his face that was given to him by the fairy like Diarmuid, so he wears the mask."

"What is that?" Metkai was confused and lowered his voice.

Kunoki whispered even more: "That's the mole of love that makes you fall in love with him when you see it."

Kakashi's hand holding the chopsticks shook.

Don't think that he can't hear you if you speak softly.

After dinner, Kunoki took the dishes from Kakashi's hand very actively and rushed into the kitchen again.

How dare you let the hands of such a precious royal chef wash the dishes?

"Kakashi, happy birthday!" Metkai took out a gift from behind, with the bow on it tied in a mess.

"Thank you." Kakashi took it.

Today is his birthday... He even forgot about it.

As soon as Kunoji came out of the kitchen, Metkai jumped next to her: "Let's spar, Xiaoji! The King of Fighters!"

Kunoji said with a dead eye: "I refuse, you can fight for a long time every time, and you start to break through the level again when I am not paying attention."

Metkai: "Then use PK mode."

"No, I can't beat you in PK mode." Kunoji continued to stare blankly.

Considering that the attack power of the game's ninjutsu combat mode was too weak and that chakra needed to be output to maintain the game bubble, she improved the combat mode and divided it into a clearance mode and a PK mode.

The level-breaking mode is the original battle mode 2.0. In this stand-alone mode, she needs to output chakra to maintain the game bubble.

PK mode is a two-player battle, and there is no need to output chakra, but this means that she herself has to enter the game and fight against the opponent.

Taking all combat modes into account, the most lethal one currently is "King of Fighters". Although it is in the game, it can still cause substantial damage to the opponent, that is, punch to the flesh.

Metkai languished.

Kunoji sighed: "Forget it, game mode: King of Fighters!"

"Don't play anymore after you clear the level. You can only play one game! Otherwise, I will meet bad people if I go home too late!"

Metkai immediately cheered up: "Thank you, Xiaoji, I will definitely do it!"

Kakashi glanced at the game bubble that appeared in the living room and avoided it a little.

Her improved game bubble has the ability to proliferate and will incorporate outside intruders into the game bubble.

Kunoki... Although her ninjutsu is strange and unorthodox, it is very difficult for ordinary ninjas.

After the game ninjutsu has been improved, although the defense and attack power have been enhanced, the weaknesses are still very obvious.

First, due to the complexity of the game's ninjutsu, her seals are a bit lengthy and complicated, so just stop her from forming them.

Second, once trapped in a game bubble, even his "Raikiri" cannot break it. The only way to break it is to find the point where the bubble is broken by sensing the chakra network.

Third, successfully breaking through the level will break the game bubble. At this time, due to the loss of chakra, she is generally unable to activate the game ninjutsu for the second time, and she is like a turtle in a urn.

Fourth, if you are in PK mode, you only need to follow the rules of the game to defeat her.

There are actually many ways to defeat Kunoki's game ninjutsu, but only some ninjas can actually do it.

Seeing Kunoki coming out of the game bubble, Kakashi couldn't help but be surprised: "Is it finally possible for the caster to leave the barrier?"

Kunoji raised his right hand to show him the blue chakra thread wrapped around his wrist, and smiled: "Just pull out a strand from Bubble's chakra veins."

Kakashi gave her an approving look.

Kunoji suddenly became confused: "I've been thinking about this move for a long time! If the sweater hadn't been hooked, I probably wouldn't have thought of this!"

Kunoki: "You continue to read your book, I just came out for some air."

When Kakashi saw her saying this, he lowered his head and continued to turn the pages of the book.

He was recently watching Jiraiya's "The Legend of Strong Perseverance".

The room was so quiet that the only sound was the turning of pages.

Outside the window, dusk has fallen.

The red clouds in the sky broke into pieces and gradually disappeared in the light dark blue sky.

The cool breeze of early autumn comes and goes solemnly, passing through the grass, making a "sizzling" sound.

After a while, Kunoji stood up from the chair and walked towards Kakashi and toward the kitchen.

When she passed by Kakashi, Kakashi suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed her wrist.

Then he raised his eyes and looked at Kunoji steadily.

"...We were still discovered." Kunoji smiled sheepishly.

Kakashi's eyes turned to her clasped right hand. The chakra thread wrapped around her wrist emitted a faint blue light, like a blue bracelet.

There is a small piece of red stuff between the index finger and thumb of my right hand.

He took a closer look and his eyes widened slightly.

"Happy birthday, Kakashi-senpai."

"But before that, could you please let go of your grip, Kakashi-senpai?"

Kakashi quickly let go of his hand, a trace of panic flashing in his eyes.

"Is this...an armband?" Kakashi asked.

Kunoki squatted down, approached Kakashi's naked left arm, and put the small piece of red armband that was exactly the same as the ANBU armband logo with the original ANBU armband logo on the arm.

"You can use it by injecting chakra. It's called the 'Happy Botanical Garden'." Kunoki explained.

She raised her head and met Kakashi's stunned eyes. She quickly waved her hand and explained: "It's not a game. It's really not a boring game. Trust me, it's true!"

Ever since she discovered that Kakashi Hatake was actually a gaming black hole, she rarely took the initiative to challenge him. After all, the happiest part of playing games was to successfully pass levels. It would be boring to lose all the time, right?

"You can take it off or stick it on at any time, and it won't fall off."

Kuno explained, but found that Kakashi was still a little confused, thinking that he had not explained clearly, so he quickly organized his words again: "I just think your ANBU armband is very beautiful, so I designed it like this, there is no other meaning! "

Kakashi turned his head and lowered his eyes.

Does it look good...?His ANBU armband.