[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

The scene between me and little Kakashi fishing is quite similar to that of little Naruto and little Sasuke. Even the experience of loneliness is quite similar. One is that he has never had it, and the other is that he has been losing it.

Unfortunately, I am not the awkward little Naruto, and he is not the arrogant little Sasuke.

——"Book of Games·Autobiography"

Kunoki staggered out of the Konoha Library with big black circles under his eyes.

At the age of 12, she was still collecting Pokemon battle cards when she was 12 years old. But now, at the age of 12, she has already embarked on the path of no return as a bald scientific researcher.

This is the 12th year since she traveled to the ninja world.

Ji Zhao, now called Kuno Ji.

Twelve years ago, a ninja who returned from a mission picked up a black-haired, black-eyed baby girl from the Death Forest next to Konoha Village.The baby girl became a girl, Kunoki, at the orphanage.

If we want to talk about Ji Zhao's life, we must first warn everyone that Ji Zhao is not a serious person.

Ever since she was little, her only career has been games. They are not large-scale role-playing games, such as Honor of Kings and World of Warcraft, but casual puzzle action games, yes, 4399, 7k7k and the like.

Playing games - writing strategies - writing game programs - designing new games, this has been the daily routine of Ji Zhao, a 25-year-old game development designer, since childhood.

After Ji Zhao became Kunoki, she felt that she was much more serious, at least she was no longer an internet addicted girl (although she didn’t have an internet connection either), but helplessly everyone around her thought: Kunoki?Isn't she the most crooked girl in the orphanage?Isn't he the most crooked student in the ninja school?Remember correctly?

I still remember the ninja school entrance exam back then——

Physical fitness test.

The chestnut-haired examiner sat in the stands with his arms folded. There was only one little kid left on the field who was still running laps. She was panting. But it was obvious that she was still 10 laps away from reaching the standard, and it was very likely that she would become the test. The only one that can't pass.

Very good, the little guy is accelerating, he is thin and weak and has potential.Oh, you're doing well, you're quite perseverant, he thought the little guy was going to die!The chestnut-haired examiner watched with approval as the little black-haired girl completed the remaining 10 laps at a speed far exceeding her previous performance.

"Kunoji, pass!" As soon as he finished shouting, he felt that something was wrong.The little girl who had been running more and more energetically before was now looking pale and in the shape of an orz.

Wasn’t it true that your face was rosy just now and you were running more energetically?

and many more!

He seems to be under an illusion!Damn it!

The Li-haired examiner no longer knew what score to give to this little girl named Kunoji.

Before entering the ninja school, this illusion genius with a pit-like difference in physical skills had quietly become famous among the jounin teachers. From then on, the jounin teachers would always pay attention to the little black-haired girl when entering the classroom. He's using illusions to be lazy.

Good guy, I actually got caught once.

Kunoki was studying codes in the library when he suddenly realized that his shadow/clone/body was caught by the Jonin teacher who was taking a cultural class.

Kunoki, who was far away in the library, sweatdropped and stumbled towards the ninja school.

The Jonin teacher's forehead was throbbing with veins.

It’s okay to use the shadow/clone/body instead of the shadow/clone/body in class, but actually the shadow/clone/body is absent and openly drawing in class. There are no notes in the notebook. They are all kinds of strange little animals!

Kunoki's reputation for being "irregular" has long been known. During the ninjutsu exams, he always creates speechless ninjutsu and frequently performs slutty tricks. Even when he speaks in ordinary times, his words are astonishing and completely slippery. Pippi shrimp.

The unruly Kunoji was already thinking about his future when he was eating rice cereal as an infant.

The ninja world.

The war-torn, bloody and cruel ninja world.

Then set a small goal: to be the first in the world of game ninjutsu.

The little baby girl was drooling and thinking with dull eyes.

The unruly Kunoki plunged into the library and started a career as a scientific researcher at an age when he could run, jump, speak and write, while other children would wet their pants.

Every time when the sun sets and the rays of light are flying everywhere, she walks out of the Konoha Library and passes by Kakashi Hatake who fishes every day. She always sighs: I finally became a genius one day, and it is still an ideal. Great genius.

Kunoki stopped and stared at Hatake Kakashi who was expertly putting away his fishing rod.

Kakashi Hatake is one year older than her.She had no other intersection with Kakashi. The only intersection in their lives was that she often saw Kakashi fishing by the lake on the way back from the library.

She would stop and watch him for a while until he put away his fishing rod and small bucket and went home.

He would look at her indifferently, then continue to swing and retract the pole skillfully, and look at her again before leaving.

It's a similar situation today.

But in a sense it is different.

Because today Kunoki stopped him by calling him: "Hey, hey."

After five years of long research and development, her game ninjutsu was finally fully developed. Today, she must find a little shrimp to do an internal test to find out the bugs in the program.

Kakashi looked at her: "Yeah."

Kunoji's mind raced for three and a half weeks, and then he pointed at the small bucket in his hand: "I'm hungry for your fish."

There's nothing wrong with that. A 12-year-old child should go to primary school. There's nothing wrong with saying that, right?

Kakashi stared at her in silence for two seconds: "Have you been greedy for three years?"

Kunoji smiled with eight teeth: "That's right."

There's nothing wrong with him. We've met him frequently over the past three years. We've long coveted his fish, but we were shy and didn't say it out loud. This reason is perfect.

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"I'm starting!"

As soon as Kunoki finished speaking, he stared at Kakashi's mask: "Kakashi-senpai, just take off your mask and I won't look at you."

While swearing "I won't look at you", he stared directly at the mask without any conscious intention to move his eyes.

Kakashi glanced at her, walked away with the plate, and turned his back to her:

"I'm gonna start now."

Kunoki expressed no surprise, rubbed his hands excitedly and picked up the chopsticks.

She tasted it and gave Kakashi a thumbs up: "It's great, be my royal chef."

After saying this, I regretted it: It’s over, I’m used to being naughty, and blurting out flirtatious words... If you dare to be so naughty in front of the protagonist, now you will be shaved off by Chidori.

She quickly lowered her head and continued eating the fish as if she didn't know anything.

If only Kakashi had straightly denied that he had ever said such a thing when asked.Ah, is that me?Would I say something like this?Am I like that?Senior, you must be hallucinating.

Kakashi, who had his back turned to her, put the fish into his mouth indifferently.

In the 47th year of Konoha, he obtained the Sharingan.

But he lost two important companions.

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At the end of the meal, the familiar guy in the kitchen was standing on the stool washing the dishes. It wasn't enough for him to wash the dishes, so he had to volunteer to wash the dishes.

Kunoki is extremely thin due to malnutrition. Although he is 12 years old, he is still the size of an eight or nine-year-old child. He even needs a stool to wash the dishes.

"Kakashi Sissi! Senior! I want to challenge you!" Kunoki neatly packed the cleaned bowl, jumped off the stool, and ran towards Kakashi with excitement on his face.

Kakashi suddenly became unusually depressed: Is this another Metkai encounter?

"No." He refused.

You can still tell the truth after fighting against Kai. But fighting against a little kid as a Jonin, isn't it a clear sign of bullying?

The little thing in his eyes, Kunoji, had already fallen into the "pre-game beta excitement syndrome" and quickly formed a seal.

"Illusion: The Art of Lianliankan!"

"Welcome to Kunoki's fantasy world!"

The immature voice belonging to a girl tried hard to imitate the emotionless machine sound, which sounded in the background of the vast starry sky in the universe.

Kakashi was taken aback.

"The mode you selected is the game mode. Please note that there will be no losses if you fail to pass the level in the game mode. Please feel free to move forward!"

Kakashi: "...I didn't choose it."

In the fantasy, a girl with black hair and black eyes appeared not far away from him, holding a notebook in her hand and a pen in her mouth. She sat down and held the pen in her hand: "How can I have the nerve to use combat mode damage cards?" As for Senior Cassie, hey, of course friendship comes first!"

Playing battle mode with Kakashi Hatake?Don't dare.

"Now I will explain the rules of the game to you. You can connect 2 identical patterns with no more than 3 straight lines to successfully eliminate the patterns. Please pay attention to the time progress bar during the game. I wish you a happy experience!"

Facing the strange panel that appeared in front of him, Kakashi couldn't help but look at the little one sitting not far away with shining eyes. Is this a so-called challenge?

The little boy waved his hands to signal desperately: "Hurry up, hurry up, the time progress bar is already moving!"

Kakashi had no choice but to follow the prompts and start clicking on the same pattern.

What is this big yellow mouse?Green frog head?A black crow?A kid with three hairs on his head?

Kunoki kept writing on the notebook with a brush, muttering to himself as he wrote: "I need to make some notification sounds that cannot be eliminated... maybe add a reminder system?"

Kakashi stepped on the time progress bar and passed the first level in the last few seconds. Faced with the "passed successfully" prompt, he was completely speechless: Why did he think this was the second Metkai?This is not a serious ninjutsu at all, is it?

The second level has changed from 32 pictures to 128 pictures, and the entire layout is densely packed.

In addition to brightly colored cartoons, the patterns also include carp, salmon, catfish, flounder, and saury.

Kakashi felt like he couldn't hold himself any longer, and there was a dull pain between his brows: "Hey, you are making things difficult for me."

The black-haired girl scratched the back of her head: "Huh? Is something wrong? I kept looking at the fish illustration I specially designed for you."

Kakashi walked up to her, took the book out of her hand, and glanced at it: "How to remove the illusion?"

Kunoki blinked: "If you fail to pass the level, you will automatically exit. Of course, you will also automatically exit when you reach the last level."

Suddenly she had a flash of inspiration, snatched her notebook from Kakashi's hand, and wrote down: Design an "exit game" button to release the illusion.

Kakashi could only sit across from Kunoki and wait for the time progress bar to shorten little by little.

"Why can't you undo your illusion?"

Kunoji's eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly gave himself two thumbs up: "Of course it's because I'm awesome!"

"My illusion is not a pure illusion, but a bit like..." Kunoji scratched his head, unable to find the words.

It’s terrible that they lack vocabulary at critical times. Is this the tragedy of science and engineering students?

"Time and space ninjutsu?" Kakashi said.

Kunoki made a fist with his right hand and hit the palm of his left hand with a "slap": "Yes, that's it! This place looks a little like a different dimension, but it's actually a bit like a barrier ninjutsu..."

Kakashi didn't know what to say: "...So why do you think this is an illusion?"

Genjutsu, barrier ninjutsu and time and space ninjutsu are three completely different things.