[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

On the highest state of sociality/death: running away rationally, leaving anger, falling unconscious after pretending to be 13, and needing others to help you clean up the mess.

...But I really don’t know why I would run away rationally whenever I encountered something related to the Yondaime.

——"Game Ninjutsu·Autobiography"

On an autumn night, the crescent moon hangs on the treetops, and the cold moonlight leaks into the window lattice.

"hurry up!"

In the woodshed, one person was untying the ropes from the other two companions.

"Don't rush! This binding method can't even be used to escape from the rope. How can you expect me to hurry up?!"

"Shh, be quiet!"

After the ropes on the three people were untied, one of them approached the door, put his ear against the door, held his breath and listened carefully for a while, then waved his hand, and the other two quickly followed.

"Creak", the firewood door inevitably made a small sound when it was pushed open, quietly cutting a hole in the quiet night.

Very good, there is no one watching outside the house.

"A bunch of idiots!" Even those two Konoha ninjas are idiots!

One of them chuckled softly.

"Throw away the cloak, it's in the way." Someone suddenly suggested.

The other two people exchanged a look in agreement, then took off their cloaks and threw them on the nearby haystack.

The figures of the three people quickly disappeared into the night.

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Quiet, so quiet that there wasn’t even the sound of chirping autumn insects. It was terrifyingly quiet.

Minato Namikaze opened his eyes and stared into the dark room.

Then he quickly lifted off the quilt and stood up, grabbed his coat and put it on himself, quietly opened the door, and carefully closed the door in order not to wake up the host family.

As he passed a certain room, he smiled.

Weird ninja.

I still remember that during the day, she kept apologizing to him: "I'm sorry and I will compensate you. I guarantee it with my head on my neck!"

It's better now, I'm sleeping soundly.

Although he was wearing a Jonin uniform, he didn't seem to be alert at all as a ninja.

Anyway, he had no intention of involving other people in this matter - especially his "lure the snake out of the hole" tonight, and he didn't let anyone except himself know about it.

Walking to the woodshed where the three cloaked ninjas were imprisoned, the door was tightly closed.

Namikaze Minato opened the wood door, and as expected, there was no one inside, only three strands of rope piled messily on the ground.

When he walked outside, he saw a pile of dark things on the haystack near the stable. He looked closer and saw that they were the cloaks of three people.

A faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: Sure enough.

He did put a Flying Thunder God mark on a certain thief's cloak, but what they didn't know was that in order to prevent them from throwing away the cloak, he also put a Flying Thunder God mark on another thief.

Qingquan Town, Chaopu Town, and Tabei Town, there have been small-scale ninja robberies of villages in this area for several years.

Each time it's a different iconic decoration: last time it was a three-cornered hat, last time it was red wristbands, this time it's a cape.

Although the signs are different each time, it can be determined that these people are the same group, and they deliberately sent different people and wore different decorations to confuse the public.

Base camp, where is it?

"Flying Thunder God!"

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At five o'clock in the morning, Kunoji was woken up.

She yawned and stood up hazily. She was stunned for a long time before she remembered where she was: it was the ninja world 21 years ago, that is, the 39th year of Konoha, a villager in Makai Village, Tabei Town, Country of Fire. Home.

Kunoji sighed, put on his clothes and pushed the door open to go out.

"What happened?" She vaguely heard someone asking what she wanted to ask.

"It's leaked, it's the Jinbao that leaked!" Another one answered him hurriedly.

Gold laundering castle?Isn't this a small village?Are you having fun?Went to the wrong set?

Kunoji stayed there for a few seconds and saw the fire rising in the distance.The dark blue sky that had just turned white was illuminated in a corner, like morning glow flying all over, but it was also filled with restless, gray-black smoke.

That is, the direction of Blackstone Mountain.

Black Rock Mountain is located near Macai Village. It is a short hill with many residents on the mountain.If the fire spreads along the forests of Black Rock Mountain, it will be a disaster!

The sudden surge of memories awakened by the jumping firelight poured on her head like a downpour. Kunoji suddenly became a little confused, and her heart slowly dropped, as if she had been pierced by an ice blade, and the cold air was biting her bones.

The strange red color licks the moon.

Powerless, helpless, helpless.

"Go put out the fire!" "Don't sleep in!" "Do you have any extra buckets at home?" "I'll look for them again!" "Don't worry, don't worry!"

My ears were filled with the shouts and shouts of the villagers, which was noisy, uneasy, and fearful.

There was no sign of the blond boy anywhere.

There was no one in the room, or in the crowd.Maybe he has already gone to put out the fire?

Kunoji paused, then ran towards Black Rock Mountain against the night wind coming from Kabuto's face.

Even for a hot chick like her who can't water escape, teleport, or track.

There will be a way!Stop looking down on people!

Hurrying up the mountain, facing the sky full of firelight and cascading black smoke, Kunoki estimated the approximate diameter of the barrier needed, concentrated on it, and said awkwardly: "Bronze Thorn Array!"

The Bronze Thorn Formation is the barrier ninjutsu of Sudō, the senior at the library. It is said to be a barrier, but it has an entity. It can block water and fire attacks within a certain range just like the earth flow wall.

When Kunoki was learning barrier ninjutsu, she asked Sudou for advice. At that time, Sudo taught her the Copper Thorn Formation, and said with a fierce face: "This move is a barrier ninjutsu that Konoha librarians must learn. !”

However, this was actually the first time she used a large-scale copper thorn formation.

With a "boom", a dome-shaped barrier made of metal thorns about three miles in diameter rose from the ground.

Success...the large-scale copper thorn formation was successful!But this so-called "gold laundering castle" is a bit too big!Is it a bandit's den that dominates the mountain? Why is it built so big? !If you have so much money, why can't you build a road for Blackstone Mountain? !

Kunoki couldn't help but complain, please, she can't hold on to her chakra!I want to be as short of blue as Kakashi!Help, who has Bing Liang Pills!

The scorching tongues of fire swayed and hit the metal thorns, roasting them red and giving them a golden-red luster, but they could not go any further.

With the obstruction of the copper thorn array, the spreading fire was controlled within a certain range. With the fire-fighting measures of the villagers and indigenous residents who rushed over, the fire quickly diminished.

"untie!"

Kunoji removed the copper thorn formation and exhaled a long breath.

But she was exhausted. This was her first time trying such a large-scale barrier!

Suddenly, Kunoji noticed that the villagers fighting the fire nearby were shouting and rushing in one direction.

What happened?

Kunoji followed up and traced back to the source of the crowd, but was stunned.

In the circle formed by the noisy villagers, it was the boy with the iconic blond hair, Namikaze Minato.

He stood in the middle without saying a word, his head slightly lowered, his expression unclear.

Whispers permeated the crowd.

"what happened?"

"I heard that this ninja was in the same group as those thieves during the day. He let them go and colluded with the three of them to make another fortune at the Gold Laundering Fort. When the owner of the fort discovered it, he just kept doing nothing. A fire is going to burn down the Xijin Fort..."

"How could it be...this is too much..."

"Yes, he is still a Konoha ninja. He knows people, faces but not hearts..."

"The Lord of Gold Laundering Castle is here!"

The old man in a robe and glasses walked to the center of the crowd and said slowly:

"The facts are exactly as Ikeo stated."

Anger spread quickly among the crowd.

Someone threw some utensils at the blond boy, but the boy dodged them.

"Catch him!" someone shouted.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "boom".

When everyone heard this strange sound, they thought the fire was starting again. They were all startled and panicked. When they looked up, they found that they were in a strange place!

"Group attack·sniper battle!"

The game barrier with a radius of 50 meters instantly enveloped the crowd.

"Please work hard to avoid the bullets, and find weapons to hit/kill the corresponding targets to maintain your physical strength!"

The waves are gently lapping at the coastline, and there are some abandoned iron houses and gasoline/oil/barrels on the beach. The only remaining ones are some scattered large rocks and tall tropical vegetation.

It was desolate, the sky was gloomy, dark clouds accumulated, and only a trace of skylight leaked out.

The air was filled with the smell of gasoline and burning fire.

"Whoosh", a stray bullet that flew from nowhere hit a person, "whoosh", "whoosh", there were more and more stray bullets.

Namikaze Minato's eyes suddenly widened: Is this? !

Before he could be shocked, he saw the black-haired kunoichi from the daytime appearing beside him at some point, pulling him over and dragging him out of the barrier.

"You...they are!" They are civilians!How can you attack civilians? !

Seeing that Namikaze Minato was about to rush into the barrier again, the black-haired female ninja held him tightly: "I know, I won't hurt them, being shot will only consume your energy."

Namikaze Minato felt the hand holding him shaking slightly and couldn't help but look at her.

The faint morning light shone on the side of her face, casting a half-dark shadow, and her pursed lips turned a little white.

"What you can't do, just let me do it." She suddenly said.

What about civilians?Civilians can also become rioters.

Are you the only one who bullies children?She will too!

Namikaze Minato's eyes suddenly trembled, and then he lowered his eyes.

"Time's up! The goal has not been achieved!"

After the game barrier was removed, everyone felt exhausted and exhausted physically and mentally. Some of them who had been shot in the illusionary realm before even collapsed on the ground.

"I'm sorry." Kunoji bowed deeply to everyone.

She stood up straight and continued: "I just want to tell you that if he is really associating with thieves as the Lord of Gold Laundering Castle said, there is no need to make such a fuss."

"I'm afraid that you will lose both your life and property in a matter of minutes!"

"So, just listen quietly and listen to him tell the truth about the matter, okay?"

Silent.

Namikaze Minato's blue eyes widened and he looked at her in shock.

He took a deep breath and told the story from beginning to end.

It turned out that when Namikaze Minato used the Flying Thunder God Technique to track down three thieves, he accidentally discovered that their stronghold was the Gold Laundering Castle.At this time, a group of wandering ninjas hired by the owner of the Gold Laundering Fort attacked him. Among them, a fire escape ninja accidentally hit the oil drum during the attack, causing a fire.

After he helped put out the fire, he tried to track down the hired wandering ninjas and the stronghold of the Gold Laundering Fort, but found that the hired wandering ninjas had long since disappeared. At this time, someone suddenly shouted "The arsonist is here", and he I was shocked to find that the other person was referring to him!He originally wanted to give a good explanation, but the words of the Lord of Jinbao caused everyone to become angry and the situation was out of control.

The villagers were silent.

Namikaze Minato felt that the hand that was holding his hand suddenly loosened, and when he turned his head to look, he saw that the body of the person beside him softened, and he was about to collapse.

He hurriedly reached out his hand to fish it out and took her into his arms.

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It's over, it's completely over this time.

Konoha Village's annual social death No. 1, this title is appropriate.

Kunoji huddled his head in the snow-white hospital quilt, like a turtle hiding in its shell.

Question: Will you be sentenced by Konoha senior officials for running away rationally, out of anger, and attacking civilians on a large scale?

Answer: Please memorize the Ninja Code again, and then go squat in the prison.

Question: Is pretending to be 13 and saying cruel things at the same time considered a form of chuunibyou?

Answer: Late stage of secondary disease, thank you.

Question: You have to stand up for a stranger, but after pretending to be 13, you fall unconscious, and then you ask the other person to help clean up the mess. How should you face the other person?

Answer: Commit suicide.

Kunoji was huddled in the quilt like an ostrich, but she heard a noise beside the hospital bed. She poked her head out of the quilt and quickly got back into the quilt.

The person she was most afraid of facing now was sitting beside the hospital bed, looking at her steadily with his blue eyes.

Life is already so difficult, why should she be subjected to social/sex/death?