[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

Some people just thrive on what makes you angry.Stop talking and start fighting with others.

——"Book of Games·Essays"

When they rushed to the vicinity of Sunagakure Village, Jiraiya said to Kuno: "We will stay in Sunagakure for two days. We have some things to do. You can make your own arrangements for these two days."

After saying that, Jiraiya smiled at Kunoji and said, "You will never be bored, Xiaoji, right?"

Kunoki: "That's right..."

But she has no money, no money!

Namikaze Minato looked at her worriedly: "Be careful not to mess with strange people."

Kunoki: "...Okay."

Even though she is a 25-year-old adult, why does she feel like everyone treats her like a five-year-old?

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It was a cloudy day with no sun, and the dark yellow color of the yellow sand smeared the sky, making it even more gray.

Next to the door of a tailor shop, a worn-out wooden board was erected, which read: Sell art, not sell body, the ultimate game experience, no bully, children's favorite!

Sitting next to the board was a black-haired kunoichi, yawning sleepily.

Why is life so difficult?It’s so difficult to sell your art and make some money!

She just wanted to earn some traveling expenses - she couldn't always ask Minato Namikaze to pay for it, right?

It's definitely not her problem, for sure!In Konoha Village, Kunoki's business has expanded to the point of limited editions, and you have to make a reservation if you want to treat her to dinner.

Therefore, in the final analysis, it is still the problem of the people of Sunagakure Village themselves.

Those who passed by didn't even stop. They looked at her for a few times and then left. Some of them with children looked at her warily, turned around and picked up the children before walking away, as if there was some tiger chasing them behind them. Similar.

It was almost noon, and Kunoji sighed with an empty stomach, ready to put away the wooden board and go back to the inn.

As soon as he stood up, a red-haired boy of twelve or thirteen years old stood in front of him, looking at the words on the board with a little interest.

Kunoji said feebly: "Do you want to try it? You decide the price yourself."

People who are already so hungry don’t even think about the price.

The red-haired boy raised his eyes, looked at her with an unknown smile, and then opened his lips and said one word: "Konoha ninja."

Kunoji's eyes suddenly widened: "Ah? City, city management?"

Oops, why did she forget that setting up a street stall will probably require you to pay a stall fee, and it also involves a business qualification certificate and so on!Damn, if you don’t seek death, you won’t die!

So Kunoji waved his hands repeatedly and explained: "Things that don't require money are not street vendors!"

The red-haired boy was stunned for a moment and raised his eyebrows: "Is your game a challenge?"

"Huh?" Kuno Norito was dumbfounded, "I didn't mean that, I didn't mean to fight with you!"

"I want to try."

A gust of wind picked up, and the yellow sand from the nearby dunes was swept up high, carrying the yellow sand and blowing it across my face.

"No, I'm sorry, there's sand in my eyes, please wait for me."

Kunoki blinked hard, trying hard to let the tears come out of his eyes, and finally made a seal with his red eyes: "Game Mode·Gold Miner!"

She hated the golden desert, but the golden gold miners were another matter.

"Now I will explain the rules to you. Please control the direction of the mining machine to grab the gold or diamonds buried underground. Please be careful not to mine bombs. I wish you a happy life!"

The red-haired boy casually pressed the button of the mining machine, and the grappling hook quickly reached into the soil, and then grabbed a huge piece of gold mine.

He looked at Kunoji, who was still trying to study the sand in his eyes, and sneered: "Boring."

"Ding, it's worth 250 taels!"

The red-haired boy clicked the button and stopped paying attention to the mining machine. Instead, he observed the game boundary where he was.

"Is this your ninjutsu?"

Kunoki's eyes were red from the sand scraped into his eyes, and tears were streaming down his face. When he heard the red-haired boy's voice, he raised his head with tears streaming down his face.

The scene was quite joyful, and the red-haired boy laughed.

Kunoki replied: "Yes, my ninjutsu."

"Boring." As soon as the red-haired boy finished speaking, the game bubble automatically disappeared due to timeout.

"Oh." Kunoji replied perfunctorily, picked up his wooden board and prepared to close the stall and leave.

Okay, if you say it's boring, it's boring.

The red-haired boy stood there, staring at her retreating back, with a hint of confusion in his eyes.

Such a ninja is not even qualified to be made into a puppet.

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The boundless yellow sand crawls in the sand sea, vast and deathly silent.

The dark yellow sand dunes are winding and vast.

Kunoji suffered the loss of setting up a street stall, and since then put away the idea of ​​​​performing, and honestly spent the afternoon playing Monopoly in the inn.

Early the next morning, Kunoji ran to a nearby sand dune. While thinking about his new ninjutsu, he picked up the sand and built a house next to the sand dune, commonly known as a sand sculpture.

I had just cut out two pillars for my "grandma's villa" when suddenly a small wooden man half a man tall staggered beside me.

"Eh? Are you a puppet?" Kunoki knew that there were many outstanding puppet masters among Sunagakure, but this was the first time he saw a puppet since coming to Sunagakure.

She stood up, patted the sand off her body, and looked at the man operating the puppet.

The little wooden man walked to the "villa" and raised his legs.

The "villa" made of sand collapsed in an instant, raising a cloud of dust.

While Kunoji witnessed the destruction of "grandma's villa", he also happened to see who was manipulating the puppet.

A cross appeared on her forehead.

Don't be angry, don't be angry with children, be generous, be magnanimous!She is an adult and cannot be angry with children!

Kunoji put on a smile that was uglier than crying and said hello: "We meet again."

The red-haired boy looked condescendingly at the kicked-down sand house: "You are so boring."

Kunoji's brows were already twitching, but he still held back: "Are you okay? If nothing happens, I'll be busy with myself."

Namikaze Minato said not to mess with strange people.When people are wandering in the rivers and lakes, they have to bear with a knife on their head.

Seeing that the red-haired boy had no reaction, she shrugged and continued to sit down and start her own sand sculpture project.

It’s true that Kunoki can’t stop his hands. When he takes notes, he likes to draw on the side. When he’s thinking, he likes to do boring things with his hands. Even in the examination room, he likes to turn his pen around.

In the past two days, she happened to have a new idea about the superimposed ninjutsu between "Flying Thunder God Jutsu" and "Game Ninjutsu", so - something like playing with sand that requires no brain is naturally best done when thinking. .

It was quiet behind me, with no sound.

Kunoji thought that the bratty kid must have left because she was bored, so he felt relieved.

While patting the sand with his hands, his mind was racing rapidly.

...This new idea sounded so awesome that she was a little eager to try it now.Although she doesn't know how to fly the thunder god yet, what if she learns it?Let's discuss it with Namikaze Minato another day...

"boom!"

The half-built "own little attic" in front of him suddenly fell to the ground in a burst of smoke and dust. At the same time, Kunoji was hit by the rising yellow sand, and turned his head in disgrace.

I can't bear it. How can I bear it? !

The most important thing is not the problem of the sand house being kicked down, nor the problem of the train of thought being interrupted, but the problem of the other party's attitude. This is a deliberate provocation!

"Hey, please stop it a little!" Kunoji spat out the dust that accidentally drifted into his mouth.

The red-haired boy sat cross-legged not far behind him, smiling provocatively.

"Don't think that I don't dare to hit you! I'm as cruel as a kid!" Kunoji's eyes were filled with sand again, and his eyes were red.

"Then let's give it a try." The smile on the red-haired boy's face widened a bit.

Kunoji gritted his teeth: "When my new ninjutsu is completed, I will throw you to the barren Gobi Desert and dry you into dried fish in a matter of minutes!"

"Suddenly I want to make you a puppet." The red-haired boy held up his chin with one hand and said with a smile.

"Just wait, I will throw you to Africa to feed the elephants!" Kunoji saw his smiling expression, and several more crossroads popped up on his forehead.

The red-haired boy tilted his head and smiled: "Elephants eat grass, not people."

"Ouch, no matter what, I will definitely throw you into the Pacific Ocean to feed the sharks!"

He was so angry that his head was already smoking with anger.

"Before your new ninjutsu is completed, you will probably be my new puppet." The red-haired boy added an accent to the words "my new puppet."

"The Pacific Ocean is not enough, just throw it out of the atmosphere." Kuno thought for a while and moved the throw location farther away.

"I said you would be my puppet, now, immediately."

"Then come, now, immediately!"

"Do I do whatever you say? I don't."

"Didn't you say it yourself? Children, can you please stop looking so arrogant and world-weary!"

"You are obviously an adult, why are you still angry with a child?"

"If you hadn't deliberately caused trouble, I wouldn't have had to get angry with you."

"Is it a good reason for Konoha ninja to provoke Sunagakure to kill Sunagakure?"

"Destroying two of my houses and interrupting my thinking is a good reason to beat someone up?"

"If you just talk but don't do anything, you are just a dish."

"You can't just talk but don't do anything, you bastard!"

"I don't hit girls."

"I don't spank children either."

The atmosphere froze.

Kunoji calmed down his breathing and felt that it was outrageous.

How could you get into a quarrel with a child?Or is it just a war of words?

It can only be said that the other party really took advantage of her anger.

"No more quarrel, no more quarrel, all the saliva has dried up." Kuno said.

The red-haired boy took out a gourd from his back: "I have water, do you want to continue?"

Kunoji waved his hand: "Let's stop arguing. Really, let's turn our hostility into friendship. My name is Kunoji. Nice to meet you."

"Scorpion, I'm not happy to meet you."

A faint smile appeared on the red-haired boy's face.

He considers himself not the kind of person who would quarrel with others, and would usually hit them directly.

But this Konoha ninja was a bit beyond his expectation.

She is too weak to be made into a puppet.

But if it is really made into a puppet, it may become boring.

This Konoha ninja has a magic called "interesting", which is more interesting than a puppet.