[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

I swear I will never write any analysis notes next time...

--"nonsense"

The sky was drooping, and thick clouds were accumulating, so low that they seemed to be pressing on the eaves of other people's houses.

Autumn comes very early, the deciduous trees turn red early, and the evergreen trees are so green that there is a slight hint of cold smoke.

Kakashi placed the flowers in front of the tombstone and looked at the name on the tombstone quietly for a while.

After a long time, he turned and left.

In the distance, a line of birds swooped across the low clouds.

In the cemetery, a masked man sat on a tree and sneered.

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Toad/Toad/Sen/People once said that Kunoji was a rare genius in learning ninjutsu.

At that time, Kunoki replied: "That's right! We cultural people are just different!"

If anyone wants to ask Kunoki: How did you master ninjutsu so quickly and develop multiple ninjutsu?

Kunoki will definitely answer: "Isn't nine years of compulsory education, three years of high school, four years of university and three years of graduate school all learned in vain? I've survived advanced mathematics, calculus, and C language, how can I not learn this stuff?"

But cultural people also have their own pride, so they would rather design the anchor point to look like a QR code than fool them with a simple kindergarten sketch.There is no other reason, the purpose is very simple: I don’t want others to understand, which is commonly known as pretending to be 13.

Blowing and blowing, I indulged my pride - the consequence was that I was tormenting myself and my hands were sore from drawing the QR code.

However, at this moment, Kunoki was at the desk in his small attic, desperately rummaging through piles of papers for something.

"Ah, ah, ah, where did it go? Where did it go?"

Academician Kunoki took a deep breath, glanced at the notebooks and papers piled high like a mountain, mustered up the courage, rolled up his sleeves and started sorting:

This pile is a program, which is very important; this pile is an analysis draft, although I don’t want to throw it away, but I can bundle it up and put it under the bed; this pile is a newly designed QR code, put it in a conspicuous place; there are still some left The download is a mess of thoughts and essays, very good, just find it from this pile of essays.

As she flipped through the pages, she quickly scanned the contents on the paper: No, no, not yet!Where have you gone?

A few years ago, in order to give Kakashi a "right medicine" birthday gift, what happened to the analysis notes of Hatake Kakashi that she wrote specially?

The thing is this: two days ago, September 9th, it was Hatake Kakashi’s birthday.

Kunoki gave Kakashi the "orange light reader" with the bug fixed, and this time the game barrier was placed inside a small pebble.

Kunoki himself thought the rare color of the pebbles was extremely beautiful, but Kakashi silently said: "It's too heavy."

"..." Kunoji said he had nothing to say.Isn’t this just for fun at home?It’s not like you’re taking this thing to the battlefield, so why is it too heavy?

However, Kunoki was also pleased to notice that Kakashi was obviously in a good mood recently, and his crescent moon eyes even started to smile. It was not the "crescent moon smile when feeling sad", but a smile that made him laugh. Crescent moon smiles.

It's going well. The young man finally has a clear mind.

So Kunoki decided to destroy the "Hatake Kakashi Analysis Notes" to prevent it from being inadvertently exposed to Kakashi himself in the future, causing irreversible consequences, such as physical and mental damage to Kakashi himself. Hit this hard.

But after looking through it for a long time and not finding it, Kunoji started to panic: Is there a thief in the house?No way?Last week she even turned it out for reference.

Where did Kakashi Hatake’s analysis notes go?Please show up!

It can't be built into the program, right? !

Thinking of this possibility, Kunoji felt goosebumps crawling all over his body, and then quickly shook his head: "Bah, bah, bah, what are you thinking about? How is that possible?"

However, the next second, a picture suddenly flashed through her mind: when she entered novels into the birthday gift program last week, there was a cushion on the table under Jiraiya's "Kiss/Hot/Ten/Tang". As if, as if, maybe, should be a piece of paper.

……

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The vast wooden house is like an exquisite empty shell, empty and letting the wind come and go.

The air in the room was a bit cold, exuding ice that penetrated the bone marrow, and there was only the quiet sound of wind.

Kakashi took out the pebbles from his ninja bag.

Wisteria purple, a rare and beautiful color, smooth and round, feels cold in the hand, but becomes warm after holding it for a long time. There is a smiley face painted on it, which is the symbol of the game's enchantment.

The person who gave the gift was very considerate, but at the same time - he was also very careless.

On the day he received the gift, Kakashi opened the so-called "Orange Light Reader". There were many entertainment books in the options, most of them were written by Jiraiya, and "Friends/Hot/Ten/Tang" was also among them. .

But the first thing Kakashi saw was a strange option: "Hatake Kakashi Analysis Notes".

The moment he saw the title, his fingers shrank slightly, and he felt like he was facing a formidable enemy.

He thought his hands were shaking when he pressed that option.

The "reader" read word for word without emotion:

[Hatake Kakashi, whose birthday is September 9th, likes grilled saury and eggplant miso soup, hates tempura and sweets, and smiles when he feels sad, with his eyes curled into crescents.

The scarecrow in the field lives up to his name.Standing alone in the fields, holding on to the desolate countryside.The birds in the sky took away his hat and raincoat, the naughty children took away the remaining straw for warmth, and the wind, frost, rain and snow eroded his pillars with cold and darkness.But he stood quietly on the ridge of the field, neither fighting back nor protesting. He would not resent the world, he would only resent himself.

He held the old days in his hands and kept denying himself: I am a bad person.His scab never healed because he would not allow himself to heal or forget.

Sigh...Why are you getting sentimental while writing this?Why do I still have the potential to be a poet?

So after all, what should you give as a birthday gift? !After analyzing it for so long, did you finally come up with something wrong?It’s so distressing, Mom, I’m going bald!

……Um?Deny yourself?So praise the group?Then praise him?good idea!Let’s write a program! ——Konoha 48 years]

The game barrier that burst out from the cobblestones disappeared.

Even though it had been two days since he first heard this short piece of nonsense, Kakashi still felt a little breathless when he listened to it again.

Just like the drooping sky, there seemed to be heavy hazy clouds hanging over his heart.

Obviously, this paragraph is similar to a diary, and it is very likely that the other party accidentally put it in.

but.

...Why should she?How could she?

Kakashi lowered his eyes and looked at the purple pebbles lying in his palm, his expression dark and unclear.

The wind was getting stronger, and the sky outside the window seemed to be raining, or meteorites were falling.

The air flow quickly passed through the bottles and holes in the house, making a sharp whistling sound, as if someone was screaming, or roaring full of fear.

The air in the room became cooler again.

For the first time, Kakashi felt that the Anbu's uniform was too thin, too thin to withstand the cold temperature.

The wind passing through the hall cut his arms and throat like ice knives.

The empty wooden structure house seemed to be shaking a little.

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Unfortunately, for this major game programming mistake, the designer himself Kuno said: Just let it go and let it be laughed at.

Wow, oh, oh, I'm too embarrassed to see Kakashi. What should I do?

The day after discovering this fact, Kunoji went to Hatake's house in person and tried to plead guilty.

Kakashi isn't home.

So she slipped a small note into the crack of the door.

The next day, Kunoji once again stuffed a small note into the crack of the door.

The next day, another small note was slipped into the crack of the door.

After stuffing the small note, Kunoji looked back at the closed Hatake residence in depression.

By the way, is Kakashi on a long-term mission?Or does this mean that he wants to break up with her?

Kunoji sighed, turned and left.

She also had to prepare to do her own thing. All the anchor points of her "Game Flying Thunder God: Pack and Throw Away Technique" so far were too close.A few weeks ago, she was preparing for a spontaneous trip, traveling around the country and setting her sights further afield.

Ahem, it's impossible to just leave.Traveling requires permission from the village, otherwise it will be considered defection.

The key is that the Yondaime refused to let go, saying things like "Don't rely too much on this escape ninjutsu", "The situation is very messy and it's best not to cause more trouble", "The Konoha Library is short of manpower, so don't leave your job at will." "What.

Kakashi picked up the small note lying quietly on the ground and glanced at it.

"I'm sorry! Please give me a chance to apologize! - Kunoki"

The setting sun slanting in made his face half-dark, and his eyelashes cast a shadow.

He put away the small note and put it together with the small notes from the previous two days.

Maybe he needs a long-term mission, Kakashi thought.

On the fourth day, another small note slipped quietly through the crack of the door.

Although he knew what was written on it after thinking about it, Kakashi walked over and picked up the small note.

"I told you about the trip out of the village before! Today, the Yondaime finally! approved me to travel around the country! It will take up to three months, hahaha! Next time I can throw the enemy thousands of miles away, waiting for me Good news!! - Kunoki"

The fingers holding the note tightened suddenly.

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The next day, in the Hokage's office, the Fourth Hokage distributed instructions to the ANBU as usual.

"Team Kakashi, none at the moment, waiting for orders."

The ANBU ninjas left one after another, but Kakashi stayed where he was.

Namikaze Minato smiled and asked, "Kakashi, what can I help you with?"

Under the mask, Kakashi hesitated and spoke with difficulty: "Minato-sensei, although it is inappropriate to say this, I...may need a long-term mission."

Namikaze Minato was a little confused, but he didn't ask why. He just said, "Let me see if there is anything suitable."

"Thank you, Minato-sensei."

Namikaze Minato rummaged for a while, pulled out a mission scroll, and said with a smile: "I think this long-term mission will be more suitable for you."

"Collect information on rebel ninjas entrenched in various countries." Most of the rebel ninja who escaped the war in the past few years were scattered in small countries without ninja villages.

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At the entrance of Konoha Village, the silver-haired ninja summoned a psychic beast.

"Parker, which way did she go?"