[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

Everyone was welcoming me back to the village, but he was throwing a tantrum.

--"nonsense"

Seeing Righto take another sip of water from the gourd, Kakashi gradually felt a little powerless.

The gourd in his hand is extremely weird. One sip can increase chakra dozens of times. If it continues to be consumed like this...

"Kakashi, wait a minute, I'll help you smash his gourd!" Kunoji suddenly said.

She quickly collected natural energy again: "Game Ninjutsu·Speed ​​Bicycle!"

Right Dou was trapped in the game bubble.

The winding mountain road is extremely rugged, and the bicycle that catches the wind under your feet is the kind that flies away as soon as you step on it.

Before the right driver could turn a few corners, he "Teng" without applying the brakes properly and rushed off the cliff.

You Dou really experienced the panic of falling from a high place. When he fell down like a green onion, the gourd in his arms also fell out. He stretched out his hand to fish out the gourd, but found nothing.

The gourd fell to the ground from high altitude.

Heroic water gurgled out from the opened hole and flowed all over the ground.

The game barrier disappeared, and Right Dou fell to the ground. At this moment, he was severely injured both physically and mentally: Why didn't he die?Why didn't he die after falling off a cliff?Why aren't there even injuries?Why do you have to really feel the pain of falling off a cliff and dying when you're not dead?

Why did his gourd fall before him?Why is the Heroic Water he finally snatched from Takigakure so gone?Why did his gourd actually fall down even though it was an illusion?

"This drag racing game is different from the bubble hall just now. It has added special effects." Kunoji answered his doubts with a smile.

I will add a rule to the rules next time: If you have important personal belongings, please choose whether to bring them into the game or not. No compensation will be given for any damage!

Without the blood pack of Heroic Water, Righto and his three companions were quickly killed by Kakashi.

The Takigakure Village also discovered that the Hero's Water had been stolen and the Seven-Tails Jinchuuriki had been hijacked. They hurried over, only to find the Hero's Water sprinkled all over the ground and the Seven-Tails Jinchuuriki who had already walked back to the village.

On the way back, Kakashi was silent for a long time before saying, "Thank you, but... I'm sorry for letting you see the ANBU's style."

Killing without blinking an eye, ANBU style.

He was apologizing again.

He was feeling guilty again.

why did he...

Kunoji clenched his fists unconsciously.

A surge of courage rushed out of nowhere and made her head spin.

"I know, Kakashi," Kunoki raised his head, "I knew it a long time ago, even if he is called a 'companion/killer', I also know it."

Kakashi was taken aback.

"But that's not your fault." Kunoki kicked away a pebble on the road.

To be honest, although in her fixed impression, peace and the rule of law are correct, after all, she has been in the ninja world for many years and has already understood the rules of this world.

At this point, she only has the right to choose what she sticks to, and has no right to dictate to others.She chooses to survive here in a way that "doesn't hurt anyone", but she cannot deny that another way of survival is also correct and even necessary.

You can praise the doctors who save lives and heal the wounded, but you cannot criticize the executioner who fires a gun on the execution ground.

Kunoki stopped and looked at Kakashi steadily.

"Everyone has the freedom to choose every second. Here, as long as the choice is not out of ambition and harms others, it has its correctness."

"So, whether you abandon your companions for the mission or abandon the mission for your companions, it is correct."

"No one is more rubbish than anyone else, no one is more noble than anyone else, and no one can kidnap or accuse others for this."

Kakashi's pupils shrank suddenly.

"Those who don't know how to cherish their companions are worse than trash." This is what Obito told him.

But the black-haired girl in front of him told him word for word: "Whether you abandon your companions for the mission, or abandon the mission for your companions, no one is more rubbish than the other, and no one is more noble than the other, both are correct."

Although he knew that he might offend Kakashi again, Kunoki still mustered up the courage to continue: "Yes, I was insinuating Obito."

"Not only that, I'm insinuating those who pointed fingers at your father."

Suddenly hearing the names of two scars that he didn't want to reveal, Kakashi's last line of defense in his heart was crumbling. He looked at Kunoki with a slight trembling all over his body.

"You have the freedom to choose."

"And you don't need to feel guilty about it."

"Whatever you choose is right, Kakashi."

Kakashi gritted his teeth and almost tried to restrain himself before spitting out a few words: "What if...you make the wrong choice?"

Kunoji's palms were so nervous that they were sweating, and his face was a little pale: "This kind of dilemma will only lead to different consequences. There is no right or wrong."

Since everyone here can make that kind of lofty "manifesto" and everyone can express their own philosophy of life, then she can too.

Who doesn't know how to use your mouth to escape?Naruto can do it, Obito can do it, and she can do it too.

Before, she had never dared to act as a "psychological counselor" self-righteously.

But since the memory of Zhoumu came back, she clearly felt that the experience of floating in the ninja world for more than [-] years not only strengthened the ninjutsu, but also further strengthened the rules, relationships, and habits here. learn.

As a former "outsider to the ninja world", she can judge and evaluate some things more objectively, just like her current judgment on "selection of tasks and companions."

...I just hope Kakashi doesn't break up with her.

Kakashi looked at Kunoki blankly and began to calm down.

The two people looked at each other in the forest.

Kunoji also slowly calmed down.

But after calming down, Kunoki only had one thought in his mind: He was dead, he was really out of luck this time.

90.00% of what people do when they are emotionally excited is outside the circle of reason.

Why does it always feel like she has discovered her character flaw?

He is the kind of character who is easily reckless when he is impulsive.

The same happened to the Yondaime before... that time it was a social death in full public view...

Please, give her a hole in the ground!

Why don't you just fly away like a thunder god?

Just as she was thinking about it, Kakashi seemed to have read through her thoughts and said: "...Don't rely too much on the Flying Thunder God."

Kunoji was obviously out of the situation: What's going on?What does this mean?

A faint smile came from under Kakashi's mask: "Let's walk back slowly, Ji."

Thanks, Ji.

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The few months that Kakashi carried him around passed by in a blink of an eye.

Originally there was only three months, but some unexpected situations occurred in the Land of Snow during Kakashi's long-term mission, so he was forced to delay it for a month.

When they reached the entrance of Konoha Village, Kakashi went to the Hokage Tower to hand in the mission first, and Kunoki walked slowly on the road.

It's been four months, it's January of Konoha 52 in the blink of an eye.

Suddenly, a figure flashed past him like a gust of wind.

Kunoki was not surprised. There were many such hot-tempered guys in Konoha Village.

However, the hot-tempered guy had obviously run far away, but he came back with a look of surprise on his face: "Xiao Ji? Kuno Ji?"

"It's you." Kunoki looked at Uzumaki Hiiragi expressionlessly.

Somehow, she thought this guy would be a little more mature, but she was shocked. She was overthinking it.

Uzumaki Hiiragi patted Kunoki's shoulder hard: "You've tanned a lot!"

Kunoji tried hard to defend: "I..."

No tan!Even if it’s a tan, it’s a tan!

Uzumaki Hiiragi suddenly remembered something and quickly moved his hand away and took two steps back: "I want to avoid getting into trouble with you, so don't touch me!"

Kunoki: "??"

Uzumaki Hiiragi raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Hey, you don't know, right? Sister Kushina promised me!"

Kunoki: "??"

promise?Wait, is that what she meant?She has only been traveling for four months, what happened?

"I'm leaving first!" As soon as Uzumaki Hiiragi finished his words, he left again like a gust of wind.

Kunoki was left standing there in confusion.

No, she has no room to speak at all, okay?The guy who talks to himself!

Kunoji sighed and continued to walk forward slowly.

"Bang", a green figure jumped out from the wall, "Hey, Xiaoji, you're back!"

"Hi, Kai."

Metkai looked at Kunoji up and down and gave her a thumbs up: "You've grown taller!"

Kunoji was speechless: "It's impossible..." He had only been away for four months, how could he tell?

"Come on, Xiaoji, try to become a Jonin this year! I'm going to train first, bye!" With that, Metkai ran away like a gust of wind.

Kunoki was left standing there depressed.

She only became a chuunin last year, okay?Why is she asked to take the Jonin Qualification Certificate again?

Before Kunoji could calm down, the next second, she was dragged forward by someone: "Xiaoji, we have a dinner party! Let's go!"

"Senior Kurenai..." Kunoki was helplessly dragged by Yuhi Kurenai to attend the so-called "dinner party".

The location is still BBQ Q.

As soon as he entered, Kunoji felt the crisis of social fear.

so many people!There are so many people I know but are not familiar with!There are so many people whose faces I don’t even recognize!

"This is Anko, this is Asuma, this is Iruka, this is Genma, this is..." Kurenai Yuhi introduced a lot of people.

Kunoji maintained a polite smile and said hello: "Hello, hello, hello, hello..."

The society is afraid of being hammered.

Yuhi Kurenai picked up a glass of soju and drank it.

Kunoji silently picked up the boiled water and said, "Gudong, Gudong, Gudong."

After a long time of "Uh-huh-oh" among a bunch of questions, the meal was finally over.

When I said goodbye to everyone at the entrance of the BBQ Q, the sky was already getting a little dusk.

Kunoji became a little anxious and rushed towards the Hokage Tower in three steps and two steps at a time.

Under the gradually spreading night, Kunoji saw that the lights in the Hokage's office were still on. He breathed a sigh of relief but had mixed emotions at the same time.

It seemed like Minato Namikaze didn't have any friends, not a single one.

"Knock," Kunoki knocked on the door of the Hokage's office.

"...You're back?" The Fourth Hokage looked up from the document, a hint of joy flashed across his expression, which was then replaced by an expressionless expression.

"Hokage-sama, I'm sorry, I was intercepted on the way here, so I'm a little late."

"Yes." The Fourth Hokage responded, his expression still unpredictable.

"Is your travel fulfilling?" he asked calmly.

Kunoji answered honestly: "It's okay, it's not very fulfilling."

The Fourth Hokage glanced at her twice, and then said indifferently: "I know, if there is nothing else, I will be busy."

Kunoki: "??"

It comes again and again. This kind of vocabulary and tone obviously sounds normal and fits the personality, but it feels completely inconsistent.

Kunoji was stunned and said, "Will Hokage take leave tomorrow for his birthday?"

Tomorrow, January 25th, happens to be Namikaze Minato's birthday.

Unexpectedly, the Fourth Hokage was stunned for two seconds, his eyes drifted for a moment, then returned to her face, and said expressionlessly: "Don't meddle in other people's business."

Kunoki: "??"

What is this attitude of turning against others and not recognizing others?

"But..." Kunoji opened his mouth, wanting to say something.

The Fourth Hokage's tone of not seriousness came down, and Kunoji's head was filled with stars: "Besides, there is a generation gap between us, so please stay out of my business."

Although the content of the previous conversation was subtle, it was at least within the normal range. As soon as these words came out, Kunoji knew that something was wrong.

This tone, this subtle vocabulary, isn't this a sign of getting angry at her?Isn't it?

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