[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

He gently leaned his head against hers, his blond hair rubbing against his black hair.

"I have been single for 30 years, yet I am labeled as a 'married man'."

"I was really unjustly accused." His tone was somewhat complaining.

"Kunoji, I want to know what you are thinking?" the blond young man asked.

"I thought you were childhood sweethearts...on her birthday last time..."

Saving beauty under the moon, being the only friend on birthdays, etc.

Namikaze Minato was stunned and laughed softly.

Can it be interpreted as jealousy?

"So even though things have turned out like this, you still feel like you're the one who intervened, don't you?"

"...a little bit."

"Then let's just do it as you did. Since you know that you are an meddler, why don't you stay away from me? Putting the Mark of Thunder God in my house and helping to clean the room and cook will not make you guilty of meddling in others and still not repenting. ?”

Kunoki suddenly felt that she was at a loss for words. The logic ability and language organization ability of the genius ninja and the Fourth Hokage were completely different from hers.

She stammered out half a sentence: "I think I just..."

Namikaze Minato took the initiative to pick up the second half of her sentence: "You think you don't want to owe anyone else, so you're just returning the favor, right?"

Kunoji was shocked: "How did you..."

How could he know?Why does it look like he has a mind-reading machine?

Namikaze Minato's blue eyes looked at her side face, which was close at hand: "If you feel you owe me, you can just give me a gift just like you did to Kakashi Yuhi Kurenai and the others, but there is no need to do this. A lot of trouble.”

"You are lazy. You don't like cooking at all. You even eat by yourself."

"So why do you want to repay my favor in this way?"

As if the secret in his heart was revealed, Kunoji was shocked.

So, why?Why not just make a small gift?Why are you so worried that you run to his house every three days?

Because you care about me.

Because you can’t bear the thought of me coming home exhausted and having to cook and clean.

Because you don't want me to bear the pain and pressure alone.

The blond young man hugged her quietly and said nothing.

Because when you taught me the advanced transformation technique, you said: When I am sad, I turn into a leaf, when I am lonely, I turn into an ant, and when I am stressed, I turn into a bird.

Because I don't want you to do that again.

Because I want to be with you.

Kunoji lowered his eyes and said nothing.

Maintaining the posture of hugging each other from behind, the temperature of the two people's bodies gradually converged, and their heartbeats began to overlap one by one, becoming more and more clear.

"Tell me honestly, have you never had any wrong thoughts about me?" The blond young man suddenly said.

Kunoji was startled and his face turned red again.

Help, help!Why didn't anyone tell her that the Yondaime was so straight at hitting the ball? !

This step-by-step, step-by-step approach is completely typical of old politicians!

She couldn't say a word and didn't dare to say a word.

If she had some inklings of unreasonable thoughts last week, thinking about him day and night, and even having a shameful crush on the 15-year-old him, she would probably be caught for the rest of her life.

What's more - right now, at this moment, at this moment, the unreasonable thoughts were roaring in her mind like a horse race, one after another.

The chest he was leaning on behind her rose and fell slightly, and he laughed: "You asked me to tell you anything, but you kept it from me. You tell me with your conscience. Isn't it a bit too much?"

Namikaze Minato let go of her: "I'm going back, good night."

"Huh?" Kunoji turned his head, a little confused.

So what is this one about?

With the flying thunder god's technique, the blond young man disappeared into the room.

After returning home, Namikaze Minato calmed down and took a long breath.

In fact, he shouldn't have approached her in such an oppressive way, but for some reason, he always had the feeling that if he didn't wake her up, she would fall into an irreversible situation.

This feeling came from that ANBU boy, Uchiha Itachi.

Uchiha Itachi and Kunoki should be the only two people in the world who know the original trajectory of time and space.

They are inextricably linked.

Thinking of this, Namikaze Minato frowned.

She's not a meddler at all.

Maybe, he was the one who interfered - nevertheless, he was determined to be the one who interfered.

----

Kunoji opened the door carefully, poked his head out of the guest room, made sure that no one was in the room, and breathed a sigh of relief.

It was quite easy to use the Flying Thunder God to visit Namikaze Minato's house before, but since... ahem, since the incident the day before yesterday, she felt a little afraid to face the Yondaime.

Just recalling the scene at that time made her blush and her heart beat faster. The girl's heart, which had been eaten by the dog, lifted up the coffin board and pretended to be dead.

Still, she wanted to know what was in the little mailbox.

The small mailbox has been the main communication channel between her and the Yondaime for the past two years. It is like a pen pal. She writes something and throws it in when she has something to do, and takes a look at what is in the mailbox.

Kunoki opened the small mailbox, took out the paper folded in half, and opened it:

[You may have to take on a more important mission next, and your partner will be Uchiha Itachi.Also, pay attention to Uchiha Itachi and stay away from him - Minato Namikaze]

This simple and short sentence made Kunoji's hand holding the paper tremble a little.

Since she became a special jounin a month ago, she has been lying on the ground. Suddenly, she was told in this way that she had a "more important mission", and her partner was still "Uchiha Itachi", and reminded her to "pay attention to Uchiha Itachi" "!

Just like marking the key points in an exam, when the end of the period was approaching, I was excitedly waiting for the teacher to mark the key points, but with a wave of his hand, the teacher marked from Chapter 1 to the last chapter, and the range of the marking was the entire book!

Such a short sentence, all the key points, how suffocating!

Suddenly she was no longer in the mood to write a small note, so she secretly folded the paper along the crease and threw it into the small mailbox again with a guilty conscience.

After throwing it in, I felt something was wrong and quickly poured the paper out again.

Based on the Yondaime's IQ and logical thinking ability, he would definitely find that she had been here. If he was found to have been here but did not "exchange one thing for one thing" as agreed, he would be sad.

With this thought in mind, she picked up the pen and paper next to her and blushed just as she was about to write: As he said, she really cared about him, it was over, there was no hope...

Did she actually, really fall into the hands of Namikaze Minato?

The next day, just as the note left for her by the Fourth Hokage said, Kunoki received a "summons" from the Hokage's office.

When she entered the office, she looked up and looked into those blue eyes. She felt panicked and quickly looked away.

I'm cowardly, but I suddenly became cowardly... Before, it was clear that no one could lose in terms of aura.

Namikaze Minato saw her reddish ears and couldn't help but pursed his lips and smiled.

In the past, the little guy was so thick-skinned that he seemed to be unable to receive a signal and just cared about his imagination. He was the only one there, throbbing and panicking, and she didn't know anything.

Hedong for 30 years, Hexi for 30 years, now it's her turn, no one will be spared.

Uchiha Itachi, who was standing aside and noticed the interaction between the two people's eyes throughout the whole process, had a slight change in his expression under the mask.

"This is your partner for this mission, Itachi Uchiha." Minato Namikaze introduced.

"This mission is no small matter. You must be careful. If there is any danger, move immediately and avoid hesitation."

Kunoki unfolded the scroll and was stunned.

[Pupillary control, game ninjutsu taming, target: Kyuubi]

Her first reaction was to look up at Namikaze Minato.

She knew that the Fourth Hokage had a high combat IQ, that he was bold, careful and adventurous, and that he was far-sighted and decisive.

But she didn't know that the Fourth Hokage actually had such courage and courage. Taming a tailed beast was almost a fantasy. No one had ever done it or even dared to think about it. Yet he actually dared to make such a decision. .

What she didn't even know was that the Fourth Hokage actually trusted her so much!

Namikaze Minato smiled brightly at her.

He just... trusted her too much.

Kunoji lowered his eyes, and suddenly his vision became blurry.

Everyone believes that game ninjutsu is a ninjutsu that cannot be put on the table.

Even the squad leader of the strategy class feels that flying thunder god in the game is a hundred times better than ninjutsu in the game.

Game ninjutsu is not only flashy, but has no real effect. It can only temporarily trap the enemy, but also consumes a lot of energy. Instead of spending time developing game ninjutsu, it is better to spend that time learning or developing more useful ninjutsu. Technically.

Only she knows how much she values ​​game ninjutsu.

Because it was her unique mark, the companion who accompanied her through many years, and the bond between her and her friends.

But now, on the scroll in her hand, the mission requirements clearly stated: Eye Technique as an auxiliary, and Game Ninjutsu as the main attack.

Thank you... Yondaime, Minato Namikaze.

From the first episode to the second episode, it was always him, everything was him.

----

Because all she could think about was Namika Ato, the Fourth Hokage, the Fourth Hokage, Kunoki didn't even notice that her partner was already giving off a heavy air-conditioning.

When she actually faced the large canine that was tied up, grinning, drooling, and with bulging eyes, Kuno looked at her partner in bewilderment.

Wait, when did Uchiha Itachi open the Mangekyō Sharingan? !

Has the plot changed to this extent? ? ?

Uchiha Itachi noticed her gaze and sneered secretly.

Completely ignoring the requirements on the mission scroll, he took a step towards the cage without waiting for Kuno Nori to make a move, and said:

"Kyuubi, do you want to be free?"

Kunoki's eyes widened.

free?A jinchūriki will die after his tailed beast is removed!

She looked at Uchiha Itachi in surprise.

"Do you want to be free?" Uchiha Itachi repeated, only to get a ferocious roar in return.

Itachi Uchiha turned to look at Kunoki, stretched out his hand to hold her shoulders, and pushed her forward: "So do you know her?"

The malicious roar suddenly stopped: "Eh?"

His two ears moved and his blood-red eyes narrowed.

Kunoki's reaction was the same: "Eh? Eh?"

what's the situation?Who will tell her what's going on?

"I know you."

After looking at each other for a long time, the tailed beast who was tied up suddenly made a sound.

The question mark on Kunoki's head can already go around the equator two and a half times: "Eh?"

A large-scale family recognition scene?what's the situation?

Uchiha Itachi put his hand down from her shoulder: "The memory of the tailed beast will not be affected."

Although Kunoji seemed to understand, she was greatly shocked.

In other words: Erha classmate remembers the Tailed Beast Jade Bubble Hall from last week!The tailed beast knows everything about what happened last week!In other words, Uchiha Itachi also knew everything about the last week!That is to say...

Ah, the amount of information in this moment is too much!

"Boy, what do you mean by freedom? Don't think you can fool me by bringing in an acquaintance!"

Uchiha Itachi smiled: "It means getting rid of the Jinchuuriki."

"When I was in the Kingdom of Whirlpool, I found a dossier in the ruins. It recorded a method that could separate the tailed beast from the Jinchuriki without harming the Jinchuriki."

Although Kunoji didn't understand, he was shocked again.

Uchiha Itachi has been to the Country of Whirlpool?when?

"...Even so, what guarantee do you have that I will never be controlled again?" It was just moving from one cell to the next, and it was used to it.

Kunoji was wandering in his mind when he was pushed forward by Uchiha Itachi again: "She has the key to the secret realm."

Kunoki:? ? ?What secret realm?What key?When did she have the key to the secret realm?

She looked at Uchiha Itachi: "This, I..."

Uchiha Itachi saw her confused look and smiled: "Snow Country, Talan Mountains, Avalanche, Kakashi."

Hearing this series of keywords, Kunoji remembered.

During the three-month tour, due to some problems in the Snow Country, I was forced to delay it for a month and turned it into a four-month tour.The accident was an avalanche in the Talan Mountains. She and Kakashi were trapped in a cave and accidentally discovered a different cave. She thought it was fun and set up a Flying Thunder God mark there.

Is that a secret realm?

Kunoji didn't understand again: "How do you know?"

Uchiha Itachi smiled and said lightly: "Kakashi-senpai told me."

During his four years of travel, he also inadvertently stepped into a secret realm after encountering an avalanche in the Talang Mountains.

While chatting with Kakashi a few days ago, I learned that he and Kunoki had also encountered an avalanche in the Land of Snow, and I immediately decided that they were the same as him.

As for why he "accidentally" learned about this from Kakashi, it was Kunoki's fault. She didn't tell him anything, and he could only find out everything about her from others.

After unlocking the seal, the fox narrowed his eyes and suddenly said to Kuno Ji Youyou: "Can I be your psychic beast?"

Kuno Ji was confused: "Me? Me?"

The large arrogant canine turned his face away: "Exchange one thing for another. Life is so boring. I want to exchange it for something fun from you."

"You told me earlier!" Kunoji said, taking out one game barrier after another from his pocket.

For this mission, she prepared a large pile of games in advance. As she took them out, she listed them all: "This is Angry Birds, this is Temple Escape, Happy Landlords, Plants vs. Zombies, Stickman Badminton, Colorful Bubbles" Dragon, Contra..."

A certain Erha said faintly: "But I want to keep playing new tricks."

He also wanted to show off his skills to his brothers.

Kunoji was flattered: "Then...then leave your contact information?"

The large canine snorted, "That's fine."

----

The Fourth Hokage himself did not expect that the decision he made would cause such a big fuss.

He just had an inexplicable trust in Kunoji, but he really didn't expect that things would turn out like this.

Uzumaki Kushina is no longer a jinchūriki.

The top management of Konoha asked him why he let go of such a powerful military resource as the tailed beasts, and mentioned that Konoha without the tailed beasts could not compete with other ninja villages.

At this moment, Kunoki and Uchiha Itachi, two guys who didn't mind the trouble, took the initiative to appear in front of Konoha's senior management and admitted what they had done. Then, something outrageous happened——

Uchiha Itachi said: "Let the other tailed beasts go one by one, and the power between the Ninja Village will still be balanced."

Kunoji, who didn't think it was a big deal, nodded desperately from the side: "Either we have it, or we don't have it at all."

Itachi Uchiha glanced at her with a half-smile, and Kunoji coughed a few times guiltily on the spot.

Namikaze Minato really thought this method was good.

But because of the half-smiling look in the Uchiha boy's eyes and Kunoki's guilty conscience, he felt panicked.

That night, Namikaze Minato couldn't sleep.

He got up, put on his coat, and walked around the house twice, but his anger still didn't go away at all.

When did that Uchiha boy and her have such a good relationship?Why do they still share secrets between them?

The Konoha high-level meeting continued to discuss this issue the next day.

Just as the top brass of Konoha were arguing about punishing the Fourth Hokage for making this decision without permission, Kunoki suddenly appeared again, blowing up the conference table with a super-small tailed beast jade, and for the first time he had a straight face: "Did you see? Konoha's fighting strength is still there, and we will release the other tailed beasts tomorrow. Konoha's number one in the ninja world, are you satisfied now?"

The entire top management of Konoha was shocked: That is a tailed beast jade, even if it is a super small one, it is still a tailed beast jade!

Namikaze Minato felt his anger disappear.

It turns out this is the secret.She was willing to reveal her secret to protect him, so why was he angry?

That night, Shimura Danzo fell asleep.

He got up, put on his coat, and walked around the house for ten times. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Suddenly he felt that his carefully planned Sharingan plan was no longer good.

With a tailed beast jade, who wants something like the Sharingan that looks creepy and has to be thrown away after just one use?

The top management of Konoha held another meeting.

This time, Kunoki and Uchiha Itachi attended the meeting again, dusty and dusty.Kunoki had big dark circles under his eyes: "The tailed beasts in other ninja villages have been released, so you don't have to blame the Fourth Hokage anymore."

Several high-level officials in Konoha looked at each other: "When did it happen?"

Kunoji poked Itachi Uchiha: "You say it, you say it."

Uchiha Itachi: "Using the flying thunder god's destination she originally decided, bringing Kyuubi's souvenir, and traveling around the ninja world in just a few days, it's that simple."

The crisis in which the Fourth Hokage made decisions without permission and caused dissatisfaction among Konoha's top brass was resolved.

But the Fourth Hokage was not happy at all.

At this moment, the Fourth Hokage was sitting at the table in Kuno's house, sulking.

He held his chin with one hand, and his blue eyes followed Kunoki who was busy cleaning in and out.

After she finished cleaning, Minato Namikaze finally couldn't help but say, "You and Uchiha Itachi have a good relationship."

Kunoki perfectly avoided the key point in his tone, and said with a "hehe" smile without any self-consciousness: "I really didn't expect Uchiha Itachi to be so reliable before."

Kunoki, who completely didn't notice that the Fourth Hokage's face was completely dark, continued to talk:

"How come he was able to obtain the Secret Secret Realm after traveling for four years? His experience points skyrocketed and he reached full level immediately! I could only make a teleportation map after traveling for four months! His guy was cheating from the beginning. He could easily clear the game and even travel through time. Time and space all come with Long Aotian’s script..."

Namikaze Minato couldn't bear it anymore and stood up.

Sure enough, his hunch was right.No one named Uchiha is reliable!

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