[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

Hatake's house is right on the central axis of Konoha, but it is located in a relatively remote place. It is surrounded by grass and woods, and there are almost no other homes.

Even during the day, you can only hear the chirping of birds in the nearby forest. At night, it is even more terrifyingly lonely. Even the melodious chirping of birds has no sound. Only the wind blows the grass leaves and the "thousands of leaves" in the forest. Rustling" sound.

"Knock, knock, knock." In such loneliness, the sound of knocking on the door was particularly obvious.

The wooden door slowly opened with a creak. The silver-haired ninja who opened the door narrowed his eyes and asked suspiciously and warily: "Who are you?"

Kunoji sighed: "Hey, Kakashi..."

Kakashi's personality began to change slowly in the past few years, from silent and cold to gentle and lazy.Ever since Kakashi passed his 20th birthday, his sinister attributes have skyrocketed.

Kakashi bent his eyes and smiled: "Please come in, Ji."

After Kunoji entered the house, he looked around the somewhat empty wooden house and said "Hey": "Why do I feel that the layout of the house has changed?"

Kakashi smiled and sat across from her: "Ah, of course...after all, you haven't been here for 800 years. Times have changed a lot."

Being blatantly connoted, Kunoji felt a little ashamed: "I've been too busy recently, and besides, it's only been eight months..."

As she said that, she consciously closed her mouth - eight months is really 800 years...

"Yeah, it's really sad that you don't care about old people like me when you have new friends."

"Hey, Kakashi, I don't have any new friends, it's just because I'm busy! Besides, you're not an old man."

What if Kakashi calls himself an old man, the Yondaime?Stop talking, stop talking, the Yondaime will be so angry that he will break his silver teeth.

Kakashi raised his eyebrows: "Isn't Itachi Uchiha a new friend?"

Only then did Kunoji remember the existence of this guy: "That's an old friend." An old friend from the previous week.

"...But you'd better stay away from Uchiha Itachi." Kakashi added.

"Eh? Why?" Kunoki was a little confused. She had already heard this sentence from two people, one was Minato Namikaze and the other was Kakashi.how?Did Uchiha Itachi have so many enemies?

Kakashi smiled and said nothing.

Uchiha Itachi has been asking him for information about Kunoki, intentionally or unintentionally.

"At this point today, it seems that you are not here to get some free time, Ji." He said.

Although it was not very dark yet, it was already past dinner time.

Kunoki: "No, no, who do you think I am? Do I look like the kind of guy who only thinks about making money..."

The voice became smaller and smaller, and Kunoji felt guilty: He really wanted to come here to have a meal, after all, he was thinking about the Kakashi brand chef, but the Yondaime had no choice but to swallow the ultimatum "no go to have a meal" before. Shui Shu will finish dinner at his own home before coming over.

"Then you better have a valid reason, otherwise... I will misunderstand this point." Kakashi lifted his chin and looked at her with a smile.

Kuno Noriqing coughed: "One hundred percent legitimate!"

"Kakashi, I have a new jutsu - will you be the first tester?"

As always, when a new ninjutsu comes out, the first candidate that comes to mind is "guinea pig" Kakashi.

This damn in-game beta ritual feels great.

The new ninjutsu is called "Ninjutsu Nuannuan".

Bridge beans sack!Stop your imagination about dressing up and your wife immediately!This is an extremely serious fighting game!

"Dear player, please choose the E-level ninjutsu you want to try or skip it."

Kakashi looked at the options "Invisibility Technique, Rope Breaking Technique, and Golden Binding Technique" on the options list. They were all required ninjutsu for graduation from the ninja school: "Skip."

"Choose D-rank ninjutsu or skip."

Kakashi became a little more interested: "Beast-like Ninja Technique: Four-legged Technique."

"Next is C-level ninjutsu or skip."

"Meat bomb chariot."

"B-level ninjutsu or skip."

"Konoha's powerful whirlwind." Metkai's ninjutsu must be tried no matter what.

"Tree binding kill." Yuhi Hong also tried her illusion.

"A-level ninjutsu or skip."

Kakashi became serious: "Rasengan." Does he still have Minato-sensei's technique?

"S-level ninjutsu."

The few options available for S-level ninjutsu are almost all Namikaze Minato's: "Flying Thunder God."

After choosing, Kakashi couldn't help but turn around: "Ji, these ninjutsu..."

Kunoji explained: "This is an illusion. You can only experience the effects of these ninjutsu, but you can't learn anything substantial. Of course - I don't know these ninjutsu, it's just a fifty-cent special effect."

Right, just like you can't ask Grandpa Jin Yong to know the Great Shift, you can't ask the founder of King of Glory to know the skills on the skill list.

"Dear player, now you will use the ninjutsu you just selected to fight."

"Round1: Kakashi vs. Kunoki!"

Kakashi was a little confused: "Why do you still want to fight? When did you choose?"

Kunoji smiled a little gloatingly: "Ninjutsu doesn't need to be used in the battle, how can it show special effects! As for me - of course I chose all the ninjutsu on the list!"

Kakashi: "..."

Extremely insidious!He thought he was just trying out other people's ninjutsu!

Kakashi soon realized that the essence of this game's ninjutsu was to test combat IQ.

When all Ninjutsu are at your disposal, and the power of Ninjutsu is the same, winning or losing the battle depends only on how to use the right Ninjutsu and Ninjutsu combination at the right time.

"Ji, finally one day you will have a slightly more serious game ninjutsu."

"I've always been serious!"

However, no matter how Kunoki emphasized her "serious" character, no matter how many ninjutsu skills she activated on the list, in the end——

He was defeated miserably at the hands of Kakashi.

After exiting the game, Kunoji covered his face: "Is it because I don't have enough combat IQ or something? I obviously..."

She clearly used the Flying Thunder God so skillfully.

Kakashi stood up and poured two glasses of water: "Among so many ninjutsu, you are only good at using Flying Thunder God. When there are so many ninjutsu to choose from, when it comes to battle, you don't know which one to choose. "

"And it happened that I also chose Flying Thunder God, so you don't even have the advantage of Flying Thunder God."

Kunoki took the water glass and drank several sips: "So in the final analysis, difficulty in choosing is to blame?"

"No, in the final analysis... you don't have enough fighting IQ." Kakashi smiled and gave her a stab.

Heartbroken.

Kunoji puffed up his cheeks and began to pretend to be puffer fish: "I'm obviously so smart, can you give me some face?"

Kakashi suppressed the hand that was about to reach out to poke her cheek, and smiled: "Yes, yes, Kunoki, the founder of game ninjutsu, is the most intelligent person in the ninja world."

Kunoji couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud: "When did you learn my speaking skills? I'm suing you for plagiarism!"

After saying that, the two couldn't help but smile at each other.

"But Ji——" Kakashi put away his smile and said a little seriously, "Don't publicize this new ninjutsu, let alone try it everywhere like other game ninjutsu. It will attract unscrupulous people."

Kunoji was a little puzzled: "How could this be malicious? It's just a special effect."

Is there anyone who wants to covet the fifty-cent special effects?

Kakashi stood up, walked to her, squatted down to look at her level, stretched out his hand and gently put it on her head. He didn't speak for a long time.

"Don't use your thoughts to test people's bottom line, Ji." He looked into her eyes intently.

"I know." Kunoji nodded obediently like a primary school student.

As expected, Minato Namikaze and Kakashi Hatake are worthy of being masters and disciples, both showing off the temperament of their homeroom teachers from time to time.And she seemed to be the naughtiest student in the class, who was often looked at by them with their eyes filled with hatred.

Kakashi still maintained that posture and looked at her intently: "...Also, don't just go to other people's homes when it's too late, or let others come to your home, as it will also attract unscrupulous people, especially the opposite sex. "

Kunoki suddenly felt that the air was a little depressing, and quickly explained: "It's because it's Kakashi who comes to your family. Others will definitely not... because they are friends who know the details."

At that time, nothing strange happened during the four months of traveling together. At first glance, Kakashi's safety factor was 100/100.

The Yondaime family didn't dare to go so late - after all, something strange happened last time, cough, cough.

Seeing that Kakashi was still looking at her steadily, Kunoji was a little speechless.

She is really not the kind of fool who has no guard against anything. Hey!Don't really treat her like a primary school student to teach her a lesson!She is actually extremely wary!

So she tried to defend herself: "Besides, I have the Flying Thunder God, which can disappear with just a sweep of the ground!"

The next moment, cool fingers pressed on her lips.

Kunoki jerked back.

"The Hinata family's soft fist acupuncture can seal the acupoints, the whirlpool sealing technique can also seal the flow of chakra, and there are many ninjutsu that can seal chakra."

"What would you do if your chakra was sealed in an instant?"

Kakashi retracted his hand and stood up.

He said slowly: "Ji, don't use your thoughts to test people's bottom lines - including Hatake Kakashi's."

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Returning home with the Flying Thunder God Technique with lingering fear, Kunoji accurately threw himself on the bed with a sliding step.

...I always felt that the atmosphere just now was a bit strangely depressing.

However, if she doesn't test "Ninjutsu Nuannuan" on others, how will she play it?Play alone?Or can it only be used in real battles?Wouldn’t that weaken a lot of playability?

Has the game ninjutsu that she worked so hard to develop, which combines "Miracle Warmth" and "Ultimate Storm", just been killed on the market?Is it so bad that you can't even issue an operating qualification certificate?

After thinking about it, she felt sleepy. She quickly got up and prepared to wash up and go to bed.

"Yo."

Kunoji slowly turned his head and looked at the stranger sitting on the window sill.

The person wearing a swirly mask.

Oh, really, the masked man actually came to your door by himself?

Then let's fly thunder first...

The arm was yanked sharply.

"Do you think I will give you the opportunity to use Flying Thunder God?" The visitor sneered.

Kunoji looked at the completely different environment around him and covered his face.

I made a mistake and was caught in a different space.

But this alien space was too ugly, like the pixels in "Minecraft" without any decorations were everywhere, but it was still gray and black, making her feel like she had suddenly become color blind.

I don’t even plant flowers or anything like that. The aesthetics really need to be improved, Obito Uchiha, so even if it is put on the APP store, no one will download it.

...I'm sorry, because I was extremely nervous, I started talking nonsense.

After being captured into the Divine Power Space, even the Flying Thunder God Technique no longer works.

Kunoji sighed: No way?Will her scientific research career end here?

About 2 minutes later, the masked man also entered the divine space.

"Where's the tailed beast?" His first sentence clearly stated his purpose.